Review: Kronic Pineapple Express (Legal Smoke blend)

[taniishajade]

i love kronic, expecially pineappe express! i tripped out so bad, but it was a good trip :) to bad its illegal now :( do you know how i can get some more?

[myblackabyss]

@taniishajade

Best bet is to try Kronics website and see if they have any blends that are still legal for sale in your state. (Kronic.co.nz)

[xxeu4riaxx]

sup buddy!! nice glass! how does the Pineapple express feel lol!!

u should dab some oil mate!!! :P

[laneconroy]

black lable is the best but pinaple is mean as well bro



[ubellubo]

@myblackass, I am sure you know. My comment was a just a general comment for anyone who might think of trying this.

[Freeballerz4Life]

This is sick, what's it like dude, I'm getting some this week I'll make response

[ubellubo]

... seriously. I found it to be quite scary. I thought I was going to die. Start with a tiny amount and give a chance to come on.

[ubellubo]

Be careful with this stuff. It is really really strong. Much stronger than regular smoke.

[myblackabyss]

@ubellubo

I know mate, check the date of the video. Besides, I know how synthetic cannabinoids affect the body differently as opposed to something like THC.

[xtremefush]

haha the ending says it all

[GrizzlyOzz]

Unfortunatley this is illegal here in WA but I have just found out "Northern Lights" has brought out a strain that is legal here, if you ever get your hands on some I would love to see a review, I have just ordered some so when I get it I will let you know about it.

[myblackabyss]

@GrizzlyOzz

Depending on how dry the market stays I may soon, but it's fairly expensive.

[GrizzlyOzz]

@myblackabyss Yeah, I figured I will get just to try, see what it is like, I have never had legal herbs before and trouble finding some actual bud.

[chronicnitrous]

i smoke weed everyday i got some of this 2 try im just woundring if u smoke it with tabaco in it like u do weed

[myblackabyss]

@chronicnitrous

Personally, I hate to smoke weed with tobacco aka "spin". I think it ruins the taste and I've never had burn issues by not using tobacco.

Smoke it with and without and see which you prefer.

[splice8888]

@chronicnitrous you don't spin your weed bro. it ruins it. and fuck's your lungs.

herb without spin tastes like marshmellows bro. -_-

[7SethMurrant7]

I bought this recently and I freaked out, haha. I didn't enjoy this high at all, it was complete panic.

[myblackabyss]

@7SethMurrant7

If you have too much it can turn bad, start slower and with smaller amounts and you can get a really good high out of it.

[nuttsnstuff]

Is this illegal in QLD?

[myblackabyss]

@nuttsnstuff

From Kronics website regarding the new Pineapple Express blend:

"Australian Customers Please Note: Pineapple Express is only available in Queensland, New South Wales and Victoria."

[OMFGalienOMFG]

In aus where would you happen to find this? in smoke shops?

[myblackabyss]

@OMFGalienOMFG

Usually in Head Shops but I've heard it being sold in Adult stores sometimes.

By far the best place to buy it is direct from Kronic though, best prices. (Check your state for legality though)

>> kronic.co.nz <<

[Raww213]

nz its banned but aus im not to sure i still buy it so im guessing its not so yeah.

[myblackabyss]

@Raww213

It has been banned for months now.

A few shops still sell it though despite the chance of massive fines.

[leightonhs]

I totally understand what you're saying buddy. I, myself have had a bad time when over dosing on this substance...travelled the depth of the universe on it, it was just how you described yours. Avoided vomiting somehow, but felt extremely nauseous..'All of existance compressed into one molecule' - Couldn't have said it better myself. I had complete ego loss, it felt like a demented re-birth. JWH is a dark, dark drug.

[Lolp821]

@leightonhs

It totally depends on where you get the blend from. If it seems like a dirty high that you just can't put your finger on what is wrong with it, then avoid it. I stick with the ones that feel clean and don't make me feel funky. JWH is good if you know your limit, i.e. not taking 3 full bong hits from an extremely strong blend, but you know when you've taken too much. For anyone reading this, smoking the pure white JWH powder should be avoided by everyone, strength cannot be measured.

[striklylow]

Fuk i was pissed off when it got banned

[chronicnitrous]

@striklylow not banned anymore its back out

[NorthernLitesx]

@hungry4stink yeah bro it was apparently made illegal cos the government are cocksuckers. I think the law was passed in june they gave every1 4 days to dispose of the drug. Apparently nsw is treating it like heroin or sumthin. Fuck oath

[draco2420]

oh and that bong is insane!

[draco2420]

i have that shirt :) thats mad :)

[hungry4stink]

People are saying this stuff is illegal but i know for a fact you can stil get it at most tobaconnists in qld

[jablowme000]

Hey is it stronger than Black Label??

[myblackabyss]

@jablowme000

No idea mate.

Black label was only legal for a VERY short time, and it was expensive so I never had the chance to sample.

I'm back on the herb now anyway, with Kronic being banned there's no real incentive for alternatives.

[harobmx123]

@jablowme000 na black label is the strongest apparently, but get some real weed and that will be even better

[harropizza]

i wouldnt smoke kronic fuck knows whats in it

[myblackabyss]

@harropizza

I'm gonna go with plant matter and JWH-018.

It's just a synthetic cannabinoid that's a stronger agonist against CB1 and CB2 than THC.

[MeatHookSodomist]

Since when can you light a bowl with a zippo? Kinda want to learn how to do that

[myblackabyss]

@MeatHookSodomist

It's easy, Just close your eyes and suck like it's your next paycheck!

(Get the flame over the bowl and the drag will pull it right in and ignite the herb)

[carlusdarienus]

I still have 1 last kronic 20's

[123qwertee]

kronic aside, that's a nice PC you have there. Do you know the specs??? :-)

[myblackabyss]

@123qwertee Built this a few months ago. Intel 2500K @ 4.8GHz XSPC Rasa + RX240 + 750 Pump/Res Gibabyte GA-P67A-UD7-B3 2x XFX HD 6950 Corsair HX-850 OCZ Vertex 2 80GB (App/OS) 2x WD Black 500GB RAID0 (Games etc) WD Green 2TB (Storage) My server PC has a 3TB RAID5 (4x 1TB Samsung F3) which Is connected over Gigabit LAN. (I VNC to it)

[Dayo988]

It's dumb now coz pineapple express has being recalled so now it's ban

[myblackabyss]

@Dayo988

Yeah that blows, but it was fun while it lasted.

Besides, now that Kronic is MORE ILLEGAL than Weed, I have no issue switching back to the good stuff.

[SoWastedMusic]

@myblackabyss not illegal in new zealand where it's created just brought a 3gram bag for $20 guna blaze up right now, might make3 a video

[KvSwooo]

@Dayo988 there all banned, pineapple express was recalled cause of 'The Ministry of Health has tested samples of this product and found it to be contaminated with a small amount (about 300 parts per million) of the prescription medicine Phenazepam. Kronic Pineapple Express is not intended to contain phenazepam and Lightyears Ahead was not aware of the contamination until advised by the Ministry of Health.'

[hughmcrae]

@KvSwooo (about 300 parts per million) of a tranquilzer! How the hell is that level going to have any effect on anyone. How about NONE!

[ByeByeBelly]

if you smoke any kronic from a pipe it burns and tastes nasty. It takes 10-15 minutes to feel the effects of any kronic, its definitely not instant. Also dont put it in cookies and eat it, me and my husband did that and it fucked us up bad. even next morning we were still dizzy and dozy

[ByeByeBelly]

wow i sound like a bogan typing about this lol

[myblackabyss]

@ByeByeBelly

Depends how hot you let the pipe get, I have enjoyed Kronic via pipe many a time.

Kronic hits me in about 5 minutes, 1hr for cookies which are fine, I've made them over 3 times, me and my friends love them. How many did you guys eat??? 1-2 is usually ample.

[ByeByeBelly]

@myblackabyss Im not sure how long the cookies took to work but I think he put too much in the cookies and I had like 3 and he had 6!!!

[myblackabyss]

@ByeByeBelly

No wonder, if you followed my recipe and only had 1-2 you guys would have been fine.

Unlike THC, JWH-018 is a FULL agonist against CB1 and CB2 receptors so it hits you harder and the effects can be quite dramatic if you have too much. All things in moderation.

[brisbanette]

Join my page: Keep Kronic Legal In Australia on Facebook. All synthetic cannabis will be illegal in this country from MIDNIGHT :-( Come support us in fighting this ban.

[UBERKron]

hello, i used to be a fan of pineapple express, but its laced with diazepam. i think its why it works so well.

[myblackabyss]

@UBERKron

At only 300ppm it's almost negligible the amount you would receive from smoking.

Also, it's only a sleeping agent so the most it would do is make you a little sleepier than normal, no big deal.

[UBERKron]

@myblackabyss i know, i just think prescription meds dont react well with some folks, that being said i smoked some i had last night.

[halflife14ever]

still legal in Queensland, but im told it could be illegal any day. pinapple express is the best, skunk is good too

[blackhawk3231]

Been smoking weed for 30 years, this stuff ( kronic ) I bought from the supplier is too sweet and doesn't last long enough. Helping me get off the real stuff though so each to their own. I rate it 4 out of ten for the pineapple version

[lowkidproductions]

Sorry guys its been pulled from the shelf everywhere due to containing phenazepam

[koryan]

Man, I am pissed. It has been banned in WA and now NSW as well from July 1. I still have not tried it, so am thinking of ordering big before that date. I stopped using marijuana since they started doing drug testing on drivers, because they don't even check for impairment, they just check if you have THC in you and if you do, 3 months off the road! its fucked!

[myblackabyss]

@koryan

The roadside THC test to the best of my knowledge only detects THC if you smoked less than 4 hours prior to testing, it's only a mouth swab, not blood or urinalysis.

Try it before you order big, you may not like it.

Just head to Kronics website if you want to order bulk though.

[sae05z]

hey is Kronic will be banned world wide? or is it just in perth?

[funtimeswithflames]

dude do not smoke legal buds. they will kill you go out nd smoke real weed

[myblackabyss]

@funtimeswithflames

So far the synthetic cannabinoid JWH-018 has not been linked with any major health problems, nor have I experienced any.

I am simply using Kronic as weed is scarce at the moment (A guys crop died) and the temporary legality of it was very appealing, especially when taking it to music festivals.

I do prefer good Bud to Kronic though, hands down.

Kronic is just handy when you're in a pinch as the quality is dependable.

[jazza699]

why will it kill u? is kronic pineapple express any good?

[animefan388]

dude you got one fucking hectic looking bong. im going to get one too

[myblackabyss]

@animefan388

For the price it's a very nice piece, much better than my old Agung.

Rips easily and filters well, I love it.

[94981745]

I bought some of this stuff yesterday cos its being made illegal in a few days and I just wanted to try it.... I can say

DONT SMOKE TOO MUCH OF THIS STUFF TOO QUICKLY PEOPLE ITS PRETTY HEAVY

I can see why its being banned!!! man i got so fuckin wasted off of 1 big cone. I had REALLY bad anxiety though.... probably because I had an university exam the next day lol

I didn't wanna get so high but I didn't realize how strong this stuff is.....

[friedricey]

@94981745 LOL, you sound high man.

[DragonTrixter]

@94981745 oi how much joints can you roll up with 1 gram of Kronic ?? 40 dollars is kinda a rip but it's gonna be banned or something soon so it's worth getting the last of the legal stash lol

[myblackabyss]

@DragonTrixter

1-2 joints depending how tight you roll.

I can pack about 1.5g in a tight stuffed joint.

[94981745]

nice bong bro

[jglenellen]

Havent tried this blend yet,but I saw a review on a blend called "Texas Stampede" by Dascents and ordered it.while i was waiting on it to be delivered i figured i would try a blend at my local shop called Blindman.I was surprised it actually gave me a decent high for about 2 hours.The Stampede,however,was unbelieveable,i was literally high as hell exhalung the FIRST hit.I HIGHLY recommend giving it a try

[jglenellen]

Wow,where did you get that bong,I NEED to get one!!!!!!

[deanthekingcross]

hey yeah tried it today and got a real good high off it

[Tapecutter59]

I've smoked the real stuff for 35yrs, IMHO Kronic is just as good. Government's of all stripes pander to big business, so try it because even if you don't like it, your coin will help increase the political clout of all bongheads (hopefully to similar levels of political influence and support the wine industry enjoys).

[drunkenjudgement]

can you do a review of your bong please :D

[myblackabyss]

@drunkenjudgement

Check my other videos, I have a review of my bong.

[myblackabyss]

@pkuback2lumby

Sweet, I look forward to it.

I made cookies today from Pineapple Express so I'll see how they go.

[shallwearmidnight]

@majfunkmeister

Go to clubX it's 14 dollars cheaper than off ya tree (don't know if there is club X in brisbane, but yeah any dingy adult stores like that probably sell it.)

[brisbanette]

Hi :) First of all, can I just say that is the COOLEST bong I've ever seen!! I stopped smoking Cannabis a long time ago (only reason being it's illegal) and have tragically only just found out about this very legal herb recently. I see you tried the Pineapple Express Kronic but wondering if you've tried the other kinds? I'm in QLD and looking for a stockist, if I can't find one can you recommend a good online stockist? Cheers.

[myblackabyss]

@brisbanette

Thanks, not only does it look aesthetically amazing the performance and function is great too. (Cools and filters like a champ).

If you look at my vids I've also tried Purple Haze and will probably do Tropical Explosion tonight. (While already high to show its effects to people)

Google Kronic to find their website, you can order straight from them it just takes a few days to arrive is all.

[majfunkmeister]

WHAT DOES IT FEEL LIKE MAN? DO U RECOMMEND IT?

[myblackabyss]

@majfunkmeister

It's very similar to Weed, a nice happy feeling and relaxing at the same time.

In small amounts it's good for a party or a larger amount when you want to veg then go to sleep.

Don't have too much though, when I've had too much it can feel like gravity is pulling you down and you feel a little numb which is weird, but some juice and fresh air will help you get out of that.

I'll post a vid soon of me under the influence so you can see what it's like.

[majfunkmeister]

@myblackabyss thanks heaps bro. im gonna get some soonish. look like ill have to get some from off ya tree.. where abouts did u buy urs from?

[brisbanette]

@majfunkmeister I wanted to go to Off Ya Tree as well but they're out of stock both online and in store (in Brisbane).

[majfunkmeister]

@brisbanette yehh i called them up today and they said that but they said they got some other brand too... im gonna call up on friday to check if they restocked... im from brisbane aswell btw

[brisbanette]

@majfunkmeister Where in Bris are you mate? There is home delivery in most suburbs between the gold coast and Brisbane :) I got some Skunk blend Kronic on Friday and it's AMAZING!

[majfunkmeister]

@brisbanette south brisbane, close to garden city, yeh i got some on friday aswell haha, i went to off ya tree though, paid a fuck load but still worth it, i might consider ordering from their site and getting delivered to my house, i called one of the sellers in my area but i didnt realy wanna meet up with them if u know wat i mean...

[shallwearmidnight]

Yeah it was on 7news I'm pretty sure it was your vid. If they controlled it and put +18 they could make big bucks on it. I'd be a happy gal if they didn't make it illegal. Went laser tagging after the skunk tonight, was definitely an awesome high that lasted about 2 hours. I'm pretty impressed by it and definitely agree it's better than some of the weed floating around Perth at the moment.

[shallwearmidnight]

Wicked vid man, some "adult" stores in Perth are selling it for $25. Was this the vid on 7 news the other night?

[myblackabyss]

@shallwearmidnight

Not sure but I Saw Kronic mentioned in an article in last weeks West Australian, they want it banned but hopefully that won't be for a while.

[resinated420]

a friend of mind gave me some PE, that shit knocked me the fug out! i swear, like 1hr after smoking it i passed out! good shit, for a night cap. or so he said it was pineapple express

[myblackabyss]

@resinated420

Yeah it can do that, the trick is to balance it and not overload as it's a lot more powerful than weed in my opinion.

[NightClubc]

nice review ..laugszz

[minjincorp]

this is my fave legal bud its fucking great honestly better than half the bud thats on the street

[myblackabyss]

@minjincorp

Yeah I agree, when only crap weed is available this make a great backup.

[MegaCwat]

do you have to smoke it?

[myblackabyss]

@MegaCwat

Well I've tried staring at it but it didn't do much for me.

Alternatively you can make "cannabutter" out of it and use it in cookies and cakes.

[MegaCwat]

@myblackabyss "coughs" WOW um unlike you know regular herb or marijuana there was absolutley no choke on this what so ever.

[myblackabyss]

@MegaCwat

That's just a phlegm cough I had at the time.

Choke is when you have a big toke and start coughing your lungs up in my opinion.

[Throwie]

ordered some of this Monday arvo, how long does it normally take to be delivered to Perth?

[myblackabyss]

@Throwie

Their site is pretty accurate, Express is 3-5 days and I got mine in 4.

Standard is 7-10 days but expect up to 2 weeks.

[Yamaftw420]

Wow, so I just did a currency conversion from NZD -> AUD expecting price to go up on the Q....$80 AUD and the store here at Cronulla is selling ti for $140. Gets me furious.

[myblackabyss]

@Yamaftw420

Just buy direct like me.

Sure you have to wait a bit for postage but once you have it your made in the shade.

And as you get low (Say 1 week supply left) you just order some more and so on.

Best of luck mate! (Also, if you order ounces you can sell to mates for $25/g so they don't get ripped off)

[Yamaftw420]

@myblackabyss Yeah, definitely dude. I'm glad I found your video wasn't happy hearing about $40 a gram and my friend actually pays it =\. Thanks again dude.

[Yamaftw420]

Hey dude, one of my friends told me about this. Down here at Cronulla in sydney some dickhead is apparently charging $40 a gram for Pineapple Express Kronic. I refuse to pay this much, checked the website out it's $24 a gram NZ. Nice to know that people are scamming those looking for a legal alternative for whatever reason. Thanks for the video.

[jsr9422]

Hey man- Im from Perth also, Im interested in trying this legal herb...like you theres no way Id pay $35/g so would buy off the website...my only question is.....will it get seized? I know its legal but you know how customs can be...have you ever had problems from NZ to Perth with this product?

[myblackabyss]

@jsr9422

No problems any time I've ordered this in, arrives via registered post un-tampered.

Even if customs checks it all that would create is a delay, as once it checks out clean they have to continue to send it on its merry way. Happy Blazing mate!

[jsr9422]

@myblackabyss alright one more question.. does this kronic make you sleepy... i.e. could I use it to help me sleep at night?

[myblackabyss]

@jsr9422

Oh hells yeah mate.

If you don't fight it to have a good time, you can just chill for a bit watching TV then just drift off peacefully.

I do that sometimes intentionally, works every time.

I also just dropped for an Ounce of Pineapple Express, that's how much I liked it.

[jsr9422]

@myblackabyss sweet man- cheers for the info!

[j1ck93]

Do want.

[CyberDruidtheModGod]

Any idea what Research Chemical they spray on that?

[myblackabyss]

@CyberDruidtheModGod

JWH-018

Affects the receptors in the brain the same as THC, but it's legal.

[Honda2113]

have you tried there original blend (its called wicked smoke) if so whats that like?

[myblackabyss]

@Honda2113

The only other Kronic Blend I have Tried was Skunk, it has very similar characteristics to this.

Pineapple express does seem a little stronger though, the taste I also found was much better.

I'm having mates over tonight, might record them so they can lay down their thoughts on this product.

[CyberDruidtheModGod]

@myblackabyss So what's the verdict? At $35 a g it best be about twice as good as the best pot in the world M8.

That is a ridiculously clean bong. New? Or do you actually keep it that pristine? How many chambers is that? I saw what looks like a side car bubbler and three in the stack.

[myblackabyss]

@CyberDruidtheModGod

As I said under the video, I only pay $15/g. I would never pay $35.

But, I would have to say it's the best high I've ever had, you can dream while being clear when necessary.

When you come out there's no grogginess, just returns to normal.

I have used this bong quite a bit now so it isn't new. I clean my bong after each usage, I rinse with warm/hot water then clean with alcohol and salt.

See my prior video for a run down on the nature of the bong and it's makeup.

[CyberDruidtheModGod]

@myblackabyss I'll check it out. Some of the RCs they are using here in the States are foul. Taste like ass, have some wicked paranoia involved if you do too much. But the good ones are better than pot, until you get a tolerance to them, then they have less effect. There's some interesting biochemistry to these analogs. They are generally CB1 and CB2 agonists. After a while the receptors load up and the effect changes. It might take a few days for the receptors to re-sensitize. Have fun.