Patrick's World Record Attempt

[d0nthateskate]

xbox live gamer card?

[jayllandudno]

Gotta have a montaaage!!!! LOL

[steerandstroll]

FAIL

[jescymurphy]

lame

[feetsmeller89]

America...

[ruderomans96]

eating and gaining weight the american way

[raymond9987654321]

fake

[roboneko77]

ah america

[dozeoneuk]

that wasnt even real, you can clearly hear a change in the sound quality

[lolcat52]

i heard bigger farts (um... sometimes from me)

[honeybunches1231]

that wasn't even long or loud

[brawlgasm7]

I have a trick to fart SUPER LOUD you just need to sit down flat on your ass. It works,I farted so loud that mysister heard me 5 rooms away!!

[shawnllama]

lol even if you are lying it actuallly works i got it my dad woke up from sleep from doing that lol my watter started to shake to LOL

[ihartjustin94]

that sooooooo wasnt a loud fart...i've heard WAY louder

[Rockertown1]

loool cool and really unny but bathed in cheese that gotta stink

[KASAuknow]

you guys are soo mean ... I luv u pat

[prettygirlwow]

lol

[beaulolp]

that shits funny

[MGB9292]

only in canada...

[dcksunlmtd]

you are so tarded

[xxfamous1mitchxx]

yeah what the fuck, you two are fucking idiots.......honestly all these commments are shit that needs to happen to you, you stupid fucking asshole.....fucking retarded fucks......get a life u jackoffs

[91762j]

I hope the next day you shit ur self in class bescause that was the most bullshit video i have ever seen.

[FFTLhoe]

i hope you're family dies in an aweful car accident.

[AtheistTuber]

BAHAHAHAH i love u man i was thinking same thing hahahah

[imacrzykid]

song?

[LordAxalon]

this is just so gay its unreal, its not even a real fart its just a fake fart soundbite. this is made of pure fail!

[kooldaug]

that was dumb, you probally used one of those fart machine things and your retarted brother pressed the button for you, and you made yourself look stupid, as cheese doesn't make loud farts.

[rottenpoop23]

yea who ever was talkin should die painfuly and slowly while listenin to his own voice. and ur brother is retarted. and cheese makes u shit!1

[ashey12]

OMFG!! will some one shoot the kid who was speaking......then get his brother??? and send him to a mental home......but pleaze .....ill give a tenner to any1 who kills him......

!!!!!! :@

[bradford90210]

my wish is that your neck gets snapped

the wish part was in reference to homo90396's t shirt

[bradford90210]

your a homo, fuck notre dame, fuck you. your not funny. faggot

[SouthBendB9204]

easy tough guy

[steerandstroll]

FAIL

[tycorr94]

Oh my god I didnt know southern people could read the words on a computer screen this is amazing O:

[tycorr94]

If I find one of you guys in public i'm gonna fart on your domes.

[TADroxsox]

i have 2 problems with this,

1:cheese doesnt make u fart retard

2:i have the loudest fart,duh

[SouthBendB9204]

in pat's case, cheese does make him fart

[bbccrriicchh]

cheese makes u constapated!

[gypsykingg]

wow your a cunt. this kid is gonna be a fucking fat ass. and shut the fuck up about canada. and you bring up the 1980 winter olympics. that was 28 years ago if you did not know. im american, and canada has just as much freedom as the USA. i thought id tell you cause your redneck ass has never been to school. Canada also has free medical. there is one right that the USA does not have. get your facts straight you dirty cunt

[SouthBendB9204]

why would you want free medical? when you need to go to the hospital because you are choking on a meat pole, you would have to wait, because EVERYONE ELSE IN THE COUNTRY HAS FREE MEDICAL!!

[gypsykingg]

damn did you figure that out by yourself that everyone have free medical? wow your an idiot. choking on a meat pole? wow your fucking retarded. your just a dumb ass anal drip douche bag trying to make your trailer trash son fat

[SouthBendB9204]

thats actually not even my son. that would be my brother. and i wasnt trying to make him fat. you can keep thinking that though. the movie was supposed to be a joke because my brother loves cheese. making him fat was not my intention at all.

[gypsykingg]

hmmm well thats good

[dontxcallxmexbaby]

@gypsykingg im canadian, lol i like you, it may be a crush? iight cool lets date. go habs go?

[gypsykingg]

@dontxcallxmexbaby fuck me

[dontxcallxmexbaby]

@gypsykingg alright right now please and thank you

[gypsykingg]

@dontxcallxmexbaby oh ya

[dontxcallxmexbaby]

@gypsykingg lmfao ooh baby, how old are you sex machine?

[wispers187]

@gypsykingg for one fuck canada and 2 its a kit wtf is your problem? Pretty easy to talk shit on the net isnt it? and for 2 fuck canad AYE, go fucking blow some snow

[ikram36922]

sooooooooooooooooooo fake

[fartingryan]

this video sucks and the fart wasnt loud and it wasnt funny at all

[SouthBendB9204]

If it sucked so bad, why did you take the time to watch it?

[fartingryan]

I watched this movie to show how gay americans are to my friend. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH­A!!!!!!!!!!!

[RaeRaenWes]

That was so fake

[SouthBendB9204]

If you knew Pat how I do, you would think otherwise.

[hotkirby]

3 stars

ooooh man ita a good thing you cant hear a buzzing sound when you inputted the fart sound.

quit fun but make sure the transition between 2 fragments is perfect.

other then that its good.

[SouthBendB9204]

That is actually his real fart, I just had it recorded on my cell phone.

[latinboi95]

wat a waste of time

[SouthBendB9204]

You want to talk about a waste of time? Look at you favorites. I see you have "My New Haircut". That's a waste of time, my friend.

[fartingryan]

your vid sucked bad

[SouthBendB9204]

I don't know why Im bothering to reply. You're a 13 year old Canadian, go play lacrosse with you butt buddy.

[latinboi95]

who do u think u are making fun of canadians when the united states has the worst president ever

[SouthBendB9204]

ok....

[SouthBendB9204]

We're good at hockey too. I believe Mike Modano, Tony Almonte, Chris Chelios, and Brian Leetch are all American. Oh yeah, how about the 1980 Olympics? Who won the Gold again? THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!!

[PantherAssassin35]

o yea latinboi what did guatemala land give us....

[fartingryan]

O ya we don't play lacrosse because were to bussy wooping ur ass at hockey and why should I lisend to u ur a amarican who plays base ball they toss the balls and catch it and make you touch base with ur boy friend and plus half ur country is NOT SMARTER THEN A 5th GRADER

[SouthBendB9204]

If us AMERICANS are not smarter than a 5th grader, than you Canadians must not be smarter than a 1st grader because you obviously cannot spell very well. In the great country of America we spell it busy, whooping, listen, American, baseball, boyfriend, and your.

[gypsykingg]

haha gooooood one. make up something new

[SouthBendB9204]

wow! i was right. you do sit on meat. i am hotter than ryan sheckler? your saying you are hotTER than him? so you obviously think he is hot. nice work, you fuc**** rainbow warrior.

[gypsykingg]

wtf? haha how am i saying that he is hot. im not you just ran out of things to say you dirty jew. and im glad the you took the pleasure to watch it. you can think what you want but your still living in a trailer

[SouthBendB9204]

your right. i do live in a trailer. thats why im typing this on my mac right now!

[SouthBendB9204]

you're a dumbass.

[gypsykingg]

aww the little cunt is gettin mad.

[gypsykingg]

wow you poor shit. what dumpster did you find that in?

[SouthBendB9204]

the"dumpster" that says Apple across the top of it. you wouldnt know considering you probably own a pc like the majority of the people on this planet.

[gypsykingg]

wow you are soo happy you have an apple. get over yourself

[SouthBendB9204]

can you smell that from where you are? it smells like...yep, thats it, JEALOUSY.

[gypsykingg]

yes im so jealous of your piece of shit mac. lady, i have the newest imac, how do you think i made that video with 4 different colored screens? ya i made that in photo booth. but you would not know because you have an old run down mac, cause your too poor to afford a new one.

[gypsykingg]

yes im so jealous of your piece of shit mac. lady, i have the newest imac, how do you think i made that video with 4 different colored screens? ya i made that in photo booth. but you would not know because you have an old run down mac, cause your too poor to afford a new one.

[SouthBendB9204]

i actually have the newest mac also. the 24in aluminum one...yea i have that one. i made this video with imovie.

nice try.

[gypsykingg]

wtf? haha how am i saying that he is hot. im not you just ran out of things to say you dirty jew. and im glad the you took the pleasure to watch it. you can think what you want but your still living in a trailer

[PantherAssassin35]

what if we dont want to be smart what if we all just want to do nothing but what we want which what we want is to do nothing

[SouthBendB9204]

Yeah, in America we can do whatever we want. It's called FREEDOM. Try it. Oh, and P.M. Paul Martin deepthroats meat poles!!

[latinboi95]

finally someone who agrees with me

[latinboi95]

finally someone who agrees with me

[latinboi95]

finally someone who agrees with me

[SouthBendB9204]

"My New Haircut" is a waste of time. Oh, and here in the States, we spell it boy and what.

[latinboi95]

wow ur a fag

[SouthBendB9204]

Im not the one still using that word.

[latinboi95]

i bet u dun no the meaning of that word

oh i know its you

[PantherAssassin35]

the plot of this video is amazing

[starameez]

fake

[SouthBendB9204]

thats what you think