Best Of Cartman

[RockyBoss100]

Lol

[PixieChick911]

But moooooooooooooooooooom. I need to have a chinpokemon so I can be coooooooooooooooooooooooooool.

[bhav1110]

Whateva I do what I want quote will always be my favorite. I kinda wish it was on here, but the other clips were funny too.

[fifastreetwork21]

#1 is NO KITTY THIS IS MY PORK PIE MUM KITTY'S BEING A DILDO! >_<

[fifastreetwork21]

#2 is repect my authoritaaa

[raketskater]

wat abot beefcake??

[PandoraBerry797]

What about: "well I've got a better idea, why don't you go across to the store and buy some condoms, cause we should be at least safe if ur gonna fuck me mum!!! Ahahaha ep: the humancentipad

[XiahouPing]

What about RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH?

[1navyseal1962]

I find that diffrent age groups find diffrent parts of this show funny....so for example most ppl veiwing this vid wer 12 so they thought randy jumping on a car was the funniest part

[432motoandbass]

how would you like to suck my balls mr garrison

[MichaelJCaboose777]

5 4 and 3 weren't really funny but 1 and 2 were lolz

[ryanlaskovski]

not so funny

[Snowfeather1203]

that wasnt too bad but i think 4 shouldve been 1

[MgoNoob]

I almost took an arrow in the knee, but i was able to block it...

[dasudosomia]

it took me a minute to laugh at the last scene lmfaoooo lol

[bellestrange1951]

What the fuck was that. Randy was the funniest part.

[turdmcgurd]

great spelling of finally

[AlexRE619]

number 2 should have saved that for the justin bieber movie but obviously that episode was made long before that movie was made

[HunterJAwesome]

What was the last one, #1?

[jakebentley01]

mantalow can suck my balls

[lindagrilo10]

All those suck and # 1 should be how would u like to suck my balls

[acadiaxiv]

@lindagrilo10 What episode is number 3

[Tru3K0]

I think it's rely funny when he says but mooommmmm

[bozwell1232]

If you had the chance to stop hitler, would you do it, I personally wouldn't because I think hitler was awesome but would you do it?

[binkeymaster60]

Best quote, would you mind loaning me some of your lipstick mother? Because I want to at least look pretty the next time you decide to FUCK ME!

[deadlyfart147]

I'll make you eat your parents

[timothyleeh1]

5: cause your a Jew Kyle!

4: no kitty! That's my pot pie!

3: mooooooom! Give me a corn dog!

2: Mr. Garrison: Eric did you just say the F word? Cartman: What? Jew?

1: Screw you guy I'm goin home!

[cmsasuke17]

Screw you guys, I'm going home. It's overrated.

[supertrucker62896]

4. Get your bitch ass in the kitchen and get me some pie.

3. Me so horny. Sucky sucky $5.

2. Singing "in the ghetto ".

1. You ornt not done dat, he's just a boy. Poor lil feller.

[ultimatehalofreak]

I agree with the spaaz2

[dezi997]

What about " I'm not just sure....I'm HIV positive"

[TheSpaaz2]

Best five are

5) Screw u guys i'm goin home

4) No kitty! thats my pot pie!

3) Cartman: Because ur a fuckin jew Kyle!

Mr Garrison: Eric did you just say the f word!?

Cartman: what? jew?

2) moooooom! Kittys being a dildo.

1) Respect my Authroitah!

[Republicanforce5]

@huatestuff18 it is the episode "Super Fun Time" the teacher makes them hold hands the entire episode.

[boskoantonijevic]

what about, you making a fetal mistake,hehehe

[periotprincess2000]

bbboooooooooooooooooooo



[safesploit]

"Oh dear"

"Yes"

[hautestuff13]

What episode did butters nd cartman hold hands nd stuff???

[LetsGetWilly]

Anything Cartman says could be on the list.

[owenrocks55]

kyles moms a bitch best quote

[MrBorisbadenov22]

im gonna go home and kill my self

[serpentor52]

these are the worst five

[steveo5876]

Hey mantalow,

If those are your top 5 then you havent watched all the episodes

[TarquinS36]

lol yes number 2

[adzomZOR86]

They may be YOUR favourite 5.. but definitely not the best...

i would have to go through every episode to even produce any... but i know none of these would come in my top 5.

[LOLZproductions11]

What happened to screw u guys I'm going home?? And RESPECT MY ATHOURITAH!!!!! or No kitty My pot pie! ???

[howardleung]

isn't there 2 L's in Finally?

[difuego]

well apparently butters is gay mother

[jimcruijs]

gayfish



[MsPokeGurl]

Who cares if its not the best. I just like watching cartmen be an asshole.

[Babee367]

no no no best 5 are:

screw you guys im going home

how would you like to suck my bawls mr garrison?

muuuuum kittys being a dildo

your a chick dude

(blank) thats what i think :P

[rapismylife2k11]

@Babee367 No way, best one has to be. "bad three toed sloth" or else "no kitty, that's my pot pie"

[JuniorPerhaps]

@Babee367 Thats 4...

[21Morgasm]

@Babee367 just me but id replace

your a chick dude with

"DA FUCK?!?!"

[lilshizer56]

are you a jew?



[RichSummer107]

i would say only the top 2 were some of the best cartman quotes, there are way more deserving for 5, 4, and 3 though...

[kit1236]

wut ep is the last clip ?

[MrFingee]

But your a chick dude.

[Rufio0707]

fuking garbage

[kickingdirtywords]

They weren't the best quotes but at least you didn't do a gay ass slideshow.

[eatmysocks10]

your a chick dude

[RAFcooldude7]

Well mom it seems butters is gay and finds me very attractive,confused he puked all over my floor.

[TheBigjake628]

these arent even the best

[allicx96]

#1-LOL!!!!

[TheDimdum]

where is Cartman singing "Heat of the moment"??

[AmyRoseCute]

Cartman's new voice is so stupid; why did Trey have to switch to using a computer to make his voice sound higher? It's worse than that time I used a computer to make my guitar sound like a bass.

[xBigDaddy328x]

this v ideo was horrible..

[axelfullmoon9]

suckish

[PhantomPoohbear12]

which one was the obama episode?

[winterloggan]

Battle of the Like/Dislike bar yet again. ill vote dislike to even it out

[CillRevada]

best line: "If this is what's cool now...I no longer have any connection to this world" lol xD

[AeroX986]

i personally found this video entertaining great job fuck all the haters man

[laisacalcar]

Don´t waist your time in shit like this.....

[BobisTaliban]

Epic :D. 

[hamstergirl591]

...Maybe you should have named this "My 5 favorite Cartman moments," because I didn't see what was great about any of them...

[BMirza246]

stop hating mofos... -_- the dude tried his best so shut the fuck up

[yogurttoad]

You spelled "finally" wrong. Wow.

[Salasur]

well this was a waste of time.

[Bo0Mhe4d5hOT]

Dude this sucks you can find clips just as funny in about any other episode you need to get some funnier clips man

[countsmyth]

Ah comon, there is some real funny cartman episodes! None of them are these!

[radw313]

FAIL VIDEO. YOU SUCK AT THIS.

[allmydiscs]

Well, this is clearly not the best. Some of these aren't even supposed to be funny. Either 1) you haven't seen enough South Park to know Cartman well enough or 2) this is a joke.

[CraZgirla1]

76 likes and 76 dislikes

[puffball371]

AHH KEEP THE LIKES AND DISLIKES THE SAME!

[megamachine17]

I like your top 5 but Its wrong how people dislike vids based upon the uploaders own opinion.It's quite sad.RESPECT MA AUTHORITAH

[Denladouceur]

This was semi well made, except for the transitions (people know how to count btw). My main problem with this video is that those quotes are most certainly not the top 5.

PS: Windows movie maker is for fags

[bLauAuFmBaU]

u suck!!!

[bioghostkid]

respect my... authorotah? :(

[NerboMaster]

te-he-he there are 69 likes........

[MEG0308]

Aww I loved this ^^ These are great quotes! XD the last one might be my favorite one ever hahaha I hate when people seem to forget Cartman has TONS more lines then just those few everybody says oUo

[carterobsessed]

You forgot "Screw you guys, I'm going home!" BTW I call bull

[gTa4ever1369]

wtf

it seems u dont understand the southpark story :P

[highonmtndew247]

What episode and season was number 4 from

[davernrush]

lol nice video man

[PUGSdotpug12]

That's not his best quotes those are the worst the best is but mommmmmmm

[NDC49]

You're a chick!!! ........ Dude?!

[jibu8]

50th dislike! Hooray!

[gerardma19]

dude, lamee

[TheDailyCranks]

wtf where is that's a bad mr kitty, respect my authoritah, screw you guys im going home

[metallica25011]

WAS NUMBER 1 THE EPISODE WHERE BUTTERS IS A VAMPIRE?

[AppleInYourPiexDD]

@metallica25011 yes :)

[96jortega]

@metallica25011 "yes"

[Clubs212]

Dude, the best Cartman line was his number 2

[Highhor]

screw you guys im going home....

[MrMishmashes1]

lol, like/dislike bar exactly half and half :P epic

[TheFly212]

I think these are the funniest quotes from season 12

[kevinhardy]

LOL

[S1othSauce]

what the fuck is this?

[acfreak55]

2 is hilarious f u ppl who think it isnt XD

[TheMCLamb4ever]

@acfreak55 Shut the frack up you baffoon.

[Tbladez56]

How about every time he says "screw you guys, im going home."

[MNBY123]

what episode is the last one?

[soxeaglesyuoke]

1 for sure, 2 kind of, the rest no.

[MorpihaProductions]

It's funny as long as it involves cartman

[ringfinger9919]

In all honesty, (no harsh feelings) I think there are better Cartman moments.

[PhatnPhresh]

WHERE IS "RESPECT MY AUTHORITY"

[Hermitcrabbling]

definetly not the top 5

[babbsan123]

The best part of cartman is Screw you guys. Im going home!

[JAATProductions]

pretty good video but you forgot some classics you should make another one.

[robvannattan]

Not even close to being the top 5.

[metallica250000]

U suk at makin a cartman vid

Aq

[mantalow]

@metallica250000 Did you realy have to post that?, Did it make you feel good putting somones work down over the anonimity of the internet?, Do you feel like a bigger man now? You "suk"(learn how to spell). You are a pathetic waste of time troll! Have a nice day :D.

[BlackOppTamama]

@mantalow says the guy who spelled finally wrong

[u7alll]

@mantalow really? i didnt think this vid was to bad

[sleepovernightmare]

@mantalow do not feed trolls, do not respond to them, a reaction is the only motivation for them to post so if they don't get any reaction at all, no matter how dumb, insulting, racist, discriminating or violent a post is, they don't have a reason to post, which means we have a better chance to be spared.

[korvaE1456]

@mantalow "learn how to spell" in your video "and finaly" its finally.. fail english

[MegaVakama]

@mantalow Lolol, hypocrite.

[VAMPYV12]

@mantalow HAHAH YOU JUST TROLLED HIM!!!!!  ROFL :D

[TheGroovyBitches]

@mantalow Maybe if you weren't so fucking corny and got a sense of humor people wouldn't post that you faggot. Stop crying pussy.

[qp9lq9tecs]

@mantalow you're "work" ? hahah you edit some clips togeheter from sp and you call it you're work ?! it's not like you wrote and prodused it

[BobisTaliban]

@qp9lq9tecs You have to get the clips, which can take ages, and then edit them + audio boost them. P.S. if anybody should work, it's you. Fucking idiots these days, this is what you said. "You are "work"? hahaha you edit some clips togeheter..."

That's all I need to say, you're a retard.

[qp9lq9tecs]

@BobisTaliban u mad ? :)))))

[BobisTaliban]

@qp9lq9tecs No, you're just an idiot. Are you retarded? Highly likely, taking your comeback into account as well.

[BobisTaliban]

@qp9lq9tecs No, you're just an idiot. Are you retarded? Highly likely, taking your comeback into account as well.

[qp9lq9tecs]

@BobisTaliban shit dude calm down.

[BobisTaliban]

@qp9lq9tecs Lolol not so cocky nao brah are you :(

[lawllersk8tz]

@mantalow you took the time to comment back... successful troll

[Musicjunkie4848]

@mantalow I liked the vid,good job

[PerryThePlatypus3]

@mantalow Dude saying he doesn't know how to spell is stupid, you spelt "finally" wrong. Dumb Bitch.

[Letsnotzumba]

@mantalow i agree that guy is a dick but this video sucks

[RonnyWho]

@mantalow ....It's a little ironic that you say that when you reply to him and attack him yourself over the "anonimity" of the internet... By the way, it's "anonymity".

Also, if you don't like peoples opinions than:

(a. Disable comments

(b. Make comments Approval Only

(c. Harden the fuck up... Bitch.

[simonpvo2]

@metallica250000 I agree

[puccalovesjoeboe1]

@metallica250000 you didnt need to put that jerk

[MrDrewizbeast]

@metallica250000 dude stop hatin on people if thats wat u come to yotube for then stop just to make someone mad get a life and dont wathc the vid if it sucks or dont comment

[cl0ckw0rx]

2 is hilarious

[007super6]

dude, GUESS IF I LAUGHED, NO, I RETARDED LAUGH, like cartman ^^

[PkStrPk]

thumbs up if u noticed that this is all from season 12

[Spinwheeling]

you forgot: Respect my authoritah!

[JohIVplaysGH]

1 is actually funny. The rest, meh.

[saukraluver15]

gaaaayyyy

[Teo858]

stupid

[xPhablex]

these fuckin blow