Ellen DeGeneres diary monologue

[BeresfordProductions]

I know an idiot that does a show opposite of Oprah's.

[Jessicaejag]

"Business in the front party in the back!" (Ash supernatural)

[ellalwin]

she is reli pretty here...

[ihaveadonut]

Obviously fake but extremely funny

[foreverpinkable]

hahaha...Ellen is so cool

[cindyl]

It's so weird hearing Ellen talk about Soulja Boy 3 years ago lol

[tarzain101]

whenever im sad or fustraited I go and watch ellen and I become happy again

[janistonbest]

@tarzain101

same here. everything is so awful lately and im not in a good place but its so nice to just say screw this, im off to watch teds :)

[tarzain101]

@janistonbest Haha ll :)

[BamBamBoogaloo]

" I watch her show everyday ! Who would watch anything else. What idiot would do a show opposite of hers.. STUPID" HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA LMAO LMAO !

[rocklover142]

Ellen is just SO cute and awesome!!!

So adorable!!!

[bizzypeace67]

Oprah doesn't suck. Ellen's just better :)

[4840hannah]

"What idiot would ever do a show opposite of hers"... I LOVE Ellen :D

[mounthorse100]

Haha it's funny how she picks on her momma... But In a good and funny way

[Sk8terTomboi13]

I love 4:25!!!!!

[MySepiaSoul]

theres MOMMA!!! lmao

[VeridianShade]

@MySepiaSoul Oh no, we found her earlier.

[WizardPlayHD]

1 dislike? asshole.

[chadiman7]

@WizardPlayHD 3 dislikes? assholes ;)

[lalanotmehmeh]

"Sinbad will be so jealous." LOL

"Nothing says tonight's the night like a floor length plaid dress and a huge white collar."

LMAO!

[mj4evern1]

Yeaaaaah yeah ♫ Luv' Elleeeen

[TWEExP]

lol. man. all her friends are hella lucky! she must make them crack up every day!

[claracorrmorrison]

Oh God :'D so funny xD

[dekoven613]

"what iditot would ever do a show oppositte of hers?!?!?!?!" LOL!!

[mayz5293]

I love Ellen SO MUCH....she's really funny....

[12345abcde5678]

Weneva She Dances It Makes Meh Wna Geh Up N Dance Lool ....Shes Funny N Warm Hearted ...Yu Gotta Luv Her!! Man Loool

[12345abcde5678]

Luv Her!!! 

[ritantgal]

ellen is the best she rocks

[tin023]

Ellen rocks!!

[UBAmandaFan2]

AHAH omfg I love ellen!

[sugarychocobot]

Ellen is the funniest, most inspirational, best (in every aspect) woman alive! :D!

[knownrelan]

when did ellen recreate her prom dress thing??

[shunnehling]

Hahaha I love Ellen! I don't know what I'd do without her!

[frayfray777]

LOL point me to the keg!

[derossi2010]

Ellen funny

[superduperfan6600]

"what idiot would do a show opposite of hers"... hilarious!!!!!!!!

[ferg1221]

Ellen = funniest woman ever

[sugarychocobot]

XD Who would ever make a show to compete with her?

[rtsproductionmanager]

she reminds me of Phoebe offa friends

[Sweetiegirl18]

i know!!! i love her!!

[goodguy630]

"There's room to breathe and the pants go up just high enough." LMAO!

[elmosonfirehaha]

HER LAUGH! ~<3

[85Nikki85]

hahaha I love this woman so much !!!!

[sheniel001]

ahaahhaa

[nasagal]

do u think that diary was for real?

[GryphNGinny]

hmmm...i'm gonna say no as diaries don't ususally span decades

[Neferruru]

well some diaries do if you forget you have one you find it write in it rigth away put away forget it repeat.

[t7g6s8]

who cares? it's entertainment.

[alemeyo]

is not real

it's just entertainment

[MEEVizm]

omg Ellen looks so much like her mother!

[xiaoming98]

she is so funny even when she was little

[csengo2]

You are all sheep. She knows how to work you.

[Smithereen1]

Yes. That's how stand-up comedy works. Trust me, I know.

[omgfunsizedkk]

ahahaha i luv the oprah part!!!!

[CelineDionFan4life]

lmaoo, i love how she says she trusts us enough to read her her diary on tv, yet she still has it locked up with a key on a necklace, gosh, this woman is hilarious <3

[keepmeupdated]

Does anyone know where I can get the shirt with the yellow tie on it?

[amandasweet]

try to look up on ebay or sumthin...

[BubbleGumPinkHair1]

I love how she always works the word "dance" into the end of her monologues in such creative ways. Ellen's amazing.

[Chelsea69Chaotic]

She's So Awesome ^^

[ERobsessed]

"point me to the keg" HAHAHA! :D LMAO!

[taby2cat]

XD love ellen way to much she ROCKS

[jjjkkk999]

soulja boy sucks

but ellen is awesome!

[RaptorLuv]

this is prob one of my favorite monologues! i was in the middle row for this taping!

[Qiaofan]

dont drink soda whal watching her lol

[coolembo]

I agree dude and don't drink scalding hot coffee either

[evuxss]

the joke about mama is hilarious :D

[Julester27]

0 0 o

\--/ I luv this vid. :)

[Julester27]

She is soooo funny. But she didnt Kaa! LOL she is the funniest person eva!!! LOLOLOLOLOL LMAO!

[LexCooBukaba]

Ellen can dance. But she sure can't do that Soulja Boy XD

[Merbeteps132006]

she is so great, its a bitty that the show isn´t here in austria :(

[th3L0n3ly4ng3l]

omg..the oprah entry was hilarious!

[maple1346]

lol i was opening up the boxes and there momma=D

[anafromspain]

She's just GREAT!!!! SOOOOOO FUNNYYYYY!!!!!!! I'm wondering if I can watch her show in spain, cause i live here...

[espandya]

i love spain

[anafromspain]

Thank you! Where are you from?

[MissTorrance]

how many years did her diary last?!

ELLEN you are the best on television!

[marti828]

yea. oprah sucks

shes the best person ever! ELLEN

[MissTorrance]

i wish i coulf watch ellen more often, i can only watch her when i'm on vacation because i'm at school when her show plays... :(

[smartfion1]

Thanks : )

[moplar]

thanks for all the vids, glad you're back!