"I'll... I'll need to play this a wee bit shrewd ya know, a wee bit intelligent, give it the old boy's charm? With a wee touch of mental torment round the eyeballs, you know? But I mean, see when you get right down to it, that's why you make somebody love you isn't it? So you's can exploit it!"
(door opens)
"Mary Doll! I have been a bad man. What can I say?"
"I'll... I'll need to play this a wee bit shrewd ya know, a wee bit intelligent, give it the old boy's charm? With a wee touch of mental torment round the eyeballs, you know? But I mean, see when you get right down to it, that's why you make somebody love you isn't it? So you's can exploit it!"
(door opens)
"Mary Doll! I have been a bad man. What can I say?"
"You can start with Ouch!"
(hits him with bottle)
"Mary... oh Mary... (unintelligible)"
- Hope this helps you understand it.
UK31337 3 months ago
haha i didnt understand a word
ACDC920605 4 months ago
i-ill need tae play this a wee bit shhhreeewwd here!
Ryctophaze94 11 months ago
When I grow up, I want to be just like Rab
iburnedthedinner 1 year ago
LOVE THIS SHOW!!!!
xxLornyTunesxx 1 year ago
MMMAHRRY DOOWWL!
DisgustingArsehole 1 year ago
fuckin legendary
thejakey 1 year ago
Peter is a cockney gay!
JurgenMacho 2 years ago
brilliant fuckin brilliant
muirkirk1 3 years ago
i want to be this man
johnnydah 3 years ago 8
Fantastic! I had to remind myself of the old series after watching tonight's Christmas special.
WellDoneCroatia 3 years ago
I first watched this guy years ago, he's still funny now, bring it to NZ!
swiftbrad 3 years ago
lol quality!
maryjane2x15 3 years ago
superb,
my favourite quote in this series was jamesie's advice to rab
"you'd best be shite'n yoursel then rab"
armolite 3 years ago
funny
onewordafteranother 3 years ago
LOL You Can Start With Ouch (smash)
mosthauntedfan2k8 3 years ago 4
haha,brilliant,lol.
lyndamcglynn 3 years ago
Classic, MARY DOLL! lol. Rab is a legend!
Lynsey38025 4 years ago
pure brilliant !
cazamarr 4 years ago
"ye can start wi ouch" wallop!!hahahahahha
spinozacelt 4 years ago
brilliant!
donkeywheels 4 years ago
Absolutely hilarious, they should air this in Australia, we would love it....
Pearcey2006 4 years ago
BIG RAB THE ULTIMATE SCOTTISH LEGEND!
broxi2 5 years ago
the mans great cant belive it took so long to come to dvd
BABAK06 5 years ago
Hilarious, ya gotta love old stringvest
sgfg1175 5 years ago