ORIGINAL PLAY

[KibbaTheMutt]

This is the most pointless...

Ly amazing video I have ever seen.

[keira110]

I wish my library was open at 3:30 AM and we could have dogs allowed inside.

[keira110]

This is my favorite. FAVORITE.

[keira110]

"and he pees on it, he pees on everything!!"

[MatureAdults]

You're beautiful and I love you.

[Littlereble]

You're a genius...

[staplez2low]

2nd time ever commenting, how much you get paid.

[Vpratt96]

Hahaha! Loved it. It was great!

Btw, as you probably know you are very cute and your humor just makes it tons better!

[LeonLovesIt]

that was amazing

[EmilyDeHrtBrkn]

your hands are very attractive and tickle my fancy. o____o

[1111Rissa]

I love you.

Marry me?

[HeadbangingToJazz]

I've just noticed, at some angles, he looks just like Geddy Lee... just had to say. <3

[terratonic]

lol mushroom patties

[stencilofmyheart]

The librarian, you play that part well. The facial expression is so funny...

[breeanavivacious]

you are hilarious and i could probably watch your videos for 3 days straight. no bathroom breaks.

[btall2000]

I like this

You can have my dog

[gingergiblet]

I feel sorry for your dad.

[synchrogirl978]

Please let this be a movie!!!

[Darumacandy]

I memorized this whole skit

[mytoecold]

@Darumacandy film it :)

[MrQuackakeri]

@Darumacandy same ha i resort to it when I want to make myself laugh while simultaneously making other people uncomfortable.

[TaraIsLegitt]

So, when will this be on Broadway?

[wishwecouldkickit]

my entire garage sale...

[paramoreme1]

This is just fantastic.

[jokermy1]

..........HAHAHAHAHA I love you!

[yeurrd]

You are my herooo

:)

[liplock000]

"name four things i peed on"

ahahahahahaha

[cedricrlongreen]

you remind me of Franz Liszt

[krystalrae2006]

u r so damn sexy and ima LESBIAN mwahahaaaa!!...oh yea nice play

[tapplesauce]

This play needs a sequal.

[00PJaM00]

Lul wut?

[jamieexxon]

It's good to know that you can throw a penis away.

[HiyaImMaya]

you remind me of adventure time so much..

[mollyferser]

that. was. amazing.

my favorite was "Loo Loo, of course it can be done... I just need a snack." ....... "three musketeers?" hahaha :D

[lindalomaz]

this should be a move... Im not kidding.

[lolgirl321]

XD Hahaha! what just happened?!

[XboxLiveSpartan001]

YEAHHHHH

[planzer5]

I wish this was a musical. In class my friend and I sing the lines of cookie girl back and forth. I suppose we can yell the lines to this to each other in the hall.

[frogprincess5687]

wait like i'm legit serious that had the perfect touch of mystery, suspense, excitement, romance and comedy.

[jspinski92]

ahahahahahah what the fuck

[althentik]

why are they at the libery at 3 in the morning??

[Nataliestalker]

Wait..... WHY WAS THERE A DOG IN THE LIBRARY?

[kbiZZa07]

LMAO hahahahahaaa

[socrstr855]

Watch out Shakespeare!

[gibbsisawesome]

You being the owner of all the rights to this play, may I please have your permission to get my school's drama club to perform this masterpiece for our school play?

[akimaahi]

:)

[shurbitup]

i <3 this best play ever!

[HellooKittee]

I will pay you to come to my house and entertain me and my dogs all day.

[lalaloopsy1000]

LOLOL xD i loved this

[tommygirl455]

3:30 in the morning. Word up.



[snorgisborg2]

wow brilliant 

[alec4prez]

Seriously????

I loved it :D

[emilyeatstomatoes]

hahhahahahhahahha



[BearrBearr101]

I laughed. Hard. :D

[novanationk]

you gotta make more of these. they are so funny. i still will never forget the couples that met at walmart. classic

[hellobeachrawr]

I love lulu the librarian's first line.

[supergirl6958]

this brought a tear to my eye :')

[Abigurlrox]

The way you say Lulu is so wholesome.

[sydneywtflicious]

fucking yes.

[thinkthegirlsgonemad]

that's it. i'm moving to california. they clearly have better drugs there.

[Nanners412]

Rotfl!! You are freakin' ahh-mazing! I loved it!!

[MegadethandDio]

wow. that was awsome.

[xxmckenna]

omg lol

[Tantoise]

PICKLED FUDGE THIS IS AWESOME!

[aznjane]

what are your parents thoughts if they were to walk by your room and hear these types of things going on?

Just curious.

[iBarfRainbows]

@aznjane I'm sure nothing surprises them anymore. They're probably used to this by now

[Bobo4lyf]

This was emotional.

[liloca223]

your hair looks washed today. like legit pantene provene material..impressive.

[pollyallover]

By the way, I would SO pay to see this.

Js.

[pollyallover]

when you're sick you sound like michael cera!

[RefinerySun]

YEAH!

[betweenthedayband]

Beautiful! This will go broadway! Then of course someone will make it into a movie. I'm thinking Randy Newman will write the score.

[wouldyoulikeapickle]

art, theatrical, sexual art. :D loved it!

[halifaxmusicluvr]

were those Fritos I spy....?

[vivalaleslo]

can i buy the program for this play on the way out?

[itsahairflip3]

hahaha i loved this! your awesome.

[XxThatOneKidxX]

Funny guy, funny guy ^^

[gunmetalcrow]

You remind me all the time of the main singer from We Came as Romans.

[TehMeaningOfLife]

YOUR EYEBROWS ARE GROOMED?

[reings12]

i... am confused :D

[ohsweetmaria]

Lmfao this was brilliant XD

[davidthecook]

You made that up as you went! lol Very funny!

[janeisstarshine]

my friends and i want to do this for our school talent show

[cutielove13]

lololol this was the best

[Gimlinti]

Aw, I thought this was that play I sent you a few months ago, about the doctors appointment D:

[ladyluvztramp]

:)

[ImogensImagination18]

Crazy librarian :D love it

[sharkbandana]

Can I be the mushroom patty stunt double?

[chr1ssy66]

oh my gosh,i love you so much! :D

[pinds83]

"If you lay a finger on my dog I will throw your penis away." Wow. I haven't laughed that hard all week. Thank you, good sir.

[TheKarissaShow]

are you a cookie girl?

[rhiFTW]

Your videos always make me think.. :D

[averyelise]

This would make a great musical.

[WeabooWho]

looooove you, so much, omg

[amberkinz2]

this is hilarious :)

[naruXhina407]

i just want to put you in my pocket and keep you there forever :3c

[kaydee713]

it was nice the way the librarian had her arms up the whole time she talked.

[neonfiona]

Seeing this live would be like seeing Shakespeare in the Globe Theatre. But with more nipples. The way it should be.

[popiliciousfilms]

Well, this video basically made my life to be honest.

[xGALOREx]

I can't even.. I mean.. Woah.

[xharry4ginnyx]

WOW :D

[Takarafire]

Ive watched this way too many times...haha. Make more!

[Leviiify]

i'm like anti-marriage, but i'd pay to marry you!

wait, that'd be a form of human trafficing kinda...

[offwithurhead]

DO not WATCH THIS WHILE EATING YOUGHURT...

[thegangsta80]

Pure awesomeness dropped from god's tears in heaven. I teared up and cried like a baby for hours in the fetal position. Just, just... wait a sec i gotta go get some more pot man, I'm coming off my high.

[DigestedChild]

aaaaaaand thats how Back to the Future part 4 begins.

[iheartsnoodle2]

I wonder what your parents think is happening when u make these! Hahahahhahaha xD

[lildolly1987]

Dude you have way to much time on your hands.

[tommygirl455]

That was fantastic :)

[XdanceXcheerXloveX]

i dont even know. . . but i liked it? yeah...?

[monkola]

My applauses and accolades upon you sir for that fine performance. But why was I driven to think of Granny from squidbillies when I saw lulu?

[sunniva1996]

HAHA, You are so funny!

[TheIncredibleLaken]

BOYS! Gettin' mighty loud up in here!

[jennigerr]

i bet theres a deep meaningful message in here somewhere. i just haven't found it yet.

[linorf]

hahaha do lulu all the time

[imatreyu]

the masterful use of the rolling chair really helps distinguish between the different characters. Incredible

[theThunderwolves]

dear Lord you are the funniest man alive

[theThunderwolves]

dear ,ord you are the funniest man alive

[ponyningning]

what does this mean

[beneaththesky69]

straight to broadway

[Copper0Bre]

I can't imagine ever having like, a serious conversation with you. You're too funny.

I saw on one of your comment replies you said you might cut your hair soon- a trim or actual short hair??

[musicINspired707]

this is why i watch your videos. i dont even get this but i was laughing. lol. i like it.

[ExamineTheOrdinary]

Can I have your babiez plox?

[sasoriXxxXsmexy]

that was strangly entertaining (: lol

[LOLBrandi81]

MI GUSTA. lol.

Sooo.... we getting married or..?

[laurabet]

Oh Lulu, always up to those crazy tricks.

[KanameAlucard1VK1HS]

Ugh, just get in me already.

[ponyningning]

@KanameAlucard1VK1HS hahahahahha

[MsSalsa67]

Hahaha I liked it. MUY BUENO!! :D

[misstaramcmahon]

hahahah! I really loved this. xD

[emmawithlove]

Hahah I'm crying this is so good

[brianific]

Not ready to show your nipples to the internet I see

[thespasticpanda]

god dammit boy youre better than shakespeare!

[thunderflashradio]

I'd show my nipples so that my library card wouldn't be revoked.

[LVskater4life]

I seem to have lol'd myself

[uberdosh13]

if this play doesnt go to broadway i will cry.

[ErinCaliforniaa]

i'm sitting here. in my room. by myself. laughing my ass off. hahahaha youre great

[Katiecatkitty]

im laughing so hard im crying!!! hahaha

[ZombieAttack69]

that was heart warming such an interesting play i loved it!

[thegingerx]

hey... i know we just met, but i think it's time we take this relationship to the next level. i'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle. woah, that was forward.

love you.

[CoolJohnDog]

Ah, see it's a metaphor for socialism, capitalism, and the ironic similarities between the two. Risque, Mr. toecold, risque.

[AKsib2]

this should be a feature-length film.

[deidrefunk]

you are a gift. that is why i call you the present.

[bhomer62]

yea,, a little different but yea great vid,,  lulu what a librarian

[waitahawhat]

You are my soul mate....

[popiliciousfilms]

ahahahahahahaha

[yovelaviv]

ur an amazing theatrical actor. enough said. =)

[Antoniaespina11]

Hahahahahahahaha, youre fucking hilarious. thank you for being so wonderful. i wish i could make my videos as funny as yours

[ShannonBreatheFire]

this is amazing, you are amazing

[Crims0nBladez]

Jesus........who pees on library cards...

[XxMarleyxX08]

@Crims0nBladez people :) lol

[MrAgentFunk]

YES. I liked it. Is that what you want? Oh and how did you come up with your username?

[TheAbbaiare]

Haha, nipple mushrooms.

[kingryebread]

your play writing skills.... EPIC...

[ghostofjamie]

For some odd reason, Lulu reminds me of Rosie Odonnell

[IamSeamus1]

can i secure the rights to this as a feature length movie? Including but not limited to merchandising, soundtracks, distribution rights both on the internet and otherwise?

[derebin]

Is Lulu the same librarian (or inspired by) that wouldn't give you your schedule?

YEAH I'M REFERENCING YOUR LATEST TUMBLES BLOG

AND BY LATEST I MEAN EIGHTY YEARS AGO

UPDATE YOUR TUMBLES BITCH

I MEAN PLEASE.

BITCH

[MrCrameron]

OMG! i was mind fucked!

[funnyfred212]

background music to my science project ;)

[Dancer0714]

@mytoecold i dont see how thats a solution to my confusion

[kaitEBlyn]

hahahahahaha

[zanzanchck]

i love you

[scaremongeringg]

You need to have your own show asap.

[ScottyMellon]

so thats what the meaning of life is

[jicketyjenjen]

Your hair looks really good in this video. YOU look really good!

You're awesome and I love this.

[123xxMaDiSoNxx123]

omg ur hilarious! :D <3

[Dancer0714]

im so confused

[mytoecold]

@Dancer0714 you should check out pornography

[BenFranklinIsSexy]

I want to cut off my head and replace it with you.

[mytoecold]

@BenFranklinIsSexy my whole body on your head?

[AnnekeIsLife]

you're beautiful. hair's looking mighty fine. funny as fuck.

ps: can I play Lulu the librarian?

[mytoecold]

@AnnekeIsLife i think i might cut it soon. and yes.

[eizafan24]

@mytoecold omd! don't cut your hair babe! your so sexy with long hair<3333

[luvrgrl32]

@mytoecold NOOO! Dont cut your beautiful hair! That would make me sad. YOU CUT YOURS OFF I CUT MINE OFF! Its about the same length too...

[beyondcharmed]

@mytoecold ok well don't cut it too low please, so I can still pretend that your a girl while I'm fucking the shit out of you in my mind. :)