Ross Noble - Unrealtime (2/11)

[smudgypalms]

oh god it's so hard to drink or eat while watching him. I almost died several times XD

[HeavensOfMetal]

Do ankles have backs? They don't really..

[stormshadow2k]

"Apparently with a smaller trompet attached" Fucking genious!



[999rooster999]

crazy as a shithoue rat. but funny as fuck

[captainwungf]

Absolute comic genius. Everything I've ever seen him on, and his own stand-up material, is nothing short of brilliant. Total batshit mad random nonsense. Love it!

[cc4lyf]

@lmlmlml @ImaginaryNightshade - he could be saying gare, as in trainstation?

[aylish95]

Mirror, mirror, manuver

[mikesway23]

i don't get to see much of Ross Nob, but he's the best i've ever watched, he can come up with such funny stuff on the spot and i sure had pains from laughing at the end of his shows lol. Always no1

[Michaelsbabybye]

"this is actually a trumpet... with a smaller trumpet attached to it..." LMAOO omg sooooo funnyyy!!!!!

[truechibirainbow]

i'd pay anyone £1000 to anyone who can watch him without laughing!

[greengrendel]

@truechibirainbow Actually...

[ImaginaryNightshade]

he actually said "I am the boy": "Je suis le gars"

If he'd said "Je suis la gare" (la instead of le), he would've said "I am a station".

gars and gare are pronounced the same ;)

lol I know, i'm splitting hairs :p

"I am a station" is funnier anyway ;)

[Topea97]

@ImaginaryNightshade not being funny but i cant help myself i have to correct, a boy is garcon :P sorry GCSE french but you are right about the le and la hahahaha im so bad for detail XD xxx

[ImaginaryNightshade]

@Topea97 I know, le garçon, actually (with ç instead of c). but in colloquial french, they often just say gars. Sorry, had French for 8 years ;-)

[lmlmlml]

@ImaginaryNightshade le gars is a shortend version of le garçon ...its a shorter way of saying the boy or the guy.

[ImaginaryNightshade]

@lmlmlml Yeah, it is. :)

[reecekyle123]

lol je suis le guardez means i am the brakeman lol win

[JsvartkorpJ]

erm...I am not quite sure if you listened correctly...

Anyhow, "guardez" is no french word at all - "gardez" would and it means "gare"

blah

Ross ftw :>

[bananachip33]

Try as I like, I can't ignore the ice cream apprentice... I just can't stop looking at him!!!

[ShaneMcClyroFlynn]

I love when he confuses himself! Soooooo funny hahahaha

"Don't say that, 'cause to a French person that would be like 'I am..le....uuhhhh, I...I've confused meself now" hahahahahah

[mrsXokevinXojonas00]

ice cream apprentice... hahahha! omg this is hilarious.

[C3rial]

Ice cream apprentice!!! HAHA!

[QueenRules1100]

I love the Jerry Springer reference.

[BeibaAX]

The shaking is SO funny, lmao.

[ArtfulDodger92]

I saw him in Newcastle last night was fucking hilarious!!!!!

Also met him after and yes I am posting this comment wherever I can I'm buzzing lol

[VortexProducer]

@ArtfulDodger92 I have 2 of his DVDs and a show ticket all signed by Ross :P

[ArtfulDodger92]

@VortexProducer I've got a postcard of his face signed and I'm going to see him again in November. Can't wait :D

[TTTrixta]

Hahaha oh god my ribs are gonna bust.

[brianeggo]

it was awesome thanks ... highlight of the night was definitely his impression of Beyonce on a treadmill punching a pig lol

[rainbowmonkey27]

oh my god i was at that gig at the derngate he was fucking brilliant especially his jade goody joke

[SophabulousSinger]

What did he say about Jade Goody??

I'm seeing him tomorrow night so exited!!

[rainbowmonkey27]

"...Oooh if you didn't like that your not gonna like me Jade Goody stuff. Since she dies loads of women got themselves tested which goes to show a completely pointless human being can to something incredible its like finding out Timmy Mallets tears cure aids...if you see him dont like his face."

[rosemaryjane1712]

that was hilarious, i saw him in glasgow and i was proper crying at the beyonce thing

[brianeggo]

going to see Ross next month ... can't wait !!!

[MechanicalxAngel]

So darling, how was it?

[pointyraccoon]

NON MOISUERE VOLE EH....hmm..ahh?...NON!!!!! YEAH SHUT UP!!!!!!!!

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY!!!!!!

[XxfishiexX]

gat, like t not r is also slang word for boy, its like bloke or guy so he might have said i am i guy aswell:)

[Random1321]

I've just pissed myself.

[dermuneus]

best comedien ever! i mean half the show is abut fishing/MATH hats and look at all the things he got out of it!!!!

[venomtheevilREBORN]

What 24 for needs is a man seling ice cream

Classic

[XxLozzlesxX]

LOL sounds like the mighty boosh spirit of Jazz

[IronicTables]

.. That's because it's how all Jazz players sound X

[Silentjackal]

EPICNESS to the power of Win!