Cheetah shits into a Jeep

[matt98787]

i wouldve floored it

[maplemanz]

now eatt it for dessert.

[joshrobertcassey]

this is what happens when you do not drive a hybrid, wild animals will shit in your vehicle

[SNAKESOAP117]

Image the reaction if he reached up and grabbed it's tail.

[danitcho]

THAT MY JEEP NOW!!!

[makinbacon855]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[whatthefuck386]

SMACK THAT THING WITH A NEWS PAPER!

[MarantzSt153]

I would Hit the fulll gass !!

[ILikeToEatYourChild]

he just caught dinner for the night

[Alojale]

That's Mr Hankey The Christmas Poo! Hoooowwwwwdyyyy Hoooo :!

[o94ght]

Why is that british people are always around wildlife?

[tommiedepew1]

@o94ght they have already killed all the wild animals in britian.

[RealGodox]

He knew it was coming >o> Has this happen before?

[TheEpicLevi]

My computer stopped buffering right when the poop came out

[badguy99]

Would've been even funnier if the guy got crapped on instead of him blocking it.

[Badhumor2013]

And that's what gives it that new car smell.

[coryboy345]

DAMN NATURE! YOU FILTHY!

[tulli621]

that's what jeeps are for!

[intestinedogwars]

i love the name

[kingsmartiicles]

the show is big cat diary

[intestinedogwars]

@kingsmartiicles i dont know but i actually remember watching the first time it aired in like the morning before i got kiked out of that school

[spencerearl1996]

oh no ki ki doon't *chuckles* plee-eh-eh-ase noo it's gonna come right through the rough hatch..... no..... no *pulls out tissue and catches it * *whispers oh god and thinks wow what an awesome souvenir to keep* lol

[spites1]

fake and gay

[FijneWIET]

@spites1 yeah but you'll get better if you try had enough

[SarethZhukov314]

Nature is beautiful.

[IcebreakerRSA]

Fake!!!

[IcebreakerRSA]

so fake!

[lolol2you]

haha he picked the perfect toilet XD

[sharkaner]

sweet^^ good cheetah

[WeaslysWizardWeezes]

eeewww why is he trying to catch the poop

[LOLBastardMan]

@WeaslysWizardWeezes he doesn't want it in his jeep? Are you being sarcastic or do you just lack the magical gift of common sense?

[WeaslysWizardWeezes]

@LOLBastardMan exsusse me he just looked like he thought it was the most amasing thing in the world and i dont lack common scense im just immature

[jedihunter176]

That cheetah has something against that man.

[InnerSmile72]

she pee'd on him right after that, in video called "smart cheetah"

[tubeuser147]

its a sheeta

[ForceMaximus84]

Why couldn't it land on the guy's face?

[KimicoYoshi]

lol

[skilarbabcock]

0:18 hi..im doing my busnis get out of here

[Gregd8888]

I was high when I first say this and I couldn't stop laughing. The result was somewhat disappointing but the build up was hilarious.

[benatkin815]

in soviet africa cheeta shit on you

[ryu8888]

Wait so outside of soviet africa you shit on cheetahs? :|

[benatkin815]

yah, shit on cheeta is gud

[castrait]

it shulhaved pooped hard make it rain on him

[Wherewulf14]

LMFAO! I was laughing for a mintue while watching this! This is soo Funny! XD XP!

[theGwazzz]

it was thinking hard.....just a little TOO hard

[sweetheart815]

I thought the cheetah was just thinking really hard.

[ENLCD]

those australians... i tell you...

[minameizmikey]

ONLY IN AFRICA

[Naruvatar2]

so this is where they get cheetos from

[MioRaem]

And the guy is actually happy or what?

[RC92898]

That must be the most valueble toilet to shit on XD

[queenofallmonkeys]

ai least in Africa! XD

[surftr3s]

lol

[DodoSamarripa]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA

Five stars

[LordYggdrasill]

weakest fucking shit ever. anticlimactic shit it anticlimactic.

[sylvz18]

haha i would so make it get off!! lol i would step on the gas too

[shadowthe1hedgehog]

i think slapping its ass woulld be even worse

[911CMS420YO]

just slap that cats ass you twat.

[StarC0mmander]

Oh, no! We can't disturb the natural environment of the cheetah, even if he craps on us. I'll just grab a kleenex. Ha Ha! Awesome!

[cartercool90]

too bad it didnt have diarrhea

[DTuriTuri]

It ain't easy being cheezy*

[soulleskill]

i would step on the gas :D

[EmittingPhotons]

Good catch!

[ichigogetsuga]

I would have put my foot down on the accelerater if I saw that!

[Duvmasta]

@ichigogetsuga no! you would've hurt the animal! :(

[eatcrabshit]

Be prepared next time! haha

[EpicFailGirl]

Well, what else could he do? Scaring the cheetah would be bad, and he didn't want poo getting on him or the inside of his car.

[gumbrells]

what a lovley lump of shit

bet that guy was happy

[Poisonseed]

Hahahaha

[braineater316]

that kitty is my hero

[evostevo08]

hope he wiped his arse!!!;-)

[1airplane21]

why would it need to?

[Edgehead1132]

what better place? it gets rid of itself (that's why birds shit on cars, so it doesn't attract predators to it's nest)

besides, if you could get away with it, wouldn't you?

[1airplane21]

what are you talking about?

[jlancaster318]

he means humans wash their cars so it would be off soon

[1airplane21]

and what does this have to do with wiping its ass

[jlancaster318]

do you see any cats wiping their asses

[1airplane21]

omg dude are you blind the other guy said he hoped he wiped his ass not me

[jlancaster318]

i wasnt in that situation i was explaining why theyd do that

[1airplane21]

but my comment was aboout wiping his ass not why they do that you retard

[jlancaster318]

i was explaining it to you dumbs monkey face shit eater

[1airplane21]

yea then u starting saying that they dont need to wipe there ass which is wat i said

[jlancaster318]

thats not what i said i asked you did u see any wiping their asses after i explained

[1airplane21]

iwas telling evosteve that they didnt didnt need to wipe their asses dumb shit

[F1oridaman]

no matter who wins this argument, find comfort in the fact that both of you look like retards

[1airplane21]

=) who cares its not like im gonna ever see you guyz in person

[F1oridaman]

haha very good point! :)

[1airplane21]

XD hehe

[skye1]

why talk shit when you can take a shit, taking a shit feels much better.

[PaulMaccasBiggestFan]

ew!!! he caught it!!

[guiltyky300]

and you need to act like a man to pick a chettohs poop>(

[PaulMaccasBiggestFan]

uhhh SEXIST much?!

[xGoingINSANEx]

I love how all of these people try to act tough be showing off and telling people how they'd kill the Cheetah when they'd be scared shitless to do so.

[Sinars]

What makes it shit into the Jeep!? It has the whole fucking wide open landscape to take a shit; so it chooses on top of the Jeep

[bkm241]

that dude is a pussy, i would kill that fuckin cat

[tacik17]

That pussy is getting paid to make a document film, not to kill the cat fool ! Besides, you'd shit your pants as soon as you saw a cheetah at such distance, not to mention THINKING about killing it.

[monkeypoo3000]

let loose kitty

[randomdude7272]

cheetah: " *giggles* im such a !@#$"

[GreenBicLighter]

all he had to do is honk the horn it would have scared the cheetah.

[sexyhotbaby99]

i would have nailed it in the head with my double barrel

[92rs25th]

screw that. i would have tached the jeep to 7k and dumped the clutch. bye cheetah!

[Cybrisk]

yah, let the cheetah on top of ur jeep, with the sunroof open, and catch its poop with a ziploc bag

idiot

[Caryrt]

Nice Catch! Great video! Thanks for sharing!

[ToxicKilla420]

that dudes sicker than the cheetah...

[HugelyBig]

He's sick for making sure the interior of his Jeep didn't get Cheetah shit on it? Okay, so what would you have done if a Cheetah was about to shit through your sun roof? You can't exactly close it; that'd startle the animal and you don't want that happening.

[Jonza121]

Cheetah: "I hope this goes to youtube"

[rstradernow]

@Jonza121 u said that another vid..

[nielsboex]

@Jonza121

That's the best example of dry humor I've seen in weeks. Props to you.

[skwalkerdevore]

so he catches it...

[Deathspirrit]

Hes analysing cheetah p00p

[sirjacko1]

That is why you don't let kids do drugs. They turn into old retarded fucks.

[Lightnic234]

That guy fails. He just let it take a shit. What a retard.

[Rambo440]

I would shoot that mother fucker right up the ass! why wouldn't he just drive off?!?!?!

[o92587]

I was thinking the same like "i'd blow that muthafucka ass smooooooove off!!"

[MadPutz]

he's an animal scientist probably so he didn't want to kill the cheetah or have it fall in the jeep and kill him or something like that

[lorddregan]

i would drive off.

[msbfd]

I hope to God that guy is a scientist...

[xNightsAfterDreamsx]

he should of pulled off lol

[turtleknot]

This makes perfect sense house cats poop in litter BOX's That is just a member of the Cat family and the jeep is boxed shape. The only thing is if he going to catch the poo could he not find anything larger to catch it. Bet you he got some on him.

[Scheisshund]

in the end he hold it to his nose...

[ropppson]

mógł włożyć palec w dupe..temu kotu. blisko miał :D

[whwalnuts]

believe me i already have many times. Im sick right now cuz of the things i eat but from the weather outside. Where i live it is very cold and i think its from that

[pollyccl8]

mther nature had train it well

[Vampurrhyi]

LOL! what an asshole

god i love cats.

[whwalnuts]

hello mate, i personally would catch the shit. Then i would put in my fucking car heater so it would melt so i could simply suck it with a straw. Sencond choice would just be just grab the cheetah's dingle-berry ice cold. Like a 10 degree snow storm outside when it is hailing golf balls. I personally eat poop for a living. This is no joke if you people think im lying, then ur wrong. ive never tried cheetah shit yet. I have eaten all varietys of shit in my life but never from a cheetah. Yummy!

[pollyccl8]

u think ur so funny shit eater

[whwalnuts]

listen, you think its a joke! Im serious asshole!!! My parents got me to it that when i was a little kid and today i still eat it. I dont see the problem. Why do have a problem with what i eat. Personally i think you should try it too. Its really not that bad.

[NAes12]

You should make a video of it.

[whwalnuts]

as soon as i get a memory card for my video recorder i will post a video.

[LaBellaNottexx]

you know whats funny? if you were seriously eating feces...you wouldve probably died by now or you would be really sick. but it was nice try trying to get people to believe you

[whwalnuts]

hey man, wut ever you wanna believe but you really dont know your missing. Im still alive and you cant sick of eating poop. Atleast your own poop believe me i know

[LaBellaNottexx]

uh huh...do some research.

[whwalnuts]

Dude, hahaha im messing with you.  That was good though.

[LaBellaNottexx]

yeah exactly. you sound like an idiot. and if people on here actually believed you ... then wow.

[pollyccl8]

good for you...u do not have to worry about ur food u just eat ur shit over and over as a recycling process

[whwalnuts]

well, if you wanna call it that. Dont get me wrong. I eat normal food too. Such as fries, burgers, and buffalo wings, but to me i really think poop is better. Yes it smells bad but it doesnt taste bad at all.

[Vampurrhyi]

dont try to troll me fag

[pollyccl8]

bla bla bla try harder dude

[pollyccl8]

lol y would u even bother to thnk of such lame things...any i think ur a arab terrorist and u have no family

[FILTHYFAKE]

(Vampurrhyi)Ever thought of writing a cook book? Your comment should of ended with (snarling voice) 'leave to simmer, add a pinch of pepper, stir gently and serve'.

[ParkourRudi]

wtf man...

[ALM1k3y]

1 family members 1 cup

[ilovemydogstheyrock]

OMFG LOL LOL LOL!!!!!!!!!!

[namineofsilent]

dude, you are an idiot

[frankie397]

that would be awesome. not the cheeta crap part, but goin on a safari and havin a cheeta walk on your car.

[kickinaxe2000]

I guess it's letting you know you are loved.

[brainburrito]

quick thinking there!

[DadidiFTW]

LOL!

[lazarus280]

lmao id laugh if he looks up with his mouth open and it falls in

[gazedopwns]

ha he caught it lmao

[JohnnieCadaver]

Suck a cheetahs' dick!

[clioneskyy]

omg wesley willis reference lol

[JohnnieCadaver]

Jeeps are shit anyways.

[newyorkny5023]

scare away my food huh?

[cpd6000]

I would puke

[whatev1415]

he's collecting it

[bottleovodka]

LOL Thundercats Hooooooooo!

[abc1231025]

LMAO!!!

[tmsmartins]

Umm... hi Cheetara... what are you doin' up there? Oh no... nooooooooooo!

LOL

[Alisterbmx]

whats a cheetara ?

[tmsmartins]

google it before asking

[ninjaman877]

pause at :40 it pees

[stokmarknes]

"You shit on my land, I shit on your HEAD!"

[Viper254]

LOL he got Shat on

[kaikai567]

wow. that is so lovely.

[HenryRobles21]

im suprised the cheetah just didnt jump into the jeep and shit on him and unfortunately most likely kill him afterwards

[Castorios]

actually I think the cat would do it the other way around... kill him, then poop on him like he did. That's why the dude lived.

[CMLovejoy]

I wish I could do that to some drivers!!!

[2squares]

way to go boy!!! shit on all of them. lol

[1234dontcare]

i'm sure its been pointed out, but thats a land rover, Not a jeep.

[MikeyDowson]

thats right you leave the window open, i give you something to look at, ahh yeaah

[narxhin4ever]

omg that must suck if a cheetah did that in my car i pull my pants down and i shit on him/her!

[nelson102882]

i would have turned the car on and speed off with him on the roof, see if he can shit while im doing 60 mph

[Messi1316]

hahaha poor cheetah

[Ryukin626]

cheetah: finnaly , a toilet