Skyrim: Killing Children

[Zenokuxxx]

dam i was going to marry that little girl

[Gam3Junkie]

@Zenokuxxx Guess i did her a favor then :D

[RokBand3]

You know that small side-quest from that little boy to get Braith to stop bullying him?

I think I just found an easier way to get her to stop bullying him, without having to listen to her talk.

[100Roblox]

now frothar, i hate him : P "father says i am to young to practice with my sword, so i practice with my fists." he says NOTHING else exept the father boots lifting thing:p

[osiris8605]

Omg so bad lol

[MineCraftGuy11]

0:11......... i almost cry look at Ysolda such a harmless woman cowering in fear she deserves nothing but what do you do? you smite her like the ruthless dragonborn you are

[Acerem78]

I got this just to kill braith

[smallsteps11]

OMG ROFL the most hilarious thing i have ever seen on skyrim do more pleeasse!!!

[Doobernator]

I HATE YOU FOR EVER AND EVER AND EVER!

[dzavid31]

its so sad BUT FUNNY LOL :0

[OnAndBong]

Glorius

[TheRenegadeBorn]

It's just a game people, there's nothing wrong with killing children in a GAME. I mean there's games where you slaughter people by the hundreds but I don't hear you guys complain about those? Hell, most of you play them. So yeah?

[MegaTimothy00]

Kill braith because she bully's my friends son battle-born/lars

[nickelboy2]

@MegaTimothy00 well if he would only kiss him she wouldn'y have to bully him

[thebrainsuckingbrain]

@MegaTimothy00 they kill braith a few times

[SavageWolf211]

he killed my wife at 0:12

[TheSpammerForever]

Guard: You had commited crime in whiterun what do u have to say!

Me:I'm the thane so it ok!*keep killing children*

[GreenDogSuit]

0:22 FUS TO DAH LOL

[greg123486]

so epic fus ro dah'ing kids

[FortressGaming]

This mod is rugged.

[zacflame1]

YOU CAN KILL THE LAST WITNESS TO REMOVE YOUR BOUNTY!!!???

[HonaBadgaProductions]

@zacflame1 Derp derp...

[xXrUsTyGuMzxX]

archmages robes

[minecraftaddicttomax]

at 0:14 he killed my wife :(

[zacflame1]

@minecraftaddicttomax that cheating bitch

[Burdonv]

What outfit is that ?

[TheMellowBeaver]

Target number 2 Mila Valentine and make sure her mother watches

[pamew]

>Only get 40 gold bounty for murdering a kid

>Get chased across the entire country for shooting a chicken.

>lolwut.

[studioarts100]

Braith asked for it though

bragging she can beat up boys,girls,dogs,elders

she could not fight a sword going through her weak flesh

or arrows to her knees

[luckywolfert]

dude...you are sick...

Nice outfit though...where did you get it?

[trishpcooper]

I laughed... See you all in hell!

[Soopajake2]

Good riddance... Braith is a bitch!

[FMGInferno]

Wow each kill is done amazingly

[michaelfered]

Dorthe tried to kill me! She sent 3 thugs to kill me but I killed them and got a contract from dorthe!

[asmallkitten0]

i love how its only a 40 bounty for killing them

[PQ5]

the best mod imo.

[HippoStation]

1:16 LOL

[TheF22rapter]

Armor??????

[54AgeOfRogue54]

Kill chicken : 1,000 bounty added to whiterun

Kill child : 40 bo- OK hold the fucking phone whats up with this?

[batmanRisen08]

@54AgeOfRogue54 It's skyrim, they dont have phones! ....they have rocks.

[draconia47]

Braith must die, kill her, KILL HER NOW! Let her blood and flesh be offered to the dark lord SATAN! i mean SITHIS!

[TheArmoredCat]

it's nice, but a few too many killing bugs to be considered a finished mod

[COBRAKILLER666]

wow



[Dolohov777]

I work most days at the stall with my mother; Not anymore you don't.

[xOnimaru]

Realistically kids generally aren't going to be disrespectful and rude to a huge muscular random stranger, because they would likely get their face smashed in with a mace eventually. You'd think that fact would keep MOST of them from being rude and demanding, but no, most of them are snarky assholes for some reason. Maybe we wouldn't want to murder them all if they weren't... It's like Bethesda is taunting us.

[cantidoyang]

DAMN!! that was some assassins creed shi with the first dagger kill xD

[Raydienz]

"You're new here, so I'll go easy on you."

[night0thedarklord]

The trap was a rune

[AMAZEDMADSKILZ]

what was that spell where you put that boobie trap on the ground

[solsticeskater11]

i like how u get 40 bounty for killing a kid and 1000 for killing an adult

[1CuriousMew]

only 40 bounty for killing a child? lol

[MrSolidsnake87]

i'd say you've got a sick mind mercilessly killing kids but braith deserves it

[TheGecko03]

i lafghed so hard xD...

[DeslikKarcasso]

I love every attack is an insta kill XD

[MasterBSM]

I have skyrim on xbox so I have to settle for watching others slaughter the children I hate :'(

[adam12arm]

i hate the kid that says i thought adventures were supposed to look tough

i bet my poppa could beat you up

yo kid go get your dad and kick his ass in to oblivion

[4evaItachisgirl]

I just love the peaceful music playing in the background during this much awaited slaughter fest!!!

[UrgedCRUSHER]

how do you do that at 0:16

[TheDoviverse]

dun Dun DUNNN Ultimate Bad Guy

[ClaudeStroof]

really only 40 gold for children XD but 1000 for a dude who looks so old he might only have 5mins left

[wObbLE0695]

Whats the spell at 1:05?

[ExpiryDateReached]

What's the spell at 1:03 ? :S

[bloodshedhexer]

...or smack a kid after befriending people and watch the townspeople smack the child around. Priceless.

[30stmxxxzzz]

Fus ro da!

[DrSteinHakase]

bad ass char dude :0

[haloguy61]

this reminds me of stars wars episode 3 only this time no sci fi lol

[idkakewlname4myself]

Dude, you have one bad-ass character :P

[lilaolf]

lol 1:35 :D

[lilaolf]

mod?

[Boufcon]

1:36 How do you get the girl in a such place ? :pedobear spotted:

[ToxicNileX]

what armor are you wearing?

[zcaudill1]

@1:36 you:FUS RO DAH Braith:AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!­!!!!

[zcaudill1]

@0:25 apparently if you slit the air above her neck,it kills her.

[zuser]

@zcaudill1 That's Because the Dragonborn took our her Soul and Slit it's throat with a Soul-reaving Blade! :D

[TomRayor]

best unrelenting force ever...

[Jovian999]

Finally!

[ortizsellers123]

Yes......good...good....

[vividlord564]

thank god you killed that bitch that mocks you cause you can't kill her "im not scared of you"

[zuser]

Am I a Bad Person for Laughing Hysterically while watching Children being Mercilessly Slaugthered? :D

[TTarOtaku]

@zuser Not at all good sir/ma'am, because I, too, laughed hysterically while watching this.

Lol @ her walking into the Runes and getting epically Fus Ro Dah'ed XD.

[ExtremeZilla]

@zuser I don't think so

[KohTheName1]

@zuser nah ! that's normal

[kmelaza]

@zuser

No, they are not real. Now if this was part of the actual game people would bitch. But they don't when children die on movies, hypocrites.

[metawolf987]

@zuser No, you are not :3 . This was fucking awesome.

[Aqullia]

@zuser yes, yes you are.

[fallinginreverse10]

@zuser no but u are a bad guy for being aroudsed.............ima bad guy :L

[BloodyCrAzYzzz]

@zuser Like u had the guts to do it IRL :P

[zuser]

@BloodyCrAzYzzz Which is why I so Enjoy doing it here! Man I love Video Games!

[mrlijones89]

@zuser It's ok, you're the thane.

[GalacticSystemBuster]

Skyrim bunch of racists....there aint no nigger or wetback or chinkie kids in skyrim. Dat's be unfair...gots ta have equal opportunity and affirmative action. serious shit man...

[Miscreant420]

@GalacticSystemBuster You're an idiot.

[A7XROCK2352]

@GalacticSystemBuster theres black people in skyrim, redguards

[CorvetteBG]

@A7XROCK2352 Redguards are more like Arabs, not black people.

[A7XROCK2352]

@CorvetteBG true, they need a few more new races in the elder scrolls games

[CorvetteBG]

@A7XROCK2352 I agree.

[minsqueeno2]

Still i gotta say i find dorthe way more annoying -_-

[Mirrorus]

I like this part where you kill that kid.

[minsqueeno2]

I actually lol'd at this XD

[pappaprime518]

LAST SCENE = BEST PART period.

[DitchdiggerMcfly]

Perfect, now I can kill that brat son of the Jarl's at Whiterun!

[JumpighSoDED]

@DitchdiggerMcfly yes, that kid always pissing me off, like "another wonderer here to lick my father's boots, good job." GOOD JOB MY ASS, KID!!!

[samdyr]

@DitchdiggerMcfly No you cant, you need him for that quest :P

[jeykeype]

@DitchdiggerMcfly Talk to the jarl about his, "Strange Children", after asking about rumors at, "the bannered mare". Talk to his son. He will tell you to listen to a door in the basement. After finding the key the door requested, you open it, revealing a ebony blade. It drains health and increases in damage after killing innocents. Once this quest is completed, then kill the brat.

[TheRegalKing1]

@DitchdiggerMcfly Haha if your literally gonna do that, get the ebony sword, THEN kill them both with it... Stupid kids, I aint no god damn servant...

[tylolmac]

Such pleasant music.

[Taine2002]

what the hell why are you killing a child its funny why didn't I think of that.

[vaknama]

love it XD

[bampieter]

hahaah they fly funny

[Tokkoking]

40gold to kill a child

[TheReecegators]

poor braith. I mean kill her once but not 20 times lol

[PrincessMuffinHead78]

thats kind of sad...

[Mannet23]

Great. Now i need to find SSJ1lgor's comment... Sigh.

[UrWifeJustPooed]

LOOLOL.

She was a bitch anyway.

:l

[enkopingsbo]

You can slaugher kids and take their souls

[GalacticSystemBuster]

@enkopingsbo I use only childrens souls when enchanting my weapons. I wanna put that jarl of whiterun's kid's soul into my boots, so I can walk upon his soul across the lands of skyrim.

[brent0007]

@iammadness yea you can slaughter his annoying ass. I had a companions radiant quest to rescue him, I killed him in the cave.

[iammadness]

This is what everyone has wanted to do to that kid since they first heard her speak. Anyone who doesn't understand why you would want to do this hasn't played this game.

[RedWings216]

watch?v=DQiXWyoVEPg

[mafiaman500]

How did u get tht armor?

[thatfineb78]

It's not possibly....

Skyrim mythbusters now!!

[TrevorGspivey]

IT'S A TRAP!

[TuerilLuna]

Day 3:Still looking for SSJ1Igor's comment. I'm running out of food,and I think the mice have started gnawing my feet away...

[SSJ1Igor]

@TuerilLuna i asked if you can undress kids when you kill them, because i wanted to know if the team had to model pretty much nude kids. Nothing wrong with it, people just overreacted

[kawarimi1]

Ishval

[AsianSlim808]

I didn't even know that you COULDN'T kill children cuz I never wanted to kill kids

[GalacticSystemBuster]

@AsianSlim808 OMG you never wanted to kill kids what the fuck is wrong with you???? People like you need to be castrated....sick fuck! sick fuck!

[Logiez19]

1:41 for A-creed jump.

[SSJ1Igor]

lol my comment got more comments than the video itself

[NerdRage000]

Thank god

[yolor7]

I wish u could mod xbox :(

[likezcheez21]

So how do u do it

[ShiShiZoomBoom]

@likezcheez21 You punch them in the face a few times... With a sword..

[bf3yay]

no offense man but your cape thing kinda looks like a rug

[crashitmaster]

finnaly!!



[nandi8]

The music fits the video

[ThomasDemko]

I wanna see a mod where children fight each other. xD

[wonderwall2112]

I thought this video title was fucked up to start off with and then I saw SSJ1lgor's comment...

[BoppaTroll]

most the kids are cool enough but holy shit there's a couple i wanna kill soooo bad. snotty little shit brained fucks! oh yeah and in the game too...lolol

[Goshujinsama01]

i only want this mod to kill the little bastard son of the jarl of whiterun I AM NOT GOING TO LICK ANYONE'S BOOTS YOU TINY CUNT!

[TheSix5Four]

@Goshujinsama01 or that little bitch in whiterun thats always like "im not scared of you, even if you are my elder" little bitch needs to learn respect XD

[snowman9five]

can you decapitate them?

[randomstuff2461]

LOL

Girl:What do you want?

You:YOUR LIFE!

[marpsugar]

Wit do i need the mod if i want my fus ro dah to work on kids???

[beba6655]

lol this was Dope!!



[SpraynPraygames]

He went with the empire....

[destrosis555]

1:45 leap of faith

[saur55]

Its funny how you can stay hidden in plain daylight

[smellybreth]

0:17 come here i want a hug!

[FameRK]

This is the best and most inspiring video on youtube ever... its so beautiful :')



[brent0007]

@dreyid lol my character is an assassin, I waited till it got dark and assassinated him in his house (it's next to the stairs that lead to jorvaskker). .

[Larszz]

0:17 LMFAO

[TheCoonEC]

How did you get her up on that mountain?

[Gam3Junkie]

@TheCoonEC console command. "player.placeatme X" - Where X = NPC ID.

[TheCoonEC]

You had a good time doing this video.

[SSJ1Igor]

if you undress a female kid, does she have tits and a bra or just have a male body model instead?

[Gam3Junkie]

@SSJ1Igor You cant undress them. 

[CenturionBeta]

@Gam3Junkie Obviously this is the next mod that needs to be made.

[dontobby89]

@SSJ1Igor paedo :D

[SSJ1Igor]

@dontobby89 xD I was just curious

[Computergeew]

@SSJ1Igor Pedophile...

[SSJ1Igor]

@Computergeew retard...

[CobbsTV]

@SSJ1Igor why would you... oh god...

[SSJ1Igor]

@CobbsTV just curious if they had to model underage tits or not

[BodyHarvest64]

@SSJ1Igor What the fuck is wrong with you.

[SSJ1Igor]

@BodyHarvest64 too much 4chan, 9gag and other meme sites probably. Also nothing really, just wanted to know if the team was forced to model child nudity

[ThomasDemko]

@SSJ1Igor The developers don't waste their time looking at 4chan especially to find more ideas for features in the game.

[SSJ1Igor]

@ThomasDemko Battlefield 3 developers do. That's why BF3 is the best shooter game ever and it has dinosaurs.

[ThomasDemko]

@SSJ1Igor BF3 doesn't have any furries or nude children so I suppose not.

[SSJ1Igor]

@ThomasDemko it has dinosaurs. search for a screencap, maggot.