Poker Song

[MajdElmasri]

j'adore cette musique et le poker

[dnapowersports]

SWEET VIDEO. The song is cool but add the video and this is sweet. Like the betting against the globetrotters lol

[Diktarspire]

This is awesome :D Lyrics anywhere?

[licuaty]

FUCKING AWESOME SONG MAN

[JenicekPernicek3]

the sample of the violin is just awesome

[KaJaKRoku96]

DEALER Hand # 667614264: KaJaK_Roku96_UFW wins the main pot (8988135) the layout of two pair, Aces and Sixes

I listened to this song ;D

[LuneyTune72]

Side C, how clever...Not at all.

[tombutler47]

Pretty Cool song! Check out "The Poker Donkey song" by Tom Butler! Other song he sings are She Bangs, Utah's Alright, Slide, etc. He is one of "The Wonder Twins" soon to be known worldwide...

[LuneyTune72]

Nice job, illegally sampling Frank Zappa's "Willie The Pimp." No mention of him either. Congratulations, you will be sued by Gail Zappa. I hope you enjoy the fiery burn of the Zappa Family Trust.

[serwwer]

@LuneyTune72 he cant be sued because he only took the karaoke version.

weird al does that too,was he sued?No..

[LuneyTune72]

@serwwer First: there is no karaoke version, they took the opening riff and just repeated it (still the original,) Second: No, Weird Al has musicians play the song and then sings over it.

Get your facts right.

[sidecvideo]

@LuneyTune72

Sue us for what... I lost it all playing 5-10 last weekend. lol

Plus we put his photo in the vid, so if i know anything about copy write law i am sure were covered. lol

[LuneyTune72]

@sidecvideo Then I hope you rot in jail, either way works for me. This shitty track takes a shit on Zappa's song and you fail to realize it is beyond horrible. If you are earning money or distributing this album with someone else's music on it (which you didn't get permission to use) then you will be sued.

[sidecvideo]

@LuneyTune72 @LuneyTune72 I think people way take Zappa to seriously. The man was a great artist and forward thinker, we are talking about a man who played a bicycle on the Steve Allen show and proceeded to perform a live improvisation with the house band that included samples from songs off the radio.

Listen at 16:10. Sampling is part off the natural progression of music and I for one feel that an artist like Zappa would approved and commend it.

[sidecvideo]

@sidecvideo

sorry forgot the link

youtube.com/watch?v=y9P2V0_p6v­E

10:10

[thewondertwinstnt]

Not a bad song! Check out "The Poker Donkey song" along with "I whip my beard back and forth" by Mendy Pellin, a comedian from LA. Tom Butler performs it, he is one of "The Wonder Twins," entertainers from LA... His version of "She Bangs" is not bad either!!!

[UchihaEntertainment]

@Dorinus2 Yes he was not only that he was the best gin poker player they even didnt let him play it anymore because he was to good at it with an IQ of 185 and a photographic memory and natural talent Stu fucking rapes at Poker.

[omfgitsciso]

feelin like i need to play poker and own at it right now

[omfgitsciso]

love this shit

[theartofpoker]

Cool song! Check out a great investment opportunity right here! 12% interest per year, 1% per month on profit or interest.

Your going to love it!

[connectlogic]

this is class iv got exaxtly the same type of vid and rap about poker av a listen ul like it.ty

[playa18bln]

good song motivation

[SmokeYourGanjaRaw]

not on the flop.nuts=best possible hand.

[Diktarspire]

@SmokeYourGanjaRaw

...if you flop the nuts, you have the best possible hand on the flop..

[jcheek13]

Stu Unger is my idle...professionally not personally

[JeReL19]

Beat is awesome.

[Angelaheisserer]

OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[bramburka4]

Could you tell me please someone send it to my mail?

[commishguy]

Esfandiari got some PT in this song.... wow!

[ROCAbrothers]

where can i download it so i can play it on media player

[Dorinus2]

use vdownload'er / youtubedownload'er

[floyd38wr]

go to real player

[YassnG]

This is a great song. Is there a way to download it or somthin? Or even buy the album? lol I cant find anything. I'v been googleing and googleing and nothin.  cant find anything anywhere.

[YassnG]

Never mind I found there site.

[willglo]

Kind of a GAY song!!! Songs called "Stu Ungar" but, it NEVER mentions him even once in the song!!!

[Dorinus2]

stu unger was the best poker player ( no limits ) .... so i guess it's logical why :|

[Gamel4You]

@Dorinus2

dohnson FTW!!!

[sidecvideo]

Chorus

Rigo Verse

Give me a 7, Rigo need a new pair of everything

Lost the shirt off my back, dont tell the wife about the wedding ring

MCs MC, Middle Class Master of Ceremony

Spend my weekly allowance simply betting on the ponies

Hippodromes my home away from home

Seems like every time I make another bet, I brake another bone

[shnos]

@sidecvideo It's break

[sidec]

Nuts in a vice and to be more precise

I bet against the motherfucking globetrotters twice

Walked into the MGM Grand with ten grand wrapped in a rubber band

And planned to bet it on one hand

Didnt notice Johnny Chan sitting on left hand

Of course he calls, hes got the balls and know you understand

Put all of my cash in some insider trading

That was ten years ago and Im still waiting

Roulette table spin me right around

Hock my watch, and thats where Ill be found

[sidec]

Chorus #2

Meet me at the Casino, high stakes, bright lights and free booze

Drop a G note going all in on a pair of twos

Feeling lucky craps, slots, roulette you choose

We know yall play to win, but yall lose

*2

Strath Verse

[sidec]

-Not me!

Im steady balling like Antonio Esfandiari

Valet parking my Maserati in an Armani suit

Walking thru the Bellagio lobby to cop some loot from Bobbys Room

The Big Game, with dreams like legendary Chip Reese Rest in Peace

Got guards with shotguns escorting cash to my seat

Aint about to play fast when the stacks are this deep

I can hear Gabe (Kaplan) speak, in the other room with that other dude

Prop bets, forced straddle and playing seven deuce

[sidec]

Rolling on momentum like Im never gonna lose

Feeling like Im Patrick Antonius and the rest of the tables Brad Booth

The bad moves are costly, in tournaments fatal

Play with your opponent is he really focused?

Flat call the bet, if hes weak then close in

If not do the math sometimes the best plays folding

Holding the rockets or holding the garbage

Remember anything cam happen the moment the flop hits

Chorus

[BDD420]

this is a pretty good song i'm feelin it

[ExileRwC]

"nuts" is the strongest combination possible in a certain hand

[julliekoning]

lol you are dumb

[8to1fav]

lol what? I hope u mean Royal Flush right

[purpleecstasy]

lol you are an idiot sir

[TRDgsxR600]

the nuts is the best hand you can get on the flop

[2pacthebest93]

all in ! :D

[blacksparrowsanj]

what is 'the nuts'

[vadilson69]

the (probably) best hand.  For example, you have AK and the flop is AAK.

[Goofcorn]

Its not the probably best hand it IS the best possible hand at that moment in time

For example if you have J 9 and the flop is 8 10 Q with no flush possible, you have 'the nuts'

But now if the turn is an Ace that would make KJ 'the nuts'

get it? :)

[vadilson69]

"probably" I meant it is because you don't know the turn and the river. But thank you, your example is familiar from life unfortunately... :D

[brysonrocks]

The nuts shot..Fool

[poppinfresh7]

sick song

[badnewsHANDSUP]

awsome song

[trucker63601]

if any of you add to this please make it correct lyrics if you post a reply.

intro:

we're playing no limit hold em' 2 cards down and five cards up for everyone to play,

and you can lose it all in a single hand.

(chorus)Got a Buck, Double it up,

press all your bets, try your luck,

No cash in your pockets, wha 'bout the keys to your truck,

Win it all back, you just flopped the nuts.

Playin' reckless Texas, you're full tilt with a small stack,

next hand all in, I can't just call that, (contd)

[trucker63601]

I'm all ready big blind,just caught Big Slick

play like I'm thinkin real hard, and push in all my chips.

I won the tournament with a 46 a few hands later,

caught the straight off the flop, smoke like Chris Moneymaker.

I'm gonna play Sega with the mayor for papers,

a few specs of roulette, what a ya up to wages.

An El Camino, a Pinto, lawnmower, Tonka?, speedboat

Oh he don't, know how to read people,

put down a mortgage on some horses,

if she loses it would be truely sad.

[Case0770]

whaaathć???

[damnxxx]

Nice Zappa base!!! :)

[Shizun]

poor brad booth

lol

[Shizun]

lyrics plsss

[xilonian001]

playing reckless texas full tilt with small stack. Next hand its all in i cant just call that. Im already big blind just caught big slick. Look like im thinking real hard and push in all my chips. I won the tournament with a 4 6 two hands later caught the straight off the flop will play chris something baker. Move on to play sega with the mayor of papers.

[Thebatman010]

lol, Chris something baker? Chris Moneymaker captain

[xilonian001]

We're playing golden hold'em. 2 cards down and 5 cards up and you can lose it all in a single hand.

Mother fuck double it up press all your bets, try your luck. No cash in your pocket found the keys to your truck. Win it all back you just flopped the nuts.

(un recognizable background audio)

playing reckless texas full tilt with small stack

[Thebatman010]

and no limit hold'em, not golden...do you have a hearing problem?

[trucker63601]

I'm a total Texas Holdem freak, I don't care for hip hop and rap usually but this shit's "The Nuts"! Great lyrics

Can we find the lyrics printed anywhere?

[ilyansalas]

anyone have the lyric of this song ? ty.

[caprigirl1]

yes, does anyone have the lyrics?

[Reggieslo]

does anyone have the lyrics?

[meltbh]

Lyrics?????????/

[poulinthebum]

sickkkkkkkkkk

[ynotnumber1]

Well played.