Nostalgia Critic - The Langoliers

[tgunkijan]

Nah man the skygina's gonna be pissed.

-I'm blaming you.

[ReginaHeck]

Funny that Stephen King's last book was about stopping the Kennedy assassination...wonder if the Nostalgia Critic's review gave him the idea...

[spiderjerusalem100]

Whoa! Nose hold!

[vengefulangelyuuki]

Those Langoliers are so bad, they're scary... o.0

[thagrammarnazi]

I PRAY TO GOD that Stephen King sees this and the IT review, easily two of the most hilarious NC episodes.

[Antichrist2000]

Fright Night was a great vampire movie

[SpikeJet2736]

Still better than the special effects in Birdemic Shock and Terror

[MovieMadnessMaster]

LET'S GET READY FOR LETDOWN!!!!

[amazingcomedy2]

As much as I didn't like this movie, I was a bit disappointed the British guy died, he was kinda cool.

[LaughyKathy]

@amazingcomedy2 notice stephen king always kills the british guy....

[foxh8er]

Does anyone else thing Critic should do a James Bond month?

[DCMarvel2009]

Sink your jaws into its full and upright position.

Oh yeahhhh.

[Benstudio13]

I remember watching this on SyFy a few years back. I was able to get through the bad acting and everything, but I changed the channel at the climax. What a huge disappointment.

[Zerothemaster1]

is it just me, or was that blind girl played by a plank of wood with a face drawn on it?

[pokeking1998]

"maine is creepy".......this mainer is not amused

[XxSilverSaturnxX]

Because the black guy always surivives in the stephen king movie.....hello, anybody home?

[UnivingIshiro]

Skyginas and time eating balls?

[thundermorphine]

The guy everyone referrs to as a "Britt", isn't he Australian???

[ReginaHeck]

Why is the remake of the Shining so bad? It follows the mostly and even uses the right hotel! And it doesn't crap about an Indian burial grow - read the book then pick. PS - this is the only book that ever scared me...of course I was junior high - but still!

[Millennia0007]

S0M3TH1NG SM3LLS WR0NG.

R34LLY B4DLY WR0NG.

[redbake]

The Langoliers look like over grown round turds to me.

[diaperkitten4ever]

HA!...airplane

[jdalbiac]

The CGI is even worse than in Hyne's 'War Of The Worlds' remake.

[blackdemonknight]

I still can't believe that NC never made a Quantum League joke or reference in the review.

[zupperm]

Is that Curtis from Phantasmagoria 2 at 6:35?

[FatPizza6912]

critic... you should see the pakistan happy meal commericals, those had the worst cgi

[Bzaafied]

Why is it that the pilot looks a LOT like Chuck Liddell?

[TheHeroOfTomorrow]

This video scared 19 LITTLE GIRLS!

[SlightyDisturbedNBK]

19:53 The best part.

[falco12351]

oh come on this movie isn't that bad

[LemonCrushMusic]

Also, in this time warp, there's no fire? Good luck flying a jet with no fire

[LemonCrushMusic]

@LemonCrushMusic Wait, it only works on the plane. How convenient (and stupid).

[LemonCrushMusic]

Too scared to land at the busiest airport, but has no problem flying to and landing in Maine without control tower.

Seems legit.

[snakes3425]

Critic: MAINE...what is your fetish with that place

Stephen King was born and lives in Maine

[dubitataugustinus]

18:57... one of the Critic best jokes? XD ROFLMAO

[Andyryan1994]

Wats dat song at 3:15 it's quite catchy

[Andyryan1994]

2:06= absolutely brilliant (and pretty scary) movie (but also pretty funny)

[weguess]

Honestly, this movie is a pretty good mystery/suspense whatever. The TommyKnockers.. Now that was terrible.

[kaibafangirl6]

Wow...this had me hooked until the end...what a stupid, nonsensical, plot-hole-filled payoff.

[Squashylemon]

I know this ending was cheesy and the acting was bad but, I liked the over all story for this series. I don't really appreciate how he blatantly over looks several plot points and makes fun of certain things claiming they don't make sense when he just ignores the obvious plot points that explain certain things... He's making this series seem alot worse than it really is.

[thatwhichisgiven]

A... time... rip...?

Screw the langoliers, the Silence are coming! GET THE HECK OUT OF THERE!!!

*silence will fall*

[soric16]

@thatwhichisgiven OH SHIT! [runs and is stopped by the silence] NNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!

[TheMrPappi]

2:18 man what is that song I think i have heard it... probably :D

[mfcssantos]

@TheMrPappi From the opening of the movie "Airplane!". xD

[Ryanmiller70]

I remember watching this movie when I was around 7 or younger and finding this movie more funny than scary. Even back then I knew how horrible it was, and I liked some shitty things backed then. I liked Superman 64 back then.

[TheQXZ98]

hey if i was dexter hollands uncle id say i deserve the biggest name on the box just for that accomplishment

[jayjayteam]

but..... IS BOOMER OK? ( 03:32 )

[hollowsephiroth]

@jayjayteam BOOMER WILL LIVE!

[deathshadow2492]

@jayjayteam BOOMER WILL LIVE!

[nostalgiacriticfan09]

@jayjayteam boomer will ive

[nostalgiacriticfan09]

@nostalgiacriticfan09 alive

[nanrektomred]

Does anyone else think The Nostalgia Critic look's like Marv from Home Alone?????

[graphicsgod]

Worst *pause* movie *pause* EVER!!

[AdrenalineAddict610]

@graphicsgod Allonsy!

[clofts]

Dean Stockwell is the only good thing about this.. he is awesome and should have had his name a lot bigger than anyone else's :)

[charlesvan13]

I actually experienced the scary rice crispies sound during a bad lsd experience.

[Nightshift10000]

WORST EPISODE OF PERFECT STRANGERS, EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[crh2010]

Jesus 4 of these actors in this film scream and overact constantly

[NarutoxinZ]

Just wondering

What happened to the other people on the plain

Did they come back

If so, isn't the kids aunt gonna wonder where she is

And if not, aren't the, oh I don't know, the authorities gonna wonder just what happened to everyone and why only about 6 people left

Plot holes anyone

[CherryFairy02]

@NarutoxinZ Since all of the other passengers were awake when they flew through the skygina, they were evaporated. Since our characters were all asleep at the time, they weren't evaporated but spat out at some random time in the past.

A bigger plot hole is the one NC pointed out: Why did they fly through that thing in the first place?

[Darkrise714]

@CherryFairy02

They wanted to go through a skygina. =D

[Blitzfoofoo]

LOL at 20:52

[FlareNeos6]

Thumbs up if you waited after the end credits.

[MrIcemanFi]

Why this Nostalgia Critic hasen't reviewd Star Trek 4: The voyage home?

[DCMarvel2009]

@MrIcemanFi He's reviewing every odd numbered Star Trek movie.

[ojiisanhikui]

Listen to Sherlock Shatner at 14:57 and then listen to the Critic's response. Then look at when this review was uploaded. Critic has a unique gift to see into the future.

[imdrumzerbackup]

The assassin sounds like one of the guys from dead island

[Radioactive1080z]

that that little blind girl is an awful fucking actor

[MrNostalgiaChannel]

Thtephen King, he writeth horrible bookth, thome are good though, although they suck as movieth, like Randy.

[MrNostalgiaChannel]

Which review came first? It, or the Langoliers

[MrMatto91]

Even Steven King's worst books are better than Twilight.

[JOKER3852]

the langoliers was a short story from the book four past midnight incase you were wondering.

[godzilla964]

"TIME! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU KNOW ABOUT TIME!? ASK ME ABOUT TIME, ASK ME!"

[KittyfantasticoFTW]

@Actionboy619 as someone from Britain with a posh English accent, I feel obliged to inform you that this man is English. He is not Australian.

[MavenCree]

Totally have to blame that director for this.. I mean we've seen so many of these people in other roles and they're nowhere NEAR this bad.

[MavenCree]

Snap Crackle and Pop... of course... cereal killers.

[thagrammarnazi]

So wait, the little blind girl, who, from what i've seen in this review COULD be said to be the main character, died from a stab in the fucking heart, was never revived, the other characters end the movie with a running leap into a closing still shot, with gigantic beaming smiles on their faces as if this blind child with random psychic powers wasn't a great loss, and NC mentions nothing about it!??

[Chuckyfan101ify]

CHILD'S PLAY IS GREAT!!!!!!!!!!

[iamcrazyness]

i got a trip 2 chucky cheese when i got A's 2 :D

[rayhs1984]

If malibu gives you a hangover you have problems.

[BeatlesRock44]

haha isnt david morse the dad in the good son?

[harlanmiller]

@BeatlesRock44 that's him, you may also recognize him as major baxter in the rock, the neighbor in disturbia & probably some other things I can't remember right now.

[DCUnderdog3000]

19 "scared little girls" disliked this video.

[soadpwnsyou]

The freeze frame at the end of the movie is absolutely fucking horribly cheesy. The guy even yells: "YEA!" and jumps in the air. Horrible just horrible.

[Actionboy619]

that dudes not british hes australian

[IAmTheEvilMonkey]

HaHa! I thought this was the dumbest movie ever made whn it came on...yet watched the entire thing. I think I even had to tune in for a part two the next night or something. This was definately made with the full intention of being riffed on youtube some day. I seriously believe that, and I can see the past...for I am......a Reverse Child Psychic!!!

[crashnburner187]

Psychopathic flying pac-men, extremely cheesy acting, horrible cereal noises and skyginas.

This is a comedy, right?

[Grungebutthead]

24:52 sounds like something from ATHF lol

[Bzaafied]

Right as rain, darling RIGHT AS RAIN!- She is going to DROWN in her OWN BLOOD!!!-Right as rain, darling RIGHT AS RAIN!!!

[07foxmulder]

steven king, and his movies, have no middle ground with their payoffs; their either absolute trash or absolutely great.

[MrZombie747]

@07foxmulder like carrie,the original movie at least, was boring as hell.

[basketballjocks]

@07foxmulder as a huge stephen king fan, i have to agree

[Ozztastic57]

WOW! 12cm. YOU WIN!!!!

[jetfa9]

20 people died a horrible - snappy - poppy - crackly death!

[supersonicspence1]

BALKY. James Balky.

[windwaker0rules]

if the balls eat the past then how come the future critic could come back to the past and errr headache!?

[windwaker0rules]

i laughed after he said "little elves" because i was thinking is it really snap, crackle and pop?

[Leatherbubba]

23:52

YAY! What the fuck are we gonna say to the authorities?

[Leatherbubba]

I fell into a skygina just the other day.

I didn't want to go inside of it, but my friends, they called me gay.

[RollFilmProductions]

this had to have been one of his best reviews. i don't think i've ever laughed harder at pretty much everything in this episode. "MY WIDE ANGLE LENS IS ABOUT... TO BURST!!" lmao

[Poiznjaw]

MY WIDE ANGLED LENSE IS ABOUT TO BURST!

[zero92828]

Stephen King's FROM Maine, so he bases every book he makes in Maine. Kind of his thing I guess.

[YeeeeesItsRyan]

I LIKE it!

[JoeltheSwedishDragon]

24:54 "... Auh-shit..." XXDDD

[scarecrowskardagain]

i dont think its an obsession with maine its just his tendency to reuse locations

[GoldenFlither15]

That James Bond music fit perfectly. :P

[kiriose]

Man, you're an Upgraded, More-Funny-But-Less-Famous-Par­allel-Dimension version or Weird Al Yakovick!! (That review old movies and shows)

[VirtualBoy500]

This is definitely one of the funniest Nostalgia Critic videos.

"LADY!!!"

[callahaine100]

"LET'S GET READY FOR LET DOWN!" Loved that part!

[VirtualBoy500]

@callahaine100 And what a letdown it was. When this series was released, there were literally video game consoles that could produce better graphics.

[SkewYT]

And thus began the SyFy TV movie, within which special effects have not improved, or the writing, or the acting...

[SyFyGamer]

@SkewYT you mean syfy tv network channel? and yes I agree with you.

[SkewYT]

@SyFyGamer Naturally.

[Leatherbubba]

Why is Al pretending to be a detective? Go help Sam leap!

[Lanternfan619]

I will never forget the.....Skygina

[TheNahcos]

aw man, the skyginas gonna be pissed...

[tmMcHugh]

10:04-10:08

LMAO

[TrashHeapHedonist]

This is one of the best worst shows of all time.



[TimSmith961]

oddly enough the exact same kennedy assassination storyline that he thought was so cool is now a stephen king book.

[IamChikoo]

@TimSmith961 No bull?! What book is it? O.O

[dloban15]

"Not a time warp but a.." quantum leap? ;)

[HoopsAndDinoMan]

12:58 Trollface!

[sonofdark18]

17:26 its funny because its true....

[0kamisama]

Anyone else think he was somehow channeling Jerry Lewis?

"SCARING THE LITTLE GIRL?????? LADY!!!!"

[ns45766]

A SKYgina!

[MikeDreeveDX]

DUDE YOU DO NOT FUCK WITH DEAN STOCKWELL!!! The one that plays the mystery book author! HE IS DEAN STOCKWELL! HE IS THE SINGLE GREATEST ACTOR EVER! IF HE POPS UP IN ANOTHER REVIEW OF YOURS AND YOU MAKE FUN OF HIM YOU WILL GET MAKO ALL OVER AGAIN BUT TEN-FOLD!!!

[lulie908]

that horrible cereal noise!!

[FlimsyNimsy]

SCARING THE LITTLE GIRL?

[XDeidaraXItachiXBFFX]

What was the deduce theme at 7:05?

[SuperMarkerComicBro]

Am I the only person who thinks the Perfect Strangers theme actually sounds fitting for the parts he used it in?

[pakibukas]

honestly, i kinda liked this flick, so shoot me!

[jb111082]

@pakibukas bang?



[theflowerpotpeople]

@pakibukas Im with you there, I saw it when I was like 8 and it scared the shit outta me back then,before I started taking flight lessons I was terrified of flying cos of langoliers lol the weird shit that seems logical and real to you when your a kid!!!

[pr0korora]

whats the music 12:43 to 12:48 ?

[theflowerpotpeople]

@pr0korora Are your SERIOUSLY asking that question?! ¬_¬

[pr0korora]

@theflowerpotpeople it is familiar but i cant really think of it ... Wouldnt it have been easier to answer instead of asking that question...?

[theflowerpotpeople]

@pr0korora It was a rhetorical question with the aims of portraying my surprise at having located possibly the only person on the internet unable to name the tune...

Incidentally its the James Bond theme, and as the Critic Himself might say, dont we feel silly now =D

Didnt really mean to insult or offend its just like someone not recognising the x files or indiana jones theme.....guess I just took for granted that everyone knew them

[theflowerpotpeople]

@pr0korora Sorry I just re read that and even when im trying to sound helpful and nice i come off as a lil douchey.,... sorry ¬_¬ dont take it personally just ecountered a lot and I MEAN A LOT of stupidty in the comments sections on this site, hard to seperate the genuine questions from the moronic (not saying ur a moron) this may be why my yahoo answers account was deleted 0_o

[pr0korora]

@theflowerpotpeople Im not offended and i do feel silly now. Thx anyway.

[megaexplosions]

well, at least the black guy wasnt the FIRST person to be stabbed.

[tltar253]

There's also President Reynolds from Prison Break.

[Hollywoodu360]

Its worse on Netflix. Im watching it right now!

[wd1250]

"woe a nosehold"

[walkinginsun21]

scaring the littleeeeeeee giiiiiiiiiiiiiiirlllllllllllll­l ?

[MegaShroom22]

The only thing actually creepy about the Langoliers are how godawful the graphics are. Seriously, they actually look CREEPY because of how...just weird they are...

[gabbstarrr]

my wide angel lense is about to burst!!!!

[super17a]

i liked The Langoliers but i do like the critics point of view

[Squeaked]

Press 8 for Skygina.

[Wodism]

What's with Stephen King movies and HORRIBLE dialogue?

[Stevie2Sxc]

Holy shit, it's Number One!

[emilypolizzi]

I have to agree, the Langoliers were one of the worst animations ever. I mean even the godzilla puppet was more scarier and less lamer.

[stalk8r]

If it wasn't a miniseries, it would be a great pilot for a sitcom called New People...

[ShadowParanoya]

At least this movie isn't as bad as the tommyknockers

[RENZA7]

I stoped watching this to look at Devianart...

[UnleashTheDarkSide]

Hey isn't that at 6.02 the Uncle Ben's guy?? o.O

[F6FHELLCAT12]

this movie wasted so much of my time

[EpicChamoo]

Skygina!

[liptonBlueBirdAdd]

@EpicChamoo It's gonna be pissed!

[Rrezze]

Aww. I had to turn the volume down because it was SCARING THE LITTLE GIRL

[LTaltosax88]

The short story is awsome. The movie gives me chronic diarrhea.

[ThomasVeggieDramaFan]

"LET'S GET READY FOR A LETDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWN­NNN!!!!!!!"

[ThomasVeggieDramaFan]

"SCARING THE LITTLE GIRL?!?!?"

[UncleSpankification]

@ThomasVeggieDramaFan LADY!!!

[BucDouble93]

Dude, how do you make a reference to Airplane @2:17, and then @3:02 when you say, "Surely, you know planes are more full than this!", there is no reference to Airplane!? Explain, Critic, explain!

[ChaosZero102]

am I the only one who thinks the chick in the green tank top is kinda sexy? what was her name?

[Stiny114]

15:08 Yeah, it IS a friggin awesome story line. And they just made it into a book...

[Kingofcorrect]

I liked the New SHining better, as it actually has stuff going on in it and is more true to the story. KUBRICK SUCKS!

[godzilla964]

@Kingofcorrect Kubrick's movie are for intelligent people, and you are not intelligent.

[godzilla964]

@godzilla964 I'm sorry. I misspelled movie, i meant to say "movies".