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  • "Alright,uhh, we're on a beach...still killing wildlife...for no fucking reason!" And so sums up 90% of the games I've played as a kid ^_^

  • i hate when quotes are the top comments. we saw the video, we know it was funny. congratulations.

  • Banana's don't have potassium...they have calcium..... the words of a true athletic mind =p

  • (Insert Video Quote here followed by LOL)

  • STOP quoting the video. Just stop.

  • I miss the original ones. This didn't do justice for me :(

  • "blow him, blow him!...I mean blow on him."

  • they sound more nervous in this one, worried people won't like them. how far they've come

  • 'insert quote from video here'

  • The original Donkey Kong Country games were so great. So nostalgic. I remember playing them with my dad as a kid. This game pays due respect to the originals.

  • I want this so bad ! Can you get this on ps3 too? please help : )

  • @TechnomakerTechno no only wii.

  • @TechnomakerTechno Nintendo based games will never be released on ps3

  • @TechnomakerTechno is this a troll.? 

  • two best friends play marathon starts NOW!

  • BLOW HIM!!!!!!!!!!

    

  • why are we destroying they're culture?

    these ruins have existed in DK's world for thousands of years

    cause they're standing in the way of the bananas

    they're just bananas man

  • @idontseeynot9 why are you writing transcripts of whatever they say?

  • @ezpn because im invisible

  • KNEW WHAT WOULD HAPPEN AT THE END!

  • Yes, Yes, Yes, AMERICA!!!

  • I imagine the silence at the end was Matt on the verge of weeping openly.

  • I was crying with laughter at the end

  • This is one of my favorites :D

  • Ultimate troll ending XD

  • "quote from video"

    Where's my top comment?

  • donkey cock

  • What do these guys use to record games?

  • 0:28 shake wii remote!

  • 6:12 mary tyler moore?

  • Good job, Fucko.

  • i just knew he was going to accidently kill himself at the end

  • "FUCK!"

    "Awesome.. FUCK!"

    "HA! Awesome."

  • hes no talking becuase he is crying cuz he has to do it all over again XD

  • there account is terminated.......<:C

    

  • @BATMANandSPIDERMAN01 Don't worry, the one in the describtion is an old account,

    their current one is "TheSw1tcher".

  • I watch this video like 4 times a day. These guys are incredible.

  • LMAO does the intro song alone make anyone else laugh?! This shit's hilarious!

  • the guy who did the intro paid alot of attention when he did the recorder in middle school

  • We meet again when im bored....

  • If you think about it, the original DKCs were a lot harder than this.

  • This is like rage quit except with 2 guys.

  • god i think the donky kong contry returns sucked cause ever sense the rare nintendo thing they got rid of the crocs

  • these guys always make me laugh

  • 6:29-6:35 That... would be awkward to hear outside the bedroom door. lol

  • lol I'd love to play a video game with Pat one day

  • 00:04 - 00:11 love this music love the kirby!!!

  • /watch?v=d3UE2IhSYQk

  • LOL

    

  • 360p we meet again.

  • 3:40. LOL! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT...WHAT THE SHIT.. lol!!!!!

  • "Is that where the token is?... On the game over screen?.. Why won't you say anything!?"

  • i think it'd be funny for em to play sims 2 on the ps2..one make their own screwed up charector two just screw around the whole time...

  • i think it would be funny for them to play "Army Of Two 40th Day"

  • should mario on the wii thats the best mario game ever!

  • Jump the shark in episode 1 and still get to season 4. Good job guys.

  • That spider stage was hell

  • Matt: they're standing in the way of the bananas

    Pat: THEY'RE JUST BANANAS MAN

  • @snipingfordummies me too lol

  • Who plays as Donkey Kong?

  • Who plays Donkey Kong?

  • all of nintendo games are over rated.....

  • @jukkis6699 It shall be knownst that EVERY game made by Nintendo is overrated, and Call of Duty totally isn't!

  • @TehLazaMan well obviously COD is overrated, and there are many more! and YEY! yee shall help me with this quest!! of trolling every overrated thingy!!

  • Fuck. It reminds me of battletoads

  • awwwwww shit AMERICA

  • in honor of the season 4 refriengence trailer,im staying up all night and watching every two best friends play. AMERICA

  • This is the hardest game ive ever fucking played. i still havent finished it

  • Oh Matt and patt, your video endings always make me laugh.

  • 1:25 HAHAHAHAHA..! Do a Barrel Roll!

  • Play

  • ya know. it makes me wonder. what would happen if matt and pa never existed....

  • THREE TOP COMMENTS!?!!?? WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON??

  • @DanManThePurple theres only 2 top comments, moron

  • Matt: "You think you die."

    Pat: "What is with you and saying that?"

    *Pat dies*

    Matt: "You thought!!"

    Pat: "Gah, you're right I totally did I thought about what a dick you are"

    *Pat respawns and dies again*

    Pat: "FUCK!! Guess I was thinking it again!"

  • ROFL, these guys are freaking hilarious, they are making me cry!

  • 1 2 3 AMERICA!!!

  • Lol so funny good job fucko!!!

  • 8:33 I WOULD KILL TO SEE THEIR REACTION!!!

    KILLLLLLL!

  • 03:59 the fire guy is thinking oh crap im get raped

  • Lol!

  • I really think thats how diddy and donky would sound in real life

  • dont even like donkey kong but I could watch this all day

  • everything for nothing :)

  • Good job fucko xD

  • The level at the end of the video isn't even the hardest mine cart level. If you really want entertainment, they should have done level 8-3, Roasting Rails.

  • @Diamond44444444 that level was way easier (and much shorter) in comparison to this one, what are you talking about?

  • @MattMontyThom I only died a few times on this level, and it was not that hard. I lost about 35 lives on roasting rails. It is much harder, for me at least.

  • lol morons

  • Add me on xbox live gm:xXstewiesXx

  • Add me on xbox live gm: xXstewiesXx

  • "You didn't tell me HOW to duck" "Yeah it's pretty hard to figur.. PRESS DOWN"

  • Lmfao!! That ending!!! " is that where the token is?! On the game over screen?!" lulz

  • Lmfao!

  • FUCK

    awesome >:3

    FUCK!!>:O

    awesome >:3 lololol

  • In soviet Russia all tokens are in the game over screen

  • I used to swing around in the jungles of Africa. Then I took an arrow in the knee

  • jumpman=mario yay im smart. lol

  • lmao reminds me of when my brother and I played video games together

  • 'Why are we destroying their culture?' Lol

  • Hey Matt and Pat Just wanted to stay congradulations on the almost 1 year mark and thanks for making every sunday feel awesome...AMERICA!

  • DUCK DUCK.... HOW DO I DUCK?

    yeah its hard to figu PRESS DOWN

  • 1:36 you've never even seen my backyard..hahah

  • Yes, yes, yes, America!

  • Thumbs up if Matt & Pat remind you of the two guys that robot chicken episode that had 29 lives and were fucking with everybody

  • Why are we destroying their culture?

    :D

  • IS THAT WHERE THE TOKEN IS

    ON THE GAME OVER SCREEN?

    ...

    ...

    ...

    ...

    WHY AREN'T YOU SAYING ANYTHING

  • 30 second unskippable commercials...WHY!? DX

  • Man i miss classic DK.

  • Is that where the token is.....on the game over screen????

  • Donkey Kong: He's like King Kong, only an ass.

  • AW SHIT AMERICA

  • I love how the two top comments are by the same dude just quoting the video.

  • At the start my friend's like, 'are they masturbating?! O.o" xD

  • OMG the f*ucking last part made mah day nice job guys :)

  • ass hoid

  • this is when they were really funny

  • How did they manage to jump the shark on the first episode?

  • fucking you tube ads

  • Best Friends play GTA IV

  • Sonic

  • this why japan sucks

  • "your totally right I did, I thought about how much of a dick you are ......FUCK!!!!.......I guess I was thinking it again!.....LOLZ

  • 8:40 DEATH STARE...

  • itz those fire fuckers! lol

  • "I don't see gigantic temples exploding in your backyard."

  • "You think you die."

    Its so true. Donkey Kong Country games force you to rely on your platformer gamer's instinct.

  • YEAH! It's a Micheal Bay platformer!

  • I got Jump the shark

  • "Jump the shark!" lol. I wonder how many people actually got that.

  • @Kon92chan got what?

  • @superherosrocktiger1 its refrence bro

  • @superherosrocktiger1 the joke...-.-

  • @SKAMxRanger yeah, i don't get the reference

  • @Kon92chan fonz! :>

  • @3.59 HOW DO I BLOW!!

  • "bananas dont have potassium!"

    yes they do. trust me, i had to do a project on it. potassium is also in raw lettuce.

    jegus. youre so stupid pat.

  • @GwyndorPokemon13

    Could it have been, oh I don't know

    A joke?

  • America!!!!!

  • haha the whole part on the mine cart reminds me of mario bros frustration XD

  • Is THAT where the token is? On the GAME OVER SCREEN?!

    .......

    WHY WON'T YOU SAY ANYTHING

  • 6:34 where doin this man. where making his HAPEN.

  • @jcd42luna FUCK YEAH a SBnHJ fan

  • @OMJosef1996

    FUCK YEAH A HOMESTUCK FAN

    This is Dave and John.

  • Is it sad that I just realized that when he asked "Did Jump-man f**k him up too bad?" he was referring to Mario?

  • "YES, YES, YES, AMERICA!"

    "Why do you keep doing that? Good job fucko"

  • Lol these guys are mean.

  • Did anyone else notice that around 5 minutes into the game(where they're being chased by the black things.) someone says something about Striders. I just noticed that and thoght it was intresting.

  • 5:54 MATT'S FIRST AMERICA! :O

  • Omfg! This was uploaded on my sisters birthday! Wtf?

  • I keep thinking the dude with the deeper voice is playing as DK. XD

  • i like how the only difference in the top comments is ..... and, On the Game Over screen?

  • THE COMMENTS ARE THE SA-

    Aeiou

  • "is THAT where the token is, in the top comments?" why yes, in fact there are 2, OF THE SAME COMMENT.

  • 'Why won't you say anything?' made me laugh haha

  • I saw that coming I knew he would go through looking awesome and then just die after the end

  • I wonder what you have to do to du.... PRESS DOWN!

  • top two comments are the same!....nows my chance.... NIPPLES!

  • blow him blow him....... i mean blow on him :D

  • 3:43 LOL! XD

  • sigh... The two top comment are the same. . . unless this becomes top comment ;)

  • How come my comment gets an error

  • Lol

  • LOL What is up with this guy and America?

  • Top 2 comments are the exact same? Fucking serious Youtube?

  • lmfao this is the only show ive seen where they jump the shark in the verry first episode....... I bet 99% of you have no idea what I mean when I say that

  • I fucking love Matt's patriotism.