Divas and Giant Tomatoes

[KorkieKitty]

I.need.your.accent.

[iluvtodance5]

those poor sheepies feet

[SarahTV12]

THIS WAS MADE ON MY BIRTHDAY :D

[Abbygator123]

omg!! abbys bra is showing!! and myy name is abby!

[checkmatez90]

@MeetZoe plus i have a question for one of ur vids, eh he hem!!! If u were a pokemon what would ur name be??? and whats the most awkward thing uve done with ur friend!!!

[checkmatez90]

@meetZoe OOOMMMGGGGG!!!!!!! i cant believe u actually replied to my comment!!!!!!!!!! i love u!!!!!!!!!! i just watched ur "out and about in LA" hahahahahaha my favorite word is plethora!!!!!!! and by the way my life would be complete if u just metioned my utube name in ome of ur videos!!!!! :,) love you!!!!!!! byyyyeee!!!!!!! Eat ur vegetables!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[QUEENIEK20]

MY EX-FRIEND ALWAYS GOT MAD AT ME ON WHAT I DID AND THERE WAS ALWAYS SOMETHING WRONG I DID SO I DIDN'T LIKE HER ANYMORE ;)

[QUEENIEK20]

ISN'T ABBY OFFENDED OF U? ;)

[RiseAgainstGirl1999]

Barbra Starzen ?

[komquatgirl]

My ex boyfriend almost broke up with me because he got jealous when I told him I loved Jesus more than him.

[jackaderp]

lol a pentagram on the floor

[mizgriffin]

wel idk who abby is but what if we dont want to eat ALL our vegatables i mean there is only one veggie that i dont like but that is brussel sprouts and theyr disgusting anyway i mean who would want to eat that crap???

[TheGraciesophia]

I LOVE ABBEY!! MORE AND MOREEE ABBEYYY lol sorryyy

[cutiepie0814xoxo]

Biggest diva hmm..... GOt it!! You because your like eat this eat that but do you eat your veggies your next video I want you to pretend to be a bunny pick up a carrot and chew with your mouth open while talking the whole video... That would be funny

THUMBS THIS UP!!!

[doublefudgeplus]

I gotta say I've never had someone go all diva on me. Most guys maybe. :/

[EmilieWings]

I must admit, the car thing is me... lol, but I do actually get car sick if I'm in the back seat... so... lol.

[MrGaryBernius]

This is about the third time I've watched this. Maybe I should say something here. You did it very well. The stink with Abby, You played both parts, you did. And I bought into both of them. And then wa-la, you're Zoe. Keep working at it. I enjoy you. And I smart off, cause you inspire me to smart off. But I should not forget your goal, and take a moment and say, You do alright. You're growing. Keep it up.

Groundhogs don't predict husbands.... :)

[ADHcanQscope]

My mom is the BIGGEST diva! She thinks she can tell me what to do and that I'll do it.

[nataliaLOVEXD]

wish i could vlog like that!!! I would never be able to vlog though!!!

Zoe, why did you start vlogging????

[siddyrock]

That’s it, I’ll admit it – I’ve been cheating on your vegetables with my fruit. Mmmm… lemons *drools*

Ps. Getting fancy with the compositing! Nice blown-up tomato

[singinstar717]

anything to do with kim kardashian and her divorce....oh kim

[MiloMirandaMango]

Once I was camping with a group of firends and some one spoted a mozzie and everyone was squilling. So I climbed over the sleeping bags and squished it.

[TasteRAINBOWsasuke]

imma staying home too :P its boring though... -.-'

[PrPL3Gaming]

people ignore me anyways....forever alone ;(

[bellaluv326]

im sick too!! I'm staying home from school right now!!!!!

[killika66]

My friend doesn't like to ride a bus from school so he likes to call me on my day off after purposely missing the bus to see if I can pick him up. He use to try calling at 7 a.m. to see if I would pick him up and take hime to school. I make him walk now :p haha

[CheesecakeRandJ]

My little sister throws things at me when she wants me to shut up. Does that count?

[becerigan]

my roommate and I went to Wendys with a bunch of our friends. My friend Greg is really tight with my roommate's fiance, so he sat across from him. My roommate made Greg get up and move to another seat because she 'absolutely needed to sit across from Fred.' All they did was sit there and eat without saying a word...

p.s: pigtails look very cute on you I must say!! :D

[Alex99Rider]

my sister , when she gets mad she starts snapping her fingers, it is sooo funny i start luaghing! and shes such a diva! she always has to get what she wants!

[TheBaseballcap]

My aunt pulled a "diva" always! She once took two limousines to the airport, one for herself, and one for her luggage!

[nikolmircheva]

ME:zoe zoe zoe zoe zoe zoe, zoey zoey zoey zoey zoey zoey, friend friend friend friend friend friend friend..........YOU: WHAT!!!!!!! ME: Ei Mate  (if you didnt notice i just pulled a diva on you...........mmmmmmhhhm i role like that bitch)

[MsHellurKitty]

Whenever you meet a diva, Just give them a snickers bar.

[jzana123]

fell better

[pandagirllola]

A couple years ago, I knew this girl that was such a diva that she had a sparkle-off......... WITH A SECOND GRADER!!!!!!

[missotisregretslunch]

Diva? Oh...ya that's me ;)

[JessxCanxFly]

Once we were talking about creepy stalker people and this girl I knew said "Oh my gawd, I know! It's sooooo scary being this beautiful. Trust me, you don't want to know what it's like."

[rpw22499]

U got big boobs

[MagGrl]

Once my friend Rachel checked her reflection in my glasses. Awkward

[Stanzafly]

I know this girl who is the prime example of diva if you make diva a bad thing... For example: today in theatre we had to discuss making costumes and she said she didnt know how to sew. And then she was all "ill just watch like someone else like do it for me! [insert annoying giggle here]." and she always talks about prostituting herself because its fun and shes pretty enough to do it. She only hangs out with ugly girls to make her seem pretty. Irk.

[KylaIsAwesome78]

i use Toms toothpaste! :D

[wafflezrtasty]

This really popular girl got mad at me and made me change clothes ar school...because we were wearing the same socks!!! -_-

[wingedhate]

@wafflezrtasty You gave into that? Don't ever give into that shit, I mean you should knock her fake nose in before letting them have their way...

[guitarcrazyally]

my friend gets mad if you do anything that she does… like, she's gotten mad at me for liking Harry Potter because "its her thing because it helped her get through her aunt's death", she's gotten mad at me for trying photography when she was into it too, and she got mad at my friend for being better than her at lacrosse… it's pretty annoying...

[happyjimbob23]

i meen the muppets ha ha

[happyjimbob23]

your frend abby is like mrs pig she is so much of a brat grrrrrrr

i love the rest of them

[Thedollnursery]

on my 13 birthday a previous friend of mine got asked out by the guy i liked and then complained about it (to me) cuz she didn't really like him, but she still said yes!!! and said she "just didn't want to be single on her birthday!"

[eatbananasandapples]

My old friends used to freak out if I playfully called them stupid, then they would turn around and call me stupid every day

[Coolyaya12]

Zoe, your my favorite<3

[GMMentertainment]

A girl got offended when I told her that she's not all my life, and that I'm not spending my days next to my cellphone waiting for her to text me... WTF

[shegsfinest]

i wanna do somethong with your bang, either side bangs or straight bangs, not straight bangs split in the centre

[SCDaynight]

haha have my babies!!!

[FunnyCryBaby]

If tomato is a fruit, does that make ketchup a smoothie? Zoe, can you please do a vlog on this??

i love you by the way.

[MsPanda159]

lol the tomato part was oh so cute :3 i was feeling down but you CHEERED me up :] thank you and keep making videos

[ella1bella1coolio]

No, Top Comment HERE's mah Chance...my name Steeeveee!...

[Peachezz131]

That tomato was not red.

[holyswordsmanoffaith]

@Peachezz131 no no no....the red was not tomato.....that. O.o?

[MrGaryBernius]

You just pulled it. Biggest Diva stunt ever... You wore that beautiful dress, and didn't let me see the whole thing. Rats..... But you did look very nice in what I saw. Hope ya get to feeling better. Hope I didn't catch your cold... Thank you

[HorseFever0492]

show bloopers!

[justinef10]

do dumb divas count? LOL

[St4ssWtF]

Damn show that cleavage?

[jasonfocus07]

my friend justin is a diva : he said he does not pay when we go out, so we took his keys and wallet and said meet you at home :)

[applefreak66]

Love the UGGS :D

[MoonMaskthewolf]

And, when my mom comes in the room to see if we are doing the job, H makes it seem like she did all the work. She lies about EVERYTHING! Wow, now i seem like the Diva instead of H. I complain to much lol

[MoonMaskthewolf]

So, as i was saying...H, she is a lot stronger than me so when she hurts me-on purpose and on accident- we both just laugh it off. And when i hurt her...I've never hurt her on purpose1 she always complains and cries and always has a really good story as to why it would hurt her even if something like that wouldnt normally hurt her. She always leaves my room really messy and when my mom tells us to clean up, she sits on the computer while I clean up. I have to finish in another comment AGAIN

[MoonMaskthewolf]

The biggest diva I know? My "best friend" I'll just call her "H" btw, she doesn't even have an H in her name. So, H gets mad at me for everything adn always make smart remarks that make me feel like the stupidest person ever! H does have a quicker wit but, I get better grades than her. The other day, she told everyone her stepdad died. She was very clever about not telling me though, because I know she doesnt even have a Stepdad!!! I'll continue this with another comment

[MrMoronicMind]

Thumbs up if you think Zoe has great boobs and should show hem off more often.

[shoonger001]

Thanks for finally reminding me that your not "American" :D

[JazzyFruitloops]

My friend ran away cause her mom wouldn't let her date a boy and she acts like everything in her would is the worst thing imaginable! Ironically her name is devah

[DarkGargalou]

nice pajamas

[CommeUnFrancais]

Advertisement <3 Oh god your accent! 

[Jakeup4444]

cleavage:)

[OaksGirlyGirl]

I know a girl who has a friend who is obsessed about whitened teeth. Oh Wait!!! Its your friend

[Maxid1]

What a stupid question!

[bacon2c]

I knew a diva, who would always say things to try to make me look like an ass. This one time we saw a guy walking around with a really flowery, girly bag. At first we thought it was just his wife/girlfriends, until we saw that she was already carrying a bag. We started giggling and then this diva was like, "You're gonna feel really bad if he's like severly diabetic and that's like his insulin or something." I looked her straight in the face and said, "No, no I would not."

[zerran93]

My mother does the exact same thing about being "car sick." She has to be in the front or laying down in the back seat.

Really catchy intro and outro jingles btw! =D

[laurensleos]

when my friend kicked me out of her talent show dance because she said her skill level was way above mine and i'd bring them down. ( kinda true though) but still it hurt.

[randy25rhoads]

Well, the biggest diva I know has this great youtube channel with a really catchy opening song, which makes me turn up the volume, but then the rest of the video is way louder than the intro, which causes blood to burst forth from my ears.

Switching volumes is pretty divaish.

But then I turn the volume down and it's cool again.

[ArtKitty24]

I love how all of her diva requests have to do with food. its okay.  mine would be too. only instead of a giant tomato i would have a giant...........CHOCOLATE CAKE!!!!!!!!!!

[Julieram7]

There once was a diva I knew who tried to have a diva off...with her self (in a mirror)

[xjustbeingmex333]

this chick rachel.......hate her guttzz-_-

[KyraIsFunny14]

"f*ck this s*hiting f*cker of a f*cking a*shole day you try and tell me that you can't get my phone to work telus lady? well F*CK YOU F*CK YOUR JOB AND F*CK MY S*hit A*S LIFE! THIS IS MY WORK PHONE BITCH I NEED IT TODAY!" -the first thing i heard when i walked in to buy my cellphone :/

[Stinnettbeat]

Dear Zoe, I recently saw the Q&A for 8 Dates. I know you filmed that a long time ago, but I have a question. Is your name Zoe or Mem Kennedy? I'm sorry but I'm really confused about this. Wow this is really off topic. Sorry. P.S. I love your videos and think you're hilarious.

[ironmaiden530]

@Stinnettbeat Her real names Mem Kennedy lol Zoe is a character she created

[ReillyAJ]

haha

[PumperKnickle1]

You're absolutely gorgeous, Just thought you should know :$

[crazymelody18]

I was once a diva.... but then I took a arrow to the knee.

I cant believe I just posted that ;P

[crazyhugzlol]

i hav a "best" frend who thnks shez betr than everyone! wen nobodys talking i say somthng and she turns and says "Nobdy cares" and starts talkng about watevr she has to say. she thnks i'm stupid but were both in friggin GT! wen i sho her something she thnks itz stupid. wen shez w/ me or txting me shez so nice and fun but itz like shez embarased 2 b around me! the most annoying thing about her is tht she always obsesses ovr ppl in our scool then wen she stops itz like they dont exist. srry, had 2

[randomchickpower]

IM SIIICK TOOOO!!!!!!!!!

[xTurnipTimex]

PS I am a partner to! Come check out my videos some time?

[xTurnipTimex]

You are amazing.

[effinshizzyo]

You're so adorable<3 ;D

[IncendioFlames]

this woman whos like 40 said that i was having a food fight with salad and that there was salad all over the floor and i needed to clean it up. theres a few problems with that considering i didnt have a food fight, she walked in when i was cleaning instead of eating, and i don't even like salad....

[erika1004106]

My friend has to get dressed 5 times a day wtf

[mangokiwicake]

Z was just a random letter btw, i noticed that your name starts with z too -.-

[mangokiwicake]

let's call my friend Z z: hey what's up? me: I'm actually not feeli- z: omg I had THE WORST possible day ever me: me too. I'm so nauseous and I couldn- z: NO you don't understand. THE worst day. me: what hap- z: like, I totally tried to talk to him, but I said YES instead of SURE! I totally sound desperate!!!! me: what's the dif- z: he totally thinks I'm a creep now!! me: I don- z: anyway, I have to go, see ya! and then she goes off to tell someone else, comes back to me, and repeates it.

[Mortachi14]

BARBRA STREISAND WooOOooOOooOOooOOooo

[MrQuoteMan]

WHERE DOES SOMEONE FIND A SLICE OF CARDBOARD THAT LARGE?

[MrQuoteMan]

Even worse than divas: the cocky jock that hasn't earned it.

'Cos they're so good at sports everyone should know about them and love them.

[BassPounderX]

diva = bitch

[TheFF7CloudStrife]

My sister is the biggest diva ever. She complains about how SKINNY she is. Then she doesn't do a thing about it.

[abbeyallheart16558]

this girl kara. she had a fight with her friend kylie and kara told her "i dont need friends to make me happy!dancing makes me happy!" and then she flipped her hair and looked at her nails and fake fainted into two girls arms. they should have let her fall. lol she cries all the time anyway :)

[wizardview]

my friend made me make him a meat sandwich and then didn't eat it BECAUSE IT WAS TOO MEATY................. WHAT!!!!!!!!

[wrongway1123]

a girl i know, she hasn't talked to me since i started school cuz im a starving college student and i don't have money.... :/

[ReallyrRandomVideos]

I was at a school dance and a diva started grindin' on my...ya know... :P

[LorenaCabler]

the biggest diva i know, is this diva.... and her name is Clementine Rogers... what a DIVA!

[marlayne123]

I LOVE HOW YU SAY TOMATO!!!!

[bambam2six]

HOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOT!

[ReSubrose]

somebody ordered a dr pepper then when i gave it to them they gave me the most quizzical look on their face and said in the stupidest voice "i asked for pepsi"

HERPDERP

[eroomhtur]

Are you sure you should be eatting carboard tomatoes when your sick?

[RandomDancingActress]

I used to have a friend who used to want to be a model. So whenever I went over to her house, we would do makeovers...except I would only make her over. And then she'd strut down her hallway like it was a catwalk, and I had to pretend to take pictures of her. We're not really friends anymore...I never got a turn to be on the catwalk.

[itsjustmeandmycats]

dear zoe,

WHAT ARE YOU DOING FOR YOUR 100 VID?????

[banananinja22]

There's this one girl at my school. her name is Ana. She gets everything her way and doesn't deserve any one it. She treats everybody else like the things they have aren't as good as what she has. For instance, she came up to my girlfriend the other day and my girlfriend was playing with her necklace and asked Ana where she got it and she said "it's a designer brand, you wouldn't know". What a b*tch! She's like this about so many things, and this is just a small example. Now can you say D I V A?

[MadyLuvsHugz]

My friend is a big diva. In dance class this is her. "oh well, it sucks for me because in a really great dancer and I have to share my expert-ness with everyone" and it's the same in art AND drama. And singing which she is really bad at.

[joshroshandco]

If you can't identify the diva in your group of friends, its probably you.

[randomchick971]

the biggest diva is in my class at school!!! she needs all the most expencive stuffs and she has to put everyone down and she wares to much make up!!! she makes me feel super ugly! she has to have the last word after the teacher and she calls hers fat so people will tell her she's not and this one time she told me she acts dumb just so that she gets attention!!!!

[clairearoonie]

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[clairearoonie]

my friend abby who can't find a whitening toothpaste that like matches her began, gluten-free, cholesterol, nutrion-free diet. and like toms whitening toothpaste they dont have like industrial strength whitening. and that is what she needs because that is what she has to have 5x white teeth and they what they advirtised in the advertisment about creast whiting strips but she knows that it doesn't go with her diet!

[maddiegal100]

well i wanted to send you a gift but there was no cardboard left in the entier world!! cause you took it all like seriously where the heck do you put it all !!!!

[TheGoodforSomething]

Woah...WOAH.

3:49

:)

[wasdishowiplay]

Your bra was showing. Modesty fail

[Makaylaluvsu101]

OMG ZOE I LOVE YOU!!!!!! I LOVE ALL UR VIDS AND CANT WAIT 4 U TO MAKE MORE!!!!......KK LUV YAH BYE!!!!! ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

[ThatNerdyGuy3]

Once, my friend Bella was talking and I already knew that she was the BIGGEST diva, but this time it was CRAZY divaness. She was talking about her hair and she was saying:

"Like, I have worked so hard on my hair but it is like, so hard to fine a conditioner that doesn't match my hair color so I like, can't look fabulous like, 24/7. Also, my hairspray like, RAN OUT yesterday, so I like, had to go to school WITHOUT my hair care products applied! So I like, had a hissy fit, and like, yeah."

[bananawithachainsaw]

My friend made me watch nayan cat. 10 hours of torture

[ripplepool]

there's this chick that wont let me sneeze around her because she might see it!?!?! what a @#$%^&*

[102cocoprincess]

OMG ZOE I LOVE U. IF ONLY YOU REPLIED :(

[ThatNerdyGuy3]

WHERE DO YOU GET ALL OF THIS CARDBOARD????

[bananawithachainsaw]

When I was driving there was this lady and she was painting her toenails like black in a convertible and this leaf just blew out of no where and it smudged it. She screamed for a minute straight. Then she littered the nail polish on the ground. So not divalicous. also she was the driver. I think she was like 18. It was funny though

[ripplepool]

IM SICK TOO!!!! I HAVE PNEUMONIA!!!! P.S i luff you no homo :) pm me i have vlog ideas!!

[clairearoonie]

deedra. oh no. shes in my room! i've said too much already.... AHHHHHHHHHHHHH the voices are back!!!!!

[xXWetToeXx]

I love ur intro and u r very sexy and beautiful

[Mylielu]

My friend hates water....

[SamJac25]

You're incredibly beautiful

[thisdayinWW2history]

There's this girl who always makes me carry her because she doesn't want to get her fancy shoes and jeans wet or dirty when walking on grass.

[CommodorRainbow]

Priscilla queen of the desert is fabulous.

[Natasin1]

my enemy hailey, whenever she gets mad its always about something she did so she just has to go all around the school saying that the person she was mad at, did what she did. and i dont even want to talk about what she did at lunch =(

[MultiKatkitty]

the most diva thing would be my friend trying to kill me me to get the labtop to go on faacebook

[beautybum5199]

The most diva-ish that anyone has ever done to me would have to be a tie between when I went to a friends house to stay the night and she had a king size bed, yes a KING size bed, and she had a dog to and so when it came down to time to go to sleep she made me sleep in the floor because her dog slept with her and the other thing is when I forgot my toothbrush and instead of sharing hers with me (Ishared with her onetime before) she made me brush my teeth with my finger. How nasty is that?!

[SuperLC2000]

TURTLES. THAT'S WHAT MY DIVA RANTS ABOUT. Just kidding. Actualllllllyyyy my diva always gets angry when one of her friends get mad at her. Then she thinks it's because she ignored them for 2 seconds to talk to someone else. And when her attention is back o you it's like "OMG. I have more friends than just you!!!!". No. I was going to tell you that you have a "I AM RETARDED" sign on your back. But that works too.

[danielletheawesome]

the most diva-ish thing some one has done to me is my little sister existing...if you knew her you'd understand -_-

[tazmun]

uh...somebody better check Zoey's temperature....

[fashiongirly1014]

ZOEEEYYYY im sickk too <3 :P hope you get better. love your videos <3

[LoveZebraWings]

Wow it's funny how DIVAS and I had a big fight today :) lol

[emzoidschannel]

@meetzoe Please get a Google+!! :D

[CCBartole]

MY DIVA brags about a stupid helmet, WTH ITS A HELMET

[emzoidschannel]

Biggest diva thing that anyone has done to me is when my old friend had to put makeup on to go downstairs to see her aunt, and it took like, 20 minutes..... And she already had makeup on....... ANNOYING

[POW22POW22]

hot hot hot hot hot

[Theatrefreakk1234]

My Diva actually put her FEET on my once. I have a disliking of feet... a lot... And she knew that. But her "feet hurt" after gym, which she only went on for one shift. So... yeah.... :/

[23hours8days]

my friend made me watch cat videos...

[cnsattender98]

@JaneFranklinMusic how?

[surelysavvy]

You are soooooooo cute. <3

@MeetZoe we got sick at the same time!! :))))

[MrSafeshot89]

you are soooo fine

[BellsReilly]

My diva treats her mom like a peice of garbage

[Dazy332]

i know this diva who demands that her vegetables are cleaned than thrown at homeless people she shall be kidnapped by zoes wonderful world of fbier people

[checkmatez90]

you know i starting to wonder wht "Mettzoe" isnt like the most subscribed on youtube, i mean, ray william johnson is funny but when i watch this show not only is it funny, its fun! i litterally have such a fun just watching it, and its fun and creative and all around awsome!!!

[MeetZoe]

@checkmatez90 Thanks so much for watching! Glad you enjoy my videos. :)

[AaronGRandall]

Toe-mah-toe! :D

[HeeyJosie]

My "Diva" friend has to always be on the right side, whether it's walking, sitting in a car, sitting in a chair, WHATEVER, she claims she MUST be on the right side. Divas.

[osanoko]

first time watching her and based on that list i am definitely subscribing

[MeetZoe]

@osanoko thanks for subscribing!! :)

[let0me0kiss0you]

<3 u Zoe *:

[julian1ngz]

8th?

[AaronGRandall]

You said "toe-mah-toe" :P Cute!

[TheCondemnedProphet]

This girls chronic ADHD is kind of annoying.... :p

[RyderRocks73]

Your friend Abby has a nice rack.

[MidnightGlitter18]

WHAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!5TH­5TH5TH5TH5TH5TH5TH5TH!



[Mr123thy]

4th

[littlebluetelephone]

im wearing pajamas too, but im not sick....just really lazy :P

[Vid3oGameCentralHD]

:)

[mav2010x]

<3