Pokemon Bootleg Green Ep. 1

[LpsTheFilms]

IS THIS CREEPY?SOMEONE TELL ME BEFORE I WATCH IT!

[Crimm]

When it first started, with like, the first sentence, I was like ok, this doesn't seem like such a bad translation.

Everything after that? lolnope.

[AlexCohen33]

Do you know why this version wasn't released in US?

Because green is whorish-Angela from The Office.

[Shay16236]

0:38

Green has white city...

Crystal has black society...

Coincidence? I think not.

[MultiGlory13]

i ordered from japan pokemon green

[CannyTails]

He escaped smoothly.

Like a smooth criminal.

[AnimeCanuck]

"The enemy's shadow has fallen down"... it just sounds awesome. XD

[TheHugbees]

The V in Tofv really fits with the rest of the game's writing

[AlexCohen33]

they should make a hack of this game called 'Pokemon whorish green version'.(the Office reference)

[princessserena1035]

you used a V in tofv's name X'D

[trelior]

I think this blind idiot translation is kinda funny in a So Bad It's Good kind of way.

[TakoshidaEpikShinxz]

"Act as my opponent"? But I don't like the actor's lines! D:

[fyrentenimar]

So hit to key is now hit home? It's just not the same, is it?

[hoboindenial]

did anyone notice a mention of evergreen city?

[Androiski]

lol dude u did use V

[WesCordell]

great dub man. Had me laughing all the way through

[MagicalObeseUnicorn]

Your reading and the random words just make me laugh so hard. xD

[Awesomewithaz]

I love bootleg versions of horribly translated games. It makes me feel like i'm surrounded by foreigners.

[BlackFlame208]

Bobobobobobo is an awesome show. Super fist of the nose hairs FTW!

[jethrotest]

i had a crazy version of pokemon emerald , too bad i cant post it here

[Pixel777Productions]

"The creature named PET was treated as a pet."

Really?! That's shocking, nobody'd ever expect that!

[DeusEvert0]

You named him TOFV

[VaelVictus]

Escaping smoothly xD

[StateBlaze1989]

Oh man, this brought back so many memories..

[Sx3KingKai]

SUPER FIST OF THE NOSE HAIRS

[LuigiGodzillaGirl]

I'm coming down with a cold, and the idea that the coffee man was originally hungover made my night!

P.S. Bacon X Eggie is my new OTP

[ShadowKibago]

where did you get pokemon green

[AuditionGuy258]

i dont know why but i named my player "TSUNA" lol.

[ronaldli5]

why is the sound choppy every now and then.

[LapineSamurai]

INCON? shoulda gone with ENCOM

[LapineSamurai]

Yeah I gotta know where you managed to find this.. or what search terms you used when you searched for it.

[ipwnuall2112]

TOP PERCENTAGE OF ALL KELARS!!!!

[KHLovergirl13]

I kept half-expecting the critical hit to be called "hit to key!" here too...

[chavez9460]

wheres the other guy

[COMPUTEROSIS]

6 people REALLY miss Dubs... or would rather watch [more] Vietnamese Crystal...

(confused...)

Ok...

[speedemon892000]

2:04 Come on name it Douche!

[aquacode2]

I GOT JUMPED WHILE READING THE SIGN!!

[NicoNicoNess]

Japanese name for Pidgey = Popo

Bobo?

Close enough!

[feckles20]

so glad you did this, i'm getting to the end of vietnamese crystal (well, what you've done so far) and was hoping you'd do something else, your videos are hilarious :D

i would love for dubs to be in some of these ones too, you two make a great comedy team. FEARFUL!!!

[Jalathas]

Bobobo-foe-bobo-blow

[PhoenixWrightfan101]

I have an English copy of Green, but it's not like this...

[PhoenixWrightfan101]

I do like your version better, though!

[sakurahime4438]

Nurse joy looks kinda witchy. anyone else see that?

[sakurahime4438]

Tovu and Chedr? sounds legit.

[Kagestatus]

I miss elves and Monaters. D;

[teckwizz123]

wich came first, pokemon blue, red or green?

[CasualVideoGamer]

@teckwizz123 Professor Oak.

[MrCocoaNinja]

BoBoBo-Bo Bo-BoBo was an awesome show.

[redwulf777]

You yourself is awesome and all, but it just isn't the same without Dubs. :/

..."FEARFUL!"

[frostysangel]

@redwulf777 R.I.P.F. Dubs...

Rest.In.Peace.FEARFUL

[redwulf777]

@frostysangel D: Noooo, no, FEARFUL is still alive! They just need to post the next part of Vietnamese Crystal.

[drawkward234]

@frostysangel his tombstone will read: "He was FEARFUL"

[VikingBoyBilly]

Wow. The old man who "hasn't had his coffee yet" really had a hangover from alcohol. How revealing.

[bijoukaiba]

@Prophetpat Okay, thanks. Sorry about that. :)

[sinepretsnom]

Man, you're great!

[FalconPunch14]

BOBO? WHERE THE FUCK IS MY FUCKING LAP????

[bijoukaiba]

Speaking of Tofu vs Bacon, I've always wondered... what do the people in Pokemon eat? Do they eat Pokemon? If so, which ones? Are there animals we just don't know about?

There's probably some sort of PETP (People for the Ethical Treatment of Pokemon) organization in the PKMN world. 

[alphamone]

@bijoukaiba

you mean team plasma?

[bijoukaiba]

@alphamone Is Plasma from DPPt or BW? I haven't played any Pokemon games since 4th Gen. because I didn't buy a DS.

[CasualVideoGamer]

@bijoukaiba There've been many times when they've mention the eating of Pokemon. Slowpoke tails are considered a delicacy, Miltanks are pretty much the PKMN world's cows, and I'm sure there are hunters that go after the deer and bird types.

[quazarphazar]

Watching this instead of doing math ^^.....

[THEmuteKi]

After all that Vietnamese Crystal, I got to this video and thought for the most part "Well, the names aren't going to be right, not least of all because this was probably from long before the game came out here and thus names like squirtle, bulbasaur, etc. weren't established yet -- but other than that the translation seems mostly acceptable if still amusing."

Then you read that sign in Viridian. "PET...has source of vigorous force to show trick" indeed/

[92Karoola]

Needs Moar D.W.

[RuthlessRich]

I wanted you to name bulbasaur salad as well, or cabij.

[pandaktak]

hhgfjs

[finaleus]

is lemon going to have a party?

[Ashkihyena]

So far I don't think this one is as funny, to me, nothing will ever top Monaters, but I'll have to wait and see.

[ClosetHippie1010]

The whole time you were thinking of what to name bulbasaur I kept shouting "SALAD NAME IT SALAD" "hmmm... Lemon" "DAMNIT!"

[jelloegg]

@ClosetHippie1010 There is such a thing as a lemon seed.

[AnimeCanuck]

@ClosetHippie1010 He can always name a different grass type Salad - like Oddish/Gloom/Vileploom. XD

[coolgamer1677]

Also, WHY'D THEY DELETE THE DRUNK GUY.

[coolgamer1677]

I actually enjoy the older sprites. I hope someday they release the proper versions on Wii or SOMETHING like a digital download. Having the proper red blue and green would be excellent.

[alphamone]

@coolgamer1677

japanese blue is basicly the english version release.

[obesellama]

The mistranslations in Viet Crystal are funnier.

[StealthyCaboose]

Lol i like how in his battle against tofv he says, "he must have hit to key"

[DKnight753]

you should have named that bulbsaur salad lol

[ViperhawkX]

Missingno. glitch, go go go!

[SpocksGirlfriend]

You wrote Tofv, not Tofu. : <

[tantou]

@SpocksGirlfriend Not only is there a video annotation that says "I realize that I wrote Tofv," he also vocally realizes later in the video..

[SpocksGirlfriend]

@tantou I know ehehehe I hadn't gotten that far yet xD

[boonski]

WHAT?! I didn't even move! I got jumped!

lmao

[JuhnaNemiko]

Something I never understood is that since all pre-Game Boy color games were meant to be in black and white, how does the system know how to colorize it?

[psychoTR2]

@JuhnaNemiko The color might have been programmed in so that it can be displayed on a Super GameBoy, a Super Nintendo attachment that lets you play GameBoy games on your SNES.

[TheRealKitsune]

I don't know if it's the same in Green, but you probably could have gotten that potion from the PC in your room.

[DZrache]

I'm drunk and this is the funniest shit I've seen all week.

[awesomerobo2000]

no volcanoe bakemeat in the house?

[JakerK017]

Holy fuck! I had this game! I got it from a flea market several years ago! A couple of friends have it now, though. Lost my gameboy and gave it away.

[lynxfoxx]

Holy hell I didn't stop laughing until the video stopped.

CONTINUE THIS. This is a god damn comedy goldmine.

[raHunterB]

Get Mewtwo, name it Fluff.

[DaRkLoRdZoRc]

OK, I can understand Crystal sucking because it was Vietnamese, but this looks possibly English. How did they fuck up the translations THAT badly?

[kingaxel156]

hey DC can you send a link for this game

[Courantha]

oh, and I'm sure someone else has probably already said it, but TOFV F**KING OAK!!!

[Courantha]

apparently these bootleggers don't know what word wrapping is lol

[egg1111115]

yay ExtraLives!

[IUseTwoKeyboards]

Instead of sating, "sober up," I shall now say, "dispel the effects of alcohol."

[awesomerobo2000]

BACON!

[Yumega200]

3 people also called their rival Tofv

[dyrnwynski]

Gist is pronounced with a short "I" as "Jist"

[jwaffe]

I liked this video, but it's not as funny without the other guy that you had in Pokemon Crystal, I think let's plays with games like this are best done with friends.

[Riikathezombie01]

I was actually thinking you going to name Incon salad.

[Riikathezombie01]

@Riikathezombie01 Whoops! made a mistake, I forgot to add were to the post

[ColorPrinter42]

Random trivia! One of the bugs in the Japanese Red/Green allowed you to somehow manage to switch a Pokemon with an item. Yes, you read that right. Yes, it completely broke the game. In horrifying ways.

[SilverSinspawn]

Tofv

[deathspath13]

Lolololol you're laughing and then stop yourself because your friends not there.

Its okay. Forever Alone w/ your pokemons

[LanceVert1]

"I AM SHOUTING!"

[SkittleKrew122]

ESCAPING SMOOTHLY

[batcommandar]

...Tofv?

[lzzy423]

name metapod penis. "Penis used harden!"

[SilverSinspawn]

@lzzy423 Old joke is old

[Muse041]

You should try a swedish version or something like that but nothing beats drug bag fuck

[AModernMyth11]

I think this is awesome! If you can, definitely try to see if this copy happens to have any of the rumors people were talking about, such as the Lavender Town theme being all high pitched, or the Unit 751 or whatever Pokemon. That'd be awesome! :D

[Kirbyatic]

damnit Tofv is way too polite it's creeping me out

[IHelpNexon]

wat happen to ur other friend? is he not with you anymore during ur game.

[errantharpy]

Plus a million points for choosing Bulbasaur. Bulbasaur is ace. ~<3

[VulcanConrayMC]

U should have named him Salad

[SpiffyBacon]

Yay! You named him after my namesake!

[TehJeY]

following up on both series.... c_c It's better when there's more people there.

Also some names: Vegge, flan, stew, apple, peppr, crisp, pmpkn, fries, grape, burgr, ptato... I'm out of 5-letter foods :P

[euqsec]

Laughed out loud repeatedly... also Salad.

[FullmetalNick23]

Love it! keep up the good work.

[AWhiskeyNeat]

yeah stick to vietnamese crystal

[DekuDemon]

International Home of Bacon.

[TBH148]

Bacon Vs Tofv, start!

[Pika025]

I agree, this isn't bad, but you should really consider getting other commentators like in the Crystal videos.

[Valtharr]

it's entertaining, but the translations by far aren't as bad as in Viet Crystal, meaning they aren't as entertaining. but maybe it gets better (or should I say worse?) later in the game. also, it would be more fun if you played this with the other guy from the crystal vids (DW, I think?)

So, final verdict:

It's definitely not bad, but personally, I would rather watch Vietnamese Crystal part 42.

[LaHarley]

first you "hit home" then you "hit to key" to open the door and enter?

[LaHarley]

Creme mango chips curds grits rice taco grape onion salt tea soup matzo veal lamb pork tart pear plum kiwi cake beef and um... krill?

[TheSpazzofMuffins]

+1 subscriber

[Throbbulator1]

Toast

[CaseyGirl0495]

you should use the mew glitch and catch a mew :D

[konataizumi465]

Where's your partner in crime? :(

[suflokpldasdf]

Hit home! Wait Lemon can do this! ROFL.

[lawragatajar]

The translation in this game is much better than expected. There's some spacing and capitalization issues, but otherwise, it's readable. Even the attacks have decent names. This video only had a few, so I'm curious how the rest are.

[GhostFace645]

HIT HOME!

[natster43]

Pretty awesome. I can't wait to see more of this and the Vietnamese Crystal.

[Limegez]

I was literally yelling at my screen when you was giving the name:

"IT'S V NOT U! NO, NO, NO DON'T PRESS OK FSAJOFBLFKSAO NOW IT'S TOFV, YOU SON OF A...!!!!" :c

[NessDanlen]

Where is the other guy? =(

[UltimateGamer1690]

Ladle

For a pokemon name

[Firegurl789]

AW, Kelar isn't the same as Caml. ;~;

[kidrobots]

I would like to see you keep playing this, maybe do alternate saves where you try glitches.

[willace11]

I cannot for the life of me find a ROM player.

I want to play Vietnamese crystal so badly!

[MagicProdukshunZ]

@willace11 VisualBoyAdvance, google it.

[Maaka63]

Tofv's outfit looks like something from the 80s.

[AIn8dx]

i miss these simple pokemon games. if only they had running shoes...

[TheDailyDuelist]

What happened to your friend that use to commentate with you?

[Potpan0]

Can you name a pokemon potpan. No real reason apart from cus it's my name.

[HHog]

@Potpan0 They can only use 5 letters in a name, dude. So it'd end up as "Potpa" or something.

[ninaneon1]

Where did the live show video go?

[XxDarkWingAngelxX]

why does yours have color? T>T

[Hadouken101]

Anybody noticed that he actually spelt the rival's name as TOFV? :/

[extreme29]

Catch a pidgey and name it Fearful!

[ThatLittleAznGirl]

Where's Dubz? ]:

[PokemonMasterB2]

lemon "hit home" with shado three times but no egg appeared

[GirXdolly]

"But the attack of the PEThasn' t hi t home!"

Damn thats a long way to say missed. XD

[DrFlacutono]

Name a grass type Letis!

[DrFlacutono]

It's good, but I think it's better with both of you playing.

[Daveyo520]

name a pidgey Dave. :D

[prplhayesvp70]

No more Eggie bagfuck. :(

[TheMarauder51]

Nevermind, I just saw the drunken old man!

[TheMarauder51]

Not as good as Volcano Bakemeat. Or FEARFUL!

[xXaLLHaTeMeXx]

name a fire type Curry

[schpleeinsanity]

name a grass type Salad!!

[prophetofendgame]

Quick Lemon, GO ALL OUT before BOBO Blows again!

[vgmer555]

if you ever get a farfetch'd name it fearful.

(unless you don't have enough room, then name it fear)

[Haxariachz]

Lol... You guys realize you put TOFV right?

[Haxariachz]

Lol... You guys realize you put TOFV right?

[Mercury515]

Where's your partner? D:

[sebbotnik]

Pokemon, full-life concequenses.

[ohnoanotherputz]

this is entertaining, but badly lacking a sidekick for you to talk to. Also, name one of your pokemon "Nacho"