The most useless machine ever

[TheShadowDragonfly]

I want this

[nightmare398FTW]

I would do that all day untel thr wires fri and just wait now that would be pointless

[RandomVidProducti0n]

This is the worst useless machine ever, it's to slow

[Genkiandme]

Youre suppost to put like a coke bottle on the hand and it gives it to you

[Striker5551]

I want one

[flaillomanz]

I think it's missing something... Oh yeah, teeth.

Razor sharp, gnashing teeth.

[gelman912]

LEAVE ME ALONE

[oc1503chik88]

[pushes switch]  machine: nope

[YoDwAgFDGOD85]

man:*turns on*

machine:IM TRYING TO SLEEP *machine turns self off*

man:i know that *man turns on again*

machine:AHEM SLEEPING HERE

man:fine then

machine:IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY

man:heheheh

[gabean98]

i really want one of these

[xThat1Gamerx]

Put the condoms in the machine in case parents banned sex in the house

[UTube4588]

xD

[johnito2009]

I can't be the onlyone to want this amazing machine

[rossettofrancesco]

thumb up if you are the 333332 person!

[bloodynuts2]

well i think its great //weird but great

[JAM3ZI420I]

I could put my weed in there so when Im too stoned I cant get to it fast enuf before the box shuts

[monderwa]

@JAM3ZI420I Cool, you are the first to suggest a truly useful purpose for it!

[GODsxSKiLL]

@monderwa of course a stoner knows

[dreamythoughts23]

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[THEAMERICANCUBANO]

This is undoubtedly the most useless machine I have seen in my entire life!

I'll take 20.

[xBL0CK3Rx]

how can you keep a blondine busy for 2 hours? Buy her this machine...

MUHAHAHA

[TheKatanafreak]

30 people don't like being given exactly what they were told they would be...

[TheHonestPoet]

@TheKatanafreak Make that 31 useless people ;).

[cajb687]

lol

[blagga1000]

how to keep an idiot busy...

[Shaku4Shintai]

I like the one thats faster, i think it was that little wooden box, its more comical

[tizr98]

its not useless its going green by saving energy

[doogle5747]

This is what technology does when it's saying "FUCK OFF!"

[Lauti064]

?????

[MrDrdoomlittle]

LOL, hook this up to a lightswitch or something :)

[kiretebicuko]

what the fuck am i watchin :D

[zeadeltanova12]

its not as useless as u think, it could be used for storage of money or something else. so yea, not useless.

[redzus]

This teaches team work!

[paulex121]

useless... and AWESOME!!!

[Volgeirea]

TEAMWORK!

[s2landyman]

SO MANY of these devices are too fast. Yours is perfect.The hand is a nice touch.

[TimTakeAway]

what a dipshit that hand

[DinkaFoxthegamer]

but money in there and watch people try to get it out.

[glykglykeglyk]

i dotn find that useless if you have fantasy maybe you can make something good..by adding things on it

i dont know ;p

[OlivierBeauchamp]

so useless... and I must have it!!

[MrTomtom234]

you could put some candy on the second arm and it would hand it to you.

[acy48]

it isnt useless. it keeps the layer at the right position^^

[ALEXTOPDOG]

lol, KEEP OFF MY SWITCH XD

[triplennn11]

meanwhile, at valfe

[pingpongpung]

@triplennn11 Copying the top comment won't get you any thumbs up.

[mitchamus]

this is fucking awesome.

[ulsig95]

The purpose of it is the have the will to do this so many times that it runs out of power

[gmodman999]

That's the switch to release Half-Life 2: Episode 3...

[doop231]

get a rat and get mini pie XD

[Shotokhan87]

the wood one is better!!!

[ZyciowkaCs]

Automated High fives for people who have nobody to high five.

[TheTSense]

problem, waste of energy?

[MrGavrushka]

forever alone

[Hidframe]

:)) Awesome



[moonlightbreez]

That isnt the most useless machine ever, it keep retards distracted for hours.

[racingrules22]

@moonlightbreez ive been watching for days about now....haha

[35taratata]

fake this is from the latest in hobby robotics n*7 from make magazine

[aznwhite]

Well all i got to say is i like interior of that machine

[PsychoLegoMan]

NASA needs a brain like yours!

[123naitsabes]

soo thats where the government blows all its money off!!!! holy crap i pay taxes for this

[oldman32123]

i really want to know how to make one of them. are there any tutorials anywhere?

[sba20041]

machine hates switchs

[GamerG0d1337]

*flips switch*

Episode 3 upload starting...

*switch flips back off*

Episode 3 cancelled.

*flips switch*

Episode 3 upload starting...

*switch flips back off*

FUUUUUUU-

[flavorysoup]

trololololololololol

[MrJebus3000]

@flavorysoup Going to glue a Troll face on mine now because of you.. Lol

[Johfunu]

its like a troll box

[Mafiaze]

sexy

[brokenbutterfly8]

''Somebody should get a job!'' -no, somebody need to get laid

[TheSteamPunkr]

what you need to do is make it 2 sided. one arm activates the other, which activates the first and so on...

[jackcrazeanim]

Must...win...argument...with..­.box

[miklaskislo123]

Omg! Cool where van i buy it!? :DD xD

[Personaboutspeed]

This would be awesome for an alarm clock, especially to people who turn them off and continue sleeping haha

[smurfboywv]

How do you built one of these?

[HeavyFallenTears]

So Useless yet so many views compared to my vids >.>

[GreenDragon124]

aerial faith plate with a smaller amount of force?

[pavlospolo]

............it's too complicated for me to understand.

[PowerSports420]

Why make it clear plastic?

[ignoblius]

This is how some people interact with their alarm clocks.

[icametorock1]

not totally useless (1) keep hamsters in it while you clean their cage (2) prop open a door during summer (3) keep loose change in it

[TheTraceurBoy]

Try getting this through airport security...

[Lufttygger306]

It's totally use

[evilunixuser1]

Don't see how this is useless. It does serve a purpose. Buy it as a Christmas or birthday gift for the girl you want to break up with.

[spartanb16]

@evilunixuser1 LMFAO!

[ManicMinecrafter]

@evilunixuser1 To Let Her Know She's A Turn-off?

[Leatherbehlt]

@ManicMinecrafter *pun fail*

[flipmode88s]

@evilunixuser1 LOOOOL

[dat2704]

hahaha great device.

[Renard380]

I love this one because it isn't lightning fast like most of those things i see on youtube.

[TheGrimHamster]

but some tnt in its hand

?????

death

[PETERBILT281DUEL]

The most useless machine ever is my ford pinto...

[randyortanfan1]

its something 4 when ur bored i guess

[coolcam262]

@randyortanfan1 err REALLY bored....

[randyortanfan1]

@coolcam262 hahahahahaha u make me laugh XD

[web2student]

Only Chuck Norris can make it stay on.

Duh..

[TheGanaji]

Privacy box

[DarthBlam]

Its like.. over time it starts getting pissed off and flicks it harder and faster xD

Then it finds your handgun and goes on a homicidal rampage o_o

[MrFraserFilms2009]

Episode 3 in a nutshell...

[TheIHaveADHD]

MEANWHILE AT VALVE!

[Valexxii]

@TheIHaveADHD DAMNIT GABE

[brownsrock2007]

people have buttons that make them mad. electronics have switches

[paintball626]

why is it so slow?



[scar504]

you ruined it by making it clear and even if you hadn't its so slow that it's not funny at all. your title is accurate THIS useless machine really is useless at least the other ones were funny

[radionut63]

that is cool!!

[XDeadXPsycho]

HOW COULD IT BE USELESS!! it got u 200.000+ views!!!!!!!

[Technodude3111]

Amazing.

[TheMeanConservative]

wow...

[sjsawyer]

This machine is going to take over the world!

And then turn itself off when it's done.

[xxgumeaterxx]

That's kinda cool really

[7145159]

actually , its the most useful machine to stop BOREDOM

[TharTassakahn]

lol.

[Chriscriedout]

So...it is a suicide machine?

[XRayCam]

@Chriscriedout, NICE :)

[diamondiceage]

sweetest machine ever

[alibarbersworkshop]

Love it

[MrDuffdude]

Where can I get one/ build one for £5

[KiLLeRxxBuNNy]

too slow i think

[skatefallsmash1]

you could put stuff inside it

[basjumper002]

Meanwhile, at Valve....

[TheMajorBromley]

@basjumper002 what are u talking about

[SuperMaexle123]

@basjumper002 Meanwhile, at Apple...

[Beastyable]

@basjumper002 ohh my GOD!!!! you made my year man xD

[jujus213]

@basjumper002

jjajajajajajajajahahahahahahah­ahahahahahaha lolololololololololololl *trollface* lololol

[mikr0bas]

i would lol if a huge factory was built just for that reason

[Banez1991]

Eh? 

[WOODS1925]

Dude hrs isntthat good it's to slow and fuck all of you that say bad shot about niggas

[StormZephyr]

This is what happens when the alarm wakes me up in the morning

[plbuster]

Now that's what we need in Congress...a machine that shuts down stupid and expensive legeslation automatically.

[Hiukuss]

It wants to sleep!

[Left4Fail]

That's what happen with my wife vagina!

[laikros]

@Left4Fail xD

[kuza261]

keep messing with me the next thing to make a click is the hammer of my glock

[consack75460]

man:i will now flick this switch

robot:oh hell no

man:i said turn the fuck on and stay the fuck on!

robot:......

man:.......

robot: oh hell no bitch fuck the hell off i just got through with taking a massive shit

do you know how hard it is to take a shit with only 2 3inch arms

[4rchf13nd]

@consack75460 what? i dont even..... what does the length of the robots arm have to do with him taking a shit? and it being hard? im so confused.....

[viking977]

goddammit i just got back from work, let me sleep *click*

[robello]

Vagina Simulator :(

[KraziiGirl101]

were can I get this......

[DJStealthyMusic]

not now m8, I have a headache *click*

[Chiliplease]

I dont know what youre talking about, thats the coolest fucking thing ive seen in my life.

[arttu9]

it's anit-thief machine, your hand gets stuck in to that "thing"

[zacker2000]

dear santa....

[Ariani101]

What's the point? x)

[domkratas]

chuck norris created this machine

[PyroRul3s]

now you never have to worry about leaving your lights on

[Sevival]

i should make this for my end project

[dabigjokeoftheday]

OVER COMPLICATED

[darcyklyne]

Ahh! I've been looking everywhere for one of those! Well done!

[TheChosenOne1997]

let me sleep you asshole!

[yuksel4]

you're using it that means it useful

[AERDER999]

I know What is this machine about!

Human VS Machine!

[showme87]

the machine is too tired to work

[antonb000]

leave the poor thing alone, it's clear it wants the switch in that position, jeez....

[horseman1]

NICEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­E

SUKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEeeeeee

[cyrax023]

i want one.

[vnesaa]

this one is slow..

[ldm5792]

this is the perfect toy! never get bored!! :D

[haloman332]

napkin

[jayfulf]

lol that's hilarious, I'll buy one

[odahilys]

I really though this said "The Most Useless Mac..." when i saw it in the related section. I was still tricked until i read again and it said Machine.

Yet i continued to think it refereed to a mac.

[DaytonaEggnog]

WIN-dows

[garagecrap]

WIndows.

[ZONKUF]

I dont see how this is useless, it keeps the retards occupied XD

[Soulrider2012]

I kind of like the two step process in this version along with the clear box.

[GoldDustWomanAz]

awesome FTW

[Mozilafoxx]

HERS THE NEW iBox !

[Fidd91]

Looks like the ibox has feelings. It seems like it get pissed off at 0:17

[obagysan]

Confusious says: Man who builds this has no life.

[calculatorboyqwe]

Lmao

[randomamerican1]

wow, at least the saskview version had some speed to it.

[DUHUIDIOTILIKECOOKIE]

someone already had this idea. stop copying people. fuckin prick. btw that person did it better

[deadlyfalcon89]

@DUHUIDIOTILIKECOOKIE Yeah, it's built out of Make Magazine.... derp to you too.

[XxXxCheyTacXxXx]

@deadlyfalcon89 lol DERP!!!

[mascere343]

YOU SON OF A BITCH I SAID STAY ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[KraziiGirl101]

@mascere343 lmfao!!!!

[AnesBosna]

@mascere343 NO I WANT IT TO BE OFF I WANT TO SLEEP MORON >:O