A lot of people think Dr. Strangelove looks like Henry Kissinger, but I think they got his "look" from Criswell. Everything is the same, except Dr.Strangelove wore glasses.
"And now some of us laugh at outer space. God help us in the future." I have to admit, I'm very impressed that Criswell kept a straight face throughout the entire narration and actually put in an effort to be believable. I've been given shit material before and just speaking the words caused me to cringe. Bravo, mate. :P
"And now some of us laugh at outer space. God help us." I have to admit, I'm very impressed that Criswell kept a straight face throughout the entire narration and actually put in an effort to be believable. I've been given shit material before and just speaking the words caused me to cringe. Bravo, mate. :P
As a director, an actor, and screenplay writer, these were the most excruciating 56 seconds I have ever witnessed. I knew the dialogue was bad but this just screams mediocrity. XP
you americans should show some respect, in that scene there is more culture and humanity than in all of your hearts combined :) just kidding, but give the man some respect, he gave his lines some real soul
As much as he is rather kooky, Criswell did predict that President Kennedy would not run for reelection in 1964 be cause something would happen to him in Dallas in November of 1963. Seriously.
And he also said that Denver would be struck by an outer space ray that would turn all metal to rubber, resulting in horrific accidents at amusement parks.
We once laughed at the horsless carriage, the aeroplane, the telephone, the electric light, vitamins, radio, television and this movie.... and we still laugh at this movie
"Perhaps, on your way home, someone will pass you in the dark, and you will never know it--FOR THEY WILL BE FROM OUTER SPACE!"--what does this even mean?!
"We once laughed at the horsless carriage, the aeroplane, the telephone, the electric light, vitamins, radio, and even television and now some of us laugh at outer space."
But one thing is for sure. ALL of us will ALWAYS laugh at this movie, no matter what.
and apparently he also predicted that jfk wouldnt re-run for president coz "sometihng" will happen to him and he also predicted the oklohama bombings too i think hmmmmmmm but i dunnooooooo its craaaaaaaaaaaaazy
KTLA PREDICTS!
edisonmonstera 1 week ago
Ceiswell predicts that Justin Biebers next album will suck
ouellette001 1 week ago
Gotta love being related to this guy. My last name is Criswell lol
kakashi1is1BEAST 1 month ago
Dumbass spam vid.
sjtom57 4 months ago
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Leatherbubba 4 months ago
A lot of people think Dr. Strangelove looks like Henry Kissinger, but I think they got his "look" from Criswell. Everything is the same, except Dr.Strangelove wore glasses.
RRaquello 8 months ago
1 person is an alien
Airsoftdevil666 8 months ago
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"And now some of us laugh at outer space. God help us in the future." I have to admit, I'm very impressed that Criswell kept a straight face throughout the entire narration and actually put in an effort to be believable. I've been given shit material before and just speaking the words caused me to cringe. Bravo, mate. :P
Erril13 8 months ago
"And now some of us laugh at outer space. God help us." I have to admit, I'm very impressed that Criswell kept a straight face throughout the entire narration and actually put in an effort to be believable. I've been given shit material before and just speaking the words caused me to cringe. Bravo, mate. :P
Erril13 8 months ago
As a director, an actor, and screenplay writer, these were the most excruciating 56 seconds I have ever witnessed. I knew the dialogue was bad but this just screams mediocrity. XP
Erril13 8 months ago
CRISSWELL SHUT THE FUCK UP!
BlackArticlesINC 10 months ago
brilliant movie, good job guys
umbrellathing 11 months ago
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retardswithrayguns 1 year ago
"Can you prove that it didn't happen? "Damn, if Keith Olbermann were around in the 50's, he'd be Criswell.
TubeGunner 1 year ago
Keep looking to the skees, I mean skies
TheNEWfilmfanatic99 1 year ago
you americans should show some respect, in that scene there is more culture and humanity than in all of your hearts combined :) just kidding, but give the man some respect, he gave his lines some real soul
wolfgangle 1 year ago
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Leatherbubba 1 year ago
As much as he is rather kooky, Criswell did predict that President Kennedy would not run for reelection in 1964 be cause something would happen to him in Dallas in November of 1963. Seriously.
And he also said that Denver would be struck by an outer space ray that would turn all metal to rubber, resulting in horrific accidents at amusement parks.
AL52Dragon 1 year ago
Im related to him haha. my name is TJ Criswell
tcordidswell 1 year ago
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We once laughed at the horsless carriage, the aeroplane, the telephone, the electric light, vitamins, radio, television and this movie.... and we still laugh at this movie
lkrnpk 1 year ago
Criswell was great thanks for uploading this!!!!!!!
pintofhappinesslabel 1 year ago
He had to read his lines... watch his eyes.
encel85 1 year ago
"Perhaps, on your way home, someone will pass you in the dark, and you will never know it--FOR THEY WILL BE FROM OUTER SPACE!"--what does this even mean?!
smichelle65 1 year ago 2
"We once laughed at the horsless carriage, the aeroplane, the telephone, the electric light, vitamins, radio, and even television and now some of us laugh at outer space."
But one thing is for sure. ALL of us will ALWAYS laugh at this movie, no matter what.
God help us in the future.
SJ9001 2 years ago 6
Criswell sounds like he's tweakin' :o
hamtrak 2 years ago
where did he get his hairstyle? gumby?
SteevDragon67 2 years ago 3
LOL!! I love/hate this Guy.
Just kidding, he's alright, I guess. (=
7mario 3 years ago
HAHAHAHA those vitamins get me every time.
frozensoulx 3 years ago 13
we also laughed when criswell predicted that the earth would end in 1999 and that we would rape each other andd become cannibals
Artybruh 3 years ago 3
Metaphorically speaking, this has actually happened.
Skull10 3 years ago
yeah i guesss
and apparently he also predicted that jfk wouldnt re-run for president coz "sometihng" will happen to him and he also predicted the oklohama bombings too i think hmmmmmmm but i dunnooooooo its craaaaaaaaaaaaazy
Artybruh 3 years ago
Sure, there is alot of "better" movies, but I've seen Plan 9 over 20 times, it's that entertainging. Bad? Naaah, just pure Eddie.
anton1990 3 years ago 5
did anyone predict his hairdo?
marseilletarot 4 years ago 2
I can prove it
williamshank 4 years ago
Perhaps on your way home someone will pass you in the dark and you'll never know, for they'll be from outer space.
rusher666latvian 5 years ago 20
God help us in the future.
pandaphil 5 years ago 6
i see all!! lol
cass2112 5 years ago