Im a level 9. i had to fight off 2 giants and 3 mammoths at once. it took 15 minutes, two weapons, a few shouts, but eventually, the Dohvakin prevailed!
@TheAwesomeparty101 Well, if you're unfamiliar with the game, then it works like this: "You can do anything you want!". Skyrim doesn't have medium armour class though, just light and heavy. So you could wear light armour and dual wield swords, daggers, axes and maces. Or one of each, you know, dagger in one hand and a mace in the other. If you get tired of this, you can switch to heavy armour and a big battleaxe if that's what you want. Or use spells.. No classes, everyone can do everything.
@stygn well you say that, if you over level one skill your others become weaker because of how the mob scaling works effectively if you dont use your main combat style (1h 2h magic ranged) your others are less effective as they dont do the damage to hurt anything. but yeah you can play how you like in theory :P
@PibsterPewPew Not entirely true. Although there are level scaling in Skyrim, it's not as obvious and punishing as it was in Oblivion. Now, what I meant was that there aren't any restrictions in the game when it co,mes to classes. It's not like you can't study alchemy if you want to use heavy armour, or can't use archery because you chose to use Destruction. You can do anything you want. That's what I meant : )
SMH at your lock icing capability, I mean not trying to troll or hate, I love your vids, but you really aren't that good at skyrim. And I think it's cuz you rush way too much. Just take your time. Ees no pwahblum.
OMG Jeff, I've been watching you since you were playing Amnesia but one thing has stayed the same. You're still a total spaz when it comes to precision puzzles such as that lock.
since these are prerecorded and all that I doubt this will help you much but protip to anyone else:
When in the favorite's menu (default Q) highlight one of your favorites and press a # 1-8 and it will be bound to that. Basically it lets you switch on the fly without having to go into menus and crap
How can you kill a poor Mammoth!? He was just minding his business, eating some...whatever Mammoths eat...and BOOM! Dead Mammoth. For shame, jeff, for shame.
The key to picking locks is to slow down, it's not a race.Take your time finding the sweet spot on higher level locks, listen to the sounds of the lock for the tumblers. GG!
When I found Two Mammoth One Giant at level 10 (I can kill giants easily), I tried walking near them and they didn't attack me. They were just walking slow and tired, minding their own business (possibly trying to bring food for their families or something) so I didn't attack them because I felt sorry for them and now you killed them...:(
I hate to say it, but I think he'd play better using the xbox controller. The controls for picking on the PC should be the other way around. A + D to move the pick, mouse to the turn the lock. At least with the controller, he'd have tactile feedback (vibration) and could move the lock carefully. Oh wait, this is Jeff. He doesn't do anything slow or careful. Is there an Open Lock spell like in Oblivion? Or Skeleton Key FTW
@stewjoe98 he's playing on the pc, it's not like the ps3 or xbox, where you can put "halfway" the strenght into circling the lock, when he press's the button (A) the lock circles all the way through
I read this and immediately thought of an epic battle I had while playing Skyrim. Tried to kill a dragon, the giant did it for me. I ended out having a long ass kiting fight with them, only pulling more after every one I killed. Haven't watched the vid yet, so idk if that's what happens here :L
As fan of you, MaximusBlack we wish a "SKYRIM NO RELOAD CHALLENGE"
You can't reload if you die. You can choose to play it at normal or high difficulty. Also we ( as fans) need to see your face on the lower right part of the screen <3
actually the archery after awhile got better. sheath your weapon if you're running for your life. and dont try to ever melee anything that can nearly one shot you
some tips.... lock picking: don't force it, the second you have any resistance, pull out. make love to the lock, don't rape it.... archery: aim slightly under what you are trying to hit
hahah the reason I watch your vids, is because you do this epic hilarious play by play of whats going on in game, and your really enthusiastic which makes it even better. You make gameplay vids awesome to watch
Mr. Maximusblack, for being black you suck at lockpicking :P also, you have to hold in the bow so you charge up the arrow, otherwise the travel distance of said arrow Will be very small.
tip: use lightning against enemies using magicka ( cuz it damages magicka ), use ice against enemies who hack 'n slash ( less stamina = less damage done ) and use fire against anything, but make sure you keep them on fire for extra damage
I don't always pick locks but when I do I use the little squiggle Button
TheYogo4523 11 hours ago
You shouldn't really pray for the Mammoth's kind. Shit gets real if you do.
Roo520 1 day ago
5:29 Lydia flew up xDDDD
Frozone470 1 day ago
i dont always pick locks, but when i do i use Skeleton Key™
Freezypeak 2 days ago
Brandon.
Sokies51 1 week ago
I Believe in the Bouse!
jeremydegraaf17 1 week ago
ya'know you have a hunting bow in your inventory right?
elderscrollsrulz96 1 week ago
LOL!! that shadow was the giant hitting lydia into lower orbit LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
crip4l1f3 1 month ago
I think this video is super awesome!!!!!
sabrinasoshigirl 1 month ago
Im a level 9. i had to fight off 2 giants and 3 mammoths at once. it took 15 minutes, two weapons, a few shouts, but eventually, the Dohvakin prevailed!
EricThomasComedy 1 month ago
worst lockpicker ever
UTNeon 1 month ago
AAAFFFFFSSHHHIITT XD
jrmbvn 1 month ago
what did i just watch at 5 in the morning....
PibsterPewPew 1 month ago
I'm crying too, buddy. I'm crying too...
Chrisuperhero 1 month ago
LOL, That shadow was Lydia. The Giant knocked her up in the air.
CryoSquirrel 1 month ago 2
@CryoSquirrel LMFAO!!!!!!!!!
crip4l1f3 1 month ago
WTF
spartanhaloboy112 1 month ago
you think this is hard try killing 2 gaints with the white run gaurd after you at the same time... at level 2
mackers0071 1 month ago
Maximus lockpicking skill....quest to masters!
TheEelt 1 month ago
HE WAS VICTORIOUS!!!! I NEVER DOUBTED YOU FOR A SECOND!! (yes i did :o)
ryabeisaacubjr 2 months ago
the. worst. lockpicking. attempt. EVER!
WpA09 2 months ago
So if your a theif can u dual wield one handed weapons and do u wear median armor???
TheAwesomeparty101 2 months ago
@TheAwesomeparty101 i guess you're meaning medium armor like in morrowind. there is no medium armor, but yes, you can dual-wield weapons
WpA09 2 months ago
@TheAwesomeparty101 you can dual wield no matter what...
SuperSpinko27 2 months ago
@TheAwesomeparty101 Well, if you're unfamiliar with the game, then it works like this: "You can do anything you want!". Skyrim doesn't have medium armour class though, just light and heavy. So you could wear light armour and dual wield swords, daggers, axes and maces. Or one of each, you know, dagger in one hand and a mace in the other. If you get tired of this, you can switch to heavy armour and a big battleaxe if that's what you want. Or use spells.. No classes, everyone can do everything.
stygn 1 month ago
@stygn well you say that, if you over level one skill your others become weaker because of how the mob scaling works effectively if you dont use your main combat style (1h 2h magic ranged) your others are less effective as they dont do the damage to hurt anything. but yeah you can play how you like in theory :P
PibsterPewPew 1 month ago
@PibsterPewPew Not entirely true. Although there are level scaling in Skyrim, it's not as obvious and punishing as it was in Oblivion. Now, what I meant was that there aren't any restrictions in the game when it co,mes to classes. It's not like you can't study alchemy if you want to use heavy armour, or can't use archery because you chose to use Destruction. You can do anything you want. That's what I meant : )
stygn 1 month ago
Hes like a giraffe!!
XvParagonvX 2 months ago
Jack Black impersonator
TheMedia112 2 months ago
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himeXUlq 2 months ago
5:27 See the woman flying? :D "Hop hop and awayyyy!" :D
Karvaperruna 2 months ago
*lock picking capability
xXCheezoCrazeXx 2 months ago
SMH at your lock icing capability, I mean not trying to troll or hate, I love your vids, but you really aren't that good at skyrim. And I think it's cuz you rush way too much. Just take your time. Ees no pwahblum.
xXCheezoCrazeXx 2 months ago
cant you get the animals to help you?
xXGAMEATANERXx 2 months ago
@xXGAMEATANERXx Yes because animals are going to stand a fucking chance vs a fucking mammoth.
TehBrokenToken 1 month ago
@TehBrokenToken : ) This made me laugh quite hard..
stygn 1 month ago
I use to pick locks like you, then someone stole my sweetroll.
Damious254 3 months ago
maximus turn into super saiyan while the mammoth is looking at him seriously
spaeteful 3 months ago
Anyone notice lydia 7:27??
Raizori 3 months ago
8:20
Atmursphere1 3 months ago
u sound like jack black a bit
Atmursphere1 3 months ago
Lol this is great man
DarkSlaYer4747 3 months ago
Jeff "Just touch it" -gets close to lydia-
Lydia -backs up- "HUH???"
Deanisaurus 3 months ago
lol BYE LYDIA
eddie123698745 3 months ago in playlist More videos from MaximusBlack
Was so painful to watch all the lockpicks break. You gotta feather it in there! Treat that lock right and she'll open right up for you.
EpicSuperFail 3 months ago
i laughed so hard at 11:20
aznguy11111 3 months ago in playlist More videos from MaximusBlack
OMG Jeff, I've been watching you since you were playing Amnesia but one thing has stayed the same. You're still a total spaz when it comes to precision puzzles such as that lock.
buckledcarcass 3 months ago in playlist More videos from MaximusBlack 3
03:24 LOL, what a psycho bitch indeed
gshaul420 3 months ago
Oh ho, wait till you start picking Master level locks :D
MasouShizuka 3 months ago
some of the worst lock picking ever XD
Frozone470 3 months ago
EPIC LAUGH AT THE END
Waterbirdy 3 months ago
dude have u ever tried double sparks like u do with ur double flames would do lots of damage
zombiedrager 3 months ago
@zombiedrager sparks do same damage as flames, they just damage mana too
Theredwingsfan96 3 months ago
@Theredwingsfan96 bur the flames also do some extra dammage in time
xpt754 3 months ago
Epic. Absolutely EPIC!
Naibeaz 3 months ago
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MaximusBlack please, hold down the arrow shoot button for increased range.
Thumbs up so he can see.
IBadBigIWolf 3 months ago
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IBadBigIWolf 3 months ago
since these are prerecorded and all that I doubt this will help you much but protip to anyone else:
When in the favorite's menu (default Q) highlight one of your favorites and press a # 1-8 and it will be bound to that. Basically it lets you switch on the fly without having to go into menus and crap
Sztanyi 3 months ago
Jeff is using his inventory........ WHAT?!?!
Frozone470 3 months ago
How can you kill a poor Mammoth!? He was just minding his business, eating some...whatever Mammoths eat...and BOOM! Dead Mammoth. For shame, jeff, for shame.
AzzyDude24601 3 months ago
i think that shadow was the girl falling down from the sky
MrKyrsiss 3 months ago
i swear i read the title wrong...
wolvesXD 3 months ago
The key to picking locks is to slow down, it's not a race.Take your time finding the sweet spot on higher level locks, listen to the sounds of the lock for the tumblers. GG!
TheDankJuggalo 3 months ago 8
When I found Two Mammoth One Giant at level 10 (I can kill giants easily), I tried walking near them and they didn't attack me. They were just walking slow and tired, minding their own business (possibly trying to bring food for their families or something) so I didn't attack them because I felt sorry for them and now you killed them...:(
zlac 3 months ago
So much fail
Andemik21 3 months ago
Maximus: What kind of intelligence did they program you with?
Giant: I have a PHD in Bouseology
Dodilies 3 months ago 46
sour bout not having that skeleton key
1xximrealxx 3 months ago
@1xximrealxx wait its in skyrim too?
Shadikun1 3 months ago
I literately laugh every time she says "Huh?" now. xD
timeh343 3 months ago
wasn´t eeyore a donkey?
sillydeath 3 months ago
You are so fuckin licky that a dragon didnt attack you through ll that shit
kckavana 3 months ago
@kckavana licky? lol
Shadikun1 3 months ago
so did his companion die mine died to a giant spider so im pretty sure jeffs would have to 1 giant and 2 mammoths
RedEyedBlackWolf 3 months ago
@RedEyedBlackWolf They only die if you kill them.
If not they just fall down for a bit then get up.
xevoz628 3 months ago
"Just touch it." -Awesome! (4:05)
roarmyklebust 3 months ago
How do you sheat/unsheath weapons/spells/anything on PC?
Kamilnycity 3 months ago
@Kamilnycity Press R.
Metallkjeft 3 months ago
@Metallkjeft Thanks man.
Kamilnycity 3 months ago
you need to upgrade your evil laughing skills.
CUBEoneVX 3 months ago
I hate to say it, but I think he'd play better using the xbox controller. The controls for picking on the PC should be the other way around. A + D to move the pick, mouse to the turn the lock. At least with the controller, he'd have tactile feedback (vibration) and could move the lock carefully. Oh wait, this is Jeff. He doesn't do anything slow or careful. Is there an Open Lock spell like in Oblivion? Or Skeleton Key FTW
syntheticgod8 3 months ago
"What are you doing you psycho bitch!"
Caelisthe 3 months ago
Why waste 40 minutes on a giant at that level when you can literally 2-hit them with higher level.
Lermasd 3 months ago
@Lermasd Because some people like to have fun in the game.
Caelisthe 3 months ago
oH FuCk! 01:50
xavier5867 3 months ago
i feel sorry for the mammoths :(
tarran26 3 months ago
What are you doing here, you psycho bitch!!!
Diaxis666 3 months ago
DONT SAVE THERE!! THE GIANT! THE GIANT IS COMING!!! NOOOOO
poptartusr 3 months ago
Get a Hunter's Bow? Nah, just use the bad Long Bow.
spartan5901 3 months ago 14
I BELIEVE IN THE BOUSE.
Kaizuna 3 months ago
hahaha watching him struggle with the lockpicking is hilarious. GO PLAY SOME FALLOUT FOR PRACTICE
darkranger1002 3 months ago
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Morosysin 3 months ago
hahhahahahahahahahahahahah OMG!!
BREGMA1000 3 months ago
Slow down when lock picking, you cant force the lock.
stewjoe98 3 months ago
@stewjoe98 he's playing on the pc, it's not like the ps3 or xbox, where you can put "halfway" the strenght into circling the lock, when he press's the button (A) the lock circles all the way through
Dnsilvagoncalves 3 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
@Dnsilvagoncalves
thats funny cuz im playing on pc and i can control EXACTLY how fast the lock moves, its all down to keyboard control
kgls13349 1 month ago
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stewjoe98 3 months ago
I thought for sure that I was going to stroke out watching you attempt to pick that lock.
austinoneal88 3 months ago
i thank i play too much sneaky but you ! are beating me far far FAR AWAY
ddeerr9 3 months ago
You are so bad at this game, i cant event stand watching it
Gyllegerthehe 3 months ago
@Gyllegerthehe umad
TsarDragon 3 months ago
Loot The GIANT NOW!
FreakzorTgR 3 months ago
Why U not Use Dragon Powers!
FreakzorTgR 3 months ago
Press § and than left click on the chest and type in "unlock" DONE
warior531 3 months ago
These fights get a million times more epic when you're barely surviving, then a dragon sweeps down and the trailer music kicks in as well.
zurox407 3 months ago
I read this and immediately thought of an epic battle I had while playing Skyrim. Tried to kill a dragon, the giant did it for me. I ended out having a long ass kiting fight with them, only pulling more after every one I killed. Haven't watched the vid yet, so idk if that's what happens here :L
zurox407 3 months ago
what type of character u doin mr black?
RockeroNato 3 months ago
@RockeroNato redguard or imperial probably redguard
redforrussia 3 months ago
@RockeroNato Dark elf
warior531 3 months ago
why is it not in parts?
zabuza182 3 months ago in playlist More videos from MaximusBlack
Dear Maximus, did you forget your shout power? Press the button Z :D Thumbs up so he remembers!
jeffreyhoon 3 months ago
2 mammoth 1 giant? sounds like a 2 girls 1 cup parody!
0jrhindo 3 months ago 36
@0jrhindo sour about that giant eatin shit from two bigass mammoths
mrbushwack113 3 months ago
@0jrhindo would that make the giant the cup?
nateyj11 3 months ago
As fan of you, MaximusBlack we wish a "SKYRIM NO RELOAD CHALLENGE"
You can't reload if you die. You can choose to play it at normal or high difficulty. Also we ( as fans) need to see your face on the lower right part of the screen <3
Iamtheexile 3 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
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Iamtheexile 3 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
i have to admit, this is what i was like, now i fuck up giants at level 32 :)
joewizard100 3 months ago
MB picking locks sounds like i wanna be the guy <3
TheHamonater 3 months ago
MYURHYUAHAHAHAHA
danieldjr412 3 months ago
@34:40...."lemme grab those hot juicy ass"
tunadounut 3 months ago
01:36 bitch slapped....GIANT STYLE!!!
Arsenov92 3 months ago
actually the archery after awhile got better. sheath your weapon if you're running for your life. and dont try to ever melee anything that can nearly one shot you
HorizonHipHop 3 months ago
Your mouse sensitivity must be on hyper crack cocaine mode, because no way should picking locks be that hard, lol.
Kabo0se5 3 months ago
some tips.... lock picking: don't force it, the second you have any resistance, pull out. make love to the lock, don't rape it.... archery: aim slightly under what you are trying to hit
HorizonHipHop 3 months ago 2
awesome jeff! :D
BahamutEx 3 months ago
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HorizonHipHop 3 months ago
4:03 "i just touched it..." "Huh?" LOLOLOLOLOL!
meyt123 3 months ago
Shoud I feel bad that I'm always rooting agains Jeff?
Lefiath 3 months ago
He never killed the giant... lolz.
LodetheLifePlz 3 months ago
lmao I like how the giant is op and falcon punches you. Have you thought about looking up weaknesses online or in the skyrim bible
AlieNation52 3 months ago
This is my rock. Pride rock... OH SHIT
Cheeseception 3 months ago
6:02 "No I'm not movin'" 5 seconds later moves
xXZenislevXx 3 months ago
4:03 LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
dominaters999getsome 3 months ago
TRYING TO LOCKPICK AN EXPERT LEVEL CHEST IS LIKE TRYING TO CATCH A MEWTWO WITH A POKEBALL
aunold21 3 months ago
@aunold21 That or he just sucks at openning chests -.- He wasted more picklocks on trying the same place or complete opposite place.
red244 3 months ago
just touch it. lydia: huh lol :D
Matthzor 3 months ago
DON'T TURN AROUND!!!!!!
aunold21 3 months ago
fuckin hilarious. GO JEFF GOOOO
Warphaker 3 months ago
Nice shit man :D
Carl1001fan 3 months ago
would i play skyrim yeah sure would i pay 60 bux for it......i would rather make a mold of my penis.....with hot glass lol
facetube503 3 months ago
hahah the reason I watch your vids, is because you do this epic hilarious play by play of whats going on in game, and your really enthusiastic which makes it even better. You make gameplay vids awesome to watch
Babeman1 3 months ago
"i didnt come this far not to give up now?" makes sense...
42JHU42 3 months ago
Every time Jeff used the fire AND lightning, I could hear a warning: "OUR DRONES ARE UNDER ATTACK!" stupid blue flame hellions.
OnlyKoolaid 3 months ago
the fast regeneration is ridiculous and too easy, is this game made for 10 year olds?
Vlakpage 3 months ago
I saw a shadow from the sky! WTF LYDIA?!
latinos986 3 months ago
foreskin
1RoySquared 3 months ago
when you lockpick bro.....you're doing it all wrong
TORRASQUETHEONE 3 months ago
"Head Shot" Right In The Arm!!!
Sethdemasi 3 months ago
thanks very much for 35 minute part
Scrillls 3 months ago 33
Mr. Maximusblack, for being black you suck at lockpicking :P also, you have to hold in the bow so you charge up the arrow, otherwise the travel distance of said arrow Will be very small.
MiniTuk1 3 months ago
sour about that evil laugh
Thebrandonification 3 months ago in playlist More videos from MaximusBlack
Haha, this is how I killed the Ice Troll...
DaVeeKo 3 months ago
'Just touch it....'
'Huh?'
StupidlySpecial 3 months ago
Just for future reference i have seen a giant gone toe to toe with a dragon and won sending the dragon corpse flying half a kilometre away.
Dasmaster1 3 months ago
tip: use lightning against enemies using magicka ( cuz it damages magicka ), use ice against enemies who hack 'n slash ( less stamina = less damage done ) and use fire against anything, but make sure you keep them on fire for extra damage
kionay 3 months ago
Lmfao omfg hahahab
MrCommanderDiablo 3 months ago
lol wasn't really an "epic" fight, kind of just you failing, but whatever, still entertaining =)
ghhgyiufff 3 months ago
gets new bow.... doesn't use it
gets new robe that regens magika... doesn't use it XD
oh jeff jeff
and yes ive seen other reviews complain about the ai pathing glitching :P
santa0704 3 months ago 2
4:01 soooo fucking great
Kajover 3 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
i laughed so much... "touch it! hääääh"
Kajover 3 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
06:03 lol mammoth
Flobabazz 3 months ago
LA LA LA LAAA I'M HUMPING YOUR BROTHER'S DEAD CARCASS!!!
Goodyearmonkey 3 months ago
Haha poor Lydia was probably thinking, "Why the hell do I have to guard a man with no sense of self preservation."
LutherianGuard 3 months ago
Great fight, BUT why would you pick enchanting? Dual casting destruction magic is clearly what you should have picked. Oh well, not my play-though :)
123123bradbrad 3 months ago
lol the fucking giants till one hit me even at level 30 =/
TheDisabledCube 3 months ago
This vid will not load for me, wtf, also, whens part 6 coming out?
Kamilnycity 3 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Any help?
I make high quality video's, including Minecraft and Happy Wheels, but getting views nowadays is dumb luck :(
lukeba214 3 months ago
Oh wow, 5:35 shadow of Lydia flying in the skyes.
OferRaid 3 months ago 3
LOL I prayed for your kind! Ohhh FUCK
Scootzy73 3 months ago
UBA UBA!
PublicEnemy651 3 months ago
New this video was going to be BOUSE. Fav and Like before i even watched this. Keep up the good work Jeff. BOUSE for life
ggggatas 3 months ago
HAHAHA lydia got creamed by the giant
jvp117 3 months ago
This was JUST AMAZING! I would NEVERhave had the determination to fight those three! NOW I BELEIVE!
Mirza839 3 months ago
Am I the only one who managed to open the chest 10 times just thinking where the lock pick should be?
FWRBroadcast 3 months ago
+1 For that epic timing.
TeshnosFire 3 months ago
Y U NO SAVE?
BlckSbthMan 3 months ago