Re: God bless atheism

[straighter100]

she is awesome.... she's not afraid to say bad words, and not afraid of "god" (lol)

[ErosenninXXX]

Damn, you are so fine. Nice shirt but I think you should just take it off. Nakedness makes sense, clothes are as useless as theism.

[corgen09]

@ErosenninXXX haha an athiest point of view. well said

[ikawpipa]

this i know for a fact: 100 years from now, everybody seen on youtube will be gone but the Story of Jesus will continue to touch lives, of course there are exceptions.

[Athrek]

@ikawpipa Congratulations for pointing out something that obvious BUT "the Story of Jesus will continue to touch lives" doesn't make the story itself true...

[ikawpipa]

@Athrek - exactly why I said that there's exception... Even if I tell you I can decode Morse code upto 12 words per minute, I'm sure you will not believe me and more people like you will not believe me, but it doesn't change the truth that I can.

[Athrek]

@ikawpipa And what this Morse decoding of yours has to do with the story of Jesus exactly?

[atheistram]

@ikawpipa Sorry, but the "fact" that you can decode Morse code up to 12 words per minute does NOT make your religion true.

[olantern]

learn how to read 1st of all ok? did ya hear about the atheist that met God after she died and tried to get into heaven.God said i do not believe in you.lollll. how is an atheist like an opened pop can in the snow? they are both empty and cold inside. lolll what is the opposite of an atheist? someone with a brain lolllll

[MrStretch03]

@olantern I like your jokes. 

[wallofsound]

You're hot!!!

[alantjost]

Nice stuff.

[MrKingcobrajim]

omg 4 and 5 was the best lol

[darkilustrisimus]

I like you.

And since I didn't even said "show us ur boobs, while making sandwich in a kitchen", that means I even respect you.

[Cambrand]

Any chance to tilt the camera down a few centimeters?

[diego8111996]

wow people read the bible 

[Antimidation]

Great video! Especially the painting of the bobcat in the background.....for some reason I was drawn to it even with all the charm, rational thinking, and humor going on in the foreground.

[tomitstube]

my fantasy award speech. "i'd like the thank satan... (waiting for boos to die down) because if it wasn't for satan, we wouldn't need a god."

[Zentz29]

I want to be inside her...

[tony38727]

@Zentz29 Brain?

[Zentz29]

@tony38727 Nope.

Her lady parts...

[evilartist1983]

Charming personality, sexy accent, cute, AND an atheist.  Why can't there be more women like you? T_T

[MassiveMegaManiac]

(Scott-Korean voice):Jajajajajajaja CONTRADICTION

see im religious and i joke like theres no tomorrow

[Socracea]

"Praise be to Comedy Central..." Loves it...

[sirbestnameever]

o shit im stupied i dint figger it out till she sayed it

[RachelSchaal]

@MERCURHILLMANIAC I have no respect for ignorance. Don't accuse me of "penile envy" or being "afraid of cocks" when you know nothing about me.

[tony38727]

@RachelSchaal Gotta know a troll when you see them he has all-caps plus mentioned penis envy as a counter to lesbians. Other than that I've never heard of people who fear phalluses of any men.

[RachelSchaal]

@MERCURHILLMANIAC WTF?!!You're joking, right? I don't have a preference.I was just joking around. Besides, there A LOT more girls can do between girls you've probably never heard of. I don't envy the penis at all, and it doesn't even matter. It never has for me, and I understand it's different for different people. I'm sorry if you are joking and if I'm taking it too seriously, but that's just a little far. It makes you sound prejudiced.

Besides, this is off topic. I wish I had that t-shirt!

[profjaykay]

you should grow out your hair

[DocStrange0123]

@profjaykay you should listen what people say instead of pay attention on something so trivial and irrelevant as the lenght of hair...

[profjaykay]

@DocStrange0123 i was listening and i found that i had nothing to say about the content of the video. is was offering my personal insight on a trivial topic. i dont beleive that is rude or completely out of order it is just a thought, a simple thought.

[RachelSchaal]

@MERCURHILLMANIAC HOPE SO! :P

[ociriszues]

I love your accent. I have a friend from NZ..who I have known for years.. and you sounds very much like her. :)

[ScorpioHighlander]

lol

[Dudeman020202]

You are gorgeous!

[ludoeksel]

apparently religion not only doesn't know how to handle science, but it has the same problem with language :-)

obviously, otherwise they would be able to read their holy books and understand what it says...

[stompySharpNpointy]

Even a christian would get a kick out of those jokes...or lack of proper English

[marinefrenzy]

She really is one of the most attractive ladies i've ever seen

[l337pwnage]

You look gorgeous in that shirt, but you'd look even hotter without it. ;p

That is the beautiful thing about religious people, who else is so easy to make fun of? :;)

[YourUploadSite]

You are one wierd chick

[breedofthe45]

damn,all of her videos are about gods and god and ...gods?..not even a preacher talks about god 24/7....11,028 views?..who will watch this 11,028 times? is all the same videos! is the same subject over and over!..look at the names of the videos,is the same subject...who spends the rest of their lives talking about a subject that they don't belive exists in the first place?...wow,i think atheism have become as radical as it can get....

[ludoeksel]

@breedofthe45 atheists only talk about god(s) because we are surrounded by people who try to convince us of the "error of our ways", that we "will burn in hell"...

[lardo444]

Smart, Funny, and Beautiful.

I got a good laugh, thanks.

peace, lardo.

[kubush]

You are B-E-A-utiful! :P Thank Jim Carry for that line. :D

[meatlninja15]

i love this girl!!.

[Pushtrak]

You should check out AgentOfDoubt's Biblical signs of stupidity series. Some great vids there, and he is undersubbed. That is assuming you aren't subscribed to him already.

Just mirrored your apology video too.

[VelvetTearsNana]

no10 my fav lol

[gsco82]

LOVE IT!!!

[lostallmymirth]

About God’s omniscience.. knowing all that has & ever will happen, .. long before anyone existed , he knew most of us would question him…resulting in our hell torment forever.

Then, after watching this debacle a million lifetimes over & over, he becomes yet more angry at his creations, so he keeps destroying & creating & destroying.

Will he ever become sufficiently omniscient to realize his own inane, pointless stupidity ?

[carlos50105]

are you single?

[calsonick]

I can't tell if she is a yank or a pom. Sometimes she sounds clearly American, and others I could swear she is English.

[bearycool]

@calsonick she sounds austrilian

[calsonick]

@bearycool Nah mate she's not an Australian we don't sound like that. We sound more like Steve Irwin the crocodile hunter (rip). Crikey.

[InuitInua]

@bearycool She is from Canada.

[civediamo]

I think i love this girl.

[lithjimmy]

0:25 - 0:29 Did anyone else get a David Brent (Ricky Gervais/ the Office) vibe here?

[pyrofreakdan]

You really remind me of Cobie Smulders (Robin from How I Met Your Mother).

Even the mannerisms are similar.

[MasterAdam100]

Cafe Press has some good Atheism t shirts. But they're pretty expensive.

[kelso6666]

Where can i get a shirt like that?

[Americanroyalist]

I've heard most of these aforetimes, but they're pretty funny. A Christian I may be, but I can still laugh at myself.

[liquidminds]

I usually like your videos, but you should continue to talk in front of your desk, as the "i don't know what to do with my arms" kinda makes me nervous.

didn't find the jokes very funny either.. guess I'm used to even stupider things when christians try to be serious...

But the "fuck retakes" at the end, actually made me laugh earning you a thumbsup-click ;-D

[Snipe4261]

Praise be to comedy central, our blessed and almighty savior.

[MissPixiePaige87]

LOL, my favorite is at 2:55 when she does that little laugh... or tries not to laugh, whichever.

[shrikechan]

@rubae2004 fail

[GodServant1000]

Are u a Tomboy? Where are you from?

[bp5007]

Oh My god!

Chicks with attitude kick ass.

[salman285]

Chicks looking good with attitude kick ass.

she's hot XD

[12stepfailure]

You are damn hot! Not to mention smart!

[Ozzy0sbourne]

Fuck the god damn bible.

[bertus198]

your cute :)

[KINGofkings49er]

You can get that as a shirt

Where?

Where?

Where?

[MarkusZatac]

Excellent very funny!

[DoctorPlausible]

Where's that accent from?

[buckfushes]

I like her, she's creative and thoughtful. I wish there were more people like her :)

[snyperductions]

@buckfushes  people like her are rare,you are right good sir

[FonsecaLover]

Yes it is a joke GOD bless atheists lol they give me something to laugh at night when I pray ^_^

honestly though may you all find a quick and easy path to Jesus Christ some peoples paths are long and difficult.

[DoblyTufnell]

I've only just discovered your's and Pat's channels and have subscribed to both..

Eloquent display of logic. I like that.

[aim2lex]

Some people might say grow some tits.

My men tities are bigger then yours.

[111Travis555]

believing in god; has NOTHING to do with religion

[dmcgraye]

@111Travis555 try again... this time think about being honest with yourself.

[111Travis555]

I agree with you; religion is full of crap... but understand, that atheism is even worse, its pure acceptance of this illusive reality we live in that shall end within 1,179 days.... you dont like religion? be atheist LOL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTT people of your kind are literally SCREWED; but i didnt even have to say that for it to be true lol.... I am PURELY non-religious... but I am MORE than AWARE that we as a whole; have ONE ALMIGHTY SOURCE;CREATOR and DESTROYER..

[Menla1]

then you're not non-religious. please fuck off spouting bullshit

[MarxIzalias]

If the world doesn't end at the deadline you gave I will message you personally with the words told you so, and post it ten times as a response to this... And I am 100% sure it will still be here, because hello Millennium gave the same crap and also every other "end of the world" theory.

I am 100% positive that the world will still be here in 1,172 days from now.

[superwowie111]

111Travis555:

i hope natural selection destroys your bloodline, people as retarded as you wont survive long.

[alunogenatic]

i love your videos. and i have millions of questions to ask you, but theyre too abstract.

hmmm im thinkin of making my own channel about my own beliefs towards religion and faith.

[jagamasat]

i love the way you think and talk

[Webhead004]

annoying

[dmcgraye]

I find you charming and attractive

[JIMMYguitar07]

yea dude thumbs up time oh yes

[genericmeatunit]

"amen" to that . . . ;D

[apocalypsefun]

@dmcgraye Someone needs expectations...

[teflondon91]

is there any other topics you would like to speak about rather than athiests.. cause it's getting old... peoples religions are funny but its getting old and boring. Do some more videos on the scientology douchebags

[dinkolino2]

.. and replacing them with nothing of value. most atheists, although against "religious" opression, don't seem to have anything against state opression, as long as it corresponds to their "beliefs". I don't like to generalize, but there is a high correlation between being an atheist and a wannabe social engineer advocating all sorts of non-religious opression. so you just change the name, but the opression stays. Ayn Randians are in minority among aheists today

[dinkolino2]

.. that is, in trying to impose own views on others. atheism in a sense of not believing in God is one thing, and attacking those who do is another. I don't see any Christians going on crusades lately, nor buddhists. Radical islam is more a political movement than a religion. I don't endorse imposing religion on people, but i also don't endorse imposing atheism on them either. What is sympotamtic however is that atheism is aimed at destroying cultural and human values

[dinkolino2]

my comment totaly censored, just goes to show how tolerant and frinedly militant atheists are

[johnmonk66]

i dreamed i went to heaven last night

i saw god

he sneezed

i didn't know what to say

[nolobede]

You look alot like my ex-wife, but you're WAAAAYYYY smarter !!!

[superCatia]

Nice T-Shirt. Freethinkers are  the best!

[dinkolino2]

shes not a freethinker. she is heavily indoctrinated. how else can you explain the obvious obsession and intolerance

[Kieranfoy]

I don't know of anywhere you can be indoctrinated into being that kick-ass.

You're taking the piss, right?

[dinkolino2]

i dont know what i wrote anymore, since it has been censored.

[Kieranfoy]

It's not censored, pal, just rated. You see, comments are rated like videos.

Just hit 'reply' to see it. it's not censorship, merely honest rating of your comment and idea.

[dinkolino2]

lol, honestly rated.. she is heavily indoctrinated.. not just beacuse of the militant atheism, she is a poster child of heavy indoctrination by "politicaly correct" ideas. a caricature really. while accusing others of being culturaly conditioned, ignorant and i dont know what, she exemplifies it all, only from another end of the spectrum..

[Kieranfoy]

That's... a very stupid thing to say, but I have had nowhere near enough caffiene today to debate with you, and very little patience left for fools anyway, so... Cool Story, Bro!

[dinkolino2]

its not caffeine or patience you lack to debate me. its intelligence. peace ;)

[Kieranfoy]

Sorry, it's patience. The patience to get through your horrible spelling.

Peace out, man!

[dinkolino2]

my bad, didn't realize you needed things to be spelled out for you :). anyway, I see now you are but a child. I forgive you.. there really isn't much point in debating adolescents.. they are just so inpatient :)

[Kieranfoy]

Funny.

You so standup?

[Kieranfoy]

Do. I meant 'do' standup. Damn typos.

[theshadowify]

No, she is awakened to reality,and does not follow religious dogma that so many are brainwashed to believe

[dinkolino2]

she awakened to a new religion(or ideology if u will), only its not called that. of course, she doesnt realize it.. that would spoil the fun..

[theshadowify]

Why? because she doesnt believe in your imaginary friend in the sky. Atheism is not a religion. If it were, we would get tax breaks.

[dinkolino2]

:).. i am not religious. and your question just goes to show how narrow minded you people are.. no, atheism is not a religion.. but "militant" atheism is.. and the chick in the video is a perfect example. she is a missionary of atheism. combined with her other views (homosexualism, vegetariansim), she really is a caricature, as much as Muhamed with a bomb in the turban

[theshadowify]

To say my question is narrow minded, is quite stupid actually. After all I am asking the question to find out just what your point of view is. So how can that be narrow minded?

[IntrepidStranger]

What exactly is "Homosexualism?" I have never heard of that. No "militant" atheism as you like to call it is not a religion nor is it militant. I consider myself as strongly atheist as she, and I have not nor likely has she ever actualy resorted to violence in our shared oposition of religion. I do however have a belief. It s this: that humanity can not be encumbered by the dogmas and old hatreds that fill the religions of our time if we are to continue our evolution.

[dinkolino2]

"Homosexualism?" well, i presumed it would be a noun describing homosexual behaviour. maybe my English is faulty in that respect. You say you have a belief. Belief is precisely the thing religion is based on and what atheists hold against religious people. Why would your belief be more valid, if its just a belief? No religion promotes hatred btw, so your beliefs are not supported by facts. And your belief seems to exclude a person's right to choose. it is militant in a borader sense of the word

[luker4459]

lol, what a cool chick

[bnbalenda]

God is my ass. Fuck religions, but excellent video, though. I love it.

[KIMBOSLICE66666]

god is my homie fuck atheism i love it

[Y0ts0]

you really think you will go to heaven after you say you will laugh about people go to hell? i'm not sure but isn't this somehow evil? Therefore you go to hell for being mean and i go to heaven because god would know how bogus he is. lohoholll

[DemonMayCare]

if your a Believer and died in Nothing

You feel Nothing you lose Nothing

If your an Atheist who insults God and see God......*laughs* a trouble of a Lifetime

Bet ill recieve a Heck of Boos without being replied *LAUGHS*

Such weaklings If only I can help

[ebanksrl]

Did she say her name was .. Edna?...

I think I am in love (tan or no tan)

[kingmike40]

For someone who is playing outdoors. You don't tan or burn.

I would like to see you in a swim suit.

[Deanbass77]

Haha I love Canadian gals, especially when they screw up a take. lol

[cursetheman]

Yeah to Comedy Central

[DesertLaser]

Great vid! I especially liked the picture of the lynx on the wall,....

[Noah2112]

Gives you an idea about what the beaches in the UK are like when shes still as pale as a ghost. Im not even sure those even qualify as beaches.

[bajorjor1]

her page says shes from canada

[DesertLaser]

pale= NO sun damage.  Her skin is perfect....

[1RadicalOne]

Where did you get the Patcondell TShirt?! I want one!

[FactVsReligion]

there's a link on Pat Condell page.

[Thedreamshaperabc]

My priest often blesses my young boy...

[wuweido]

I was told to God bless myself :(

[wuweido]

lol i'd like to GOD BLESS Jessica Alba,

[lm99990]

Not all that burns is worn out

Not all those who wander are lost

Not all that is over is past

[Dayne113]

haha,funny

[PFWoody488]

We have a sign at the edge of my town for local events. Some teens (I assume) rearranged the letters to read: "Teen anal bin alert."

I don't know what it's supposed to mean, but I laughed my ass off when I saw it.

[smokingbob34]

yep, very cute

[VivaZweiFan]

words of wisdom man. not only beautiful, but smart and that's what counts!

[Sehnsuchtc]

How you think about "thank god im an atheist" XD a liek this one

[medhatalberta]

how does "bless you" = "fuck you". That's absurd. Fuck you is a hateful term where bless you (despite possibly being inconsiderate) is meant as an encouragement. I don't mind if one of my Christian or theist friends say this because I know that they feel this is the nicest thing they can say to me. They want me to be blessed (whatever that means to them I suppose). I just accept that as a compliment instead of berating them for attacking my beliefs. So what if it doesn't actually do anything.

[PluralOfEverything]

Watch her video under that title, and you'll understand what she meant.

[MyAntixRain]

hahaha your so cute and great video

[GriffinPilgrim]

That was awesome! My favorite of those I heard:

The Gates Of Heaven Are Always Open!

Please use back door, front door is locked due to thieves.

[GriffinPilgrim]

We need THAT on a T-Shirt!

[BlooddGodd]

the last one is my fave ive had the pic for years

[MatthiasFarland]

Those are marvelous, dear, as is the shirt.

[NegativeNick]

Are you Australian? I'm going to Melbourne in two months to visit my cousins

[judgen]

You look soo much like the Canadian girl from the american sitcom "How i met your mother"

[commi9]

you are a hot Canadian Atheist Laura :) lol but you sound Australian... and im only 15 lolz

[alphacause]

Humor is the principle enemy of religious prudery. The more we laugh, the more we imbue the world with happiness. The more happy the world is, the less religion will be seen as a necessary emotional crutch, because a happy person doesn't need an emotional crutch.

[FactVsReligion]

Well said! :)

[CamdenBloke]

laaaame jokes. What are those, from Readers Digest? I like your other videos but this is lame.

[Surathan]

HAHAHAHAHA

Nice ^_^

[empbac]

Seriously? I disagree. How could you think she's ugly? Besides, brains and personality are pretty important characteristics too.

[Surathan]

Maes, you're retarded.

[CamdenBloke]

What?! She is totally hot!