The Effin News - Debates and Bailouts

[azrael8585]

I have to admit it. My liberal friends were right. They told me if I voted for McCain, the nation's Hope would deteriorate, and sure enough there has been a 20 point drop in the Consumer Confidence Index since the election, reaching a lower point than any time during the Bush administration.

[azrael8585]

They told me if I voted for McCain, the US would become more deeply embroiled in the Middle East, and sure enough tens of thousands of additional troops are scheduled to be deployed into Afghanistan.

[azrael8585]

They told me if I voted for McCain, that the economy would get worse and sure enough unemployment is approaching 8.8% (and higher in some states) and the new stimulus packages implemented recently have sent the stock market lower than at any time since 9-11.

[azrael8585]

They told me if I voted for McCain, we would see more "crooks" in high ranking positions in Federal government and sure enough, several recent cabinet nominees and Senate appointments revealed resumes of bribery and tax fraud.

Well I ignored my Democrat friends in November and voted for McCain. And they were right...all of their predictions have come true!!!

[JAustinMunn]

Wow, that wasn't -completely- liberal. At all.

[FAYMprod]

does liberal mean informed?  i don't watch Fox news so i'm asking.

[JAustinMunn]

No. Liberal means completely biased.

[papavb]

and conservative means impartial?

[looney1997]

FUNNY AS HELL I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING!

[effinfunny]

thanks looney!

[skimmertakesall]

; )

[lightb8lb]

Why portray McCain as a black hater? Check out on YouTube--search: Reverend Wright. See what Barack and Michelle watch every Sunday. See what he says about whites...

[effinfunny]

hmmm... it's just a joke that his campaign is getting so desperate that they'll start appealing to racists. not that he actually hates black people.

[nrgins]

That was really, really funny!! :-) 5* Favorite.

[Rankor]

lol I'm glad I stuck around to the end, it wasn't funny until the part about Yes Dear.

[effinfunny]

i'm glad you stuck around too...

[krakkinem]

I am so hard for Laura and Fahim.

[effinfunny]

as am i, my friend, as am i... thanks for watching

[krakkinem]

No problem! I hope "The Effin News" becomes a regular thing, Sandeep. I thought it was really funny.

Or, effin funny, if you will.

[theluscioussound]

You know what, I've been watching you guys for around two years, and mostly good stuff. But way to cross the line from being just a funny channel to being a politicaly biased group. UNSUBSCRIBE, later.

[yingmcjensen]

the comedians r biased because well.....have u ever seen a funny conservative?i think not

[effinfunny]

sorry to see you go man... we tried making cracks about both sides, sorry you didn't see it that way

[taketheplunge1]

love it, especially what ceos with golden parachutes should get.

[FAYMprod]

effin' funny, bitches.

[titogato]

Funny stuff

[jasonpalth]

the standups are way better

[Murkerr]

first

[monkfishseye]

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