We have car! We have motorbike! We have a guard dog.., but someone stole it! It's not there.
How do u get a guard dog stolen?!? It must've not been that good of a guard dog if it allows itself to get stolen. Maybe the Cuban guy could use huzzy from the hi ho trashicorn heavy hill commercial! Lol
0:16 reminds me of when your ears got fucked with lyrical jism of the 3rd kind, gooey on your mind. Dinosaur Holcaust did it to your aunties ears and your nannies to!
My family is Cuban, and we all find This effing hilarious!!! U have to really appreciate Spanglish and the very distinct Cuban accent older male cuban Americans have. Epic. And as my aunt just said, the world should probably be grateful he changed careers!
My name's grueling. used to read and agreed with you, now stepped out here. And how many guys denounced "stuff"? what do we have without power borrower or without the "we have to god dot home bodies home"? If you are going to go it, acknowledge our possession.
I want to limit the settling, but from that got upgraded to free advice default, or program. We had all three senate, he specialist unsure, to help but couldn't. father and I would assume report with Bob today, dialing everywhere. THIS, is not like THIS (about war from Robert). Everybody, Friday this waste site!
"Hallo, friend. Mynaysrooly. I used to be kinda coly in queuea. Now, I sell car hear...ing America, and eating auto sale. Teedeeing! I doe sale! What do we have? We have CAR! We have motarbike! We have a guard dog. But somebody's tollen. Snodaer. I eh queuean gynecologist, and America auto sales-man. I what to liberate this cherry impala from the car lot! I knee to freedomize the forehfljoora! We are almo free shien especiuous tay shoon. Do you have bad crate? Forderelution!" No more space left.
@W3R3W00F Peepol with ba credi driveen everywere! *trumpets* This is aua dress, ada wor for numbor. PREQUALIFY in dis west side! *trumpets and exseccive bababada-ing*.
"Farddé relishoon! People with bad crayvit, draving everywhere! This is how I dress, about the war phone number, fre-fall sieye, in piece waste-site!"
Best local commercial EVER. xD It seems like they just accepted that is was going to suck on THEIR budget, so they might as well make it slightly offensive and incredibly stupid. They did well.
I am Cuban gynecologist, and american autosex man.
XTera22 1 hour ago
I have tears in my eyes from laughter! I love this guy!
radiofame 5 days ago
I'm willing to drive across the country to buy my next car there. FREEDOMIZE EXPLORER!
MuskOxAreYourFriend 6 days ago
I need to buy a car from this guy o.o
fr0zenhound 1 week ago
We have internet!
But Sopa Blocked it...
it is not there :(
mentalkunai 1 week ago 2
@mentalkunai (just a joke)
mentalkunai 1 week ago
We have car! We have motorbike! We have a guard dog.., but someone stole it! It's not there.
How do u get a guard dog stolen?!? It must've not been that good of a guard dog if it allows itself to get stolen. Maybe the Cuban guy could use huzzy from the hi ho trashicorn heavy hill commercial! Lol
maxd4ever 2 weeks ago
"but somebodee ssstold it.
Cruzito3000 2 weeks ago in playlist R&L Local Commercials
I am gainecoloyist and american autosexman
TheTallFunnyGirl101 2 weeks ago
LMAO!! XD how do u loose ur guard dog! XD
MultiMusiclover73 2 weeks ago
0:20 guard dog
NOPE
chuck testa
sadsmack 3 weeks ago
haha i live in nc
rebel9568 3 weeks ago
lol so Funny!!
Qbano21 4 weeks ago
Oye este video esta mikimbin!
BadgerCheese94 4 weeks ago
Man this video makes me laugh every time...we all need to start a revolution! I feel like we already have people with bad credit driving everywhere
wgshiver 4 weeks ago
0:02 i used to be a gynecologist in cuba then i took an arrow to the knee
99MegaBlazer 1 month ago
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LazyMax05 1 month ago
Paul/Cuban auto salesman 2012!!!
xmasterfunk 1 month ago
American Autosexman? it's called a rapist, bro.
BobifyYou 1 month ago in playlist R&L Local Commercials
@W3R3W00F LoL I read this everytime I watch this!
Zebbazoo22 1 month ago
lol it sounds like he said sex-man
TurtleAteMySock 1 month ago
U have a guard dog?
Nope, CHUCK TESTA!!!
MCcreeperkillerz 1 month ago
We sell car.
ThatsSupaCool 1 month ago
haha @0:33 "four explorden!"
RIPHendrix70 1 month ago
turn on the subtitles and watch. hilarious
skateandski97 1 month ago
Anyone else see the word gullible at 1:41 ?
1a2y3d4e5n6 1 month ago 2
hell yea Cuban Power im so going there buy 3 cars cuz we cuban are cool with each other
cubaniche123 1 month ago
MAKE AN ASIAN ONE? :D
thedeterminator1 1 month ago
0:46 "This is how I dress!"
JimAdame 1 month ago
Put on Transcribe Audio.
Laugh your head off.
RaynaOfSunshine 1 month ago
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miniexplosionstudio 1 month ago
EMPTY THE SPIT VALVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rock6754 1 month ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Yea bro ! U can read English !
StatikTronik 1 month ago
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StatikTronik 1 month ago
I cud liberate that impala... Jus sayn
Delasouloist 1 month ago
if he sells the car n motorcycle..what will he sell after?
TiltaRofl 1 month ago
I live close to Highpoint.... rofl.
I'm going to check it out:p
xXwtfkristenXx 1 month ago
Team Death Match
DAltar 1 month ago
Best advert ever
xXxcollectorxXx 1 month ago
A cuban gynecologis and american auto sexman =DD
TheAmby456 1 month ago in playlist R&L Local Commercials
i was distracted by the fake mustache the whole time
Tatsudoshi23 1 month ago
12:00 , the cigar was too much.
Parkinstarkey 1 month ago
Better than Chuck Testa
MaldePartison 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
The spit valve, Link! For the love of God, the spit valve!
Elolzabeth 2 months ago 3
This guy sounds like my grandpa
randomguy321456 2 months ago
not there.
josephzahradka 2 months ago
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0:16 reminds me of when your ears got fucked with lyrical jism of the 3rd kind, gooey on your mind. Dinosaur Holcaust did it to your aunties ears and your nannies to!
mackawack12346 2 months ago
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mackawack12346 2 months ago
They stole his gaurd dog? Thats ironically pathetic.....
Trashcansam123 2 months ago
And who does he get his weed from?
xBeaTz1 2 months ago 4
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buzzhorn1 2 months ago
This is one of those "WTF was he THINKING???" Commercials... Then I saw it was made by Rhett and Link....
busterbean1997 2 months ago
Also your local crime lord......
Trashcansam123 2 months ago
I'm offensive and i find this Cuban. LMAO is guy literally represents 9\10th of my family!!!
YosneyLing18 2 months ago 40
@YosneyLing18 lol me to this guy looks and talks like all my abuelos, all of them
TheGhilliSniper 2 months ago
@TheGhilliSniper lmao, he looks like a neighbor I had in Cuba. This is too funny
YosneyLing18 2 months ago
Respond to this video... Except he was A LOT skinnier..
YosneyLing18 2 months ago
autosexman?
FTAization 2 months ago 2
My family is Cuban, and we all find This effing hilarious!!! U have to really appreciate Spanglish and the very distinct Cuban accent older male cuban Americans have. Epic. And as my aunt just said, the world should probably be grateful he changed careers!
bradsans36 2 months ago
Go to 1:00 to skip the ad.
HeyBabes909 2 months ago 48
This is what the CC says for this commercial:
My name's grueling. used to read and agreed with you, now stepped out here. And how many guys denounced "stuff"? what do we have without power borrower or without the "we have to god dot home bodies home"? If you are going to go it, acknowledge our possession.
(look at the next comment)
hannaharnott 2 months ago
I want to limit the settling, but from that got upgraded to free advice default, or program. We had all three senate, he specialist unsure, to help but couldn't. father and I would assume report with Bob today, dialing everywhere. THIS, is not like THIS (about war from Robert). Everybody, Friday this waste site!
I hoped you like my interpretation!
hannaharnott 2 months ago
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hannaharnott 2 months ago
I have the strangest boner right now
thingstodowithstuff 2 months ago in playlist R&L Local Commercials
And you want his hands all over you brand new car.....
EEVEExPARTY 2 months ago
Tee Dee Ehn Aro Sur!
Not racist, just being weird.
pkmnmaster5152 2 months ago
Every second in this video made my life 50% better.
PaulieDeMafia210 2 months ago
People with bad credit driving everywhere!!!!
drakeltheryuujin 2 months ago
when the guy said "american auto sales-man", i thought he said an "amazing sex-man". creeped me out a little
InfiniteLemon 2 months ago
can anyone explain the 'nope, chuck testa ' thing?it's everywhere.
aaronrushton1 3 months ago
@aaronrushton1 search chuck testa.rhetandlink did that commercial too
TheDevilfireman 2 months ago
wow lol sad thing is i went there xD its not a far drive from me what a trip no medication needed
xanadusparkle 3 months ago
I love this.
"We had a guard dog, but stole it. he's not there."
TheKidWithBlueHair 3 months ago
lmao
bocajrthug106 3 months ago
The Website Is Down =(
TransDrive50 3 months ago
im gonna call the number :P
RemixifyYourself 3 months ago in playlist R&L Local Commercials
Try transcribing the audio - we have to god dot FTW
snickitysnak 3 months ago
i cant believe it they were 10 minutes from my house
ProtonPivotXD 3 months ago
we have the galdalf. but somebody sTole it.
RyansNumberOneFan 3 months ago
i am coo-an ien-e-collo-yea an amer-eecan auto salessman
Hapster95 3 months ago
I LOVE how much he likes to snap the gloves, and emphasize that he has been inside vaginas previously.
derekcharacter 3 months ago 2
I would never let that man near my vagina.
angelscry67 3 months ago in playlist R&L Local Commercials 3
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1:00 to skip the commercial
iliya467 3 months ago
Dam people love america. Used to be a doctor of vaginas in Cuba....but its better to be a seller of used cars in America.
Its good to be an American.
grendelee 3 months ago
LMAO
TheRainMan901 3 months ago
you probably thought this comment was original.
NOPE
Copy Pasta!
jonsdk3d 3 months ago in playlist R&L Local Commercials 4
I'm in Colorado, but I may drive to NC just so I can buy a car from Rudy. Because I adore him.
oomazhw 3 months ago in playlist Liked
IS THAT THE GUARD DOG ?
nope
Chuck Testa ...
albinbeqiri 3 months ago
@albinbeqiri He doesn't taxidermize pets...
TheUchihaGirl 3 months ago 3
GUSANO
alvaroxxxx 3 months ago
TDM AUTO SALE!!!
1sockmonkey1 3 months ago in playlist R&L Local Commercials
lol this guy is awsome i might buy a car there xD
BoOmGalaxy 4 months ago 2
Is their show still on?
AWES0MEKLUTCH 4 months ago
CALL THE NUMBER!
soccergodlance 4 months ago in playlist R&L Local Commercials
lol awesome, this put the wtf in the what the FUCK?!? :P
torstein1012 4 months ago
is that a cuban gyne..sex..something .. NOPE ... Chuck Testa
Rezzanar 4 months ago 2
"Hallo, friend. Mynaysrooly. I used to be kinda coly in queuea. Now, I sell car hear...ing America, and eating auto sale. Teedeeing! I doe sale! What do we have? We have CAR! We have motarbike! We have a guard dog. But somebody's tollen. Snodaer. I eh queuean gynecologist, and America auto sales-man. I what to liberate this cherry impala from the car lot! I knee to freedomize the forehfljoora! We are almo free shien especiuous tay shoon. Do you have bad crate? Forderelution!" No more space left.
W3R3W00F 4 months ago 149
@W3R3W00F Oh my god, that was sooo funny. Funnier than the commercial itself, jajaj
MyJui 3 months ago
@W3R3W00F Peepol with ba credi driveen everywere! *trumpets* This is aua dress, ada wor for numbor. PREQUALIFY in dis west side! *trumpets and exseccive bababada-ing*.
BrighterThunder 3 months ago in playlist R&L Local Commercials 3
@W3R3W00F Don't worry, got the rest.
"Farddé relishoon! People with bad crayvit, draving everywhere! This is how I dress, about the war phone number, fre-fall sieye, in piece waste-site!"
WolfLikeWe 2 months ago in playlist R&L Local Commercials 3
@W3R3W00F dude this made the video 20x funnier
crie415 1 month ago
@W3R3W00F people with bad gravy driving everywhere.
this is our one address: yadowon fodomon prequ-tweny five
this wesite!
miniexplosionstudio 1 month ago
hell id buy a car off him....i wonder if you get a free cigar with every purchase
themtheresoutherner 4 months ago in playlist R&L Local Commercials
TEE DEE EYNG OWTO SAYL
I NEED TO PREEDOMICE DE PORD EHPLORER
MagicalGuitarKing 4 months ago
we have car.
framebyframebyzach 4 months ago
Chuck Testa brought me here
toboardornot2 4 months ago 3
NOPE...
Chuck Testa
adamsfusion 4 months ago 95
@adamsfusion who the hell is chuk testa!!! raaaagh *nerdy zombie-like rage quit at youtube*
maxymulator 3 months ago
@maxymulator Just Youtube Chuck Testa... not that hard, plus no need for nerdy zombie-like rage quitting..
chellepower 3 months ago
I want to buy a car from this man! Just something about him makes me want to freedomize the explorer.
Joshua958654 4 months ago 6
If all commercials were like this I might start watching TV again.
mightyshockwave 4 months ago 4
Hope you find the dog. Or maybe you'll be able to buy a new one once you freedomize the ford!
jdelgado067605 4 months ago
Google ads showed an ad for a gynecology congress right next to the video...
Maravone 4 months ago
YESSSSSSSS!!! FREEDOMIZE!!!!!!
debbiealfonso 4 months ago
Gotta love how I had to watch a car commercial before watching this.
SuperOzzyman 4 months ago
HAHAHAA this is how ALL older cuban refs talk in english!! So funny!!
bamf809 4 months ago
Great job! he will definitely get more sales out of this lol
Leo89x 4 months ago
hahahaha i luv his dancing at the end!!!!!
softjenny13579 5 months ago in playlist R&L Local Commercials
people with bad credit driving EVERYWHERE
D:
subpolarity 5 months ago
Wait wait - this was a serious commercial??
NesaTheHugWhore 5 months ago
what if female transformer?
natsirt109 5 months ago
We have a guard dog. But somebody stole it. Its not there.
rachelgirl8 5 months ago
WHAT DO WE HAVE WE HAVE CAR!
omgimtelling09 5 months ago
overall, i can play my trumpet better than link.
metalhero117 5 months ago
why was link trilling on a trumpet? he was fail trilling though. i can trill better.... shit did i just say that?
metalhero117 5 months ago
i called that number and it was busy! ahaha
serham123 5 months ago
cuban smile when he says guard dog haha
YogieMcStogie 6 months ago
I love how there in every commercial.
kittyninjagurl 6 months ago in playlist R&L Local Commercials
Bad credit? START A RRRAH-LOOO-CHION
TheJam1192 6 months ago
ya go fat cubens
thepro1468 6 months ago
what do we have? we have..CAR!
NeonSunset23 6 months ago 4
find the REVOLUTION!! xD....its a Cuban joke
ZzoOjohnOozZ 6 months ago
Everyone call the number.
aerocutiegirl87 6 months ago
Sweeeet!
LeslieAnn68 6 months ago
oh my gosh, i know where this is!
applesauce634 6 months ago
transcribe ftw
fishmalm 6 months ago
@Aussieisbest94 lots of private places have signs like that.
T22FilmProductions 6 months ago
I live like an hour from High Point, guess I know where I'm getting my next car. Lol
Nate0514 6 months ago 7
@Nate0514 I live IN high point, haha. i'm totally gonna go check this out
NeonSunset23 6 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
I JUST SAW THIS ON CONAN!
1kipkid 6 months ago
Thumbs up if you saw this on Conan
SparodyTV 6 months ago in playlist R&L Local Commercials 6
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We had a gaurd dog....but somebody stole it.....its not there.. XD HOLY ASS BALLS I LAUGHED SO HARD
WackyFunkMunster 6 months ago 143
in my opinion, the worst one you guys have done, well the worst one I've seen
penspinhero 6 months ago
OMG this is the best commercial ever LOL LOL
r1casill 6 months ago 3
stupid banana boat operator!
mrburns1969 6 months ago
We have a GUARD DOG!
...but somebody stole it.
...it's not there.
dying.
so adorable.
mokshalovely 6 months ago
Best local commercial EVER. xD It seems like they just accepted that is was going to suck on THEIR budget, so they might as well make it slightly offensive and incredibly stupid. They did well.
BreaksForFruitcups 6 months ago 2
START THE REVOLUTION! People with bad credit driving EVERYWHERE!! Yeaah! xD
justgoodies 6 months ago
awesome
charelswaffle1 6 months ago in playlist R&L Local Commercials
I'm moving to Highpoint for the commercials!
waddellt1 6 months ago
We have MOTORBIKE!
TheWriter0 6 months ago
A commercial in an commercial video?!?! INCEPTION!
holyfukballz 6 months ago in playlist R&L Local Commercials
why would he move from Cuba to depressing ass NC? shoulda moved to South Florida. smh
IH8cornandcolts 6 months ago
ever heard. so bad its good? this is it. WE HAVE CAR!
dalektower123 6 months ago
WATCHED THIS LIKE 18 TIMES MAN
kbscope 6 months ago
Asere!!
Wiskclipper 6 months ago
I Prank called the number. :3
BatManScopez 6 months ago in playlist R&L Local Commercials
@BatManScopez we tried to but they changed the number
Survivorgroup1 6 months ago
@Survivorgroup1 lol
BatManScopez 6 months ago
I nee to freeomize, deplorhaplorha
superrost 6 months ago in playlist R&L Local Commercials
Hahahaha, I love the guard dog part.
TheUncannyXjess 6 months ago in playlist R&L Local Commercials
not much a guard dog if he/she got stolen lol
Macaframa1 6 months ago
WE HAVE CAR!
MrThestig8 7 months ago
TDN? or TDM? T.D.M. stands for The Dumbass Man Auto Sales! (funny tho)
delshino2 7 months ago
is that a real car lot?
delshino2 7 months ago
Looks like his biz has dried up. Website is sold to parking company.
piandcompany 7 months ago
he doesn't have one thing: dignity
abrahamWCE 7 months ago
hahaha its funny cause i have been there
heyyallwatchthis100 7 months ago
People with bad credit driving everywhere! lmao!
nukeurhouse12 7 months ago
He can check you out your estrogen problems and sell you motorcycle too!
camp4christ 7 months ago
Freedomize!
TheStringbox 7 months ago
LMAOOOOOO!!! Put the captions on!!!!!
pacman162 7 months ago in playlist R&L Local Commercials
God Bless America!!!
blackeyedcheese 7 months ago
Guard dog got stole? Not doing his job, eh?
thunderhayes 7 months ago in playlist R&L Local Commercials
he seems like a nice guy
d0ugz24 7 months ago in playlist R&L Local Commercials
rango
bananaphone52 7 months ago in playlist R&L Local Commercials
Hahahaha
goingfishing313 7 months ago
Sexy accent...
le0s0n 7 months ago
Thank god for the subtitles it sounded like he wasn't speaking english. Maybe he will use the money he got from the commercial to get speech lessons.
MangyRedhed 7 months ago in playlist R&L Local Commercials
We had a guard dog but somebody stole him. So it's not there. *EPIC GUITAR PLUCK*
That is the recipy for comedy.
lukeanatr 7 months ago in playlist R&L Local Commercials 4
0:26 lol and amirican outo sex man hahahaha
TiGeRgOnEBaD 7 months ago in playlist R&L Local Commercials
I knew stealing that gaurd dog would come back and haunt me.
xpositive123 7 months ago in playlist R&L Local Commercials