CRAZY B!TCHES

[ILoveMacMiller]

This is amazing. You're so right about everything. This guy broke up with me a month ago and I thought I was in love with him and that shit. I thought I wasn't over him, but after watching this, I'm actually going to try to get over him. just everything you said made me feel like I deserve so much better and for that I THANK YOU.

[Buttaredtoast]

I feel that the government forced you to put that there, lol

[lumyrainstar]

hahahahahahahahaha. according to this my mom's a crazy bitch... oh wait, I already knew that. O.O

[MarinaNicolee]

hahaha xD this pretty much discribes my boyfriends ex !

[MakesMeSmile101]

Eava Longoria has a twin.

[TheCatlover192]

You uploaded on this on my birthday. Best birthday ever.

[396carebear]

you are gorgeous<3

[milesprower0]

I wanna hug you. c:

[sutibun21]

i love the fact she don't keep secrets she just says what she knows not what she feels

[sutibun21]

i love laid back women there the best

[gerbil545]

Meanie friend. -:(

[sofialives]

You're so beautiful

[kriegdichter]

I'm in love with you. Totally homo btw.

[ForeverTheGirl100]

People are stupid enough to fake pregnancy???? :|

[phunnybunny8]

soo true!! and ur awesome and goregous!!i wish i had ur makeup skillz.

[VictoriaaXoXoX]

I thinnk your absolutely. <--did i spell this right? <3 Lol, PRETTY!

[AshCakesxD]

Ah the music. Whattt.

[Shanasaurrr]

American ass flag.

[andrea123743]

hahahah you are tooo funnny. :)

[sara2et]

ur makeup looks sooooo pretty!!!!

[paddyseine1]

du bist voll durch eyyy..

[TheGeekyChicken]

Where do babies come from?

[purplepinkpillow]

Some chicks actually convince their selves that they are pregnant. It happens.

[star8881]

I fucking love you!!

[CreamSodaNinja]

You are so fugging smart. Serve me up some of those brains?

[STFUxSARAH]

"when he does something douchy like ROBBING YOUR HOUSE."

[Izone508]

I love you

[Malaxaphobia]

you are amazing, i agree 100%. you say alot of things i think, but dont have the balls to just say. Love you

[hypn0tk]

i can;t sea what i'm typing beacuse jpmetz shines likea a angel ansd madde me go friggin' bliind...!

[Stupidkibbles3]

wait...... girls invent pregnancies to get guys back :X oh god, thank goodness I'm gay.

[beneathyourlove]

@Stupidkibbles3

Yes, girls are very deceiving and coldhearted at times.

We DO try everything from what we have up our sleeves. Even if its pregnancies, we would even buy those belly-inflators and what not.

Sigh. The things we do for ''love''.

[sisternation]

I loved being single :)

[victoriacavagna1]

I was a crazy bitch.

This ass hole didn't like me back, so I was all depressed and shit and started cutting.

Lesson friggen learned.

[xxMCRvenomxx]

I didnt even notice the flag til you pointed it out

[xXwannabeguitaristXx]

srsly.

[livemellylive]

"Look at it, it's patriotic as frig."

[alia218]

you're a great role model and you crack my shit up jpmetz!!! im so glad i subscribed.

[MakeMeMediocre]

an american ass flag. ftw.

[Tatt17]

HERE HERE FOR THE SELF WORTH CHAT (Y) AGREE. fuck men, blend dat eyeshadow BABYGIRL

[sibowittz2]

Thank you for saying this Justine!!!! There are too many crazy bitches everywhere!

[icsomethingshiny124]

How the hell are you still single?!

[RaincloudPlay]

@icsomethingshiny124 Because there are no good men. Not good enough for JPMetz

[INXSrocker]

You would be a BRILLIANT 3rd grade teacher.

[Latingirl911]

lmao ¨they get all emo¨

[Crazysakura3124]

so true xD

[xXGaticaXx]

I need to show my sis this video. :/ bitch can not stand being single, she's with this trashy 300 pound couch potato that keeps telling HER to lose weight, and recently her macbook pro went "missing" out of their apartment, even though nothing else was "stolen" Yeah, im pretty damn sure her Ex-Car jacker of a boyfriend sold it.

[GleeFan26]

Love your videos

[joyap03]

this is the 100th i love you i posted on your video... XDDDDDDDD

[CreANoob]

Is that a dildo on your dresser?

[nictherocker]

@CreANoob LOL I noticed it too

[shadikkable]

"So you might be wondering why there's an American flag behind me? WELL THERE JUST IS!!" lmao!

[fwar83]

DAMN WOMAN, Tell us how you really feel.

[lovelyaley]

this is really weird to say, but your eyes look like Oprah's.  I love your videos btw, you're great!

[DinahVagina]

u talk with ur hands.... are you italian?

[emocamvampire]

......I think no one wouldve noticed the flag

I still love you backwards how come no one gets the concept of write it backwards

[mlighthart]

holy shiasta, just found your vids, luv 'em!!

[bloodypepper]

haha this is PERFECT okay??

[NalanyaSilmaryl]

the music is a bit too loud :/

[prplprincess12]

Gangsterforlife you need to go die in a hole. I'm serious noone gives a shit and change your name to trollwithnolife. And stop commenting on YouTube vids u dumb fuck hipicrit u probably don't know way that means......

[TheArizonaGurl]

No Thx...I'd rather not kiss yur ass comment.....But yur vids are funny...good job, keep up the good sarcasticness now....b4 it fades...like yesterdays make-up

[misshollybrooke]

you go girl!! 

[spunkydude69]

I think you need to take your own advice and calm down hahahahahahahahhahahahahaha how amusing

[MsJeanGenie]

HAHAHA This is my favourite video of your's. Hilarious AND informative!!!

[baxter1221]

huh wtf

[pinkapple18]

i cant concentrate with that music in the background!!!!

[ZenCollegeGirl]

OMG. I have the urge to favorite all of your videos. You are god.

[KayleeTheNightNinja]

OMG!!!!!! i hate it wen chicks get all emo and crazy bout dudes they dnt even know!!!! lik 5 of my friends do this lik 5 times a month lolz

[VildeMafakka]

haha TRUE!!!

u rock btw

[lisyrose]

nice hair!

[breakdownaesthetic]

; jpmetz, will you be my mommy?

[tinytess9]

I live on the west coast and once had someone tell me I had "HEB. hair" I think this an east coast put down but it really has no meaning here. Can you explain this concept? I'm assuming it's because it's curly.

[ACinderellaStory105]

haha you look beatiful and btw u remind me of Florina from the bad girls club :)

[MisterFaiqueNaym]

@ACinderellaStory105 i thought the exact same thing...Florina all day long

[flexxymarie]

Dude, ur friggin Hilarious! ......i <3 u

[TheSMC2009]

It's 3:30 am! I should be sleeping, but ur way more entertaining!!

[oxandriasays]

"your self worth should depend on how well blended your makeup is" - oh how i wish more girls would listen to this haha

[EeveeWevee]

2:45-2:48. LOL!

[saraaarocks]

OMG thank youu my friend is always talkking about her ex that doesn't like her and she doesn't get it !!

[xxiloveyellowxx]

you look really pretty in this video!

[shan05ty]

lmao...thats hilarious. totally love it :)

[nicolieOH]

one of my friends girlfriend told him she was pregnant just to get him to do stuff for her. ie, clean the house and what not. for 4 months. whata crazy bitch.

[NJFour]

u uploaded it on my bday.

[GetItSarah]

lmfaoo you're the best: D

[IgnoramusIlluminati]

I love you the hell:)

[jameskirkajfa]

hahahah i love you

[npayne0718]

um. she says at the end. there is even a clicky box. come on now.

[PlasticTokyo87]

Love it!

[FreeUpYourMind]

hahha great video.

[SarahDempz]

Today is the First time i saw you...or heard of you.....Your a AMMMMAZING!! wish we had people like you in Ireland!!!!

[sarah16989]

haha me and my ex broke up for a while and when he finished with sum 1 cus he wanted me back she invented a pregnancy, it was conveniant that she also had a miscarriage but she didnt bother going to the hospital oh no she went to macdonalds hahaha then she was cheating on him with every guy possible and when she got pregnant and the baby came out looking rather dark skinned she claimed she was raped hahahaha crazzzyyy biiiaaatttccchhh

[Zavedi234]

HAHAHAHAHA! Did the guy buy it?

[sarah16989]

nooooooooo he's dumb but not that dumb

[Zavedi234]

Haha...what happened then?

[SadismIsJustAHobby]

@sarah16989 oh my god! good thing you have a sense of humour

[NouNousa1]

@sarah16989 wow thats insane

[MagicalCheeseMuffin]

@sarah16989 ... what the fuck?

[xxxMzDivaxxx]

lol your so right

[slayerzta]

Well, I think its funny when people are weird. but ur kinda weird is just embarrasing....please stop it!

[shtfckdatho]

fucking amen

[54321megan]

so this really opened my eyes... i think i might be a crazy bitch, but now i've been cured. thank you so much justine.

[Jimmyboygohome]

ROFL.

Stop being clingy and weird!

[CKMoon04]

Of course you can invent a pregnancy. Didn't you see that crappy straight-to-TV Lindsay Lohan movie where she fakes it?! Common now...haha

[Jordie21020]

you might be wondering...lmao!

[guidettebaby1]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH YOU ARE SO FUCKING FUNNY!!!!!!!!!! and the american flag? HAHAHAHAHAHA SO FUNNY

[reyoko1]

please turn down the music, i love hearing your jokes, but its hard! :(

[TheDeenaG]

lol

[MyTechnoViking]

I love this video, you are so right. <3 *subs you* :D

[shawtycoolio]

dude, ur like an adult tomboy ;P

ur awesome ^

dat comment is supposed to be a compliment. x] ;P

[jeanetto22]

you are fxckin awesome! i just wanna pinch your cheeks :].

lol.

[goldengirl67]

you remind me of a white Queen Latifah!

[JayJei22]

JPMETZ ROCKS...Im soo adding you on facebook dude!! ;)

[Prettysweetz]

Well invented pregnancies always end up in invented miscarriages...best thing to do is to get pregnant by someone else it may work.

[InRealityItsTrue]

OMG i love u girls fer relz need to stop. And thank god i ain't one of those dumb crazy bitches

[wawrong]

i saw all ur videos today...thanks for waisting my friggin time =p

[TheseBonesLiquify]

lmao oh sweet jesus son of mary! i think i have found my cocaine!

[jasmin718]

hahaha this video was great girls should enjoy being single

[eulanef7]

ughh.... STFU!!!!

[miggyschik]

you are so wonderful, they should make a Barbie in your image!

[babeeshopiez123]

@miggyschik no because it wouldnt be as perfect as JPmetz already is!!!

[rockinmoe45]

Maybe another thing to add to things guys shouldn't do: break up by email! Too funny!

[kpantaleo2290]

by far my favouriite video you posted

[TheThinWoman]

bwahahah :D

[luna2690]

You are absolutely right! I think there are more crazy chicks that there are crazy/loser guys.

[hayy44]

YOU RULE!!!!!!!!

[sammysyrett]

justine = god!

[oasis9389]

omg you are fat and annoying.

[jannonymous]

thats a good look for you

[tamuaggie12]

You're not single because i like you, i like you because you're single

[nhshottie123]

im only single because im waiting for you justine... i love you. :D

[Ix3Apples]

SOOOO true girl!

Keep it up!

mhm!

lmao

[BatliciousBatgirl]

Thanks for finally telling it to the girls. Cause i've been one of them (when I was like 15 LOL, i'm now 18. when will the rest of the women learn?) and now i've not had many bf's and had the time to look around and see how chicks act with theirs. It's taught me not to be like them whatsever. So I don't have a bf, and that's great with me, but it's also helped me learn not to be stupid.

[hugovsky5]

I couldn't help but to subscribe!^^

[rouenwolf]

hahaha "why don't cha stop being clingy and weird"...and the picture of the guy..hahaha...sooo humiliating! i'm going to subscribe

[mikehb0y]

does oceanjessika really want to have a child that whenever she looks at her is reminded of the dirty thoughts she has of you?

what kind of upbringing would that create for poor little Justine Obscene?

[ZombieeFrog]

I FUCKING LOVE YOU WOMAN.

[Medusa1985]

hahahahaha !!! omg i love the last "kiss my ass" comment... I laughed so hard..

[occaligrl]

OMG I soooo loved LOVED your makeup in this video! Can you like do a tutorial for it?? :)

[Alisha12287]

LMFAO I love you. I know exactly what you mean.

[ahhkeewaz]

Why the fuck are all your recent videos so un-loud? Fucking fix it ass.

[JoeyGotBeans]

ehh, im an asshat.

[suckmynut23]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH what a loser! XD "i still love you <3" oh thats rich.

[elementdale]

your mouth looks like my penis would enjoy it.

[enj0ythesiIence]

I posted this video to my Facebook cuz stupid bitches need a lesson in how not to be a stupid bitch from the most amazing, wise, oh-so-most-beautiful bitch ever! :)

[cocoxx09]

"After a guy breaks up with you because you suck......". I thought guys liked it when you sucked!!!

[therealalimagee]

I loveeeeeeee you. everything you are is everything I want to be.

[MarieMurder1515]

hahaha i loveee you(:

[boomerangsp246]

lmao good video and PLEASE dont put that make up on u look much better like this nd talking normally not witt that stupid accent other then that funny video

[cary22mg]

When I grow up, I want to be JUST LIKE YOU!!! ... my idol... ALL HAIL THE QUEEN!!!

[milkaannddhoney]

Did it hurt when you fell down from heaven?

[Acylume]

lol, I have crazy female friends like this...jeez, cant ya be happy being single? And why do girls dwell over a guy that like, beat them the fuck up? Wtf, thats your first clue he doesnt love you! Plz do a video on the "girls that love their abusive ex and go back to him or want him back"

[jdfox1]

Good.  :)

[lastchancetodancexo]

You seriously restore my faith in humanity.

[itsannaleigh123]

you are the apple of my eye.

your lack of smile lights up my screen.

[oxBeatlesxo]

You kicked me out of your BlogTV room. I'm VERY upset :[

[Dalastxox]

I was kicked too because of some dumb ass game she was doing and I used red font. She should have explain the game well. Stupid bitch.

[jpmetz]

wow. its just a game. blogtv isn't that serious. RELAX!

[EvilBlackCat666]

It's the internet, J. What do you expect? ;P

[TheMetallicSharpie]

Justine should explain to us how babies are made. Demonstrations, please?

[PeteWentz83]

lolololol win.

[crystalspumpkin]

justine, you should be ruler of the world! seriously, you are just so smart the hell and could most likely solve all global problems. it's about the frig time you step up and take your rightful place as jpalmighty!! xo

[Tmartella]

when i watch your videos, i get erections lasting more than 4 hours.. i'm not calling the doctor ;)

[saydee1216]

that's not creepy or anything.

[princessofmetal666]

You are amazing Justine. You fill my days wtih sunshine and hope, for that, I am thankful for you ^_^

[JordanLikesTurtles]

3:52

That is the best comment I've ever read xD

[luvieduvie0635]

guyS dont like big gurlS ur Stupid wow u probally dont even have a good relationShip cough cough ANGELA SheS probally prettier then ur ugly aSS duhhhhhhh ur dum

[ashleynkay]

Your typing/grammar makes the baby jesus cry.

[luvieduvie0635]

and u are moSt likley ugly too my point being and it iS only cuz my S button iS broken

[sorayanala]

A guy did that to me once. Yep, he wasn't really pregnant after all. Whew, narrowly escaped that anomaly!

[hobbiebee]

this video sucks balls shit how do you guys think shes hot ???????????????

[princessofmetal666]

because she is. sorry if youre too naive to notice that. funny, this video sucked so much, but i bet you watched the whole thing

[Kyrieh]

You tasty like nutella. nhamy