Top 5 Best lines in South Park

[darkzers]

What fucking Demension are you in?

[BuckeyeMusketeer]

This is why people under 10 should never watch South Park or be on Youtube.

[biggerm12345678]

in return for posting this i hope u get beat to death with the bodies of dead puppies

[mullinaxnc]

Billy mays her with a fantastic product my dick in your ass

[xXRaNdOmAzXx]

That was one of the shittest things I have ever seen in my life.

[seacaptain72]

terrible

just...terrible



[nydarn]

idiot



[aStarsailer]

or billy mays..."with just 2 easy steps, I can climb over these seats and kick you right in the fucking balls!"

[aStarsailer]

ya ur stupid, go away please from youtube

[gamepets]

THE FIRST ONE SHOULD BE WHEN KENNY ACTUALLY SAYS SOMETHING. WHEN HE SAYS, "GOODBYE YOU GUYS!"

[tiny2438]

the like bar looks like a joint roach time to put that bitch down and role up another one (aka this vid sucks and should be taken down)

[xSachBumBashx]

126 people liked this... you weird cunts

[TheScorpionTail1]

please die of aids....

[dashingdan00]

the first one should be " screw you guys, im going home."

[markie2092]

crap

crap

crap

[pimpman12334]

bad vid but good song at the end



[kingfappington]

"You shouldna done that. He's just a boy" You fail so hard for not including that line.

[PAofficialvids]

Holy poop on a stick...I used to think my dad made that up until I saw that episode and yelled at him for quoting a multisexual teacher

[WebDevFTW]

I think when Randy tells Gerald, "Don't be a fag" or his infamous "... he- hey sharron" are pretty funny too.

[Ukxplicit19]

Wow you make up for a crappy video by putting good music on, get a life :-(

[ZCPokemon456]

Terrible video no offence

[dafuroxl]

and what about "I will kick you in the nuts"

[MarkkelMania266]

im so freaking hungry, can i have the potato you used to record this?

[xKluTcHyy]

@GamingIdiot42Neo Blinking sketchers

[MultiMomoxx]

My name is: Hi my name is!

[bonestrukture]

If dolphins are so smart,then why do they live in igloos?

[TheOlliekickflip]

Gayyyyyyyyyyyy

[yomoms21]

U suk balls

[A1992E]

Not even close to the best lines of south park.

[theHaxprocessor]

Best lines from South Park? More like the only lines from South Park that people who don't watch South Park know about... hardly the best.

[damion223]

THEY TOOK OUR JOB!!!

[AKAlil0led]

I agree these are the best .

[hnn6]

the like bar is as big as justin beibers dick

[pijef]

#1- You guys, I'm so seriously, you guys

[TheSlojoe903]

Dude sweet light saber

[001Greatman]

no little boy who made this, it dosnt have alot of dislikes because no one gets it. its cause its shit.

[tillyh2008]

Gurneys

[gtabros4eva]

C'mon you can do better then this

[sszobesky]

last 8 seconds were tthe best

[ransom888]

I disagree with this vid

#5 You killed Kenny, you bastard

#4 Respect my authorita

#3 How would you like to suck my balls

#2 SCREW YOU GUYS, IM GOING HOME!

#1 no kitty this is my pot pie

[kevinrules84]

When was this video uploaded? 1200 AD?

[BabyBunny622]

(OUT OF THESE FIVE) "holy poop on a stick" should have been #1

[BucknutDolfan]

Where's a table to flipwhen you need one?

[lazuhdood9]

was this recorded with a toaster?

[TheZequitube]

Fuck youtube, why would you keep telling people to click this video? 356.000 views, come on!!!!!

[pughy5377]

well that was a disapointment

[grro36700]

hey at least 121 other ppl have just as bad taste. im just more a fan of pdawg's list (the better list)

[MrSta5h]

Clicked video Watched Video Shut down computer Took a cab to nearest airport Flew all the way to Brooklyn Found TheBrooklynTager's house Saw SnowmanWithGuns kill TheBrooklynTager Passed out Opens eyes Cant remember anything See's his dead body Says: Awww shit he's already dead that just sucks balls >:(

[assplash15]

TheBrooklynTagers lives in my basement nowadays, i feed him with nothing but shit and gasoline, i make him watch tv shop 10 hours a day, and for every click this video has, i make him use a cheese slizer on his dick and slowly but very painfully make it dissapear

[cpd6000]

Dude what?

[dieselford601]

epic fail



[313drepeso313]

Lame az

[Chizang98]

My favourite part was at 0:47

[GamingIdiot42Neo]

What brand of shoe did you use to record this?

[TheGodlikeGamer]

@GamingIdiot42Neo what's the cheapest brand out there? personally i think starter :P

[GamingIdiot42Neo]

@TheGodlikeGamer lol

[ransom888]

@GamingIdiot42Neo proboly skechers

[MrSneki17]

@GamingIdiot42Neo id rather prefer a carrot xD

[BobLeeeSwagger]

@GamingIdiot42Neo I did not know there was such thing as shoe cameras. Where could I buy one of these?

[flipsyde1210]

@BobLeeeSwagger

In the Center of the Earth!!!

[flipsyde1210]

@GamingIdiot42Neo

Adias.

[lucasre4fan156]

@GamingIdiot42Neo she from chimpokomon

[MrBeatlesfan41]

What about "screw you guys! I'm going home" ?? Come on!!!!!!

[jakebentley01]

fuckin weak you guys. that brooklyn guy should be kicked sqwah in the nuts!

[evilbunnyownz]

U must be 5 or something because those r realy bad

[Tclips23]

Was this recorded on a potato?

[Snip3zFast]

i just wasted 47 seconds of my life *sigh*.....

[KamakazieKids]

@Snip3zFast Why the fuck did you sit through it....It was shit in the first 6 seconds.

[TheAlvid]

Thanks for killing my ears!

[hungryred2]

what the fuck did i just listen to

[Jammers1Hammers]

.... horrible track i dont even consider it a video u just listening and that horrible too.

[randy66ful]

fucking gaaaaaaaaaay!



[dylandawgs]

NUMMIES xD

[grampygram]

Why was slimshady playing in the background art the end like lmfao ( my name is)

[Lyss837]

This is shit

[katdaddy2002]

epic lihgt saver wat no its a dis like bar lol

[aylielove]

Fake and gay..

[kickasscat666]

Hi kids. Do you like violence? Want to see me stick nine-inch nails into each one of my eye lids.

[Keithstonr]

piece of shit

[rustymcormick]

Wasted 46 sec. Of my life... piece of shit

[LiviableLife]

Worst video EVER!!!!!!

[TheFryingpanofdoom]

HE TOOK HIZ JERBS!!!??!

[kiefert7]

Who ever hates on this video can play a nice little game of hide and go fuck yourselves. So what if the video sucked you all still watched it and whoever made it did it cus it was fun for them

[JTF2X]

That fucking sucked my worst video is better

[ZedHeadHunter]

Another video made by a 12 year old on youtube

[FullOnyxProductions]

You needed help to make a simple video like this O_O

[blackwidow4201]

Screw you guys I'm goin home shldve been #1

[blackwidow4201]

@wixterdude Totally agree

[WrathsChannel]

I'm keen to learn how to make videos like yours, the only problem is i don't have much time, how many seconds did it take for you to make this.

[CoLdZeRo92]

Oh look! Darth Vaders Lightsaber!

No wait, the grip is too short...

[aries1127]

those arent the best lines in southpark, they are the five most common and most overused lines in the entire show, sigh....wasted more time on youtube, when will i learn....

[pdawg9909]

I disagree with this vid

#5--- Holy poop on a stick

#4--- You killed Kenny, you bastard

#3--- How would you like to suck my balls

#2--- Respect my authorita

#1--- SCREW YOU GUYS, IM GOING HOME!!

[ad0re1]

@pdawg9909 that's exactly what i was going to say ;p

[xStimulated]

@pdawg9909 You forgot " TIMMEH "

[tommo7878]

shit

[freekkkaleek]

Sooo gay sound quality shit and pictures dont even match what about when cartman tells kyle " i sware to god im gonna brake your fuckin jewegs!"

[MyLifejoin]

yeah dude i saw it when i was in gr5

[DCfan971]

This is why 6th Graders shouldn't watch South Park.

[Santee0011]

im surprised he was smart enough to post this xD

[bigjim10011]

nice sling blade reference lol

[tomazco]

SHIT

[Pulse589]

lol i bet he recorded the audio with a home alone walmman

[Fridgemusa]

Did you record this vid with a screwdriver in a potato?!

[FreetheEvilChubbyPig]

Disliked cause I wanted to be like everyone else!! That Makes me an Individual!!!! Wait...

[nickmaddison22]

horribly made, horrible audio... 0 out of 10

[Jordz600]

Jesus that was fucking terrible

[KTevolved]

Nice potato recorders

[Dimuthu1993]

mad effects brah

[lachyando99]

that was just plain SHIT.

[chazzmon314]

Hello Guys Please Watch my southpark videos they are really good, you just have to give it a chance look at them and if they are good please thumbs this up! They have videos included not dumb pictures and bad quality!

[TheJocey666]

Good song

[MrAggies2015]

The quotes are only funny when you are watching the scene then it makes sense

[SnowmanWithGuns]

Clicked video.

Watched video.

Shut down computer.

Took a taxi cab to the nearest airport.

Flew all the way to Brooklyn.

Found TheBrooklynTagers' house.

Killed TheBrooklynTagers.

[robertsfunny1995]

@SnowmanWithGuns How do you know where they lived?

[TheBeBeCaCa]

@SnowmanWithGuns that... would explain the limbless corpses I found when I got there to do the same thing...

[SnowmanWithGuns]

@TheBeBeCaCa i lol'd

[NintendoDrunkie]

@SnowmanWithGuns Would someone please call the cops to make sure this dude is still at his house?



[SpiffyAvacados]

Hey can you guys help me find my green pen? it has a red cap...

[MrMoonMonster456]

What about "Screw you guys I'm goin home"?



[rockbigmoney2]

I clicked on this link. I took a look at the dislikes. I paused the video, clicked thumbs down, wrote this message...and now I move on.

[D7theband]

Let me guess you recorded this with Microsoft

[myusernameisluc]

@D7theband

With Microsoft what?

[D7theband]

@myusernameisluc lol

[myusernameisluc]

@D7theband

With Microsoft Lol? Didn't know they had that.

[Digitalfart743]

What the he'll did he record that with? A toaster?

[myusernameisluc]

@Digitalfart743

Toasters can't record things.

[tiakpark]

The force is strong with this one. Just check out that lightsabre!

[mrthatsadumbname2]

HOLLLLLLLYYYYYYYy SHIIIIIITTTTTTTTtOOOOOOO

[Rsquad27]

best part was at 0:48 when it was over.... 

[shadowaranyz]

Btw , at 0:14 cartman didnt say ''huuuuh!!!'

[PhalanxIV]

what the fuck is this shit. Im never going on youtube again around these times(04:09)

I always end up at shitty fucking videos like this.

[bluetide60]

well there goes :47 seconds of my life

[ab64398]

Bad qaliti of music

[MrJarth]

that is one of the smallest like bars I have ever seen

[TuiTeko]

dammit i just wasted 40 seconds watching this garbage

[THEGAYPERSON118247]

i agry with number 1 coz u will respect his authoritahhh but the others sucked!

[madhat1979]

WTF!!!!

What is this? 1970??

[1stgamerx]

OMG u killed Kenny with your gay video u basterd

[1401blackcat]

Gay

[AnimationMaster52]

The video starts at 0:46

[Pogmothoin17]

definitely some 12 year old who just discovered south park and how to use windows film maker and thinks its cool as fuck, well kid, it isnt.

[cupcakecrazee53]

What was that?

[bOb27q]

awful.... best part:0:46

[thepersonofpeeps]

doesnt deserve eminem at the end

this video wouldnt even deserve the fucking cuppy cake boy

[sluaghprincess]

Wow. That was just the worst video ever. Just... just the worst.

[YankODoodle]

Those are probably the worst quotes on south park..............

[TheDottigal]

i think darth vader sharpend his light saver too much

[toniogreat]

Lmao terrible vid

[ter0rman]

I signed into my you tube account just so I could dislike this video

[truthslap]

@ter0rman looks like the top comment from the other southpark video. why do u ppl do this?

[jmonkey39511]

not even Eminem could redeem it at the end. :(

[MouseCheese2010]

clicked link.. saw dislike bar.. clicked dislike.. left...

[spyrothedragon590]

nah

[bardowngino]

that was terrible. If anyone disagrees, they are obviously homosexual

[ninjimage]

Eminem made it almost worth watching

[Joemama334433]

Disliked

[hyne1234]

if you are going to post a shitty rap song, atleast do the nyhm version of it.

[yougotchee]

@hyne1234 dont hate couse hes better than all them shitty nigger rapers that get shot all the time

[wixterdude]

omg best thing in this video 0:39

[cjborland00]

@wixterdude no the best part is 0:47

[pppfan103]

@wixterdude No, I believe its at 0:47

[wooleysquad]

@wixterdude No! the best is 0:47

[joebeefchicken4]

anyone else think that the writing in no.1 is middle eastern

[Bunting74D]

one of the worst videos ever lol

[merijnXD]

Darth Vader dropped his light saber at #3 ow no wait it's just the dislike bar

[VezphHD]

@merijnXD get a new joke..its not funny

[UglyDoll31]

what about screw you guys im going home??

[gr33np0is0n1]

5. How would you like to suck my balls. 4. Shut up Butters. You stupid Jew. 2. Screw you guys I'm going home. 1. OMG THEY KILLED KENNY, YOU BASTARD

[NorrisArt]

-_-"

[bugsy155]

i didnt even have to watch this to find out wat #1 was

[1999MegaMike]

soooooo



[xXxSGInfinityxXx]

whoa,its a wand.