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  • So fucking sarcastic, I love it..........

  • Flies buzzing around heads of children? haha? cuming on face?haha? what an unintelligent fucking whore! Her jokes are fucking CHEAP and therefore cowardly and shit.... what a twat of a woman someone fucking impale her on a stick through her anus up into her mouth so that we dark humor lovers really have something to laugh at.

  • @MO4B dude, you are the unfunniest person alive. you probably think jay leno is funny. fucking retard.

  • @jinx7514 You cunt! I pity you because you are a simpleton moron who has never experienced the natural high that comes fom being enlightened. You're a double digit IQ simpleton who laughs at cheap observational garbage disguised as true clever comedy and still thinks s/he's "out there/modern". You can joke about malnurished kids and it may be funny, but its cheap and i cant respect you for it. In fact I wish you would die a horrible, disgusting death for it, so that I can laugh about it.

  • @MO4B you are so enlightened. haha you fucking pretentious douchebag.

  • @jinx7514 eat a dick cunt

  • @MO4B You should grow some skin so your feelings don't get hurt so easily! :/ If you're offended, leave but if you like to show your stupidity, stay and argue! :D

  • @MO4B haha great comeback you fucking loser.

  • @jinx7514 no that wasn't a come back, there was nothing to come back to you unitnelligent fucking grub. I was just stating, and ill do it a gain; EAT A DICK YOU SHIT CUNT! Maybe you should think of a comeback first, moron!

  • @MO4B "being enlightened" followed by "die a hoprrible death"

    certainly these words would never come out of an enlightened persons mouth

  • she is GREAT!

  • @playercubsphan HAHAHAHHAHAHA thats such a funny joke people, get it? Like one of her jokes? Why has this been flagged as spam? Is it because you're all just a bunch of stupid simpletons who think that this slut is funny and that that makes you hip? American hypocrisy gives me nausea!! *vomits*

  • just a fuckin genius set...

  • i want to come on her face!

  • @willybobdoody don't you mean "cum"

  • She is a genius!

  • she is fckin funny

  • bravo!!gracias por la blo yab Sara

  • bravo!!

    

  • i was the mexican she blew it was great

  • She's sooo good!

  • So funny, what a charmer!

  • @lynderzz. No. I've watched this bunch of times. It's a sir name.

  • Only good female comic. Maybe Amy Schumer, maybe.

  • @Edubbplate

    Ellen Degenerous is 1000% funnier than this lady. This lady is not funny, period. Even Judy Gold is funnier.

  • @mahadragon

    watch?v=DxtGnfO1nDk

  • @mahadragon Now that IS funny.

  • this comedian is about as funny as cancer.

  • @thehouso

    You know it's really insensitive of you to say cancer is funny. There are people dying of it, or whose loved ones have died of it, who don't think it's funny at all. Creep.

  • @Mystylplx My dad, grandad, friends have all died of cancer so don't try and tell me how it feels, I know. But what I said was not offending anyone in regards to cancer, just simple word play, please read what I said before jumping to conclusions. We all know cancer is anything but funny, so by saying this comedian is as funny as cancer is meaning that she is not funny at all, the opposite of what she's trying to be. She's actually more depressing than having cancer which is depressing enough.

  • @thehouso

    That just makes it worse. I did read what you said--you said cancer is as funny as Sarah Silverman, and since Sarah Silverman is hilarious you are saying that cancer is hilarious. Creep.

  • @Mystylplx I find her not funny at all hence what I said, if you think she's funny so be it. You obviously will never understand what I was saying at all, you just see cancer and go off on ur tangent. Insert facepalm.jpeg, I understand what you're saying but nothing I said implied that and since you don't see where I am coming from and never will this conversation is pointless now since middle ground won't be reached. I wish you well in all your future endeavours, take care.

  • @thehouso

    I understood what you meant the first time. I was messing with you. I should have known that someone with no sense of humor wouldn't understand that.

  • @yourmajesty91 She says Pasternak. It's a sir name. I think she's spotting people she knows in the audience.

  • @beautyinbreakdowns2 didn't she say pastor neck? As if she had spotted one in the audience? :s

  • @Lynderzz I would guess for Pasternak, is in the russian- jewish writer Boris Pasternak who wrote quite a lot about the conflict between Israel and Palestine. Quoting him saying "whats the difference, they're both brown and pushy" didn't seem to get the audience, but it's fun when you think about it.

  • OMFG, EVERY COMEDIAN I CLICK SO FAR, THEY ALL START OFF WITH TALKING WITH CHARITY AND THE TV COMMERCIALS WITH THE KIDS WHO NEED FOOD,MONEY,etc..

  • I think she is a thin rascit.

  • @JigglyJosh3859 I think you're a thin dyslexic.

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  • Oh, he just cums on her face! XD

  • OMG - I can't believe this came out of my pussy!

  • @comanchio1976 agreed. I love how you can't get any idea of where she's headed. @thekhaya90 well said!

  • i love this chick. Im south african and my grandmother is swedish and i was babtised catholic and i've lived in war torn countries, but now I live in Thailand and i'm trying not to get pregnant.......she's only offensive if you take life too seriously.

  • It's called irony, folks. She's pretending to not understand the offensive and inappropriate nature of the stories, which is funny. This is the staple of stand up. Every comic does it in some way. Her stuff is funny because she attacks the ridiculous taboos surrounding race, gender and class differences The straight face makes it, plus she's so cute.

  • @beautyinbreakdowns2 Many watching this have a severe irony deficiency...and are quite racist

  • @beautyinbreakdowns2 u call it irony i call it funny

  • @akajohn14

    It's both. Irony, when done with the kind of brilliance she does it with, is hillariously funny.

  • this is the same standup as jesus is magic..

  • Screw wanting to be in the media for fame or money, I just wanna meet people like her every day. Right?!

  • Wasn't her greatest, but made me smile...

  • loves her! :D

    and Im Polish :P

  • I'm Jewish and I honestly feel embarrassed that she is too considering her blatantly open vulgarity

  • fuckin hilarious!

  • 281 ppl had vagina babies

  • it's broke my heart...... you can't smells your self!

  • How is this funny? Watch Lisa Lampanelli if u rlly wanna laugh!

  • @TheEmpowered787 lampeni is better if u think sticking stuff up ur ass is better than eating ice cream

  • At the end of the day comedians are just normal, sensitive people. She is hilarious! A true comic talent. Your obviously a toddler mentally if you find any of this offensive.

  • She's kind of funny but really not that good. She uses the shock factor for her shows and it's not appealing to me. So what if you use naughty words. Is that really so funny? You decide. To me thumbs down. Sorry Sarah.

  • @adearmom I don't think she is using the shock factor at all, she is making fun of idiots who really think the way she is pretending to think which is the comedy of it all!

  • @iamaladycanyousaveme you're pretty stupid you kno

  • @iamaladycanyousaveme that's all you have to say? After all this time did you finally learn what satire is all about? I'd hope so. 

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  • @iamaladycanyousaveme HOW IS HE RIDICULOUS? Hmm let's see...

    A) HE SAYS THE HOLOCAUST NEVER HAPPENED

    B) HE SAYS PARANOID, SCHIZOPHRENIC THINGS LIKE "Kill your TV, it's trying to control your mind and the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!"

    C) HE MAKES AN UNINFORMED CRITICISM OF HYPOCRISY -- Claiming Sarah Silverman never jokes about Jews. Uhmm, if you're gonna attack somebody famous, the least you can do is google them.

    DAMN, if it wasn't for the internet I don't think I'd know so many losers.

  • Comedy is offensive only if you believe the stereotype it ridicules.

    She's a VERY funny woman.

  • bahahahahaha

  • Stop the U.S. Government from FUNDING ISRAEL'S STATE TERRORISM and the oppression of the Palestinian people; those who lived in the region before Israel was created and the Zionists started IMPERSONATING HITLER!

    Zionism is a POLITICAL LIE made to sound like theology, to justify the WAR CRIMES committed in the name of Judaism but is really nothing more than RACIST, SUPREMACIST, ETHNIC AMBITION!

    Stop the Zionists Terrorist state from shaming Judaism, by committing war crimes in its name!

    L'chaim.

  • @BlackRoof You are funny ROFL :)

    Jew McJewshovitz ,Tel Aviv Israel

  • @garaion FUNNY? Then you'll sh*t yourself laughing when you hear this one! Israel is not a Jewish country. ISRAEL IS A ZIONIST JUNTAH fuelled by ETHNIC AMBITION where Arabs do not have the same property rights as Israelis See the playlist "Israel IN WRITING" on my channel to see Israel's racist law! Israel masquerades as a democracy whilst commiting CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY. Netenyahu is on film boasting about how much he controls opinion in the U.S. Israel = disgrace L'chaim! (CLICK SCREEN NAME)
  • @BlackRoof

    Well, as an Israeli - and i am guessing you are not - you don't know what you talking about.

    1. one of my neighbors is an Arab Doctor, shock!

    2. in my university, out of 17000 students about 1200 where Arabs 20% of the population.

    3. I served in the IDF for 3 years - and no, i didn't kill any baby's, I had a Druze soldier and we often worked with a tracker unit composed of Beduin (Arabs Muslims nomads), yes! Shocker! there are Arab Muslim Israeli Soldiers! bet you didn't know that.

  • @garaion SO WHAT?

    There were JEWISH members of the SS!

    Stop playing the cheap propaganda cards.

    Watch the "Israel IN WRITING" playlist on my channel to see the RACIST land ownership laws ENSHRINED IN THE KNESSET!

    Your ENTIRE nation is based on VIOLENT, RACIST, ETHNIC AMBITION!!!

    Not just Arabs, but ANY non-JEW who doesn't keep his mouth shut gets violent short shrift from your INHUMANE REGIME.

    ISRAEL IS A ZIONIST JUNTA!

  • @BlackRoof So i can see you didn't take your medication, please ask your doctor for some strong ones.

    who here is playing, not me.

    1. violent? we have less people in prisons and less murders per capita than the USA OR UK etc.

    2. Racist land laws? in Palestine, UAE, Saudi it is a death penalty to sell land to a Jew i assure you an Arabs can buy land here.

    3. Any non-Jew? really? only under Israeli sovereignty in the HISTORY of the region are all 3 religion allowed to worship openly in Jerusalem

  • @BlackRoof

    Fuck u goy.

  • Sticks and stones may break my bones but Jews will never hurt me.

  • You can't smell yourself...lol

  • IM MEXICAN AND THAT WAS FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • blowing mexicans and having diarea diarrhea for a week

  • she's done these jokes before... more than 4 times -.-

  • @AntmILoveYou

    Rodney Dangerfield did all his jokes many, many times, and he was always funny. So is she.

  • This was all from Jesus is Magic. Watch it, it's awesome.

  • @FULLGROWNNIGGA she's jewish......

  • There are a bunch of comments here that really sum up the outlandish / negative response that Sarah Silverman gets. I, for one, think she is totally genious in her delivery and sense of humour. But if you dont get it, you will never get it. So go back to watching Dane Cook make fart sounds and flop around on the stage. This stuff is just a little too over your head, thats all.

  • @THENEWJMONEY507 are we still up for raping them little niglets tomorrow let me know mein fuhrer

  • lets not spoil with the comments

    stupid mongolian rapists who came out of their pussys

    and are delicious

  • @strusii hahahahaha!

  • sarah the racist jew lol

  • OMG I CANT BELIEVE THIS CAME OUT OF MY PUSSY

    hahahahahhahahahahhahahahahaha­h

  • She's brilliant

  • i think that any person who has a real sense of humor can appreciate this.

    she is basically taking the piss and doesnt care about the response.

    not gags, not jokes or anecdotes... just being rude and offensive.

    i like x

  • @iamaladycanyousaveme you are not funny . your delivery stinks way worse then a smelly fart from a non mesican lol yeah I know I spelled it wrong I like my typos sometimes I leave them for effect.

  • @iamaladycanyousaveme Honestly, get a sense of humor. It's called satire, please look it up. Little do you know, she is also criticizing people for making fun of starving babies. I think satire may be just a bit over your head. Don't take it out on people who actually get it. Now go back to watching some Dane Cook.

  • @iamaladycanyousaveme thanks. good job explaining yourself... please enlighten me oh wise one.

  • @sweetuth99 Uh what? I was almost gonna be on your side until you said nobody corrects women who say all men are dogs. How often do you hear that "men are dogs" phrase around you? And who the fuck leaves when we get knocked up and don't give child support? Speaking of "correcting" how do you correct those soldiers who have worsened the history of rape among women in military? They don't even get a trial, to this day. I could go on and on about women's rights but boo hoo "men are so powerless.."

  • @iamaladycanyousaveme Of course everyone knows about starving children! Do you not get the concept?! Comics do their bits and the tickets/donations go to charity. The comics could be sitting on stage picking their asses for all it matters. How is anything specifically Sarah Silverman's fault? If you don't like her material then fine, fuck off. But if you don't want famous comics doing material so people donate millions of dollars to charity, then I have no idea what the hell will make you happy.

  • so so so so so funny

  • I don't understand why people go and see her if they're going to complain about her jokes after... You already know how she is before she get's there... she's hilarious... people that take it offensively are just retarded.

  • I absolutely adore this woman! No one is funnier, no one!

  • @EtrangerStranger

    dave chappelle says HI !!!!

  • @Elcambumb0 I stand by my statement, it is merely a preference.

  • @Elcambumb0

    haha ok i know i know

    still

    i think if you watch his material,his 3 big stand up shows,your opinion will change

  • I'd fuck her.....yes i am a woman, i can make her beautiful unhealthy sandwich

  • the intro was funny where she's like "what are these houses doing here? shouldn't these be in new orleans?"

  • bitch is funny as hell!

  • its like ok we are supposed to give her credit because she ventures into "sensitive areas"...yes, she ventures there and then gets stuck in there, its hard to pull your head out of ur ass

  • just because we dont like her stupid comedy doesnt mean we dont know humor...I know humor Im a comedian myself and she is a fucking comedy constipation. not diarrhea but constipation, bcs when you watch this shit you feel constipated, you wait for her to finish her dumb ass crap so we can go shit peacefully

  • 'he just cums on her face'

    'sooo were gonna try that'

    haha sarahs great, mental image will come in handy lol

  • fantastic satire, just amazing

  • I am part Mongolian rapist.... OMFG :D

  • ''nooo, their filthy'' - hahahahaaha!! omg

  • Racist !!!!

  • Disgustingly funny!

  • LMAO I've never found her funny until this. Great set.

  • i m a chinese boy , adopt me!

  • She's hilarious. I dont care what people say xD

  • "Oh my God, I can't believe this came out of my pussy" that actually puts me off eggs.

  • racist zionist jew....

  • @DayOfTheZen you dumb I don't get sarcasme pasta muncher

  • These Katrina people- puuchhlezzzz.

  • One of the few funny female comedians.

  • @DrunkAtheist ellen degeneres use to do some funny stand up to,same with elizabeth banks

  • one of the few funny women. cute too

  • She is fucking awesome

  • Look, I'm the first white guy to say that racist jokes done right are funny, but this woman isn't that funny. She just doesn't have any tact behind her jokes. She's basically like yeah, Mexicans stink! Okay... gotcha... now tell me where you're going with this... *Jeopardy waiting music comes on*.... and we're let down with a pretty lame joke. I guess being the huge George Carlin/South Park fan that I am, this is just too big of a step down for me to enjoy much.

  • "whether you're black, or white, or asian...we're all the same...well just those three." on another video she clearly called herself a white woman when she was referring to the response she got because of her racist asian joke years ago. but on this video, she's clearly identifying as non-white. which is it? i'm a black man and not a conspiracy theorist, but it's moments like this that really give credence to a lot of the white nationalist theories on "the evil jew".

  • @FuckUtube4Life2010 **face palm

  • @devious222 face palm? ya, the truth will do that to you.

  • @FuckUtube4Life2010 no, not having a sense of humor will do that to you. that joke can be told by anyone. she's not identifying as anything in it. it's a joke. and even if she was identifying as something in that joke, she would be identifying as a white person again (definitely not as a black or asian) so it's being consistent at least. Also, you being black was not necessary in your comment. it seems as if identifying with "groups" is too important to you. be an individual.

  • @devious222 i think being a moron is what caused you to type this comment. when someone tells a "joke" they usually say exactly what they mean. they just say it in away that's funny, which is the whole purpose. no one would tell a fat joke to a skinny person, or a tall joke to a short person. one would have to actually think the individual was fat or skinny in order to have told the joke int the first place. perhaps one day you'll grow a brain and what ive just said will make sense to you.

  • @FuckUtube4Life2010 ?? lol. you ignored my comment all together and responded with petty insults instead. let me repeat: even if she was identifying as something in that joke, she would be identifying as a white person again (not as a non-white) so that negates your first comment. Also, look up the word irony and you'll probably have a better insight into comedy. your understanding of comedy seems quite juvenile.

  • @devious222 you make absolutely no sense. your logic is that of a retarded baby. you say i ignored your comment..no i didn't. if you weren't retarded you would've noticed that i actually refuted it. if you weren't retarded, you would also know that her joke had nothing to do with irony. if you weren't retarded you would know that she clearly identifies as a non-white person in this video. but because you're retarded, non of this makes any sense to you. poor thing. it must suck being that dumb.

  • @FuckUtube4Life2010 omg! you're either a troll or delusional. where does she, in that particular joke, identify as being non-white (a mongolian rapist?)? Where did you refute what I said? The obvious sign of someone who has no idea what they're talking about is when every second sentence is a cowardly insult that is not supported by anything. Give me reasons! I wish you the best in life but i simply can't waste my time conversing with someone so juvenile and defensive. good day.

  • she is so hilarious.

  • I cant believe it came out of my pussy.... its delicious!!!!

  • @sjt783 god , that'¡s one of Sarah's best jokes ever, always makes crack up, no matter how many times i see it.

  • Love you Sarah! Representing us Russians

  • YO THIS BITCH IS FUNNY BOI.....AAHAHHA!!

  • She's even funnier than Carrot Top!

  • I'm also russian-polish-jew...

    Is this why I've been attracted to helpless Chinese women all these years?

  • Sara... if you are listening....I like to take long walks, and enjoy sunsets. I practice Kempo, and i strength train. I can crush many a terrorist in a single blow. I want you to kosher my pickle. Let's sign bombs together and blow up the sunset. Is that another humanitarian relief boat? Nothing will stand in our way. Fuck the UN! What do they know. How about giving this atheist a try?

  • katrina victims drowned themselves after this special for sure. a benefit so unfunny it really is a crime against humanity.

  • What an annoying, unfunny fucking bitch

  • Im mexican n i thougjt the mexican jokes were really funny

  • @getreallyrandom SAME HERE!!!!!!!!!!!! i'm mexican and i ALSO thought the mexican jokes were really funny. like, it's funny cuz it's true!!

    no, but seriously, @Kreimehn, I'M a starving child and i don't eat sweaters and haven't been pregnant (yet), but that was hilarious. if you cared so much you'd just donate, criticizing her doesn't feed me.

  • @idunnowhatimdoin I probably do feed you - I pay taxes.

  • @Kreimehn Imbecile. Taxpayer money doesn't feed Mexican starving babies.

  • How can anyone mock starving children? What a repugnant human being.

  • @Kreimehn - Oh gosh, this gets tiring. If you don't understand the nature of satire, then please go and hug a tree. But wear Kevlar in case your sensitive skin is roughed up too much by the bark.

  • @CurlywurlyBooBoo You should look at yourselves. You are the products of the media. Imagine the amount of mental conditioning it takes a subject to accept the mockery of starving babies as humour, in the name of “satire”. Does she say any jew in the oven, or jews as lampshade jokes. How about the holocaust hoax and the fact that it’s a financial goldmine. Notice her targets.

  • @Kreimehn she'll probably make jokes about that someday. it's just that she likes to take something very serious and say something messed up about it to make it ridiculous and funny, but your opinions are ridiculous as is, so...

  • @idunnowhatimdoin Kill your TV. Dont be a puppet of the media.

  • @Kreimehn "A puppet of the media" *sigh* If only I kept track of the people who use that phrase to defend racism or claim that the Holocaust never happened.

    ...Oh wait!!! You're one of them.

    Oops?

  • @Kreimehn get a sense of humor. start by looking up 'satire' in the dictionary.

  • @devious222 Learn to think. Zionist propaganda and subversion is masqueraded in what you perceive as "satire". You don't seem to be educated past the HS level so continue to absorb mind-control and perceive and rationalize it by any term you wish. Imagine jew in the oven jokes, or jews as lampshades jokes. How about jew pedophilia jokes, and usury jokes. If you heard them, would you consider it satire?

  • @Kreimehn haha "Zionist propaganda"??? what? How could you possibly guess my education level from the 2 short sentences I wrote you? You're either a troll or just borderline insane. And yes, I laugh all the time at many controversial Jew, or any racial jokes (see Louis CK and a host of many other good comics). I laugh at them because they are satirical. The difference is I don't believe them to be true because they are JOKES. You really need a sense of humor.

  • @devious222 Yes, i have a sense of humor, but I don't laugh at starving children. I guess we'll disagree on this.

  • @Kreimehn *face palm. again missed the point. I'm not laughing at starving people! I'm laughing at the joke -- the satire. she is basically making fun of stupid people who are ignorant to starving people and misery, people who are racist, who are irresponsible, etc.. how do you not understand that? are you that dense? you do not have a sense of humor, as you have proved over and over. Either that or you are one of the people she is making fun of and are just too dull to get it.

  • @devious222 Yes, i get the joke. It still references starving children, and i don't think a person should make a living exploiting the misery of poor kids that are not at fault that their irresponsible parents brought them into the world. You know, i really find it funny that you think that i have no humor. 60% of my friends hang out with me because i am a riot.

  • @Kreimehn The entire idea of Comic Relief is to raise awareness of these issues while at the same time entertaining people. She just so happens to do it in an ironic way. Basically makes people think to themselves "that's not true", "oh that's horrible" etc. In a strange way it's noble. You just can't see passed the ignorant character she plays. If anything you have a problem with Comic Relief as an idea, and well, I can't help you there. It's a good cause.

  • @devious222 Media is powerful. It's important to hear the messages it blasts into the minds of people. Will the people that hear Sara's message remember the racist she is imitating, or will they remember the images of bloated children associated with humor?

  • @Kreimehn The thing is that it is not so much about a message, really. If you're a bit more thoughtful then the irony or satire is clearly a tool to expose folly in our culture -- which can reveal a message. But either way, it just makes us take a step back and think more about things.. that's really what all satire does and a lot of comedy or art for that matter. There may be a message but some people will agree or disagree. the important thing is the conversation and awareness it inspires.

  • @devious222 Would it not be better to get your information outside the reach of the media? Anything can raise awareness. Why should you let the media stimulate you to raise awareness, or stimulate other behaviors or cognition that you may not even be aware of....

  • @Kreimehn You may have some issue with "the media" as you keep referring to it as if it's some abstract entity or mastermind that emits a single stream of information. All books are media, art is media, theater is media, lectures are media, the internet is media, etc. It's all just human conversation in various forms - usually entertaining forms since most people have short attention spans. What other efficient forms of sharing ideas are there? why is it bad that they help engender discussion?

  • @devious222 I don't think that all media should be ignored. I do think that one must be careful what to consume. As far as T.V. goes, it is pretty much completely bad.