Vending Machines Of The Future

[greenlanternbatman]

anyone else see the blow job vending machine at 0:51 ?

[bumblebuck]

I saw an icecream vending machine that sucked up your icecream from a tube outside a prison

[boxcarjakey]

i think that was being sarcastic 1:18 lol

[TheYugioh103]

U.S.A: A Hot Dog Machine

Japan: A 1,000x1,000 Feet Vending Machine

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[supergeeful]

0:44 gross

[Chomper839]

short people don't get nutritional information

[link50980]

dear santa i think you get it

[BIGJONNY515]

Dear Santa...

[lactavius]

I've seen the icecream one in Miami

[murdockluigianio]

The actions of that machine look rude, but still pretty cool

[J0HN119]

Meanwhile in africa...

[joshuakanner1]

Was sorry

[joshuakanner1]

0:47 WWE hilarious

[BUCKSHOT705]

1:57 so old 

[knightguardking2]

I GOT A DIRTY MINE AT 0:44-1:00 SO FUNNY

[eihcim636]

@knightguardking2 Ha ha ha ha h ah ah aha ha aahan ah aah auhhahahah ahha ha ah a MINE so funnies lololol

[818mrAlkash]

So i guess i gatta carry my own ketchup and relish now

[guywith2names]

Ummm.... They have this stiff in japan now

[000wowtube000]

Fuck robots and fuck every rich bastard who's selfish not to think of others who need any kind of a job to survive! Thumbs up if you agree!

[bboychimeric]

Call me back when they can make boba.

[ven0IVI]

0:48 OOOH YEEEEEAH

[Brendan2080]

:45 w....t....f

[sywtp]

AS ALWAYS THE GIRL ITS THE HOT DOG

[TheMightyPhyenious]

4 years latter.

[AlxndurTo]

In Asia, these are vending machines of the past. XD

[senationalliv]

That hot dog has cancer written all over it. 1 minute!?!

[EminemPwns100]

they're probably non e of them around, cause probobly one of the hot dogs exploded by the infidels putting dynamite in it

[TheSog20]

2:02 now make it a game...

[Jonesmin]

1:14 ...My life is complete.

[hippymuffin]

ugh so many jokes!

[Crackmandan]

You know what I would like? I would love a vending machine here in San Francisco to give me fruits and veggies instead of candy. Candies great every once in a while, but when I'm at work, if I want to snack, man I want some carrots or an apple. I like to eat healthy, is there anyone else here that agrees with me?

[ParkourPros1337]

@Crackmandan im 12 and i agree. i love candy and soda, but I also love apples and fruit juice.

[volleyball994pimp]

this is like 20 years behind japan. fyi

[CountryisforRednecks]

@volleyball994pimp japan is for homos

[Xrelent]

@CountryisforRednecks Living in America is for fat people. Problem?

[jimpas1e]

How did i get from the chappelle show to this

[GeorgiaaJane]

england dont have a load of vending machines. probly only when you are in the car park paying for your ticket.

[axelrocks2292]

this is on 2008..... WHY ARENT THERE ANY NEW FUTERISTIC VENDING MACHINES NOW IN 2012

[gamerloveer224]

@axelrocks2292 yea hackers need to get off their asses and make a new hack

[ilovesouthpark100]

It Looks Like Robot Sex



[DodgyProductions1]

guy at 1:25 loooks like a cartoon wig



[regsaint1]

Japan think of it, I want circumcision vending machines, is it possible?????

[regsaint1]

I want to buy vending machines for my future business. Can you makes vending machines of about 100 units, a circumcision vending machine? Because in our place there are males from age 1 to 50 years old have not yet circumcise.

[OMGyouAREaTWAT]

The guy at 0:30 lies I bought a hot dog from a vending machine in Japan in 2006.

[xanox1981]

wheres the onions damn it !!

[jadonSteve]

Sonic would love the hot dog one

[Tifflina2]

WHY AM I WATCHING THIS?!?!?!?

[enderman24mc]

Dud I want the hot dog vending machine out now and the hot pocket ones too :D

[DatWhiteKid7]

2:03-2:08 my school has those ice cream vending machines

[twood3535]

No wonder 15% of the world is without a job...

[Trivium3939]

I just busted a nut watching this.

[Jairman2110]

Thumbs up if you got hungry watching this

[ThisIsAdamJay]

How did I get here from watching battlefield 3 videos?

[captainshitto]

BOOBY YASINOW CLAIMS THAT PEOPLE ARE CONCERNED WITH HEALTHY FOOD OPTIONS...HE THEN GOES ON TO EXPLAIN HOW THE MACHINE CAN SHOW THE NUTRITIONAL INFORMATION OF THE PRODUCTS IT VENDS.

DO YOU NEED TO BE SO CLEVER TO KNOW THAT EATING COOKIES AND CHOCOLATE BARS IS NOT A HEALTHY OPTION? I DON`T THINK YOU DO.

NO ..THESE COMPANIES ARE PRIMARILY CONCERNED WITH SELLING SHIT FOOD TO UNEDUCATED PEOPLE FOR PROFIT AND AT THE EXPENSE OF THEIR HEALTH AND GENERAL WELLBEING

[OdiNlGANJAFARMERl]

@captainshitto youre right, but thats how economy works. so no need to activate capslock. ^^

[captainshitto]

@OdiNlGANJAFARMERl JUST POINTING OUT THE BAD STUFF FOR THE FOLKS WHO DON`T KNOW

[Jager1967]

i need to go right now

[xblade651]

.....wait is that a vending machine convention because if it is.... THAT IS AWESOME!!!!! GIVE ME A HOTDOG!

[shootbeats]

i would of been jacked for my hot dog if i used tht

[joshualugo58]

if they do this ppl lose their jobs

[superhamster65]

OH NO NOW WERE GOING TO BE LAZY1!!!1!

[Ashleybradbury]

we need stuff like this in the UK lolz

[DaisyPayneOfficial]

1:26 BOWL CUT!!!

[buchanproductions]

what happens if part of the hotdog gets stuck

[fegeleiin]

sex? more a VM taking a dump

[kito109654]

I'll show her a really good hot dog.

[CoolSebbe431]

the hot dog is fucking the girl. DAYM

[blueacid77]

Give me hotdogs or give me death!!!

[Imdill3]

Dammit, now I'm hungry...

[TaylorrrJay]

WHY CANT I HAVE THE HOT DOG MACHINE AT MY SCHOOL?!

[MONOPOLY35]

The question is, how many of these items are going to be successful? That's the biggest challenge to entrepreneurs.

[CurtJames93]

Vending Machine Porn?

[allturdmind]

COBRA PENIS

[Washu1973]

@allturdmind

I am sure we could put that in a vending machine for you... but I doubt it will sell well.

[oingofan]

At 0:56 the machine is doing something naughty.. LOL, how the hell did I stumble on this video in the first place? Ahhh, Youtube, patron saint of those afflicted with ADD...

[MrMoltar157]

how did i end up from .270 rifle shooting to this

[Whocares43214]

im on the wierd part of youtube agian..

[Sobieski1]

@Whocares43214 This is serious! And don't call me Agian...

[missnatalie333]

y am i looking up vending machines on youtube????

[habebet]

COOL!! :O



[MajorLetsPlay]

GRILLED Hot dog?!

[mrjavila1]

this is the top leading cause of unemployment in California!

[tripjet999]

Yeah, right, what could ever go wrong here? LOL!

Hot dogs are dangerous to begin with. I do know that there are a few guys reading this that would like to have her take their hot dog.

[jimmyhenriquez33]

anyone been to the da vinci center in allentown pa?THEY SELL CHICKEN STIPS,PIZZA,AND MORE IN A VENFING MACHINE

[Nightdrone]

Jobs left in 2050: Engineer, Hooker

[binan123]

japan's vending machines are better :D

[TheMr3742]

im seeing the extinction of vendors

[IareMikeJones]

Then Japan comes in and shows off to them all and they be a jealous.

[pikabko1]

how long dose a raw hot dog stay fresh?

How dose it fight off giant roaches getting inside the machine?

when I live I seen roaches that look big inough to byte yoyr head clean off.

the machine needs ti be cleaned all the time.. I will not be using that. I do not think is safe. however intersting machine never the less

[omier2]

i went from watching paradise by cold play and 3 hours and 17 kitten videos later i end up here???

[xTamaxDarkrikux]

The visions of WALL-E are coming true o.o

[worldwidebum]

Fresh? lol... only as fresh as when it goes in.....

[13ling303]

and this is why people are being laid of work

[LaxBroHockey]

Wheres the beer?

[czech706]

ware do i find that hot dog machine?

[7leprechaun7]

Nutritional information for contents of a vending machine? its a vending machine, you already lost fat ass.

[RedcFox]

Definately not healthy XD

[hanito294]

i wanna go there.

[sicklysweeet]

I love the way he says "and whats in what they are gonna buy" like its just completely unheard of, people wanting to know what they are actually eating thats just crazy xD

[johnson1095]

i think that in the future everything will come from vending mechines and stores won't exist anymore

[Jonesmin]

@ChrisD4335 heh heh heh... 69...

[Sanjose64xl]

Lol, the hot dog is going "in and out" of the hot oven.

[auntbecky]

@Sanjose64xl I know. How many of us started laughing at that?

[bushbasher85]

For those of you thinking what all us guys are thinking at 1:15 just remember, shes biting down.

[JpalsPro]

snickers king size! ;D

[yourmajezty]

she ran to the bathroom after and barfed up that hot dog.

[takahamu378]

oh'derisyas!

[warmaster5128]

wow the wierdest bonner from 0:45 to 1:10

[venomousdart]

haha hot dogs goin in and out of the oven haha

[TheKeithCarnes]

There is a vending machine convention? WOW that's just gay.

[GovtBovin3]

Press 4 for robo-sex

[RunTitan09]

Is that hot dog wraped in bacon

[Iakota224]

0:45-1:00 can be taken sexually

[bakeryssoul]

this already exist in Japan...

[inlaquinta]

they have a orange juice machine in Russia

[djnero78]

healthy lol if thats not funny enough then the fact people think a vending machine corporation really give a flying fuck about anyones health.

[thestupidone2011]

The last machine you can just steal the ice cream.

[koolkid8141]

tap 6 for what, what, what?

[crazymofo900]

stoner heaven..

[twitchster77]

Damn it. . .Now I gotta a mean crave for hot cocoa and a hot dog.

/sigh. . .

[xomgPocki]

sorry i've seen better in japan.

they have everything there.

[carcoop65]

I wish they had them in New York, Los Angalies and Ciacogo

[nemesisdog2]

I giggled at the hot dog going in and out of the oven :)

[pocodude1]

i made a sandwich...

[SpArKyHQ]

keep tapping 2, yumm yumm

[DotCoGames]

0:51 thumbs up if you think thats porn

[salsgivernathan]

At 1:36 is Vendore exchange international.

[cammyammy]

never knew vending machines were so highly regarded

[132062]

0:18 - 2 girls 1 cup.

[OctoberNote]

thumbs up if you'r gonna steal lot's of those instead of buying a new gril, fridge, oven, etc.

[Xalimdor]

Need a dispenser here!

[DanielDaniel1]

I got to try a coke freestyle and they are awesome!

[MrJohnisdabomb]

Wow i went somewhere were they had a dippin dots machine first the freezer door would open then a suction cup would pick up the dippin dots it was awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

[ingvend]

You guys should check out NAMA's Vend.Love.Win. contest on facebook!

All users have to do is upload a creative photo or video that includes their favorite vending machine or vended product. On the last day of each month, the top 20 entries with the most votes will each win $200 for a charity of their choice or a $200 Visa gift card for themselves to spend as they wish. They’re also giving away a $5,000 annual prize for the absolute BEST entry before March 30, 2012.

[Macthebest2]

0:45-0:49

BONER! D:

[vertstylus]

It is cool, no doubt about it but I'd still get my hot food from an actual person. Sorry!

[iloveushadowleggy]

lol hotdag sex

[2bidfilmsguy]

now that's place I would like to spend a weekend at, you know because I cant possibly think of a better way to occupy my time

[b74k3]

This video proves that Japan is way ahead of the times. America is stuck on food when Japan is practically selling used underwear and cigarettes along with coffee.

[asaqe3]

@b74k3

The problem is with cigarette machines the issue of ID comes into mind and it can be easily fooled.

[bpunlimited]

This makes me wanna eat Hot Dogs.

[micmacpro]

i want a vending machine who can print me free money

[HetaliaFanHawaii]

Could your vending machine dispense ( _Fill Name Here_)

Could your vending machine dispense dildos?

[elliments]

what the fuck is a froobee

[xXHomerSimpsonXx]

gimme like 200 buck and ill go crazy in there

[imnotrlly18yrsold]

The nutritional facts is a great idea, but it was pre-programmed into the code C2. So if they changed what was in C2, wouldn't they have to reprogram the screen for the new item in that slot?

[beatrockas]

who outs ketchup on a hotdog ??????????

[clearliquid]

yes healthy cookies, candy bars, and hot dogs and ice cream.. as if reading the "nutrition" information is going to help you decide which one's better

[ianardo13]

Keep clicking 1:16 :)

[Toast333Hero]

@ianardo13 Every damn time i think of duke nukem saying YOU WANT IT DONT YOU?

[thatsnazzyappleguy]

@ianardo13 HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHA thats hilarious

[lodie311]

@ianardo13 she loves the hot dog :P

[loudpreditor]

it dosnt look right at :46 to :49 it just slides out the hole

[nagaempress]

they make these and ive never seen a one of them...

[hackingtime88]

i want this on my campus, cafeteria is not open 3 am in the morning when i am studying for exams or do i want to wait 1 hr to get my pizza from dominos

[ThePandasRcute]

famous anus cookies ?

[SCRAPI09]

who jizzed there pants at 1:15

[tjfjt]

was that a k9 vending machine kuz if it is i want 1

[kcmoto001]

give me all your money and noone gets hurt! hold on im waiting for my hotdog

[cantryss]

The hotdog guy and the engineers must be stoners. The rep sounds like a stoner.

[shimmerpaw]

Oh yummy

[Hanssen69]

Awesome machines here.

[Sinjinator]

don't even TRY to claim it's healthy!

[EggoFreak]

Congrats on serving jobs for people.

[MegaHollipop]

1:17 No don't eat that you don't know where it's been!!!

[Evilpie15]

And Its Also So makes it harder to hack :(

[apierko43]

thats stupid, no condiments

[spartan688082]

this reminds me of that scooby doo episode where shaggy and scooby order pretty much every food known to man from vending machines.

[Midnightryder7]

Go to Japan and check out there vending machines

[PEskater101]

@Midnightryder7 Their not There

[Jorycaronisawesome]

I agree he just is dumb trying to look smart