This mall is DEAD!

[Shaeam]

The emperor and all his heirs are dead... I suppose we should all be scared.

[GorillaSnackz]

deadmall5

[KMFCM]

gotta find Jason

[Zydake654]

Looks like S'wallow Valley Mall. Shrim!!!

[solid408]

I don't think he's dead. I think he is sleeping

[TherealDarthSlayden]

R.I.P mall section ????-2012

[AlienSymbiote]

Hudson Mall...

[ForcheAlex]

Fan-tastic!

[ThePigBros]

is there a cut between 0:15 and 0:16 ?

[spamspaz]

Looks like s'wallow valley.

[Echovix]

This is better than Dead Rising

[Tacobot2017]

WOW real mature Not funny at all!!! i cant believe you killed that old man to make you're dumb video...

[Dissadrio]

Bob added to the party.

[Snake711cool]

get his shoes yo

[EloNoolah]

look out for the wolf

[FleeZX]

2 DAYS 23 HOURS 59 MINUTES REMAINING

[zxcviilll]

Just don't go into the courtyard...

[headstomper17]

ive covered wars ya know..

[RelieveSF]

the future refused to change

[Eyeshield1625]

Wasn't that song in the background on a podcast before?

[AdamLewellyn]

I've never understood why people sleep at the mall.

[NachoCaliente04]

i thought that was rocco

[JOSHxMATT]

I see what he did there.

[blackdakkon]

The worst mall.

[kaz287]

look out for assassins

[CoFFeeWolFF]

oyawzmeh 

[mafiamanj15]

Damnit Shawn, you're supposed to call 911 when there's a guy that's dead on a bench in the mall. -_-

[CodeProvider]

This mall giving you a hard time? I've fought malls like this before.

[De4noo]

@CodeProvider fuck yo

[MessrDookie101]

Parallel universe vid to Jan's

[VexylMusic]

Same mall company as the one I live next to. (Westfield)

[Physhi]

You know, Richard Leonard "The Iceman" Kuklinski used to dump bodies on benches. You may be witness to a mafia hit, Shawn.

[The7thINFANTRY]

Way to save a survivor Shawn

[SKATEyD3STROY]

Background music = SWAG.

[MatNightmare]

Shawn's covered wars, you know.

[PaulWallsBalls]

RIP

[Anytime99]

@PaulWallsBalls

I'll RIP u a new one >:)

[Gameathoner]

It always depresses me when I see a mall or a part of a mall that has a bunch of empty stores.

[no00dylan]

TAQUITOOOOOOO!

[otolol]

My father is sleeping there again? ffs 

[TheOriginalYak]

Rocco tried to warn them...

[forrioman]

Whats the point of that old guy being there lol, he could be in a bed. I guess he likes to creep on girls.

[captainbatguano]

RIP this part of the mall -1972-2012

[dominickkk5]

call up dobis.  they'll get it up and running.

[MattieBoy360]

DERRICK'S DREAM WAS REAL

[TheAndyman1000]

Dawn of the Dead: a YouTube collaboration between Yosemiteland and George Romero.

[chief1051]

Who just killed a guy in the mall?

-AHHYASSSME

[nurikosguardian]

What shawn didn't realise was that it was he who was dead.

[AdamDuffield]

The prelude to Dawn of the dead.

[AdamDuffield]

@AdamDuffield OR SHOULD I SAY SHAWN OF THE DEAD??? AMIRIGHT!1

[Doctalen]

*Says something like top comments trying to get a top comment*

[WrinklyBanana]

Is that mall causing you trouble? I've fought malls like this before.

[rustyburger]

Erotica.

[smpowis]

Mariah Carey.

[Urindunk]

that mall was dead, yo, so i continued to A1A - BEACHFRONT AVENUE!

[ZolRing]

"Dead Rising quote"

[72393pac]

Paul Hartman mid fities overweight slighlty senile has made the old fashioned mistake today of going out in public with a dress shirt and shorts on ................ w h a t a f a g

[QuestionablyRoyal]

All malls look the same...

[R370RD]

Just wait when it rises.

[DudeL26710]

Great Erotica shot!

[rushnerd]

@DudeL26710

This is a really good comment.

[M1k3yMcFly]

Is this that mall in El Cajon? That mall is always dead.

[KillSwitch66627]

Ive fought in malls like this before

[Tubofluxar]

rip! 

[Serpentar9000]

ded?Not big surprise

[shalpp]

Hey that's not regency square

[florianizer]

obvious cut, trash vid.

[WuzitWorthit]

It's okay Shawn, the helicopter will pick you up in 3 days on the roof.

[roxkpo1]

we need a new mall this one is dead

[padmouseable]

He never woke up... Shawn made sure of it.

[Prox1015]

shawn was arrested shortly after the video for suspicion of murder. the man you see this video never woke up again he has been murdered. shawn is still in prison.

[NoWittyNamesLeft]

An old man sat limp on a wooden bench, not making the tiniest of motions or showing the

slightest signs of life. A young boy had taken notice of this when his mother had brought him

to buy some toys for his friend's upcoming birthday party the previous week, and he surely

hadn't moved an inch since then. "What's wrong?" chirped the boy. He had slowly but surely

worked up the courage to check on him when his mother had turned away. A Pause. Then, in a barely audible voice, a grumble; Sshh

[NoWittyNamesLeft]

@NoWittyNamesLeft The boy was happy that the man seemed well, but was perplexed at his choice of words. The man looked lonely, why wouldn't he want to talk? Does he not like children? maybe he wasn't okay after all. He tried again, this time with a small tug on the man's shorts.

[NoWittyNamesLeft]

@NoWittyNamesLeft Nothing this time, he seemed very determained to keep up appearances, but for what or for whom he could not begin to speculate. After one more hesitant attempt, the boy gave up and hurried back to his mother, who was still distracted with the pretty dresses in the store window.

[NoWittyNamesLeft]

@NoWittyNamesLeft A month has passed. After the birthday party the boy had started thinking again of the old man in the mall. Something about him felt vaguely familiar, warm even, despite his seemingly cold and distant nature. Why was he so drawn to him? there were dozens of other old people leisurely sitting every which way throughout the mall, some even more lifeless than the man.

[NoWittyNamesLeft]

@NoWittyNamesLeft He just felt different. Not being old enough to drive, he knew if he wanted to go back he would need to ask his mother. A false reason would need to be given of course, but it felt right doing so.

[NoWittyNamesLeft]

@NoWittyNamesLeft Before they left the house the weather had seemed calm and still, much like the man on the bench. On the drive, however, it began to rain quite furiously. The boy had always enjoyed rain, but it was rather violent this time around, causing the road to ripple and the lights to blur. It was still calming in its own way, but not entirely welcome. The trip felt strange enough without the sudden change in scenery.

[NoWittyNamesLeft]

@NoWittyNamesLeft The first thing the boy noticed when walking through the doors was the absence of the person he came here to see, or observe, to be more accurate. This worried him. Did he die? did he get lost? or did he just go home, wherever that might be.

[NoWittyNamesLeft]

@NoWittyNamesLeft The latter seemed unlikely, if he had a home or a family they surely had no place for him, he had been in there for a long time. The boy pictured what his mother might say if he had left her and lived in a shopping mall, and he winced at the thought.

[NoWittyNamesLeft]

@NoWittyNamesLeft After looking around for nearly an hour, his mother became impatient and told him they would be leaving soon. The boy was upset at this, but understood. As he turned to pick up the Dr. Pepper he had left on the bench, the man was there, sipping from it. A doubletake, and then a gasp. This was the first time he had seen the man move, let alone show any interest in anything of his. His throat was caught in a lump, but he managed to work out a sentence:

[NoWittyNamesLeft]

@NoWittyNamesLeft "Y-you like Dr. Pepper too?" he asked. He was surprised at how shaky that had come out, but the man was not phased. "Sure do, used to drink this shit all the time with the only man that ever understood me". "He liked it more than I did, though". Much of the pain in his words were lost on someone so young, but not all. "Are you really okay, mister?" "You've been here for so long, don't you have a family?"

[NoWittyNamesLeft]

@NoWittyNamesLeft

"Family's a funny word, kid. It gets used a lot, not always correctly, but even when it is nobody really thinks about why they use it or what it means." The boy is lost for words at this, so he decides to keep listening instead of talking. "I had one. Maybe one too many, I sure didn't deserve them." "When they finally had enough of me, all I had was my friend. Then he became my family. And do you know what I did with him?" "N-no, what did you do?"



[NoWittyNamesLeft]

@NoWittyNamesLeft "Same thing, but it hurt a lot more. To be born into people that care about you is one thing, but to find someone else out there that has no reason to love you, who does anyway, that's far more special when you think about it." "I guess so" said the boy. "But I think you're wrong about something". The man laughed, but humored him. 'What's that?" he asked. If they're that special, I think they would take you back and want to see you again".

[NoWittyNamesLeft]

@NoWittyNamesLeft The man paused a moment. After what appeared to be a gaze of deep reflection, he nodded. "Yes, you're probably right." "That's why I'm here." "The man stood, and worked his way to the doors. A slim, blonde figure walked through with something in his hand, he would look almost like a model if it weren't for his beard. Without hesitation, the old man picked a strange object from his pocket, and hit the scrawny person with such force that his eyes nearly launched from his skull.

[NoWittyNamesLeft]

@NoWittyNamesLeft There was no blood, or screaming, and nobody seemed to notice what had happened aside from the boy and the two who had crossed paths. The smaller man heaped to the ground in what seemed like an instant, and simply disappeared shortly after. The boy felt like he could faint at any moment, but he was too interested in what had happened to allow it. "Why did you do that!" Who was that?!" he shouted. A dry smile swept across the face of the now even older, but happier, man.

[NoWittyNamesLeft]

@NoWittyNamesLeft "That was me, once". "What?" the boy snapped, "are you crazy?". "I WAS crazy". "I let my life fall so far from my grasp that I married a girl I didn't love just to prove to myself that the man who was always there for me wasn't really there for me after all, to prove to myself that I couldn't have loved him". "So far that I went to a shopping mall and took the time to film a tired old man on a bench for some stupid pun, which thousands of people would pretend to care about.

[NoWittyNamesLeft]

@NoWittyNamesLeft "Was it to make me feel better? I don't know". "Maybe they really enjoyed it, but that isn't the point". "By stopping myself here, I think I've got that second chance, kid. The worst of it never happened, and I no longer exist". "But.. i'm so confused." "Please tell me your name?". The man looked to the floor, perhaps in sincere temptation, then looked up again. "I'm just some fucking hipster". And then he was gone.

[NoWittyNamesLeft]

@NoWittyNamesLeft The boy looked around. The man was gone, but he was still sitting on the bench. The Dr. Pepper can was still moist at the tip, he knew he didn't imagine it. Were they sitting here the whole time, was the boy also motionless as they sat there together? Just as he started to question himself, his mother called after him.

[chinamen555]

fucker...filmin me while i take a snooze >:O

[danthman666]

DEAD RISING 3 CONFIRMED

[cantsnapurpicture]

shawn this video proves it. not only are you a hipster, you are a hipster vampire. Not once did I see your reflection int the windows. fuck you, you hip vampire. or maybe you vampster?

[NextGenerationLolz]

Horror!

[NATAS0m3n]

S'wallow valley mall?

[ryukukuku]

ahahahhahahahahaa

[NewtrogicSonic]

Dead rising 2 skit comfirmed

[Abbabaxauacs]

Fantastic!

[TheXRealXBrapp]

This must be a dead rising parody.

[bigdevriendt]

Michigan?

[origamikiller012]

dead rising 3 leaked?

[NautyEskimo]

was that the all where you guys shot dead rising?

[DeathSammich]

Alright, now give me "Dead"!

[TheReReAnimator]

What are we doing here!?

[chaoticjuju7]

America's 2nd best place to piss.

[gravywpg]

that transition didn't fool me

[AbyssCrown]

Do your part for the environment, Shawn, and recycle that man. He's littering the mall.

[venomvsspidey11]

Fantastic!

[yayakaboom]

Sleepy time.

[lBlueShadowI]

Shawn proceeded to pull his genitals out and share them with the poor man.

[jvemPiRe14]

@lBlueShadowI garrett would be the one who would do that

[Zdk15]

Wow Shawn, how rude! You shouldn't just film him like that. You should've got a close up in 1080p from multiple angles!

[TheBabyChooChoo]

don't you have a wife to bang or something? stop making fun of dead people in malls

[StateAardvark]

Mega64: Dead Rising 2 confirmed.

[TheXRealXBrapp]

@StateAardvark you mean 3?

[Hitogoji]

A video produced and directed by Prince.

[TheReggaeMortis]

Real footage of man dead in mall MUST SEE

[Madashell23]

That means there's no more room in Hell.

[SillyBuns11]

The "Time" Waster, Part 123890123890123

[Ericd1492]

This dead mall giving you problems? I've fought dead malls like this before.

[officialunofficial]

RIP Tupac 

[FPExooodus]

FAN

TASTIC

[JERB69s]

thubs up if u thot it was epic win XD

[FaLc336]

rare video of rocco in his true form

[armadilloracer]

He went TO THE CLOUD! (LULZ MEGA64 MY BEST FROENDS (udont get da memes den ur not wurthy(LOL SHAWNZ DED RIP ARHA))

[GiantDoucheNG]

the waster: 21 seconds edition

[GiantDoucheNG]

obese hitler is just nappin'

[rosenblooom]

I had a mall like that. Got remodeled. There's a Tiffany's there now. Parking costs $20.

I don't go there anymore.

[xSh0ckWaVe]

I've covered wars, you know.

[Listersmate2]

All of them are getting that way!!!!

[noajenk]

Should the mall DIE? 

[Keitarox1]

Oh, great pose, great shot!

[bry1714]

Rocco's Dad?

[Icflardragon]

yep

this is a video

[SOUNDWAVE643]

Look outside your window Shawn. There is a present waiting for you.

[videobob92]

SOPA takes censorship to the next level.

[TookanArrow2myASS]

lol not nice 

[Coletanm]

Or did you....

[Flub89]

#tougheconomy

[Coletanm]

Why didn't you rape him?

[mrredgreen]

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