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  • Yep! lotsa lotsa tylenol!

  • Big deal, just take the people`s money and do yer job

  • Hilarious vids. Thanks man

  • Compared to the other two videos, the background music isn't too bad :P

  • No offence intended but this should be called Beard Fail

  • Honestly, I don't know how you guys do it!

  • being a wanna-be hipster douche virgin

  • stupid really

  • And you guys still play music through your P.A. system. Like it matters.

  • Dude, you made my week!! Funny as HELL!!! LOL As for all the jackwagons trying to bust on you....they are all TOOLS....

  • Your boss/coworker is kinda somewhat like Garth.

  • MY GOD, IT'S FULL OF NECKBEARDS.

  • your FIRED!!!!!!!

  • 0:18 He looks like the music store dude from Tenacious D

  • Now "That's" Fuckin' Funny~

  • Wow Garth really hasn't aged well.

  • HAHAHA

    

  • I remember when I was a kid in grade 7 and we used to jam like that. It always sounded awful. Poor teacher became so stressed out that he became alcoholic (his job was the only thing he had, and we stressed the shit out of him).

  • I Just want to know if one of them is named Jim Gronden A guy I knew In the service he was from New york or New Jersey He sure looked like him he was dead in his rigft ear

  • ...Actually, I'm 26 and you do look my age? How F***ing old are you?

  • Why does everyone thing that doing pinch harmonics makes you sound less like shit?

  • I would fucking KILL MYSELF.

  • So apparently everyone noticed the Garth.

  • Party on Wayne, party on Garth.

  • This isn't as bad as the first two.

  • Wasn't this guy in a porn video where all the girls made fun of his small pee pee?

  • HOLY SHIT ITS GARTH!

  • thz guy trippz me out for sum reason lol

    

  • at 0:23 ur beard has a arm...

  • @BlackGypoMagic I liked because that's halarious XD

  • is this in Alabama? is the name of the guy that came up Ray or something?

  • Correction: what it is like to work in a store that caters to the millions of shitty guitar players in the world.

  • That totally looked like an old Garth from Waynes world

  • You have the best WTF face

  • What is happening in the comments below me

  • Pro tip: When in a music store, not everyone wants to hear you blasting your shit.

  • ... G - Garth? Is it really you? o.o

  • @averyellis Forget the haters, that shit's just funny. :D

  • @HappyHooker83 Oh, my, god, I am so sorry... that I didn't think of your idea first!

    If anyone wants to post a video called "hot, sexy girls/ womyn in hot, skimpy outfits" post it here and I will favorite and promote it. What a great idea, hooker!

  • @averyellis First off, rape and sexual harassment are about CONSENT! Only a rapist motherfucker would substitute or else supplant a womyn's right to consent by using her morals - and your entitlement to rape because you're a man with arousal - as an excuse to rape and do harm to a womyn! PS I never viewed white "men" as being masculine. With your pretty hair, pretty eyes, and soft white skin (light or white skin is deemed as universally effeminate) combined with your lack of melanocytes which

  • @averyellis produces significantly LESS testosterone than any other race of men on this Earth, I can not see you all as white "men", only pretty little snowbunny white girls (I call your womyn "womyn" because I have more respect for them). That is why you all are the first to end up as prison bitches for black men when you hit the pen. That is also why you all are filled with so much misogyny and use "double standards" to attack esp. black womyn and all womyn and "keep us in line" morally by

  • @averyellis keeping us from wearing "skimpy clothes" via such things as sexual harassment, rape, and rape victim blame because you white "men" ie GIRLS are really bitches who want to compete for the black cock and you see us all, esp. the black womyn, as competition, you feminine, pretty, straight haired, pretty eyed snowbunny BITCH! LOL!

  • @HappyHooker83 Do you work for the Herman Cain campaign?

  • @HappyHooker83 Lol get back in the cotton field.

  • @averyellis, LOL

  • Is HappyHooker83 the "sexy" girl/womyn in the hot, skimpy red skirt at 0:04?

  • @HappyHooker83

    You're obviously too uneducated to realize that taping the patrons is completely legal. They're in a public place, which releases them from expectation to privacy.

  • @frazerdavid No it's not. A city street IS public place! I am quite certain the shop has rules and if a customer ie their business ie their money sees this and complain, which could loose them business, homeboy doing the videotaping becomes a liability and can be kicked off the job since the "customer is always rights." Something to think about, esp. if word gets out that employees are privately videotaping PATRONS ie the business's money in a creepy manner. There have been lawsuits filed

  • @frazerdavid againts even sole proprietor businesses doing this such as a lone owner who was arrested for secretly videotaping patrons using his unisex restroom. Yes, that does happen!

  • @frazerdavid So, no, you just can't allow your employees to film unless you want customers hearing about it and filing lawsuits against you and/ or just speaking word about it and when word gets out that employees are privately filming customers, who is going to want to pay you for shit then? Lawsuit, lawsuit, lawsuit. That is why private companies have laws against videotaping. Trust me, I know from experience.

  • @HappyHooker83

    First of all, you're talking about corporate policy, not city or state legality. Second of all, a bathroom is a place that constitutes an "expectation of privacy".

    You're a perfect example of everything that is wrong with our country, the basic concept of logical is completely foreign to you...

  • @frazerdavid A security camera is designed for people's safety, NOT to just spy on people for whatever reason. There is a difference. The security camera is understood to be there. But employees spying on people with no apparent reason is another. You can not compare the two. That is why in many places recording in their business is forbidden. As for the recording in business thing, there was a case where a man was arrested and sued for illegally spying on people in his own home so that goes

  • @HappyHooker83

    You seem like an overly nosy tightwad who has nothing better to do than nitpick peoples youtube videos and tell them what they are doing wrong. Shouldn't you be in the kitchen making dinner or on your knees doing what WOMEN do best? Yeah, that's how it's spelled. Not "womyn", you stupid feminist elitist cunt. Don't get me wrong, I'm all for equal rights... unless you're a feminist. I have zero respect for you self-important wastes of life.

  • @frazerdavid back to the "reasonable expectation of privacy" thing where if a person can't spy on you in his own home, neither can they at a business because, believe it or not, it is NOT public property. Yeah, the public can come in, but you can be thrown out all the same whereas on public property you can't be kicked off. So, it is private just like the private house example, yet you can't tape their for prurient reasons or else face lawsuit from EEOC or other agencies governing business's

  • @frazerdavid codes of conduct if they infringe on people's civil rights for race, gender, creed, etc. A business has the right to do that for safety and to protect itself but not for the reasons the boy is doing it here for. Yeah, I know the law is confusing and some of it are in fact unconstitutional but just be's the way it be's, ya know!

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  • @HappyHooker83 btw, what do you thing a security camera is?

  • @frazerdavid So your lack of logic is wrong, lil boy! How old are you, child, for real? 18? 2?

  • @HappyHooker83 idiot its legal you dont need permission to film people in a public environment

  • @HappyHooker83

    What the fuck is a womyn?

  • @HappyHooker83 Well, I think Averyellis is a pretty damn funny guy for the things he post on here.

    Seeing as the people he record are in a Public Place, And you don't need permission to record them, I don't think you should get your panties in a wad about it.

  • @HappyHooker83 What the actual fuck?

  • @HappyHooker83 your name is HappyHooker; go gag on a sandwich wench. waitwat

  • @HappyHooker83 ...?

  • dude the guy at the end totally looked like garth from waynes world :D

  • @MinecraftDewd thanks he likes to play...

  • The look at the end was priceless.

  • My question is: Since when has Andy Dick worked in a music store? And when did he grow his hair out?

  • lol Today I went to a music store and some people were just trying out stuff like the standard Fender 2x12-combos and other amps like that... Bluesy stuff...

    Then there was an ENGL-amp, a full stack just standing there, with exactly the head I'm planning to buy.

    And I asked the guy who works there if I could try it, and he was like "Ohhh, gosh, ummm..." at first. XD

    I think he was just afraid for too much noise.

    But I kept levels low, cause... "I know..." and I'm not exactly a beginner.

  • LOL i really like these videos . . .

    I don't understand why everyone thinks music store clerks are 'snobby.'

    As long as you know what the fuck you're talking about, then they're typically easy to get along with.

    BESIDES, how long could ANY informed musician listen to children make awful noises out of Line Dicks amps ALL DAY and not be a LITTLE snippy. :p

  • Haha these videos are fantastic!

  • I swear to god all people that work in Nordstrom, Gamestop, and any Guitar shop feels like they're better then everyone.

  • holy shit is that garth!?

  • butthurt dweller ??

  • Is this Bailey Bros. in Birmingham? That guy has on a sloss shirt! Every time I go in there its shit like this. I feel for you ; -;

  • i dont get it

  • I've BEEN HERE, is this somewhere close to Madison?

  • Shit, this video is 100% stereotype. You've got pudgy dude in his late 20s to mid 30s with neckbeard and pony tail, late 30s Garth hair guy, and assholes showing off in the background. All the ingredients I want from a music shop.

  • @ChristopherDone You think I'm in my late 20s to mid 30s? My god, I love you! That's the nicest thing anyone's said to me yet!

  • @averyellis you better believe that those are all the ingredients you want in a music shop! That's what I want, including longhair sales dudes. Nothing wrong with that. As long as they're nice to the ladies!

  • @averyellis this shit is funny as hell

  • @averyellis EVERY reply you post makes me dig you even more! : D i am soooo glad i discovered your channel during this early a.m.'s insomnia-driven youtube exploration.

  • not sure if your saying what because you can't hear or what, because it's really bad lol

  • What?

  • Insane asylum??

  • Thats not right man hahahahahahahaha

  • @rtfmrecords stairway denied!

  • i miss that racket, i got fired over an argument with the manager about the sales i was making, it effing sucks and i want that job back....

  • LMFAO

  • that dude look like my friend from spelldown ...

  • Made me subscribe. This is great

  • LOL! don't quit your day job... holy shit! this is your day job...

  • I love your face :D

  • im surprised that skrillex brought me to this shitty ass vid

  • I didn't know Rob Chappers had a brother

  • @NauticalNinja1 lol i thought i was the only one XDD

  • You couldn't come up with two guys who look more like stereotypical music store clerks if you tried.

  • @TechnicalEvaluation Ahhhh, So true.

  • hahahah it gets all quiet 1 second after they are done talking, classic!

  • xD

  • Check out the voyage-air guitar at voyageairguitar (dot com)

  • 0:00 Thunder Kiss '65 :-)

  • We have a soundproof room in the store i used to work at.... But if i heard Smoke on the water one more fucking time im gonna explode...

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  • They other dude you're talking about is the legend that was Ronnie James Dio, at least I think that's what you're implying, he appears as such to me anyway. You should be ashamed that you didn't know such a musical god's name. I feel insulted for the man that you know him as 'that guy from Tenacious D'. You ever hear of bands by the name of Dio, Black Sabbath, Rainbow or Elf?

  • @TheBomber15 Well, I have a suggestion for you, just don't feel like that... I could bet that you have more important things to worry about than other people's musical preferences... Not everyone has to know who is Ronnie James Dio (personally I believe they should however. My respects for the legend) just like you don't have to know who were Grandmaster Flash for example.

  • @xXxDOPxXx But I do know who Grandmaster Flash is, one of the finest hip hop artists of all time. He was the man to bring it off the streets and onto the radio and record store shelve, but I know that's not the point that you are making. Anyway, sorry, I was in one of my 'Pretentious wanker' modes at the time obviously.

  • @xXxDOPxXx But I do know who Grandmaster Flash is, one of the finest hip hop artists of all time. He was the man to bring it off the streets and onto the radio and record store shelve, but I know that's not the point that you are making. Anyway, sorry, I was in one of my 'Pretentious wanker' modes at the time obviously.

  • great job!

    the videos, i mean, not the one you do for living :D

  • The other dude is like that guy from Tenacious D

  • They Eminent domained us ...JUST HAVING FUN MUSIC in Burlington, WI love your vids

  • I don't mean to be a dick but with most amps You kind of need to crank them a little when You're testing them...At least his licks were mildly okay...ish...

  • @6Vital6Remains6 ...While I get your point...

    Imagine having to listen to something like that, REALLY FUCKING LOUD, for an entire work day.

    It's one thing cranking an amp for a short while. Listening to other people cranking amps for your entire work day... Well, I welcome you to try it out.

  • here let me play the "may i help you riff"

  • Party on Garth... lol WHERE'S WAYNE.........

  • omg this sounds crazy but very cool too

  • Dammit make more of these. They're pretty much solid gold.

  • You know something...this just hits home on some many levels it isn't even funny

    Ellis! you are my new hero..(and I've had a few)

  • Most of the people that work at music stores are half retarded. Guitar Center is the worst offender. I bought a new head for my snare there yesterday, and took it out of the box to inspect it before leaving the store. The dumbfuck behind the counter exclaims, "yup, they still make 'em round". To which I replied, "you don't inspect your drumheads before installing them?". He had no idea what I meant. I complained to management, and was given a $10 gift card. Fuck all music store employees!

  • @nbryc You got a $10 gift card because someone told a bad joke and you're STILL bitching?

    Yeah, I'll wager that you're the type of person that "complains to management" regardless of the establishment.

  • @InsertDeepLyrics take it easy on him dood hes a drummer he probably can't even understand the words your saying

  • @nbryc Well said I couldn't agree more It's amazing the attitude they have

  • Hahahahaha. <3 wonderful.

  • Man you're my hero :°D

  • they're gettin the band back together!

  • He dont have to play so loud !

  • @onsenfoudunom1 If you're trying out a tube guitar amplifier, you a:) want to know how it sounds closer to stage volume, and b:) want to bring the amp alive to hear what it actually sounds like. A tube amp at bedroom levels will give you no idea what-so-ever at what it sounds like at a gig.

  • this clip shows why I never enter a Sam Ash or GC

  • @acesoverkings22

    Just what is the bar you are setting?

    There are plenty of musicians who make a living or supplement their living with gigs. Aren't they "making it in the real world"?

    Or is a band only successful when acesoverkings22 has heard of them?

  • OMG! its Garth!

    0:18

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  • u guys look so much alike u could be brothers!! and ur expression was HAILARIOUS!

  • hahahahaa..favourite

  • awesome guy

  • @dude30523 looks like the dude off wayne's world lol

  • ha ha c't'expresssion !!!

  • Completely awesome!

  • At the end he has a hand escaping his beard.

  • I feel your pain, but this time the guitarist could actually play.

  • FREE BIRD!

  • I love these videos - this is Universal phenomenon!

    Is this store in Birmingham? I'm from NYC but think I've actually been there...

  • Booths?

  • Haha, there he is, the long haired, old guy who failed as a musician and is now selling Schecters at a little below retail.

  • All that's missing is someone playing 'Stairway To Heaven'!

  • @rtfmrecords No Stairway? Denied!

  • @rtfmrecords

    u mean ATTEMPTING to play stairway to heaven lol

  • @rtfmrecords NO STAIRWAY

  • @rtfmrecords denied

  • @rtfmrecords at my music store if you start to play it they kick you out unless you know every note and solo to the song

  • @rtfmrecords 'No "Stairway"? Denied!' LOL

  • 「なに?」 classic!!! that is hilarious!!

  • Yup, this is precisely what it is like.

  • if ya can't play good, play loud

  • lololol

  • Oh Howie, you're so professional.

  • Oh Howie, you're so professional.

  • You really capture the essence of working in a music store.

  • Garth!

  • @kieranmullen2 FUCKING AGREED

  • @kieranmullen2 Haha.

  • @kieranmullen2 Looks like a cross between Garth Algar and Steve Harris.

  • @kieranmullen2 LOL ITS SO FUCKIN GARTH!

  • We want more! We want more!

    We want more! We want more!

  • What?

    WHAT?

    ...oh... lol

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