E-Asylum's Player's Guide - How To Pick Up A Stripper

[shelleyinthecity]

What a bunch of BS. Strippers see men as an ATM machine who will dump loads of cash on them. They aren't looking for a boyfriend when they come to work.

[adonis253]

STEP1: BUY HER A DRINK

STEP2: DROP RUFFIE IN DRINK

STEP3: DRAG HER INTO A WINDOWLESS VAN AND ENJOY YOURSELF

STEP4: DITCH THE BODY AND FLEE THE STATE

[jetliigor]

Sounds like a lot of work to pick up a stripper for a one night stand. I can get a non-stripper with half the work done and she'll be stripper hot.

[xNumber1Gunnerx]

If you go to the club alot they see you as a regular and aren't as attracted to you but only attracted to you because you spend money. If you go there a few times just under the radar and strike a convo being confident, but not too cocky and funny you are more likely to get a number than a regular client. If you need help from a youtube video for this then u don't have no game.

[vegaspornstar]

i work as a executive casino host in las vegas ,,,so we take our clients to rhino,,saphirre, couple of other places...nothing in life is free,,,remember one thing,,,nothing is free ,,,we spent lot of money on our clients(casino money) ,,,so its not free,,,in return we all have a good time,,,,,if i take 3 or 4 clients for a 2 to 3 hrs evening ,,i always make sure i have 5 thousand on me,,so its not free ,,,its the money out of the comps in return casino spends on these clients,,,

[FlawdaFootball]

Only two ways to pick up a stripper: be a celebrity or pro athlete

[TheFoxyZombie]

And by the way, all of that was bullshit...

[stripperd8ter]

I checked out some chicks on stripperdates com and guess what I even got a date with one. Afterall I still prefer the girl next do rather than pros :)

[Hottmeandu4200]

im cuter

[dawnfire1990]

1: Typical club goer

2: Slow nights will get you more attention than on a busy night, but only cuz she wants/needs money from you more than a busy night

3: This will get you ignored. Everyone knows women dont get along with each other

4: This gets you disqualified as a potential buyer and nobody will approach you, if they do they will be gone when they sense your disinterest.

5: they dont work for your attention, they work for your money

[ekkkkkkkkkkkkkkk]

Hahah, none of this is true. I'm a stripper... I KNOW!

Anyone trying to be a stripper should also read "How To Be A Stripper: Everything You Ever Wanted To Know But Were Too Afraid To Ask."

[maloo355]

What a crock of shit

[RosesReality]

As another "stripper," I second the "load of shit."

[KourtneySummers]

as a stripper all i can say is what a loud of shit!!

[Asmodai2011]

Most strippers do it because they know they have the goods needed to seduce men into giving them all that they desire which mainly is money. If you want to pick up a stripper they have to be attracted to you and you have to act like a gentlemen but still be in control of the convo and not be intimidated by her looks and when she challenges you on something.

[rolakhoury1]

if i have an attractive female why should i go to a strip club??straight to my bedroom!

[KardKaper]

@rolakhoury1 Do you want TWO attractive females?

[HunnieBbabie]

first, just because your a stripper doesnt mean your a whore. second, guys in a strip club sitting with a girl, are more likley to be assumed there with their girlfriend, so many of them wont talk to you, or not for long. three, tipping the waitresses and bartenders and not the strippers, doesn't make a stripper want you more, it just makes you look like an ass hole.

[waterfordel]

@HunnieBbabie So far its worked for me.

[Tatupuforyou]

Step six..Bring Coke!

[sakonhagakure]

@Tatupuforyou

or weed. depending on the race of the stripper.

[countbloodula]

This is bullshit, I can pick up a whore without this lame  gay advice

[shootnmove]

Tucker Max's book outlines

The drink servers are far more likely to fuck customers because they feel as if they are superior to strippers because they dont take their clothes off, also they get much less attention than strippers so they crave it because women love to compete"

[2big4uvegas]

simple,,,live in vegas,,,,dont date vegas girls,,,strippers are working here from all round the world,,,,bored ,lonely,,,,just tell em straight dont lie,,,never spend money or u will be labeled as customer,,,,ask them go for a walk ,,later some day,,,,couple of cheap dates,,,walk on strip,,,burger king /subway if real health consious,,,and just regular dating,,,i do it,,,pick up lot of strippers,,,,,

[highway955]

@HunnieBbabie aint nobody paying you 2gs for sex gilr. get real

[HunnieBbabie]

@highway955 No, I am not getting paid 2gs for sex, and that is because I am not a whore. I don't ask for money for sex, and I only have sex with one person, and thats my boyfriend. "aint nobody" isn't proper English, you need to get an education.

[highway955]

@HunnieBbabie "aint nobody" isn't proper English, you need to get an education". some come educate me. i'm sure once you teach me how to slut myself out i'll be an upstanding citizen ready for wall street. will the lesson cost me 2Gs dear?

[MJG612]

that shit dont work

[Nauss18]

watch her sextape at B00BTUBE . [C0M]

[Geezyone]

How to pick up a stripper? Straight cash homie.

[HunnieBbabie]

@Geezyone EXACTLY!!

[plzwakeup]

WTF... just earn enough money to buy a ferrari. rest is taken care of. he's average lookin' but his phone is filled w girls numbers.

-from experience of a friend