Ali G vs Religion

[rodthepimp]

Who caught the "Sister Phister"?

[controllerbrain]

Shave ma ghoulies

[cp9105]

I want a lap dance from sista fista

[Ngt15]

why no muslim there?

[inlovewithi]

If you listen closely, you can hear them laughing.

[DMTwannaB]

Funny the priest talks about the thing with the nonnes isn't real because it hasnt been documented

[DMTwannaB]

why the hell would they say yes to this?

[wcydtv]

4:43

[AIL3XJI]

my mate dave, he's got a 9 incher he gets it out all the time

[jayballa21]

lmao aint that a coincidence that he was born on Christmas day. HAHAHA

[koussias]

The McDaddy of the Christian thing HAHAHHA

[unclebobz]

no room at the inn... well that's because it was Xmas, innit?

[MrNeatspesi]

Watch the old woman's face change 3:56-4:02

[montizzle13]

The Steven Colbert of the early 2000's

[squintzzz]

priest: the story about the stripper is not documented with any kind of evidence..

[Fuzzbuggy]

@squintzzz I also saw the irony! LOL

[domaug]

is God an over-hyped David Blaine?

[sodafromyoda]

lol, jewish guy wants to see the video

[muffinsftw1]

again... what the hell is this?

[DirtyMikeballin95]

Dick Cheney is a Catholic priest?

[MrBeardest]

@DirtyMikeballin95 You deserve far more upvotes for this comment.

[zeester110]

52 yrs without sex , damn i'd be grumpy too

[thesearewarningsigns]

@zeester110 you mean 52 minutes with out sex with a child?

[pritishsai]

@zeester110 More like 32 years of pedophilia

[ElTriple7]

2:21 "I friggin hate this guy" LOL

[Qasimaka420]

Aint God like an over sized David Blaine Hahaha

[cyberpolice9000]

"Let's talk about the big macdaddy of the Christian religion. What was his name again?"

"Jesus Christ"

XD I nearly pissed myself laughing.

[tigerlilja1]

Butthurt priest is butthurt and offended

[fatpat38]

the priest was the only one actually defending what he believes in...respect!

[SSAvenger]

The priest finds everything offensive.

[spidernatclip]

@SSAvenger hes was a 52 year old virgin, his life must suck...

[MrNursex]

@SSAvenger True, i liked the Jewish dude allot more because he was totally chill.

[ar2110302]

Yo, Sista Fista

[boecxyec]

Ohmigawd that Cathlic prick really getting offended too easily. What a tool. Get off your high horse douche

[dacostas7]

lol @ 1:09

he has molested people

[ohf27]

lol ali super trolled that priest.

[cesarseizure]

Fuck religion if God is real he's one selfish ass motherfucker

[strongdetermined]

lolol the priest is sooo mad.

[stuwasraisedbywolves]

I love how people hate logic during these times...thanks for fulfilling Biblical Prophecy!!!!

[AdamskiLawlerski]

That priest is as thick...... wow. how arrogant

[Freethinker12341]

fuck religion...

[Woodchuckk]

Does Jesus really exists? or is it just your father dressed up?

[SuperNoX86]

So the priest says there is more to life than sex? Well I guess he's probably never done it so how would he know if he's not tried it?

[AdamskiLawlerski]

@SuperNoX86 exactly

[78Revolutions]

hypocritcalist  lol

[lobox785]

The priest looks like Dick Cheney.

[McSwiggins]

Me Julie asked me to shave my Goolies, but me said I'd never do it cause of the second day stubble. Hahaha, classic

[chronicideas]

that priest is a douchebag. maybe he hasnt had any young catholic boys in a while

[longsightdeo]

@chronicideas you're nuts, i laughed my liver out and i'm probably gonna die

[sergvargas1]

@chronicideas lol

[ricosuavable]

@chronicideas I disagree he is just threating ali g like any normal rational person should threat him, like an idiot.

[ToricoUK]

the fat chick didnt get no tv time innit

[Lottechoco]

Most people experienced that "power". Don't speak for everybody. I have never experienced that "power larger than myself".

[Sternhof]

@Lottechoco now read what you wrote. at first you talk about "most" and then you say "everybody". those a two different words.

[Lottechoco]

@Sternhof my point is She does not even know that "most people" experience that "power". She is not them. When she says "most people", she is just really talk about herself.

[MrCrushus]

@Lottechoco who experiences it?

[Nerd042]

OMG he called the girl fat .

[Nerd042]

Wow, that priest is a dick head. I found it hilarious.

[AGreenWhiteRedA]

It'd be great if he did a new one of these with Borat!

[Teeklip]

@AGreenWhiteRedA he's the same guy xD

[dakingeman]

"can god do better stuff than david blaine?" "well he can do better stuff than chris angle"

[Careohx]

has this been aired on TV? xd

[andyfromsheldon]

"'Er name was Sister Fister."

[peccas2426]

religion is an excuse for people that are too stupid to understand facts and science

[isisdron]

look at this priests face! lol...

[DerrenBrown100]

'What if she was a bit fitter' ROFL

[Dole203]

just laughed my ass off.

[wardy2294]

"would you ever marry a Jewish girl?"

"I choose not to marry."

"Oh, so you just like to play around a bit?"

hahaha

[madskillswills]

"There's even been times where it's been boring."

[Colonel10110]

im a dyslexic christan and i love dog.

[KoerberSNM]

The jewish guys seems pretty cool

[groeneduim]

@KoerberSNM

..which one of them?

[sportsdude18111]

He even had the Priest laughing. lol

[lucisferre257]

This is his funniest bit, lol

[Bigcooper94]

Ali G is god

[InSovietRussiaaa]

God doesnt exist, only Ali G.

[UnscopedReflex]

American Christians are retarded

[ownagebutter]

@UnscopedReflex all christians are retarded

[UnscopedReflex]

@ownagebutter well said.

[brokenseatbelt]

The preacher looks disgusted. LOL

[ultrakool]

me hates secondary stubble, as well

[arsjaad1986]

Check out the face of the women on 3:56 to funny!!

[superpandamanCY]

4:15 oh yeah, it wasnt documented by any evidence.. how about jesus etc? the only thing you have for evidence is a book that some guy just made up. that priest makes no sense

[superpandamanCY]

aint it a coincidence jesus was born on christmas day? hahaha

[AQGOAT24]

Ali G is the ultimate troll. 

[FreedomBeats]

That is no way for a priest to act! I expect better! He looks like he wants to rip Ali G's head off.

[Alice89chan]

The priest chose to rape kids :)

[7777phoenix]

Lol it's halarious how the priest mentioned evidence XD

[aabulow2]

"ain't it hypocriticalist that so many nuns part time as strippers?" Priceless

[AblueSHADEofMETAL]

" and what if she was a little thinner?" check that bitches face.

[TaylorGangOrDieeeeee]

LOOOOL AT THAT FAT OLD BITCHS REACTION TO ALI G

[BigJonBone]

I think it is ironic that the priest didn't believe Ali G about the stripper, because of lack of evidence.

[UnitedNewThinkers]

Man look at the evil face at 1:07 !

[coppersunshine]

@UnitedNewThinkers Yeah, it's hilarious how the priest just looked ticked through just about the entire thing. xD

[pacmandem]

@coppersunshine It's probably because his balls are like the sahara desert; Dry. As. Fuck.

[UnifiedPerfection]

What a coincident lol

[xcasmithx]

The Chinese chick keeps laughing.

[NewEraBoy11]

We watched the video, so we don't need the fucking quotes on every comment.

[spyu]

Priest: "I've chosen not to marry because I prefer the company of little boys."

[chefkoo]

"Me mate Dave got a nine incher, he get's it out all the time"

[TheHasselBoff]

Celibate for 52 years, that could explain why the priest is such a moody prick!

[l0c0ninja]

So isisnt god just an over hyped David Blain? HAHA FUCKING HELL ROFLMAO

[NYSexyRexy]

Sistah Fistah FTW!!!!!

[mothurman]

Christian : well its not documented by any evidence. scientist: .........

[SubjectDylan]

i dont understand. is he joking, or is he really that idiotic?

[Morgo3Q]

@SubjectDylan joking

[turtle5181]

@SubjectDylan joking man... have you ever seen 'BORAT' or 'BRUNO' ?

[knifefightLV]

Hypocriticalist.



[XlinkK280]

Lol a priest or whatever talking about documented evidence. Provide the dilusional fuck with documented evicende of Evolution and you cross the fucker religious boundary.

[TheMrStrapzz]

@XlinkK280 i am a christian and i still believe in evolution

[XlinkK280]

@TheMrStrapzz That's possible and there is nothing wrong with that.

[jelleyman123]

kunt

[Freethinker12341]

@XlinkK280 the priest guy is the most arrogant person in the room, he's also the dumbest (believes that aman can be literally brough tback from the dead.

[OutragousGaming]

he is the best troll ever!!

[kdum8]

I only wish the catholic bishop could hear himself, "It's just hearsay, there's no evidence" hahahah, walked into that one.

[th3vampan3z3l0rd]

Damn, that priest is treating this like serious business.

Pity none of them seem to realise he's joking...

[Gook987]

Ali G showed us all one thing today, that all these religious crazies have something similar: It ends up creating bigotry against non-religious.

[leoncolombo]

LMFAO is the second video I watch from this dude and I'm already a fan xDD

[d3st88]

@0:18

*God is imaginary and evil.

There, I corrected it for you.

[silentcity5892]

fuck religion



[bigblackbadbrother]

"She said her name was 'Sister Fister"

Brilliant.

[LatinaNate]

the mac daddy, 'jesus christ'

LOL

[ublec15]

Lmaoooo! Ali g shit on that fat atheist bitch, thats what she get for being a smart ass atheist cunt innit?

[lovepoison102]

Father William looks like he wants to slap some sense into Ali lol

[heisenfeis]

@lovepoison102 he can't cuz what he believes is is nonsense XD

[lovepoison102]

@heisenfeis Lol

[mushroomonthemoon]

anyone find it weird that the two objections that the priest has are that it's "pure religion" (which he uses to say that something is false/made up) and "it's hearsay, there's no documented evidence"..?

[pinball281]

LMFAO at the look on the priests face at the start

[BellaGatinhaBeleza]

rofl celibate for 52 years, well I hope he's telling the truth coming out of a priest mouth..

[SpursandFlames]

love this dude

[twooffour]

Sistah Fista!

[GalacticRiver]

It's mind boggling how some people still believe in religion and gods. Ali G played that priest so easily.

[rz4prezi]

funny how Father William plays the "that is offensive to us" card.

[Coronaextra22]

What if she was really really thick though?

[BiggieBiggs3691]

@Coronaextra22 He says FIT, not thick. Failure. Embrace it. You own it.

[semasiologistics]

What's funny is how easy it is. Just pretending and these people who demand that we respect them become total jokes.

[webba0000000069]

I was very offended by these views on religion. Everyone knows that the toothfairy is the real creator of the universe. All thee repent to the toothfairy or thee will suffer eternal damnation by the stay puft marshmallow man

[ritchloui]

@webba0000000069 Look, all you fucking bastards making fun of the Koran. If you could only be bothered and memorised every line of it you would know everything! Furthermore, every single scientific invention EVER was stollen straight out of the Koran. Furthermore if you read it with the right attitude you would discover that Mohammed had an ipad, NOT a PC. Morons!

[featheredmusic]

oh man LMAO

[CraniumOnEmpty]

lol, wow, why haven't I heard of this guy before.

[mushroomonthemoon]

@CraniumOnEmpty

are you fucking serious. your life is about to get SO much better.

..heard of borat? this is the same guy.

[Dan474834]

Does Jesus really exist, or is he just your father dressed up?

[Sign213]

inst it hyprocrytical that so many nuns work partime as strippers

OMFG LMAO

[allthatOTHERshiiet]

Ali g makes more sense than any of these religious guys

- Respect

[MrLovelybone]

'i chose not to get married'

"youll just fool around"lool

[savie9898]

I <3 God!!(:

[TheoneParky]

And overhyped David Blaine.

LOL

[MrBolsblue]

I'm with the priest on this one, ali G pissed me off as well.

[Fredmeister2006]

@MrBolsblue that's the point so...job well done ali G

[rz4prezi]

@MrBolsblue why did that piss you off? Frankly I find it way more offensive that you lot claim that people who don´t think like you will suffer for all eternity.

[TheHasselBoff]

lol, "No room at the inn? That's cos it was christmas, innit!" Fucking brilliant

[robbegx]

"Aint god just like an overhyped David Blaine?"

Priest: No, and some might find that suggestion offensive.

Fucking religion, demanding special treatment. Suck it, Father Cheney.

[dpknowleseaglese25]

The irony of the Priest moaning about assertions based upon hearsay... haha!

[DaAlphaOmega]

theres more to life than sex! lmao

[cff121]

Ali G really pissed off Father Dick Cheney there.

[DDDDamien]

Her Name Was Sista Fista

[smileman66]

Is that Dick Cheney?

[92Fishman92]

I have got a video!

LOOOOOOOL

[bcthighs]

trolololololol

[Rastegarmma]

@PerilocutionAZ09

Now that, my friend, is scripture.

[70spwn]

Poor quality:(

Great vid though.

[genghisdong]

the only thing I don't like about this episode is when he makes fun of the woman for not being fit.... she didn't deserve that

[taylorgangmacmiller]

"Her name was sista fista" hahahahah too funny!!!

[concertpianist88]

The Five Horsemen: Harris, Hitchens, Dennett, Dawkins, G

[sweetenedicedtea]

I would kill myself after the first 30 years of not having sex... What a shameful, Lame life

[splashlog01]

Does anyone think that the priest looks like Dick Cheney

[twd76]

@splashlog01

and sounds like a very serious Adam West

[soulvibe2007]

Lmao religion should be treated like this all the time. Sacha Baron Cohen (Ali G) is taking the piss using one of his characters and yet he still controls the panel of religious nutters and makes them talk back to his idiocy. Genius!

[TrojanDimas]

Jews are funny guys cause they wear them little hats. That priest got angry too quickly he should have simmered down. Fifty two years is a long time, you would think he would have more patience for a guy like Ali G who is a weirdo. The fat lady is an athiest, her god is food.

[abilan2000]

" I've chosen not to marry "

" What, just to play around?"

epic xD

[sniperRobert]

lol that priest is like "god rip his head off"

[JacklandInc]

''There was no room in the inn''

''Well that's cuz it wuz Christmas innit?'' Owned.

[DaAlphaOmega]

@JacklandInc lmao

[lolicanhazpieplox]

LordEli, you are a troll. A damn good one at that. Also, puddi.

Maskofsan1ty, you are a dumbass for believing this troll. I suggest you an hero ASAP.

Everyone else, shut the fuck up. This isn't a religious debate video. It's a comedy video. If you aren't here to laugh at it, you have no reason to be here. Get the fuck out.

[MsTommyknocker]

That catholic priest is one stern bugger

[MsTommyknocker]

Why did Jesus walk around with all them reindeers?? lol

[redasho1]

What are ye all on about!! Taking things way too serious..laugh dudes..ha second day stubble X0