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  • I don't always pick locks but when I do I use the little squiggle Button

  • You shouldn't really pray for the Mammoth's kind. Shit gets real if you do.

  • 5:29 Lydia flew up xDDDD

  • i dont always pick locks, but when i do i use Skeleton Key™

  • Brandon.

  • I Believe in the Bouse!

  • ya'know you have a hunting bow in your inventory right?

  • LOL!! that shadow was the giant hitting lydia into lower orbit LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I think this video is super awesome!!!!!

  • Im a level 9. i had to fight off 2 giants and 3 mammoths at once. it took 15 minutes, two weapons, a few shouts, but eventually, the Dohvakin prevailed!

  • worst lockpicker ever

  • AAAFFFFFSSHHHIITT XD

  • what did i just watch at 5 in the morning....

  • I'm crying too, buddy. I'm crying too...

  • LOL, That shadow was Lydia. The Giant knocked her up in the air.

  • @CryoSquirrel LMFAO!!!!!!!!!

  • WTF

    

  • you think this is hard try killing 2 gaints with the white run gaurd after you at the same time... at level 2

  • Maximus lockpicking skill....quest to masters!

  • HE WAS VICTORIOUS!!!! I NEVER DOUBTED YOU FOR A SECOND!! (yes i did :o)

  • the. worst. lockpicking. attempt. EVER!

  • So if your a theif can u dual wield one handed weapons and do u wear median armor???

  • @TheAwesomeparty101 i guess you're meaning medium armor like in morrowind. there is no medium armor, but yes, you can dual-wield weapons

  • @TheAwesomeparty101 you can dual wield no matter what...

  • @TheAwesomeparty101 Well, if you're unfamiliar with the game, then it works like this: "You can do anything you want!". Skyrim doesn't have medium armour class though, just light and heavy. So you could wear light armour and dual wield swords, daggers, axes and maces. Or one of each, you know, dagger in one hand and a mace in the other. If you get tired of this, you can switch to heavy armour and a big battleaxe if that's what you want. Or use spells.. No classes, everyone can do everything.

  • @stygn well you say that, if you over level one skill your others become weaker because of how the mob scaling works effectively if you dont use your main combat style (1h 2h magic ranged) your others are less effective as they dont do the damage to hurt anything. but yeah you can play how you like in theory :P

  • @PibsterPewPew Not entirely true. Although there are level scaling in Skyrim, it's not as obvious and punishing as it was in Oblivion. Now, what I meant was that there aren't any restrictions in the game when it co,mes to classes. It's not like you can't study alchemy if you want to use heavy armour, or can't use archery because you chose to use Destruction. You can do anything you want. That's what I meant : )

  • Hes like a giraffe!!

  • Jack Black impersonator

  • 5:27 See the woman flying? :D "Hop hop and awayyyy!" :D

  • *lock picking capability

  • SMH at your lock icing capability, I mean not trying to troll or hate, I love your vids, but you really aren't that good at skyrim. And I think it's cuz you rush way too much. Just take your time. Ees no pwahblum.

  • cant you get the animals to help you?

  • @xXGAMEATANERXx Yes because animals are going to stand a fucking chance vs a fucking mammoth.

  • @TehBrokenToken : ) This made me laugh quite hard..

  • I use to pick locks like you, then someone stole my sweetroll.

  • maximus turn into super saiyan while the mammoth is looking at him seriously

  • Anyone notice lydia 7:27??

  • 8:20

    

  • u sound like jack black a bit

  • Lol this is great man

  • Jeff "Just touch it" -gets close to lydia-

    Lydia -backs up- "HUH???"

  • lol BYE LYDIA

  • Was so painful to watch all the lockpicks break. You gotta feather it in there! Treat that lock right and she'll open right up for you.

  • i laughed so hard at 11:20

  • OMG Jeff, I've been watching you since you were playing Amnesia but one thing has stayed the same. You're still a total spaz when it comes to precision puzzles such as that lock.

  • 03:24 LOL, what a psycho bitch indeed

  • Oh ho, wait till you start picking Master level locks :D

  • some of the worst lock picking ever XD

  • EPIC LAUGH AT THE END

  • dude have u ever tried double sparks like u do with ur double flames would do lots of damage

  • @zombiedrager sparks do same damage as flames, they just damage mana too

  • @Theredwingsfan96 bur the flames also do some extra dammage in time

  • Epic. Absolutely EPIC!

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  • since these are prerecorded and all that I doubt this will help you much but protip to anyone else:

    When in the favorite's menu (default Q) highlight one of your favorites and press a # 1-8 and it will be bound to that. Basically it lets you switch on the fly without having to go into menus and crap

  • Jeff is using his inventory........ WHAT?!?!

  • How can you kill a poor Mammoth!? He was just minding his business, eating some...whatever Mammoths eat...and BOOM! Dead Mammoth. For shame, jeff, for shame.

  • i think that shadow was the girl falling down from the sky

    

  • i swear i read the title wrong...

  • The key to picking locks is to slow down, it's not a race.Take your time finding the sweet spot on higher level locks, listen to the sounds of the lock for the tumblers. GG!

  • When I found Two Mammoth One Giant at level 10 (I can kill giants easily), I tried walking near them and they didn't attack me. They were just walking slow and tired, minding their own business (possibly trying to bring food for their families or something) so I didn't attack them because I felt sorry for them and now you killed them...:(

  • So much fail

  • Maximus: What kind of intelligence did they program you with?

    Giant: I have a PHD in Bouseology

  • sour bout not having that skeleton key

    

  • @1xximrealxx wait its in skyrim too?

  • I literately laugh every time she says "Huh?" now. xD

  • wasn´t eeyore a donkey?

  • You are so fuckin licky that a dragon didnt attack you through ll that shit

  • @kckavana licky? lol

  • so did his companion die mine died to a giant spider so im pretty sure jeffs would have to 1 giant and 2 mammoths

  • @RedEyedBlackWolf They only die if you kill them.

    If not they just fall down for a bit then get up.

  • "Just touch it." -Awesome! (4:05)

  • How do you sheat/unsheath weapons/spells/anything on PC?

  • @Kamilnycity Press R.

  • @Metallkjeft Thanks man.

  • you need to upgrade your evil laughing skills.

  • I hate to say it, but I think he'd play better using the xbox controller. The controls for picking on the PC should be the other way around. A + D to move the pick, mouse to the turn the lock. At least with the controller, he'd have tactile feedback (vibration) and could move the lock carefully. Oh wait, this is Jeff. He doesn't do anything slow or careful. Is there an Open Lock spell like in Oblivion? Or Skeleton Key FTW

  • "What are you doing you psycho bitch!"

  • Why waste 40 minutes on a giant at that level when you can literally 2-hit them with higher level.

  • @Lermasd Because some people like to have fun in the game.

  • oH FuCk! 01:50

  • i feel sorry for the mammoths :(

  • What are you doing here, you psycho bitch!!!

  • DONT SAVE THERE!! THE GIANT! THE GIANT IS COMING!!! NOOOOO

  • Get a Hunter's Bow? Nah, just use the bad Long Bow.

  • I BELIEVE IN THE BOUSE.

  • hahaha watching him struggle with the lockpicking is hilarious. GO PLAY SOME FALLOUT FOR PRACTICE

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  • hahhahahahahahahahahahahah OMG!!

  • Slow down when lock picking, you cant force the lock.

  • @stewjoe98 he's playing on the pc, it's not like the ps3 or xbox, where you can put "halfway" the strenght into circling the lock, when he press's the button (A) the lock circles all the way through

  • @Dnsilvagoncalves

    thats funny cuz im playing on pc and i can control EXACTLY how fast the lock moves, its all down to keyboard control

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  • I thought for sure that I was going to stroke out watching you attempt to pick that lock.

  • i thank i play too much sneaky but you ! are beating me far far FAR AWAY

  • You are so bad at this game, i cant event stand watching it

  • @Gyllegerthehe umad

  • Loot The GIANT NOW!

  • Why U not Use Dragon Powers!

  • Press § and than left click on the chest and type in "unlock" DONE

  • These fights get a million times more epic when you're barely surviving, then a dragon sweeps down and the trailer music kicks in as well.

  • I read this and immediately thought of an epic battle I had while playing Skyrim. Tried to kill a dragon, the giant did it for me. I ended out having a long ass kiting fight with them, only pulling more after every one I killed. Haven't watched the vid yet, so idk if that's what happens here :L

    

  • what type of character u doin mr black?

  • @RockeroNato redguard or imperial probably redguard

  • @RockeroNato Dark elf

  • why is it not in parts?

  • Dear Maximus, did you forget your shout power? Press the button Z :D Thumbs up so he remembers!

  • 2 mammoth 1 giant? sounds like a 2 girls 1 cup parody!

  • @0jrhindo sour about that giant eatin shit from two bigass mammoths

  • @0jrhindo would that make the giant the cup?

  • As fan of you, MaximusBlack we wish a "SKYRIM NO RELOAD CHALLENGE"

    You can't reload if you die. You can choose to play it at normal or high difficulty. Also we ( as fans) need to see your face on the lower right part of the screen <3

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  • i have to admit, this is what i was like, now i fuck up giants at level 32 :)

  • MB picking locks sounds like i wanna be the guy <3

  • MYURHYUAHAHAHAHA

  • @34:40...."lemme grab those hot juicy ass"

  • 01:36 bitch slapped....GIANT STYLE!!!

  • actually the archery after awhile got better. sheath your weapon if you're running for your life. and dont try to ever melee anything that can nearly one shot you

  • Your mouse sensitivity must be on hyper crack cocaine mode, because no way should picking locks be that hard, lol.

  • some tips.... lock picking: don't force it, the second you have any resistance, pull out. make love to the lock, don't rape it.... archery: aim slightly under what you are trying to hit

  • awesome jeff! :D

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  • 4:03 "i just touched it..." "Huh?" LOLOLOLOLOL!

  • Shoud I feel bad that I'm always rooting agains Jeff?

  • He never killed the giant... lolz.

  • lmao I like how the giant is op and falcon punches you. Have you thought about looking up weaknesses online or in the skyrim bible

  • This is my rock. Pride rock... OH SHIT

  • 6:02 "No I'm not movin'" 5 seconds later moves

  • 4:03 LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

  • TRYING TO LOCKPICK AN EXPERT LEVEL CHEST IS LIKE TRYING TO CATCH A MEWTWO WITH A POKEBALL

  • @aunold21 That or he just sucks at openning chests -.- He wasted more picklocks on trying the same place or complete opposite place.

  • just touch it. lydia: huh lol :D

  • DON'T TURN AROUND!!!!!!

  • fuckin hilarious. GO JEFF GOOOO

  • Nice shit man :D

  • would i play skyrim yeah sure would i pay 60 bux for it......i would rather make a mold of my penis.....with hot glass lol

  • hahah the reason I watch your vids, is because you do this epic hilarious play by play of whats going on in game, and your really enthusiastic which makes it even better. You make gameplay vids awesome to watch

  • "i didnt come this far not to give up now?" makes sense...

  • Every time Jeff used the fire AND lightning, I could hear a warning: "OUR DRONES ARE UNDER ATTACK!" stupid blue flame hellions.

  • the fast regeneration is ridiculous and too easy, is this game made for 10 year olds?

  • I saw a shadow from the sky! WTF LYDIA?!

  • foreskin

    

  • when you lockpick bro.....you're doing it all wrong

  • "Head Shot" Right In The Arm!!!

  • thanks very much for 35 minute part

  • Mr. Maximusblack, for being black you suck at lockpicking :P also, you have to hold in the bow so you charge up the arrow, otherwise the travel distance of said arrow Will be very small.

  • sour about that evil laugh

  • Haha, this is how I killed the Ice Troll...

  • 'Just touch it....'

    'Huh?'

  • Just for future reference i have seen a giant gone toe to toe with a dragon and won sending the dragon corpse flying half a kilometre away.

  • tip: use lightning against enemies using magicka ( cuz it damages magicka ), use ice against enemies who hack 'n slash ( less stamina = less damage done ) and use fire against anything, but make sure you keep them on fire for extra damage

  • Lmfao omfg hahahab

  • lol wasn't really an "epic" fight, kind of just you failing, but whatever, still entertaining =)

  • gets new bow.... doesn't use it

    gets new robe that regens magika... doesn't use it XD

    oh jeff jeff

    and yes ive seen other reviews complain about the ai pathing glitching :P

  • 4:01 soooo fucking great

  • i laughed so much... "touch it! hääääh"

  • 06:03 lol mammoth

  • LA LA LA LAAA I'M HUMPING YOUR BROTHER'S DEAD CARCASS!!!

  • Haha poor Lydia was probably thinking, "Why the hell do I have to guard a man with no sense of self preservation."

  • Great fight, BUT why would you pick enchanting? Dual casting destruction magic is clearly what you should have picked. Oh well, not my play-though :)

  • lol the fucking giants till one hit me even at level 30 =/

  • This vid will not load for me, wtf, also, whens part 6 coming out?

  • Oh wow, 5:35 shadow of Lydia flying in the skyes.

  • LOL I prayed for your kind! Ohhh FUCK

  • UBA UBA!

  • New this video was going to be BOUSE. Fav and Like before i even watched this. Keep up the good work Jeff. BOUSE for life

  • HAHAHA lydia got creamed by the giant

  • This was JUST AMAZING! I would NEVERhave had the determination to fight those three! NOW I BELEIVE!

  • Am I the only one who managed to open the chest 10 times just thinking where the lock pick should be?

  • +1 For that epic timing.

  • Y U NO SAVE?