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  • Damn Bear should have been arrested breaking and entering and thief.

  • I know these jokes are old, but Sugar Bear is pretty much the Chuck Norris of the cereal world.

  • i cant get enough of that suger crisp suger crisp!he seems so mellow hahaha

  • Does sound like Ruth Buzzi but she wouldn't have been much more than 15 yo back then.

  • Now I'm hungry

  • Is that Perry Como as Sugar Bear?!

    It's GOTTA be Ruth Buzzi as Granny!

  • Granny Goodwitches nose looks like a shriveled dong !

  • trix rabbit is foaming with envy

  • Is that Ruth Buzzy voice as Grandma?

  • Sugar Crisp...hell of a drug!!!

  • Yeah, that sounds like Ruth Buzzi doing the witch's voice. The character she did with the hair net on her head.

  • Political correctness killed Sugar Bear. :(

  • Sugar Bear's voice sounds like it's patterned after Dean Martin

  • @jimbear62

    Or Bing Crosby--

  • @jimbear62 And you win the prize It indeed was.

  • Is it a bad thing that I remembered all th words to the song before it even got to that point in the clip?

  • What's in this stuff? Meth?

  • Was Ruth Buzzy the witch voice?

  • @bankerguy66 Sounds like it.

    If not, it may have been June Foray.

  • Boss Bear! lol

  • Sugar Bear reminds me of "Snoop Dog" !!!!!!!!

  • I used to eat a whole box of this watching saturday morning cartoons. I read that it originally had 52% sugar by weight! .......I gather the remaining 48% was the 'crisp'

  • "Ready or not, Granny, here I cum!

    I can't get enough of that sugar crisp,

    Sugar crisp, sugar crisp."

    "Oh he's cuming.

    Why I hide my poor sugar crisps?

    It's a honey of a snack you know."

  • Directed by the great Ray Favata I presume. 

  • Holy shit!!! That fucking junkie of a bear broke into that sweet old ladys house and stole her shit! SCARY!

  • Bing had a cool azz voice.

  • he sounds like bing crosby

  • @nibargerswife51482 That is Bing ^5

  • @MrGoldfangaz49 Original Sugar Bear's voice was Gerry Matthews.

  • his voice is awefully relaxing.

  • 0:14

    TANK!! Incomming!!

  • This bear...is a fucking BADASS. He just walks everywhere, doesn't give a fuck. He made a ladder out of a FUCKING FENCE. He walked in and opened the wall safe like it was no big deal. Even the way he walks just screams "Yep, I'm gettin' this cereal, anyone who thinks otherwise will die instantly."

    I wouldn't dare fuck with that bear.

  • @Naroon201 Sugar Bear reminds me of Honey Badger. Honey Badger don't give a shit.

  • Two people had their Sugar Crisp stolen by Sugar Bear.

  • did he just say "bet your boobies"?

  • That bear does not give a FUCK

  • 0:47 <-- 0_o

    

  • somewhere...stephen colbert turns in his sleep at the thought of this....

  • what a cool cat...er bear

  • His voice is legendary. The way he walks, no hurry, no hesitation in anything. And she loves him, even though he just broke into her house and took her cereal.

    Also, he just rips the wall safe open like it's nothing.

  • I saw an Alpha-bits box. now I'm sad =[

  • you bet your boobies granny... epic

  • anybody would put the lyrics of the song ?

  • thank you egoraptor...

  • that bears is fucking strong... i need to buy that cereal !

  • I love how he just busts down a brick wall and wanders in and is all "sup granny" like they're friends. He has no idea what a psycho he is.

  • I laughed out loud when I heard his voice.

  • high as a kite

  • DAMNIT Granny, you'll NEVER WIN!!!

  • Guess I forgot to put the fog lights in!

  • OMFG!

    Egoraptor, you always deliver man!

    I TOTALLY WASN'T EXPECTING THIS MUCH EPIC! LMAO! XD

  • 0:39 lol kool aid bear "OH YEAH!"

  • Mmh, tasty packaging material with sugar!

  • i LOVE he's song!

  • 0:48 You bet your boobies, granny.

  • 0:39

    Damn dude.

  • This is literally the greatest thing I've EVER seen.

    Rippin' up treestumps (like a Boss)

    Swingin' on vines (Like a Boss)

    Siegin' Castles (Like a Boss)

    Breakin' Down walls (Like a Boss)

    Thievin' cereal (Like a Boss)

    He's amazing!

  • @ThePopculturist like a baoss!

  • Betcha booties, Granny

  • He turned a fence into a ladder, bent iron bars, and bust through a stone wall.

    No wonder he wants the sugar crisp. That stuff is made of steroids!

  • Ego you're watching the NC aren't you?

  • That granny wanted Sugar Crisps dick

  • Oh Egoraptor you always bring me to fucked up videos

  • buy your own damn sugar crisp

  • He has the munchies. XD

  • Dear God, does he crush that cereal up and sniff it into his nose, too?

  • WTfF did he just break through that stone wall?!

  • @cesarman1234 he did like a boss

  • @cesarman1234 Yes.... Yes he did..

  • omg, haha, Sugar Bear is one of my favorite Christmas ornaments, mine is more than 10 years old at least. 

  • I like how he has this fucked up rapist look in his eyes and he's breaking into an old lady's house. What's even worse is that he announces that he's coming the whole time and sings about it. He's almost as fucked up as Yogi Bear.....Almost...

  • homer simpson's favorite cereal

  • @omegakratos123 i know, the jingle reminded me of homer singing it.

  • @omegakratos123 Guess I forgot to put the fog lights in~

  • @AdiG1 on nom nom nom nom.... nom

  • They made him look like an uncaring asshole back then. LOL

  • was that bing crosby?

  • 0:46 Of course the BLACK bear loves booty. Cartoons were so racist back then.

  • @sinestro1940

    booties=shoes

  • why didn't she just shoot the bastard?

  • Egoraptor

  • @Jebman023 no one cares

  • Lemme say it for everyone else. I'm here because of egoraptor. There no one else say it.

  • what happened to her nose?

  • According io Wikipedia , Gerry Mathews was the voice of SSBear for 40 years.

  • @sgrroiii SSBear. Lol!

  • Sounds kinda like Bing Crosby.

  • @sgrroiii I thought is sounds like Dean Martin.

  • @sgrroiii

    That was Bing Crosby in the very early days of that Ad.

  • In most possible suave voice for a cartoon: "You betcher booties, Granny!'

    LMAO! Hilarious!

  • Why didn't Granny Goodwitch use her magical powers to turn Sugar Bear into something less threatening, or teletransport him to the other side of the world?

  • That bear is the Terminator or something.

  • he reminds me of michael meyers (the murderer, not the actor(( I mean the murderer who isn't an actor)) )

  • What a weird bear...

  • the voice of dean martin,,

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  • this guy(bear) is a creepy fag, just breakin in stealing shit, like breaks through a fuckin wall and like takes her cereal and eats it lmaoooo

  • @fitzcale215ppl dont even know what lmao mean only ppl like u think it means well, who knows cause it mean laughing my *butt* off

  • @thepicklebubble Are you retarded? Lmao means laugh my ass of, ok its not fucking rocket science

  • @fitzcale215 are u? thats why i said *butt* and ur saying its bad then laughing,,

  • Good thing Sugar Bear wasn't a crackhead!

  • O the memories of the "GOOD OLE DAYS"......remember these commericals growning up.......the cereal was just as good, in fact, that cereal is still good. My grandkids "love" this cereal, they just finished off a big box of it this morning & hollered for more....lol Told 'em I would have buy more & they go Yippee :-) Kids say & do the darndest things!! =) Thank you VINTAGETVCOMMERICALS for posting these videos!!!!

  • Is it just me, or does Sugar Bear sound a bit like Bing Crosby, especially when he's singing? BTW, the witch sounds an awful lot like Ruth Buzzy, from the old "Rowan and Martin's Laugh In" days. I know she did a lot of voice over and commercial work in the sixties and seventies.

  • What sugar bear wanted sugar bear got

  • Did he say, "Bet your boobies," at 49 seconds?

  • @fijidog Take a q tip to those ears fella, he said "Bet your booties", as in shoes. Funny thought though, subliminal sneaky smut in the cartoon ads. No wonder were all a bit warped.

  • @fijidog I heard "booties"

  • I GOT A BOX IN THE CABINET RIGHT NOW! But my wall is broken because my girl was pissed and threw a chair throught it.

  • that bear is such a rapist

  • Sugar Bear was based off of Bing Crosby or at least his voice was

  • I would like to see an episode of Intervention with Sugar Bear in it.

  • 0:39 Hold on,did he just break a wall?

  • So he is the most nonchalant mutherfucker in the forest which insinuates he smoked a hell of a lot of dope, but he can uproot stumps and tear a gate out of the ground, so I'm guessing his joint was dusted with PCP...

  • Was Dean Martin the voice of Sugar Bear?

  • @stupifiedgig No, I thought Sterling Holloway was.

  • @MrLogoman007 No, Sterling Holloway was the original voice of Winnie-the-Pooh. Not sure who did Sugar Bear. Granny Goodwitch was Ruth Buzzi.

  • All you can do is try to run faster than him. No object even slows him down.

  • At 0:40 seconds she sounds so scared haha! XD

  • Yeah, fuck tree stumps! 0:15

  • @mramerecka

    lmfao

  • i found a box in south carolina i begged my dad to get it

  • Hey! He stole that cereal! This is a bad example to kids. Break into old lady's houses and steal food.

  • @oneblackhorse What about Cookie Monster? The Trix Rabbit?

  • I would have been terrified of Sugar Bear.

  • When I was a kid, I always thought Sugar Bear was supposed to be black, but a lot of people seem to disagree with that. One person said he sounded like Bing Crosby, but then Bing was the Elvis of his day.

  • Sugar crisp was one of my favorite ceraals, next to Booberry and Capt. Crunch. lol

  • Shit, that's funny... Sugar Bear doesn't even slow down a bit. Everythings effortless. Heh heh

  • these make sugar bear look like a bad guy

  • Sugar Bear is cool.

  • ever notice how many food ads aimed at kids try to make stealing stuff look funny?

  • Wow. Vintage. Just Awesome.

  • Ruth Buzzi was the voice of Granny Goodwitch

  • GREAT1 

  • This has to be the EARLIEST comercial featuring the classic Sugar Bear and Granny Goodwitch-who never seemed to mind that Sugar Bear got her cereal.:-)

  • Gerry Matthews was "Sugar Bear'"s voice (using a Bing Crosby-esque tone), with Ruth Buzzi as "Granny"....and, with "Linus" [on the Crispy Critters box] and other Post cereal icons, co-starred on "LINUS THE LIONHEARTED" {for Post/General Foods} in the fall of '64.

  • Are they selling crack? You'd venture deep into the forest for it. You'd vandalize property for it. You'd do some breaking & entering for it. You'd walk through walls for it. You'd steal from old ladies for it. WOW

  • He had a sweet tooth.

  • Oh boy that bear is so high

  • Ruth Buzzi, why does the bear obviously a black guy, have to do a b and e ?

  • Breaking and Entering, Vandalism, Theft. Sugar Bear kind of comes across as a thug in this commercial. If I was granny, I would have greeted him at the door with a can of mace and a sockful of quarters upside his head!

  • he is such a leaned back stoner

  • Sugar Bear was a menace to society back then. Or at least a menace to old women who had a box of cereal he wanted.

  • That bear sounds like Dean Martin!!

  • @bornwithaBA . . . I think someone was trying to immitate Bing Crosby's voice for the Sugar Bear character. Dean Martin / Bing Crosby ? ? ? Both would work, I guess.

  • 'Cause I forgot to put the fog lights in...

  • Can't get enough of that Sugar Bear . . .

  • Can't get enough of that sugar crisp...sugar crisp...

  • The old-bag's nose looks like a hard-on !

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  • Thanks for that! Used to have a teacher who looked like

    Sugar Bear, and I'd sing that song behind his back

    Fun memory.

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