Dinkum (fat-pie.com)

[EhhhFonzie]

tuckery tuck tuck, tuckery-doo !!

[MrLemonyFresh]

Australian here: yep that's bang on the mark, had that same conversation yesterday. Stupid Rolf Harris...

[turts02]

worst Australian impersonation ever.

But the Rolf Harris and Dame Edna bit is funny

[HFLanciaStratos]

Not entirely accurate; I don't think I heard the word 'cunt' used once.

[MrDerpbag]

@HFLanciaStratos YES.

[MightyQuinn2021]

Thank's for posting the video, mate! Now I'm gonna go ride in me kanga Skippy's pounch down to the creek past Kalungajung! Here in Australia everybody goes down to a pub to get get drunk and fight! It's piss-central 24/7, I tell ya

[robin7465]

ummm why is there south park canadians in it?

[robin7465]

ummm why is there south park canadians in it?

[Kullg4r]

Anyone notice the guys hair is the shape of Australia?

[davejizm]

australia isn't that good at soccer (football)

[mytube8u]

Firth has actually taken the piss out of Kiwi`s [ Newzealanders here ] not Aussies , subconsciensly he has somewhere got the 2 mixed up ,, think about it , he says " If letics " , instead of Athletics ,, that is Kiwi madness !!

[4Brownie4]

this aint david firth

[Dunnybrusher]

OH, STOP BLOODY BAWLIN' YA BUNCH OF PEEWFS

I'm Australian, and I approve this message.

[Nightcrawlerinsweden]

ok... im good at understanding english but i didnt get a single word of what these cartoon guys were saying xD fucking giberish xD

[xSlaminSamx]

Im from Australia and it's just like any other day except we drive kangaroos everywhere!

[GOCPproductions]

This doesn't seem like it was done by Firth at all... it's too shit.

[rootiful]

bhahahahahaha austraila needs to do one for us pommies!

[huh95]

lol, i am australia and this is fucking hilarious

[purplemushroomfreeak]

Aussies don't hate pommies.... well, most of us love pommies. : /

[MrDaclayman]

@purplemushroomfreeak thank u, and most pommies love aussies:)

[MrPirate93]

Hahahaha this is fuckin hilarious! Good old rolf harris (supposed king of australia) callin them poofs....... Nothing at all like this i hope you realise, but it's hilarious all the same hahaha

[DrMopZodiac]

LMAO it's good that we aussies are really nothing like this... otherwise I'd stab mahself, mate, Tuckerie-tuck-tuck-tuckerie-d oo mate, god save the king!

[iansully1]

lol! the thing he says b4 the king f aussie come is fucking hillarious its like tuck tuck tuck de tuckary doo or somthing rofl

[exaybache]

so true

[OneWayTrip1]

loooool, rolf harris

[RideableLlama]

"Tuckerie-tuck-tuck-tuckerie-d­oo mate, it's the king of Australia!"

hilarious stuff

[mitchbennett0]

hahahahahahaha I'm from Australia and that's really what happens on an ordinary day.

[DrMopZodiac]

@mitchbennett0 totally

[illrapeyoucunt]

@mitchbennett0 I live in australia and it doesnt you retard

[mitchbennett0]

@illrapeyoucunt your name is vile...

[illrapeyoucunt]

@mitchbennett0 dont change the subject cunt

[mitchbennett0]

@illrapeyoucunt you're stupid and I don't respect you.

[illrapeyoucunt]

@mitchbennett0 i dont give a shit you faggot

[mitchbennett0]

@illrapeyoucunt You're giving us Aussies a bad name, worse than what this video is conveying. I think you need to go and take your anger and channel it through wrestling a crocodile, then go and have a beer down by the billabong, okay? Come back to me with a meat-pie and an apology. Thank you :)

[illrapeyoucunt]

@mitchbennett0 you know for a fucking fact aussies dont act like this, your just trying to be a cool cunt. clearly this is stereotypical video and piss take. so unless you live in the middle of fucking knowhere and live of kangaroo meat then i will believe you. but you have a computer and clearly more electronics and decent english. so fuck you. :)

[mitchbennett0]

@illrapeyoucunt You call yourself Australian? Man, you probably don't even know how to play the didgeridoo. WTF kind of Aussie doesn't know how to play the didgeridoo? Secondly, you're the one with bad English, "knowhere," doesn't have a silent K my dear, and that's a pretty interesting typo unless you have forked fingers. Where did you get the stereotype that we have no electronics? We obviously do, haven't you fucking seen crocodile dundee? You call yourself Australian? You don't know shit! :)

[illrapeyoucunt]

@mitchbennett0 theres like 5 australians that know how to play the digeredoo, and there all boongs anyway, probably like you ya abo cunt, you should even be thankfull that i pay for your government housing

[mitchbennett0]

@illrapeyoucunt now you're just being racist for no reason. Can't you see I'm just winding you up for my own amusement? If you keep replying with this nonchalant jibber jabba I'm just going to piss you off further. Do yourself a favour and stop being so angry. Just listen to Waltzing Matilda, that always calms me down. :)

[SteelRocker]

@mitchbennett0 Man i visited australia last summer and people there are really like that. You shouldn't be offended by it. Its pretty weird but im not judging.

[mitchbennett0]

@SteelRocker I live in Australia!!! and I'm NOT offended!!! OMG! I know sarcasm doesn't transfer well over text but you'd have to be a complete moron to not realise I'm being a smartass trololololol.

[MrLemonyFresh]

@mitchbennett0 Let them have their fun mate,you realise we can take the piss out of them when ever we like? =] I'm 7th generation Australian and I think it's actually funny to be compared to this as I go to a game design college in the middle of Sydney which is like Australia's answer to NEWYORK ;p the closest i ever got to the 'outback' was south Australia, and to be quiet honest with you, the majority of the trip across the desert there, I felt was a shit hole..

[joesere]

this used to be on a whole website of aussie piss taking stuff, but i got hacked and deleted :/

[SaviourOfCows]

...you have much to learn

[TommAhHawk]

wat a bad attempt at an aussie accent. it sounds more NZ, bloody dirty kiwis.

:D

[SaviourOfCows]

haha -2

[cokehead1969]

it sounds more like a retarded aussies attempt at a kiwi accent.

[miutubevids]

ROFL you should add

fair shake of the sauce bottle mate

(kev rudd said it 6 times in a speech to try and sound more blokeish lol

[Firespectrum122]

that digeree-doo makes it twice as funny :D

[janmarpi]

Queen of Australia is Dame Edna! :)

[kotaru911]

LOL hahahaha

[danbowtell123454321]

Loooooove the way yanks see us bahahahaha!!!!!

[WooshOnGuitar]

how do you guys down there see us up in the states?

[danbowtell123454321]

we get what we know from movies lol.

[WooshOnGuitar]

you know what? we all like beer and baseball? baseball's boring and I'm 14 so beer is a no no

[fai1saf3]

sunburned spider farmers :X

[TheHornyMortician]

David Firth is from the UK.

[MannequinFilms]

lol i was once told i have a very strong aussie accent but i dont sound like tht....do i? :(

[blaaimred]

Lol that's not an Aussie accent ;)

[xXJOEYBOYXx85]

ITS THE KING OF AUSTRALIA!

ROTFLMAO

[AleksM1991]

lol.. i live in australia and thats not even close to an australian accent :D

[Tornfromreality]

The guy who did this is called David Firth, he was born in south yorkshire like me and we have really broad laid back accents. It's difficult to do an autralian accent with the way we talk.

[faitheunc]

lol ah bad attempt of an aussie accent

[RedheadMetalC]

reminds me southpark canadians!

[HeavyWeightGunner]

stop blood ballin ya bunch a poofs all i can ear is this f `in an blinding..... lol dame edna fucking cross dresser queer

[xxDarkxFlamexx]

Lol I love this!

btw im a Kiwi ;]

[xsmoke93]

haha fuk off we sound like that lol

[ReganDaly]

ring diddler lol

dinkum diddler

[bayswaterband]

hahaha, tuckery tuck tuck tuckery do.

do we really sound like that?

[Gangly0Creature]

sounds like burnt face man to me.. Not australian :D

[StapledNote]

Ahh, stop bloody ballin' ya bunch of poofs. All I can hear is this effin' and blindin'. I'm tryin' to watch Sons and Daughters.

[xxDarkxFlamexx]

Haha...

I really dont get how ppl always say that us Kiwi's sound like Aussies.

LOL

[LUEcifer]

YA DINKIN DIDDLA

[ambahrr]

first of all,

dableutyef they do NOT shoot koalas.

and i agree, sounds nothing like an australian.

[galitor]

hahaha

[DivineCozmos11]

that was the worst impersonation of an aussie ever

[jafoosy]

ahahahahahahahahhahahaahaha

[havok1337357]

i dunno about you mate but i ride me kangaroo to and from work every fuckin day. Out here in the northern territory fuel and "houses" are pretty scarce so there's no need to drive a VL or whatever cars their making these days in oztrailya!

[sionikuss1986]

the website at the end is a bnp site.

i checked =/

[michaellives]

haha are they holding fosters?!

funniest misconceptions lol

they got the dame about right

[super6plx]

We don't say "BAH-sterd" as in "BAnk", we say "Baauuh-STED" as in a "metal BAr"

and we do not say bollocks lol.

Furthermore, WE DON'T LIVE IN THE BUSH, WE DON'T RIDE KANGAROOS, NOR KEEP THEM AS PETS, NOR KOALAS (they're endangered) NOBODY WEARS CORK HAT THINGS because we live INDOORS where there are NO FLIES to shoo away because we have HOUSES despite popular belief (lol)

Whew! :P dw about it lol it's not like anyone could possibly know that if they've never been here before.. it's funny :D

5/5

[dableutyef]

Koalas aren't endangered lol. They have to shoot them to protect the gum trees.

[copmanhurstsucks]

Hehe, we aussies are ripe for parody.

very funny. fat-pie makes me moist.

and yes we do say bollocks.

[cyberlego1994]

Pommie's drink tea!

[kman1993]

no we dont.

[super6plx]

definately not, indeed

[copmanhurstsucks]

Lol, must be a regional thing, many people say it where i am XD.

[cliffo1992]

Aussies say bollocks?

[kman1993]

nope

[bottom0fthelake]

nah thats the irish

[sionikuss1986]

and the rest of the uk..

[jafoosy]

I hate the accent, it's pure New Zealand!!!

[purple7]

David Firth is rad though. funny prick.

[purple7]

so i guess they wont be there. they will have to watch better sides such as croatia and russia battle to win games that they certainly couldnt.

[purple7]

hey how do you think england will go in euro 2008? i hope crouch finds some form and becks is back to his best. Oh christ thats right the english are notorious for being mentally weak when it comes to sports. dammit huh?

[MegzTube]

HAHAHAAH i adore aussies

[PearxDrops]

hahahahahahahahaha roflmfao

[warden999]

fatpie at their best

[ReganDaly]

tuckery tuck tuck tuckery doo mate!

[moran001]

my frend tinx dis is shit......ITS BRILLIANT!!!

his new name is now "BLOBBY"

he deserves it!!!

[whitelion81]

...athletics...!

[47Cyanide47]

haha, fuckin hilarius, I wonder if aussie farmers still talk like this, they sure dont in melbourne.

[pwnedbyanoob]

its not racist, its true

[zodiackilla]

LOL I guess thats what it is? Ruggmates..jeeze

[zodiackilla]

He uses like every stereotypical Australian word..Thats what makes it soo great..Its like hidden racism. LOL

[lynzipurves]

it's so nice to see some one who appreciates his line of humoUr. as a scot who sufferS "the simpsonS" charactert wullie(the least accurate scot on television) I WELCOME COMMENTS SUCH AS THIS. fAT-PIE IS GENIUS. lONG MAY IT CONINUE

[zodiackilla]

Awesome..thanks.."Dodge this!, Shuriken throw!" heh heh...scared yah.

[Twilight8080]

rofl, willie... :)

[michaelwoodward11]

ruggas. rugby union

[jimbolino1]

lol, aussie eachieving something in football? I don't think so.

[zodiackilla]

What is he saying at :32? Rugamice? LMAO

[Twilight8080]

i think he says ruga mate refering to football but i dont really know either

[DrMopZodiac]

@Twilight8080 it's true, it's rugga mate

rugby, yes

[outofyertree]

rugga mate (rugby)

[9inchsradius]

@zodiackilla I think he means Rugby.

[lolocaustism]

@zodiackilla

Rugby, the sport that American football was based on.

[BiffyFighters]

@zodiackilla "Rugga mate" reffering to Rugby :)

[RAFFIZUMZ]

Im also an Aussie and i love this clip but nothing tops the simpsons. i dont know how the american thing came up but americans tend to be very protective and not used to the point of views from out of the U.S. but i dont think its something that people need to carry on about if you cant get a joke its your problem and every one get over it.

[Liverbiscuits]

Bahaha! sounds so british still, i don't anybody can do the Aussie accent really well, only Aussies. Bahaha, Australia has a King, you have put Johnno Howard in there.

Ps: Australia still owns England is sport.

Cricket *cough* Cricket.

[Swanmaens]

I'm Australian and this is fucking funny.

If something like this was made about americans, they would bitch and complain.

[piratebri]

Lmao, why does everyone have to turn every video into something against Americans? Americans enjoy satirical comedy too. Whats your evidence that we would "bitch and complain"? You just some person who has this cliche hatred for Americans with no reason?

[jakeyourface]

Swan, the website that this video was originally shown on was hacked and destroyed by proud australians.

[Shabobala]

that was really dumb. >.<

[bobthejagexcat]

I don't like australia

[Twilight8080]

and Australia doesnt like you.

[MoleRatGraze]

hahaha funny stuff! gotta be thogh coming from david firth...

pity that no australians ever say 'bollocks'

[lanta666]

HAHAHAHAHAHAH LURV IT

[stretch1990]

hahaha, this video never gets old

[coldpimp2006]

That was retarded!

[kazimann]

David Firth never fails to entertain.

[madhatter0000]

I'm aussie, and i didn't even find that offensive, it was gold!

[eddy2sexy]

hella funny but australia dominate england in sport biatch

[VonLaggazor]

the king of australia all my lif ehere and i never noticed my own king :O

[bj373]

hahaha fuckin gold

[maverark]

hurray! funny video!

[Somnambulistiq]

hahahah.

[deadmeat08]

maybe its funnier in english

[switchandflick]

lol

[andyjjones]

hahahaha @ tuck tuck tuckery too

[Fatty999]

hahaha, Tuckery Tuck tuck tuckery doo. I'm an Aussie, this is funny though. I think people out in the country talk like that...I'm not sure, I think Aussies in the suburbs watch too much tv and just start to talk like Americans.

[CirculGender]

LOVE IT!!!! Get a live you lot. It David Firth is a comic legend and you should stop acting like a bunch of two year olds an go back to school to learn about satire. I'm a pommie....and i fucking loved it!!

Thanks for posting this Twilight. It is the sexyness.

[Blarghstard]

The over-use of Aussie slang is hilarious! No offence to Aus (from Matt from NZ!)

[Twilight8080]

I agree :P

[LIVEVILIVE]

Well my Aussie friend,retaliate with a stereotype filled toon about pasty white green toothed pommies setting fire to soccer games and eating tea and crumpets.

[igeebs]

Noob deluysions dude is really paranoid about getting sadness from the americans and that but look at my face- watch out for the transatlantic animations for thee shall face thy fataliyy of anihalational distress

[jewishcow]

You're a noob.

[Twilight8080]

lol dude im the poster of this video and im from Australia. ROFL i cant believe u are offended because of this... Its fucking hilarious!

[ParanoidDelusions]

that was fucking stupid...now every idiots gonig to think thats what australia is like so for the record... ignore that bullshit, none of that is how australia is, at all. You would think after hostnig the olypic and commonwealth games people would stop this kind of crap because everyone shoudl realise by now this dumb stereotype or whatever is just crap. Even those that dont watch sports, dont believe the simpsons or other shows that do dumb 'australian' things.

[Blarghstard]

Someone needs to get laid...

[ke200]

It's like when people say they don't like posh english accents on videos... and find it offensive... We're not dumb and know you're not like that, but come on... Do you really think we go around on penny farthings wearing top hats and saying rather a lot? We don't... But when someone DOES stereotype us, it's funny because it's not true... lighten up a bit :p

[KangarooEast]

Are you fucking serious? Cartoons don't really depict how people really are?

...

Your retarded for even thinking someone would hold that representation of Australians to be true.

[WilmoTheBear]

You cant handle a joke?

[Somnambulistiq]

Nobody thinks any of that, idiot. The video was purely entertainment.

[WilmoTheBear]

Well gladly ignore you

[ParanoidDelusions]

Doing a wonderful job of that to seeing as though you replied to me.

Keep up the good work. :)

[Liverbiscuits]

To tell you the truth mate, some Aussies like that still excist. Rural areas, defintley not Urban Sydney, I think we're gettin' more posher by the minute. But the stereotype of Aus from the Simpsons is HILARIOUS! us using boomerangs to catch crimials, BAHAHA!

[doritoskickass]

LOL

[MelloB]

Ahem, that was just plain retarded.

Kthnxbye.

[Twilight8080]

you know whats plain retarted??? your subscriptions you sicko...

[MikeyDowson]

LMAO

firth has a good eye for the sick ones

melloB likes bondage!