I used to eat a whole box of this watching saturday morning cartoons. I read that it originally had 52% sugar by weight! .......I gather the remaining 48% was the 'crisp'
This bear...is a fucking BADASS. He just walks everywhere, doesn't give a fuck. He made a ladder out of a FUCKING FENCE. He walked in and opened the wall safe like it was no big deal. Even the way he walks just screams "Yep, I'm gettin' this cereal, anyone who thinks otherwise will die instantly."
His voice is legendary. The way he walks, no hurry, no hesitation in anything. And she loves him, even though he just broke into her house and took her cereal.
Also, he just rips the wall safe open like it's nothing.
I like how he has this fucked up rapist look in his eyes and he's breaking into an old lady's house. What's even worse is that he announces that he's coming the whole time and sings about it. He's almost as fucked up as Yogi Bear.....Almost...
Why didn't Granny Goodwitch use her magical powers to turn Sugar Bear into something less threatening, or teletransport him to the other side of the world?
O the memories of the "GOOD OLE DAYS"......remember these commericals growning up.......the cereal was just as good, in fact, that cereal is still good. My grandkids "love" this cereal, they just finished off a big box of it this morning & hollered for more....lol Told 'em I would have buy more & they go Yippee :-) Kids say & do the darndest things!! =) Thank you VINTAGETVCOMMERICALS for posting these videos!!!!
Is it just me, or does Sugar Bear sound a bit like Bing Crosby, especially when he's singing? BTW, the witch sounds an awful lot like Ruth Buzzy, from the old "Rowan and Martin's Laugh In" days. I know she did a lot of voice over and commercial work in the sixties and seventies.
@fijidog Take a q tip to those ears fella, he said "Bet your booties", as in shoes. Funny thought though, subliminal sneaky smut in the cartoon ads. No wonder were all a bit warped.
So he is the most nonchalant mutherfucker in the forest which insinuates he smoked a hell of a lot of dope, but he can uproot stumps and tear a gate out of the ground, so I'm guessing his joint was dusted with PCP...
When I was a kid, I always thought Sugar Bear was supposed to be black, but a lot of people seem to disagree with that. One person said he sounded like Bing Crosby, but then Bing was the Elvis of his day.
This has to be the EARLIEST comercial featuring the classic Sugar Bear and Granny Goodwitch-who never seemed to mind that Sugar Bear got her cereal.:-)
Gerry Matthews was "Sugar Bear'"s voice (using a Bing Crosby-esque tone), with Ruth Buzzi as "Granny"....and, with "Linus" [on the Crispy Critters box] and other Post cereal icons, co-starred on "LINUS THE LIONHEARTED" {for Post/General Foods} in the fall of '64.
Are they selling crack? You'd venture deep into the forest for it. You'd vandalize property for it. You'd do some breaking & entering for it. You'd walk through walls for it. You'd steal from old ladies for it. WOW
Breaking and Entering, Vandalism, Theft. Sugar Bear kind of comes across as a thug in this commercial. If I was granny, I would have greeted him at the door with a can of mace and a sockful of quarters upside his head!
@bornwithaBA . . . I think someone was trying to immitate Bing Crosby's voice for the Sugar Bear character. Dean Martin / Bing Crosby ? ? ? Both would work, I guess.
Damn Bear should have been arrested breaking and entering and thief.
j9soup 1 week ago
I know these jokes are old, but Sugar Bear is pretty much the Chuck Norris of the cereal world.
Killerthewolfdog 2 weeks ago
i cant get enough of that suger crisp suger crisp!he seems so mellow hahaha
XxautumnemoxX 1 month ago in playlist Cereal Commercials
Does sound like Ruth Buzzi but she wouldn't have been much more than 15 yo back then.
Zymrgist 1 month ago
Now I'm hungry
dannyd12348 1 month ago
Is that Perry Como as Sugar Bear?!
It's GOTTA be Ruth Buzzi as Granny!
BigAssTuba 2 months ago
Granny Goodwitches nose looks like a shriveled dong !
mrstevehartman 2 months ago
trix rabbit is foaming with envy
Neko3Noskire 2 months ago
Is that Ruth Buzzy voice as Grandma?
MrMotownmanny 2 months ago
Sugar Crisp...hell of a drug!!!
EricSchwin22 2 months ago
Yeah, that sounds like Ruth Buzzi doing the witch's voice. The character she did with the hair net on her head.
amuslima99 2 months ago
Political correctness killed Sugar Bear. :(
vangard213 3 months ago
Sugar Bear's voice sounds like it's patterned after Dean Martin
jimbear62 4 months ago
@jimbear62
Or Bing Crosby--
younghoss 3 months ago
@jimbear62 And you win the prize It indeed was.
wjmiller132 2 months ago
Is it a bad thing that I remembered all th words to the song before it even got to that point in the clip?
xtcpino 4 months ago
What's in this stuff? Meth?
fishhead06 5 months ago
Was Ruth Buzzy the witch voice?
bankerguy66 5 months ago
@bankerguy66 Sounds like it.
If not, it may have been June Foray.
xtcpino 4 months ago
Boss Bear! lol
Jenna424 5 months ago
Sugar Bear reminds me of "Snoop Dog" !!!!!!!!
ChazingRainbows 6 months ago in playlist Sugar Bear*
I used to eat a whole box of this watching saturday morning cartoons. I read that it originally had 52% sugar by weight! .......I gather the remaining 48% was the 'crisp'
deviantStrait 6 months ago
"Ready or not, Granny, here I cum!
I can't get enough of that sugar crisp,
Sugar crisp, sugar crisp."
"Oh he's cuming.
Why I hide my poor sugar crisps?
It's a honey of a snack you know."
phucq 6 months ago
Directed by the great Ray Favata I presume.
DShef 6 months ago
Holy shit!!! That fucking junkie of a bear broke into that sweet old ladys house and stole her shit! SCARY!
MultiBillya 6 months ago
Bing had a cool azz voice.
MrGoldfangaz49 6 months ago
he sounds like bing crosby
nibargerswife51482 7 months ago
@nibargerswife51482 That is Bing ^5
MrGoldfangaz49 6 months ago
@MrGoldfangaz49 Original Sugar Bear's voice was Gerry Matthews.
GooglFascists 5 months ago
his voice is awefully relaxing.
epicmooserider 7 months ago
0:14
TANK!! Incomming!!
mic12397 7 months ago
This bear...is a fucking BADASS. He just walks everywhere, doesn't give a fuck. He made a ladder out of a FUCKING FENCE. He walked in and opened the wall safe like it was no big deal. Even the way he walks just screams "Yep, I'm gettin' this cereal, anyone who thinks otherwise will die instantly."
I wouldn't dare fuck with that bear.
Naroon201 7 months ago
@Naroon201 Sugar Bear reminds me of Honey Badger. Honey Badger don't give a shit.
Jnmcda0 3 months ago
Two people had their Sugar Crisp stolen by Sugar Bear.
RSlaev 7 months ago
did he just say "bet your boobies"?
akerswizard779 7 months ago
That bear does not give a FUCK
tmnt222 8 months ago 2
0:47 <-- 0_o
jacobjj091 8 months ago
somewhere...stephen colbert turns in his sleep at the thought of this....
Sparkcloud 8 months ago
what a cool cat...er bear
MrAnimeviewer2000 8 months ago
His voice is legendary. The way he walks, no hurry, no hesitation in anything. And she loves him, even though he just broke into her house and took her cereal.
Also, he just rips the wall safe open like it's nothing.
Noodlez1989 8 months ago 2
I saw an Alpha-bits box. now I'm sad =[
XNewDefectX 8 months ago
you bet your boobies granny... epic
omegakratos123 8 months ago
anybody would put the lyrics of the song ?
omegakratos123 8 months ago
thank you egoraptor...
omegakratos123 8 months ago
that bears is fucking strong... i need to buy that cereal !
omegakratos123 8 months ago
I love how he just busts down a brick wall and wanders in and is all "sup granny" like they're friends. He has no idea what a psycho he is.
JJ10DMAN 8 months ago
I laughed out loud when I heard his voice.
Raltsman 8 months ago
high as a kite
nilcon91 8 months ago 4
DAMNIT Granny, you'll NEVER WIN!!!
SantaClaus86 8 months ago 2
Guess I forgot to put the fog lights in!
ApertureAsshole 8 months ago
OMFG!
Egoraptor, you always deliver man!
I TOTALLY WASN'T EXPECTING THIS MUCH EPIC! LMAO! XD
thehside 8 months ago
0:39 lol kool aid bear "OH YEAH!"
Psylence395 8 months ago 2
Mmh, tasty packaging material with sugar!
WeItenspinner 8 months ago
i LOVE he's song!
12keroro12 8 months ago
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Yes........ it is THAT GOOD
Chibiwaza 8 months ago
0:48 You bet your boobies, granny.
FunnyJunkTV 8 months ago 28
0:39
Damn dude.
Gears44 8 months ago
This is literally the greatest thing I've EVER seen.
Rippin' up treestumps (like a Boss)
Swingin' on vines (Like a Boss)
Siegin' Castles (Like a Boss)
Breakin' Down walls (Like a Boss)
Thievin' cereal (Like a Boss)
He's amazing!
ThePopculturist 8 months ago 55
@ThePopculturist like a baoss!
stikkemann 8 months ago
Betcha booties, Granny
0O00OO0O00OO0O00OO 8 months ago
He turned a fence into a ladder, bent iron bars, and bust through a stone wall.
No wonder he wants the sugar crisp. That stuff is made of steroids!
jseeker1867 8 months ago
Ego you're watching the NC aren't you?
Diablon76 8 months ago
That granny wanted Sugar Crisps dick
CoCoSkol 8 months ago 2
Oh Egoraptor you always bring me to fucked up videos
brawlmaster234 8 months ago
buy your own damn sugar crisp
xXbestefarXx 8 months ago
He has the munchies. XD
Ostnizdasht206 8 months ago
Dear God, does he crush that cereal up and sniff it into his nose, too?
RavenInNeverland 8 months ago
WTfF did he just break through that stone wall?!
cesarman1234 8 months ago
@cesarman1234 he did like a boss
HybridMoments100 8 months ago
@cesarman1234 Yes.... Yes he did..
CanYouResistClick1ng 8 months ago
omg, haha, Sugar Bear is one of my favorite Christmas ornaments, mine is more than 10 years old at least.
Radomid 8 months ago
I like how he has this fucked up rapist look in his eyes and he's breaking into an old lady's house. What's even worse is that he announces that he's coming the whole time and sings about it. He's almost as fucked up as Yogi Bear.....Almost...
SolidusV2PS3 8 months ago
homer simpson's favorite cereal
omegakratos123 8 months ago
@omegakratos123 i know, the jingle reminded me of homer singing it.
ConnorWilsonG 8 months ago
@omegakratos123 Guess I forgot to put the fog lights in~
AdiG1 8 months ago
@AdiG1 on nom nom nom nom.... nom
omegakratos123 8 months ago 2
They made him look like an uncaring asshole back then. LOL
riken1 8 months ago
was that bing crosby?
TheAmazeingAnarchist 8 months ago
0:46 Of course the BLACK bear loves booty. Cartoons were so racist back then.
sinestro1940 8 months ago
@sinestro1940
booties=shoes
Maharoba 8 months ago
why didn't she just shoot the bastard?
Video85Man 8 months ago
Egoraptor
Jebman023 8 months ago
@Jebman023 no one cares
MrSonichu 8 months ago
Lemme say it for everyone else. I'm here because of egoraptor. There no one else say it.
AceS4289 8 months ago
what happened to her nose?
seka1986 9 months ago 2
According io Wikipedia , Gerry Mathews was the voice of SSBear for 40 years.
sgrroiii 9 months ago
@sgrroiii SSBear. Lol!
olmecbones 9 months ago
Sounds kinda like Bing Crosby.
sgrroiii 11 months ago
@sgrroiii I thought is sounds like Dean Martin.
IwshIcldstrtover 10 months ago
@sgrroiii
That was Bing Crosby in the very early days of that Ad.
ConwayTruckload 9 months ago
In most possible suave voice for a cartoon: "You betcher booties, Granny!'
LMAO! Hilarious!
elsangrecaliente 11 months ago
Why didn't Granny Goodwitch use her magical powers to turn Sugar Bear into something less threatening, or teletransport him to the other side of the world?
smith1958b 11 months ago
That bear is the Terminator or something.
rgm1984 1 year ago 4
he reminds me of michael meyers (the murderer, not the actor(( I mean the murderer who isn't an actor)) )
thefunkof30000years 1 year ago
What a weird bear...
realityisforever 1 year ago
the voice of dean martin,,
darrylhaynes 1 year ago
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fitzcale215 1 year ago
this guy(bear) is a creepy fag, just breakin in stealing shit, like breaks through a fuckin wall and like takes her cereal and eats it lmaoooo
fitzcale215 1 year ago 3
@fitzcale215ppl dont even know what lmao mean only ppl like u think it means well, who knows cause it mean laughing my *butt* off
thepicklebubble 11 months ago
@thepicklebubble Are you retarded? Lmao means laugh my ass of, ok its not fucking rocket science
fitzcale215 11 months ago
@fitzcale215 are u? thats why i said *butt* and ur saying its bad then laughing,,
thepicklebubble 11 months ago
Good thing Sugar Bear wasn't a crackhead!
elc1960 1 year ago
O the memories of the "GOOD OLE DAYS"......remember these commericals growning up.......the cereal was just as good, in fact, that cereal is still good. My grandkids "love" this cereal, they just finished off a big box of it this morning & hollered for more....lol Told 'em I would have buy more & they go Yippee :-) Kids say & do the darndest things!! =) Thank you VINTAGETVCOMMERICALS for posting these videos!!!!
dolphinsqueen 1 year ago 3
Is it just me, or does Sugar Bear sound a bit like Bing Crosby, especially when he's singing? BTW, the witch sounds an awful lot like Ruth Buzzy, from the old "Rowan and Martin's Laugh In" days. I know she did a lot of voice over and commercial work in the sixties and seventies.
budgienation 1 year ago
What sugar bear wanted sugar bear got
avrysportsshow 1 year ago
Did he say, "Bet your boobies," at 49 seconds?
fijidog 1 year ago
@fijidog Take a q tip to those ears fella, he said "Bet your booties", as in shoes. Funny thought though, subliminal sneaky smut in the cartoon ads. No wonder were all a bit warped.
budgienation 1 year ago
@fijidog I heard "booties"
WildHamster321 1 year ago
I GOT A BOX IN THE CABINET RIGHT NOW! But my wall is broken because my girl was pissed and threw a chair throught it.
BlaccTrash 1 year ago
that bear is such a rapist
mozzarrella 1 year ago
Sugar Bear was based off of Bing Crosby or at least his voice was
looneytoon76 1 year ago
I would like to see an episode of Intervention with Sugar Bear in it.
N7ProtoSpectre 1 year ago
0:39 Hold on,did he just break a wall?
Martinntoxx 1 year ago
So he is the most nonchalant mutherfucker in the forest which insinuates he smoked a hell of a lot of dope, but he can uproot stumps and tear a gate out of the ground, so I'm guessing his joint was dusted with PCP...
TheGameGuru1000 1 year ago
Was Dean Martin the voice of Sugar Bear?
stupifiedgig 1 year ago
@stupifiedgig No, I thought Sterling Holloway was.
MrLogoman007 1 year ago
@MrLogoman007 No, Sterling Holloway was the original voice of Winnie-the-Pooh. Not sure who did Sugar Bear. Granny Goodwitch was Ruth Buzzi.
elc1960 1 year ago
All you can do is try to run faster than him. No object even slows him down.
DustinThePooper 1 year ago
At 0:40 seconds she sounds so scared haha! XD
ElleMello 1 year ago
Yeah, fuck tree stumps! 0:15
mramerecka 1 year ago 4
@mramerecka
lmfao
N7ProtoSpectre 1 year ago
i found a box in south carolina i begged my dad to get it
darkninjafirefox 1 year ago
Hey! He stole that cereal! This is a bad example to kids. Break into old lady's houses and steal food.
oneblackhorse 1 year ago
@oneblackhorse What about Cookie Monster? The Trix Rabbit?
Maskedmutant 1 year ago
I would have been terrified of Sugar Bear.
IH8Monkeys 1 year ago
When I was a kid, I always thought Sugar Bear was supposed to be black, but a lot of people seem to disagree with that. One person said he sounded like Bing Crosby, but then Bing was the Elvis of his day.
doctorpsycho1960 1 year ago
Sugar crisp was one of my favorite ceraals, next to Booberry and Capt. Crunch. lol
BlessingsFromHeaven 1 year ago
Shit, that's funny... Sugar Bear doesn't even slow down a bit. Everythings effortless. Heh heh
jzerony 1 year ago
these make sugar bear look like a bad guy
TheRandomkid321 1 year ago
Sugar Bear is cool.
jayce79 1 year ago
ever notice how many food ads aimed at kids try to make stealing stuff look funny?
Spameggssausage 1 year ago
Wow. Vintage. Just Awesome.
jayce79 1 year ago
Ruth Buzzi was the voice of Granny Goodwitch
SSDILLOW 1 year ago
GREAT1
SuperBailey20 1 year ago
This has to be the EARLIEST comercial featuring the classic Sugar Bear and Granny Goodwitch-who never seemed to mind that Sugar Bear got her cereal.:-)
RJRanke 1 year ago
Gerry Matthews was "Sugar Bear'"s voice (using a Bing Crosby-esque tone), with Ruth Buzzi as "Granny"....and, with "Linus" [on the Crispy Critters box] and other Post cereal icons, co-starred on "LINUS THE LIONHEARTED" {for Post/General Foods} in the fall of '64.
fromthesidelines 1 year ago 2
Are they selling crack? You'd venture deep into the forest for it. You'd vandalize property for it. You'd do some breaking & entering for it. You'd walk through walls for it. You'd steal from old ladies for it. WOW
MrAubery 1 year ago
He had a sweet tooth.
tdickensheets 1 year ago
Oh boy that bear is so high
vitalifran 1 year ago
Ruth Buzzi, why does the bear obviously a black guy, have to do a b and e ?
jsilence418 1 year ago 3
Breaking and Entering, Vandalism, Theft. Sugar Bear kind of comes across as a thug in this commercial. If I was granny, I would have greeted him at the door with a can of mace and a sockful of quarters upside his head!
bluecatky 1 year ago 3
he is such a leaned back stoner
MarkP0rter 2 years ago 105
Sugar Bear was a menace to society back then. Or at least a menace to old women who had a box of cereal he wanted.
BlueParatroopa 2 years ago 77
That bear sounds like Dean Martin!!
bornwithaBA 2 years ago
@bornwithaBA . . . I think someone was trying to immitate Bing Crosby's voice for the Sugar Bear character. Dean Martin / Bing Crosby ? ? ? Both would work, I guess.
myname405 1 year ago
'Cause I forgot to put the fog lights in...
MikeBleach 2 years ago 4
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Can't get enough of that catchy song...
alexelliottwelch 2 years ago 2
Can't get enough of that Sugar Bear . . .
meowfit 2 years ago 4
Can't get enough of that sugar crisp...sugar crisp...
oldgordo61 2 years ago 3
The old-bag's nose looks like a hard-on !
popupwool 2 years ago
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BMAN94 2 years ago
Thanks for that! Used to have a teacher who looked like
Sugar Bear, and I'd sing that song behind his back
Fun memory.
Naples4321 3 years ago 5