Europe According to zee Germans

[simpower7]

LOL russia...

[JeanMaria93]

I suppose I'm a partly smart and a partly alluring girl... :-D

PS:I think you live in Cologne?Or Bonn?

[Zackabier]

@JeanMaria93 That would probably be the best of all possible combinations :D

Close. It's not too far from both of those cities.

[JeanMaria93]

@Zackabier Ah,I see,thank you.

I salute you for your admiration for both women and Europe!I met some fine gentlemen when I visited Southern Germany last year. :-)

[11Kralle]

Some people never leave their homeland...

[MrLolwat1]

whats the name of this song? its so catchy!

[Zackabier]

@MrLolwat1 See the end of the vid.

[seanincali1]

yah. so retarded

[DenverYellowStone]

Did a german make this video? Clearly it sucks since every true german would think of german girls as the most beautiful in the entire world! WTF is this shit...

[MyMonkeyExploded]

CLASSY GIRLS FOR ENGLAND?! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHH­AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH­AHHA!!! I'm English, I found that funny. I used to think that Germans had no sense of humour, BUT you my friend! Haha! You've proved me wrong.

[Zackabier]

@MyMonkeyExploded Someone got it at last! The contestant reaches 100 plastic points and wins an ice-lolly at cost price! Hooray for MyMonkeyExploded! Hooray for England! Hooray for Zackabier's youtube videos! LOL! :D :D

[MyMonkeyExploded]

@Zackabier LOL! May we live in peace for eternity! God bless the Germans and the English!

"Hello and Welcome to Whose Line is it anyway, the show the points don't matter, that's right, the points are the attempt of English women trying to be classy" :P

[zoodle85]

@Zackabier Now you screwed up.

[Zackabier]

@zoodle85 I disagree. Actually, most of my points in the video base an my personal experience (and yes, I met very classy girls in England), but don't you guys ever think this makes me believe those girls are representative for their countries female population. Of course I know there is a huge load of girls in every country who are exactly the opposite, but the fun part, the joke, is to pretend it was like that and see you folks discuss it. I for myself, however, focus on my nice memories.

[Hollandia777]

@MyMonkeyExploded "Germans have no sense of huimor".. Pls, believe me - this cliché is oh so-o-o-o fuckin' wrong!

[Uuuurk]

haha

[busyscenes]

German men = Charming

[Zackabier]

@busyscenes Aww... from your lips

[tigstuga]

Finally something good about Portugal !!!

[chris16june]

hmmm und was soll das?

[simok97]

I thought this was Europe according to Germans, not European women according to Germans..

[OrbBlueCitizen]

Greetings from the UK. If you seek a classy girl, then build a time machine and head back to England 1600s - 1900s :P

[jorgepiresjunior]

Congratulations this is the best one about countries point view

[Duzaroo]

@2009ratola Depends on what you consider romantic, I suppose.

[NickSolo420]

I like this point of view!

[Roadmast3r]

Classy girls in UK LOL

[zahaj]

classy girls :D omg u should spent a night out in any club across the UK and see how ''classy'' they are!

[PolskiHetman]

finally a video without hate, good one

[lvivboi]

Ukrainian girls are better looking that belarussian girls

[lvivboi]

They certainly have Ukraine right...

[Lietuvos086]

me: I guess i could deal with being called a gentle girl

polish friend: That's just code for being a push over!

(she is totally letting the very beautiful girl thing go to her head)

[Zackabier]

@Lietuvos086 LOL Like no woman has ever been dead wrong :D

So cute...

[CallumJ230]

This isnt Europe according to a german, this is european girls! i feel outdone! and British girls are not classy unless your related to the queen or something.

[MrDeludedPenguin]

Romantic girl is code for slut :p

[WowNaXD]

i'm very beautifull girl xD ;)

[tdkzero]

Haha you think British girls are classy! Now THAT'S funny!

[BackInAGiffy]

this is probably the most positive view iv'e seen well done mate.

[TheLoneAssassiness]

So Germany likes girls. Greeting from Estonia! :)

[borgduck]

Upbeat girls in Croatia..............Jaaaaaays­uuuuus!!

[magnvsmarcvs]

classy girls in England........Jaaaaaysuuuus

[MrJimmy123ish]

it should just all be germany.

[einTyp25]

Germans love everyone :)



[JANUSZ1FROM1POLAND]

@einTyp25 it's something "new"

but ok ;)

[MCullenHightopp]

What's the music? It's sort of cute >w<

[Zackabier]

@MCullenHightopp It says in the video :)

[MCullenHightopp]

@Zackabier Oh, sorry - should have checked properly before asking! ^^;

[Zackabier]

@MCullenHightopp No worries :-)

[borgduck]

This is what I thought Europe would look to a Frenchman.

[JANUSZ1FROM1POLAND]

@borgduck or italians

[JANUSZ1FROM1POLAND]

@borgduck

or italians

[JANUSZ1FROM1POLAND]

@borgduck

or italians

[fcdcristy92]

Ooh, a video where Romania has no gypsies and thieves ... but we have lofty girls, better than gypsies and thieves anyway.

[Tornak90]

beautiful girls all over the world... :D

[skrewster]

haha "lofty girls"

[makelesita]

oh dont crawl

[VULPE24242424]

BAAAA.....TU IESTI PROST RAUUU...DA RAUUUU,RAUUUU....PROBLEMA K TU AI O PARERE BUNA DESPRE TINE....STAI IN COTETZU TAU

[RitaPoonful]

You managed to suck every European country's dick by complementing its girls.

[2009ratola]

Hello, I'm portuguese and there are no romantic girls in portugal, there are whores instead!

[ndrakey]

@2009ratola Yeah you got whores in every country on this beautiful planet today.

Girls are where the money is.

[tigstuga]

@2009ratola they are not that bad, I'm portuguese too. There really are a lot of whores, (most of them hairy), reason why french people sees us like hairy people, but, there is too a lot of romantic girls.

[MyMonkeyExploded]

@2009ratola I agree!

[radurambo]

boring and atipical. No offense for any nation?

[SigurdDaMan]

i have come to the conclusion you fap to eastern-european people.

[LordMacKarl]

The Me icon is in Köln, isn´t it?. Please give me a treat. PLZ, PLZ, PLZ, PLZ, PLZ!

[aldrickbarber35]

Do they really only think about girls? Well, be careful in Thailand..

[Frenchkisssss]

classy girls ?? the Brits ? you mean trashy girls ? Right ... ?

[LilttleFreak]

I love Germans even more now....

[alarik36]

I will nominate you for the nobelprize in videoediting.. =.-)

[terioze9]

La Turquie ne devrait pas être sur la carte.

[Zackabier]

@terioze9 C'est vrai. Mais une partie est en Europe. Nous ne sommes pas là si stricts. Il s'agit de l'idée.

[lazchildren17]

@terioze9 ah parce que la Russie est en Europe?? -___-

[terioze9]

@lazchildren17 Toute la partie à l'ouest de l'Oural se situe en Europe. Moscou et St Petersbourg sont 100% européennes et l'histoire de ce pays est intimement liée à celle du continent. Ce n'est pas le cas de la Turquie qui se trouve en Asie mineure (à part la Thrace orientale et Constantinople) et qui n'a fait que combattre pendant des siècles les pays européens.

[lazchildren17]

@terioze9 Toute la partie de l'Oural oui biensur mais quand tu regard toute la Russie c'est vraiment une toute petite partie qui est en Europe et déja la Turquie elle était plus en Europe que d'autres pays n'oublie pas l'Empire Ottoman , si tu va en ex-yougoslavie que maintenant nous appelons le Balkan qui vient du Turc et nous avons laissé notre culture , les Bosniens , les Albanais , les Kosovares sont musulmans grâce aux Turcs et y a beaucoup de Turcs qui vivent en Europe de l'est .

[Zackabier]

@lazchildren17 C'est vraiment absolument fascinant, Monsieur Data. Veuillez continuer! ;-)

[lazchildren17]

@Zackabier J'aime à quel point les gens sont jaloux de la Turquie sa me fais trop plaisir

[weddinganejakopp]

Do you really believe that turkish girls are elegant? :)

[Zackabier]

@weddinganejakopp at least those I know closer :)

[wei495]

@weddinganejakopp There's a wave of Turkish-German people from Turkish immigration, etc etc.

[johnsmith4442]

so dull so typically german

[Zackabier]

@johnsmith4442 I can feel your pain. It runs deep. Let it out! Share it with me!

[brazilianbutterfly61]

@Zackabier I liked your video,it was typically German,which I love :D Greets from the country with the alluring girls. x

I'm 16,so I didn't create the mess in greece,but my parents and grandparents did.For that I'm sooooooo sorry,we honestly don't want the money nor do we feel entitled to it.Apoligies to germany and europe for having to be dragged into OUR mess,when WE should be the ones to fix it. x

[Zackabier]

@brazilianbutterfly61 There is no need to apologize! I tell you what: No matter how long it might be ago, you Greeks invented Science and Democracy and many more. You paved the way into a civilized and peaceful Europe where people can live in freedom and culture, and for this we are in your dept. Without Greece Europe is unthinkable!

So here's a message for all the money-grabbing industrials and politicians out there: STFU and help them out you capitalist morons!

[brazilianbutterfly61]

@Zackabier Thankyou for your kind words,honestly the everyday people are suffering,the average greek household is living of 600 euro a month,plus all those taxes.You know living beyond our means caused it,but our politians destroyed greece for their own benefit.You know the rockefeller's lied about greece,greece shouldn't of been allowed into the euro.I hope we default and revert back to the drachma.I read hateful comments,people don't realise that us the everyday people are suffering

[1elgalle1]

racy girls! xD germany ice girls! xD

[vercarnist]

SO best :)  "girls, girls, girls, girls ... more girls!"

[Schaezen]

What did you write for belgian girls ? Can't read... But as a belgian let me tell you you should write "arrogant girls" on the north of Belgium and alcoholic girls on the south.

[Zackabier]

@Schaezen I'd love to, if that only would fit into it ;)

[KimBobTraktor]

So, i guess you like girls....

[lolnus]

i can se a guy made this video :P

[SupahTrunks7]

@absolutgermanyfangrl lol. i always think about hetalia when watching these. :)

[totalbee123]

Yeah, right! :-) But Ha ha ha Funny nevertheless

[chezlesbisounours]

You underestimate the beauty of "your" girls in Germany, my friend ! German girls are sooooo cute...! :-) Thanks for the "charming" attribute you gave to french girls.. Vielen Danke !

[Zackabier]

@chezlesbisounours De rien :D ... Oui, les filles allemand sont très jolies ;-) But I wish they would show some more courage to be individual instead of following the mainstream looks they find around them. ;)

[devdissent]

Only a German would preface a youtube video with "This is not exact science" lol

[Zackabier]

@devdissent LOL, I like that!

[belltakami]

@devdissent No, Japanese too.

[absolutgermanyfangrl]

But wait... would we Americans count as "Annoying Loud Girls" and Canadians "Shy Girls"?

[Zackabier]

@absolutgermanyfangrl Uuuum... let me think... :P

[absolutgermanyfangrl]

@Zackabier

but then, why is everything "girls" on this vid? I never knew that Germany was that into girls...yay...(/)º ω º(\) Screw the French, Germans want ladies!!!!!!

[Zackabier]

@absolutgermanyfangrl Now I get all this Ludwig and Hetalia stuff! At first I was like, what the hell is that girl talking about? :D

Ok, thank you for showing me a new part of the (TV-) world ;-)

[absolutgermanyfangrl]

@Zackabier

You're very welcome!! I love spreading the word about Hetalia!!

[absolutgermanyfangrl]

I never realized Ludwig thought that much about girls....

[luckyStrike89ru]

Turkish women are not really elegant, I'd say. They're rather more fiery. I know, I've dated one.

[GermanskiNajezdzca]

Haha cheers from Poland! Dont like germany as a country but i have met very nice people there!

[Biot94]

@GermanskiNajezdzca iam german and i'm very nice too. ;D

[camilocuesta]

Devoted girls for Slovakia, that's true

[damill14]

I dont see how this could offend anyone

[HollywoodGermany]

lol french is very very very more bitchy as we are... stay cool, bro

[jupi9867]

well thanks a lot and congrats from "proud and warm-hearted girl" :D

[joe12544]

romantic girls and the food too,bring the beer next time- too

[skrumy29]

Are you a virgin ?:)

[Zackabier]

@skrumy29 No, I'm sorry. But no worries, one day you'll lose that status too. And it will be real and wonderful :D

[Assassin0328]

@Zackabier I have 2 questions for you

1 .How many times do you masturbate daily ?

2 . Do you switch hands when you get tired ?

[Zackabier]

@Assassin0328 Good one! :D

1. Look at the map, why should I?

2. They are not on my body when it comes to action, but yes, I switch them when one gets tired ;-)

[aporia82]

this is my favourite 'according to' video :)

[94jwilk]

Poland---very beautiful girls....thank you germans ;3

[pokeBAMsayber101]

Yeses we Italians are the passionate girlss

[RainMakerTheFirst]

Germans don't know anything about girls.......:)))). dude UK has classy girls? maibe 1 in a bilion, and they are not indians

[ThePRitender]

So the German brain is like a strip club? Girls Girls Girls? hah awesome my type of people :D

[hunorafi]

You have surprisingly good humor for a German and I happen to completely agree with you. Where ever I go in the world I only remember the girls later on and I have to get the photos out to remember anything else.

[Zackabier]

@hunorafi This man thinks like me!

And as for the humor, I don't take it as an insult (many of my fellow countrymen would) as I know zee Germans are ze most serious people in ze vorld. Take care!

[hunorafi]

@Zackabier Good on you mate! I'm a Hungarian living in Australia and I actually always have a good time in Germany. I happen to like good beer, singing in a bar, sausages and sauerkraut. I always said, that it is the end of the road, if we can't laugh at ourselves. So it's all good.

[Zackabier]

@hunorafi That is so true! Whenever you come to Germany again, give me a message and we'll have a drink together.

[hunorafi]

@Zackabier Thanks for that. See you tonight then.

[TheChuckLemon]

Hmmm... Portugal = hot but NAGGY GIRLS! XD

[whaddupmf]

This is quite funny actually. The Germans are simply rating the other countries according to what they feel about that particular country's female population !!! LOL

[heyula07]

what the fuck was that :D

[TheOnlyShadowin]

AMGAF PFFT- yes

[bigturk74]

Classy girls in UK?? Dude you got a weird understanding of classiness..

[nejustinas32]

Girls girls and girls...

That's about it

[annahpanna]

hahaha i take it you like girls

[xboxzeke101]

i learned a fact today. that Germans are horny :3

[HetaliaFangirlAru]

Win XD

[Zackabier]

@Synthiotics It is, as you expected, because of the girls in London and Liverpool :}

[toisver]

:D

[MiinniiMoon]

DDD: racy girls loool

[Synthiotics]

britain = classy girls? i take it you haven't been outside of london...

[Zackabier]

@Synthiotics Sure I have. I've been in all of England, except for Norfolk, Lincolnshire and the Isle of Man. How is that? :)

[Synthiotics]

@Zackabier Then I fail to see how you could come to that conclusion :)

[skaterobban]

@Zackabier english girls got about as much class as a fuckin bum on the street

[JaxismFilms]

@Synthiotics or inside of it.

[Zackabier]

@JaxismFilms Oh come on lads, there are mushrooms in any wood. But maybe you guys are not good mushroom hunters...

[Clay123metz]

@Synthiotics Or in London for the matter :/.

[SR0Penne0Brillo]

@Synthiotics I take it they haven't been TO London.

[IAmCaptainMarvel]

@Synthiotics

Well he said classy girls for England and adoreable girls for Scotland.

And the Scottish accent on women is pretty sexy, so that does make sense to me.

[Synthiotics]

@IAmCaptainMarvel i wasn't even being all that serious, and i saw plenty of classy/sexy/adoreable girls when i went to britain. i was just rubbing in the stereotype.. :) (the same stereotype exist for my own country of belgium, from what i hear our women are a close second to the brits when it comes to the fugly factor) and i agree that the scottish accent can be quite sexy on a girl. anything but cockney or the likes, that's just horrible...

[Synthiotics]

typo: existS

[IAmCaptainMarvel]

@Synthiotics

Nah, even I'll admit cockney accents aren't sexy. Fortunately, I was born in West London (the most well educated part of it) so I, nor does anyone else I know who lived there had the accent.

But, once you went into London deeper the variety of different dialects would begin to flourish.

[lucy9359]

well I am all of the above including the bitch part for about 5 days out of every month, don't mess with me unless of course you've got chocolate!

[Zackabier]

@lucy9359 if this girl keeps what she promises she'd be perfect... but we all know perfection is just a theory :P ... and chocolate is for me, you can have some with coffee-flavour though *yuck* :D

[SeltsamerAttraktor]

Girls everywhere... but where are the sluts and the bitches? Too much sugar IMO.

[Zackabier]

@SeltsamerAttraktor You got lots of sluts and bitches all over Europe, I'm just cherry-picking here ;)

[XlightninX]

@eunoway i've lived there all my life i should know.

[AeroAtlas]

Glad to see a lighthearted one of these. Also yes our girls are quite adorable :3

[Zackabier]

@AeroAtlas That's right. I remember that cute girl from Perthshire... hmmm :)

[AeroAtlas]

@Zackabier lol

[XlightninX]

personal opinion the small chicken shaped country should say ugly demanding girls not cute. personal experience.

[MrCherubhair1]

@XlightninX What country is that?

[XlightninX]

@MrCherubhair1 slovenia

[VingTsunFANATIC]

@PolishPsycho28 na Ukrainie :p

[VingTsunFANATIC]

@W33games that's true? I'm Polish and I think that part of our girls are easy-going too? Brothers! Your chicks are slutty too?!?!? :O

[MrSemih123123]

haha nice one :D

[Jayhc19]

and so the Germans began their new invasion of France first by stealing their title of the most romantic people in europe

[DeadPoleGoodPole]

he obviously means the opposite of everything

[kMondrakken]

As a German I always thought Europe is Germany, stuff that ought to be German and targets...

*kidding* :P

[kMondrakken]

@kMondrakken

Or am I ...

[WhiteNowa1]

Not bad.

[nmgscp]

F**** Germany. Kisses from Portugal and all the Southern Europe!

[ThePitrex15]

Il like it!