Thai Bride

[oscar6418]

notice the 3 japanese swords reflection in the mirror....this guy is a weirdo

[Bracerjack]

Thailand and Taiwan and of two different countries.

One is Chinese the other is Thai.

It's like saying British are Scottish.

And that loud noise that comes after your speech ?

What is with that ?

[UncleGweilo]

You're in Surry. Stay there. Don't leave. EVER. You are a muppet. There's a major difference between Thai and Taiwanese.

[OrientExpat]

You're about as funny as Schindler's List.

[scottishcreamthe1st]

lol..... you'd be lucky to get it for money mate.

[adriansilcox1966]

i dont have a cat but if i did i would eat it with her



[thehun1314]

Dude you are a right fucking loser get a life

[jcklush]

I presume when you say Taiwanese you actually mean Thai? There is a big difference!

Uneducated racist scum.

[ThailanderAndy]

leave them alone you jealous loser.

they are happy. what's got your back up. mind your own business.

while you're there in that squatty little room tossing yourself off and living on pizzas, he's being treated like a prince by a gorgeous asian girl. and she will sure give him a great time in bed with her sexy young tanned body mmmm

leave them alone you chip kebab munching,sad lonely soul.

you couldn't afford a beautiful young girl to take care of your needs. you're SKINT HAHA!

[ThailanderAndy]

@wildcard21276969 you chose a bad one.

thats your own dumb ass stupid misatake you fool.

theres plenty plenty of good ones to choose from but you are dumb

[missweraya]

@wildcard21276969

excuse me!! NOT EVERY FUCKING YOUNG THAI LADIES ARE WHORE BUT YEAH ACTUALLY I DO ADMIT THAT THERE ARE TONS OF WHORES but choose wisely lol as i am thai aswell so yeah.. just wanted to warn you lovely peeps really :) haha im well nice or maybe not.. 

[wildcard21276969]

@missweraya your all whores.. but your the WORLDS BEST whores!!

[missweraya]

@wildcard21276969 OKAY BEFORE YOU WERE A PART TIME CUNT BUT NOW YOU'RE A FULLTIME CUNT! CONGRATULATION YOU FUCKFACE! GET A LIFE!

[meotaku2]

Taiwanese ?

Oh I see. It is comedy, but not quite finnished.

[meotaku2]

@meotaku2. Maybe go to Thailand and find new experiences for new material.

[crazyOZ80]

You are the biggest fuckin dickhead , you were obviously concieved by your mum rolling over and falling asleep on a wad of you old mans wank. If you really do work as a comedien you surely get shit thrown at you at every gig.jealousy is a curse and your an asshole.

[ThailanderAndy]

@crazyOZ80 WELL SAID

[hmunker1]

Well have you been to thailand and are you talking from experience or just what youve seen in the media.

[GlAsSaRm]

racist little bollox, thick as well its thai ladies

i think its great 60 year olds with slim lovely asian women

fuck him, feminists ,begrudgers and racisim

heres to thailand and the far east,

[racenemo]

When you talk about huge differences in age numbers,

most of them don't win prizes in the lotteries.

Though you are very much stereotyping them,

some will overcome their differences

and to be honest

it might be your future one day Carvey in 2020 0r 2030

[discoverydavid]

@XCYTEUK I was in Thailand for 10 years.I agree with you, he should get his adjectives right, stop being judgmental and go out there before making assumptions...But it remains that there are too many Thai women marrying for money/status and too many western men marrying for sex. Of course it usually ends in heartbreak/divorce.I say live and let live, but then it also has to be live and let die: which happens alot to old guys there. I'm sad for them it's a bad way to go, alone and penniless

[XCYTEUK]

Thai u fool! You are like everybody else who comment on Thailand as if u have been! U have clearly not. Why don't u go and try it, learn something, and get back to me, then you will surely take back some of the things u said.

[carvey2020]

I would just like to thank everyone for their wonderful comments, its such a thrill to hear things about my work, constructive criticism is a must in what I do.

However I feel however ill-advised that I must answer all of you who have mocked me for saying Thailand and Tiawan are not the same place - I'm not stupid, it was funny, mean't as a joke, and often, strangely enough, comedians don't always stick exactly to the truth to make people laugh.

[busmas]

@carvey2020 yes but comedians usually say something that makes other people laugh not just themselves.

[lambookuka]

YOUR AS BORING AND DUMB AS MY MISSES

[xMandalorex]

man i fucking love your video ! i see your point.... where i live (UK) i see them everywhere 40 to 50 even 60... with not just thai... but chinese girls as well..... and there liek 20 christ... mayybe 18.... dirty bastards not true love at all.... lol and yes it is funny i've seen it a lot i also laugh lol

[goodthaigirll]

Well, I studied in the UK for 3 years and I've seen many old man with young women sadly most of them are from Thailand! This is very embarrassing to me and I feel shameful!

[racenemo]

@goodthaigirll

Don't feel shamefull, the old men are taking them for a reason.

I've seen many low class foreigners in Thailand getting pissdrunk swearing and fighting anybody on daily basis.

Not everything is as it looks

[drcarnage83]

Fella, I think you need to have a look at a map. A Thai bride comes from Thailand. Taiwan is an island off the coast of mainland China. Two completely different countries, with the citizens of the latter being able to freely travel throughout the world.

[clownspocket7]

Carvey you are a bit of a muppet arn't you?

ICBBZZ is correct saying you don't know the difference between Thai and Taiwan, too much surrey my friend. Who are you to judge another man, we all know he wants sex and she wants money, but the way you come across makes you more naive than them. Perhaps a little travel to the east may help you as your private education didn't teach you much. But you'll probably get stung, scammed and robbed in the first day you were there.

[ICBBZZ]

This ill-informed and immature individual posts this on youtube and doesn't even know the difference between Thailand and Taiwan! If you want to spout off about something do your homework - you obviously know nothing. There is a lot more to these relationships than you know.And if both parties are happy, who the hell are you to judge others!

[RogueTrooper2911]

Oscar6418, you really dont need to put comments on the net to prove what an uneducated TIT you are...just look in the mirror!!! saves a shit load of time.

[cbfffoxe]

ohhhh i get it now u work at tesco but think

your a comedian. yer right.

[mottylad2]

you sick fuckas!

[carvey2020]

u may only have me shiv xx

[princessxsiobahn]

You are neither female nor thai!!!!!!!

[princessxsiobahn]

I want a thai bride plz

[gift2receive]

Saying all thai brides are prostitutes or whores for money is like saying if you play guitar you are a great key board player or if you body build you take steroids. or if you come from London you know the queen marrage is legalized prostitution

[carvey2020]

so hang on a second, you're telling me that if you pay a certain amount of money for a person to come and marry you, this isn't prostitution? may i please direct you to the Oxford English Dictionary - you'll find many interesting words in there and even their explainations

[gift2receive]

Look up the word DOWRY (a gift of money or property by a man to or for his bride)

I dont agree with the dating agents that sping up and that are just out to make a fast buck .... Great accent by the way lol...one more thing Thai people are Siamese not Taiwanese hehehe

[carvey2020]

i'm not sure that makes ALL women prostitutes? and i can guarentee i won't be buying a thai bride when i'm 50 - have a "back-up" you see

[carvey2020]

yes because my mother was bought on the internet from another country...

[carvey2020]

well for a start she isn't 40 kg and brown? i've not looked on your profile because i don't want to get infected with stupidity but i assume you're an overweight middle aged man who has never found love and who is saving the pennies to buy one of these 40kg brown f***ing machines?

[oscar6418]

u couldnt be more wrong.the reason i posted is because u are a stupid arrogant man who knows nothing about Thailand or its people..the girls u and the ugly white feminazis slag off do what they do because their families are dirt poor and they have no education past 12 years.these women have more honour and dignity in their little finger than most stupid western white women.u sir are an arrogant man,anyone who writes in their profile that they think themself funny is not a man whos views matter

[carvey2020]

i love how you call me arrogant then state "these women have more honour and dignity in their little finger than most stupid western white women"

good work!

also.... if i'm a comdian, i'd be pretty crap if i didn't think i was funny wouldn't i?

[diamondbug1]

Hello carvey2020, I've been to both Taiwan and Thailand I like Taiwan a lot because the people are friendly, food are delicious and cheap. I've been to Thailand many times and I do like Thailand but I really hate to see ugly,old, weird looking, fat and bald man with young Thai whores that's really disturbing and disgust me!!!!

[diamondbug1]

It's so obvious they have no love but only money and sex! Thailand is well known(famous destination to find sex) for sex industry,many sex tourists go there to buy women and men(many gays go to there for men) and what worse is many paedophiles go to Thailand for children!!!

[diamondbug1]

Taiwan is a small island near China and it has nothing to do with Thailand at all. Taiwan is a modern state (unlike the Thai people they have no self respect at all, many parents sell their young daughters to pimp for money). Taiwanese speak Chinese( Thais speak Thai) In Taiwan old western men with young Taiwanese girls are rare and Taiwan is not sex tourists destination!

[princessxsiobahn]

£1950 apparently... cheaper than a car really!

[princessxsiobahn]

I wonder how much they do actually cost... My 21st is coming up soon, i quite want one. Love the name drop haha! x

[rawjaee]

hahaha so hilariously true ;)