Bum Fights (Poetry)

[benjamin975]

WELL SAID............

[OtaraCaranalE]

LEAVE ME NO DISEASES PUSSY HOLE!!hahhahahahahahahahahahah­a

[druha10304]

marvelous simply marvelous

[cornucopia4444]

This maybe the funniest thing I've ever seen on YouTube. You'd never believe how hard I laughed the first time I saw it. I was crying I was laughing so hard!!!!!!! Whoever wrote this poem was a genius!!!!! Because I doubt it was that bum. It was whoever bought him a 40oz of king cobra to read it.

[atrofalo]

I just love this poem so much. Its like a desperate scream to hold on to life. I usually get really f*cked up during hangovers, and all i can think is things that relate so well to these words, this entire poem.

"I'll Miss you"... f*ckin A.

[73Alico]

Now that's ignorance! No talent here we find!

[j0e182]

now this is art

[ovdoballer87]

hahaha when i first saw this years ago i lauged so hard i shit myself.

[imeroticbitches08]

I lust 'til my days are gone...festering pussy hole

[Pioneer53]

.....penis dick cock pussy cum...

[jayremmi]

such a lovely poem...

[PersianTowTruckMan]

The only true way to experience the magic of this poetry was to have been there.

[mex00]

lmfao iam mad the poem is call lover!!!lmaooo too funny omg lolz

[rainbowXinjectionsX]

I'll miss you.

[bnote1990]

I've memorized this entire poem, brilliant!

[seckzmachine]

lol i love how they cheer bcuz they dont want to give him a reaction...stupid poetry fags lol

[Sebas3440]

I came buckets.

[Luiseltrankilo]

Hahaaha love the girl's reaction at 0:08 when she hears festering pussy hole...

[Laurology]

why santa why D:

[StupieShit]

Awesome Poem LOL

[tomashcu60]

AHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAH­HAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHA­AHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAH­HAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHA

[532131]

lol and the people seems to like it!

[horta85]

Best poem ever!

[yodel2002]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahehehe­hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe­hehehohohohohohohohohohohohoho­hohohohahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahehehehehehehehehehehe­hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe­hehehehehehehehehehahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahohohohohohohohohohohohoho­hohohohohohohohohohohahahahaha­hh...because "lol"s just don't cut the fucking mustard for this one!!! Jesus that's hilarious!!! BUM FIGHT KREW!!! GET YOUR DICK SUCKED!!!

[pmogsnigga]

since the first time i saw this when i was 13 on bum fights and now when i wathc it

it is still just as fukin hilarious as the first time

[bulldog200]

@pmogsnigga exactly the same here lol

[TWELL82]

@pmogsnigga agreed man. same scenario for me.

[imtonasty]

Asshole fungus infected, maggots pussy cock

[ovdoballer87]

Greater than any poet ever

[nastykidd89]

this poem is gonna be useful for my english class.

[l3orn2Film]

Asshole fungus infected, maggots pussy cock. Ill miss you.

LMAO!!

[Jamietran123]

ROFLMAO!

[GonzalezEzekiel]

damn i remember when i first saw this vid! I laugh and smile each time i see this vid! i'll miss you

[interestingperson121]

I've been laughing for 24 hours straight just thinking about this video.

[emFire101]

I can't stop waching this poem ,cos it's fuckin-freakin funny lol.cheers

[voltdlo209]

lmao at how tthey started hella clapping

[llcooljoe123]

its not funny cuz none of them get offended

[voltdlo209]

On the contrary! I actuall found it funny that none of them got offended.

[SpassMacher2000]

what's funny is that those english major wannabe writer pseudointellectuals watching the recital probably thought the guy was making some profound statement about the way words effect people when in reality they just gave some homeless guy 20 bucks to read some poem that a 12 year old could write up.

[interestingperson121]

Hahahah spassmacher2000, I'm gonna pull this shit off at one of the local art circles in the bullshit-pseudo-artist-ridden downtown Toronto.

[Lollyatron]

Truly beautiful words from a beautiful man.

[aquateenI16]

this poem named "Lover" Festering pussy hole I pump, pump, pump at you be kind leave me no disease I lust till my days are gone fastering pussy hole Black juice from your ass covers my mouth and face penis, dick, cock, pussy, cum I kick and punch and fuck bloody babys pussy eat my dick you ungrateful whore Killing pussy eater at night in the full moon asshole fungus infected maggots, pussy, cock i'll miss you.

[aquateenI16]

so fucking funny. i was crying

[ProfessorAnusWart]

lol i watch this almost every day and it keeps getting funnier

[ERODEDPILLOW]

that was fucking beautiful.

[flag6575]

hahahhaha o shit lmao wtf?

[soxfan792]

hahahahahahahahahahahhahah

[bentherep]

brilliant

[henrikj123123]

HAHAHAHA, funniest shit ever

[Kilowarning2]

hhahahaha so good

[LuredDecoy]

this is groundbreaking stuff man!!

[greenday1522]

this is good shit lol i laughed so hard

[Serfuzz]

I wonder if he's still homeless. There's GOT to be employment for someone who can read this loud without laughing.

[halo400000]

i'm 14 and i plan to recite this in front of my class hopefully by the time this school year ends

i wonder what will happen?????

WISH ME LUCK!!!!

[Ankaresh]

ha ha ha

good luck. lemme know how it goes

[itchyhole]

try to manage sneaking into the front office and locking the door, use the pa system.....it will work its been done before :)

[kurac3000]

try to utube the experience

[bnote1990]

wtf are u talking about

[kurac3000]

nothing...

[yamimakaiz]

halo400000 you said "i'm 14 and i plan to recite this in front of my class hopefully by the time this school year ends"

i'm pretty sure you didn't do it, i wouldnt too lol :D but realy did you huh huh did you did you?! >_>

[532131]

lol those costumers didn't even got offended instead they applauded in the end. I might try this one out

[Parat8t9]

This video needs stronger string... we're getting the pliers.

[HeroMoonKnight]

LOL!!!

[benfirst]

Thank God for BumFights. We need those guys to come up to San Francisco.

[ThatOneServer]

God damn. This is the funniest thing i've ever seen. Going on my ipod >.>

[stjimmy788]

haha thanks =P, i wish i had an ipod to put this video on, its one of my favs

[jimisvoodoochild]

you can if you have a Mac and install Videobox

[selfscienz]

YES YES!! HAHAHAH!! Asshole fungus infected, maggots, pussy, cock! LOOL

[FuckTheFreaks]

this poem named "Lover" Festering pussy hole I pump, pump, pump at you be kind leave me no disease I lust till my days are gone fastering pussy hole Black juice from your ass covers my mouth and face penis, dick, cock, pussy, cum I kick and punch and fuck bloody babys pussy eat my dick you ungrateful whore Killing pussy eater at night in the full moon asshole fungus infected maggots, pussy, cock i'll miss you.

[itchyhole]

eat my dick you ungreatful whore, this video never gets old lol

[Quasi8862]

one the best video on youtube

[scemoxlovex]

lmfaooooooooooooo.

[SStockstill]

there's a lot of lesbians in there

[itchyhole]

hahahaha yes! finally someone put this clip on here

[stjimmy788]

haha i know, always was lookin for it but it was never on here. so i put it up myself lol

[moshshock]

I kick and punch and fuck bloody baby`s pussy, eat my dick you ungrateful whore :D

[ajpoyay]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

hahahahahahahah

hahahahaha

hahahahahaha

[stjimmy788]

my personal favorite part is when he says " asshole fungus infected, maggots pussy cock, ill miss you"

[agentsmart86]

rofl quote of the day

[LER77]

lol hahahah lol

[trav1sbickle]

hahah...."i'll miss you"

[NESaholic]

mega funny!

[wattha98]

He had no shame in doing it. haha

[KillaKlump]

LMAO