Star Trek Voyager - The Best "One-Liners" Ever!

[1doesntlikeapplepie]

6:34 what episode?

[9999fenix]

Assimilate meeee!!!!!!

[garamonde]

(Seven of nine walks onto the bridge in nothing but sexy lingerie)

Seven of nine: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.

[Pugwash81]

Love the ending...:)

[polomarey]

@Pugwash81 Thank you. :)

[greg1184]

-"Then you wish to copulate?"

-Yes.

[kelsiejackson]

"Don't you 'Aunt Kathy' me!"

[adric22]

Ugh.. all of those shots from "threshold" which is probably the worst episode of voyager.

[AdmiralJaden]

What no "DON'T PROVOKE THE BORG!"? That was Q's best one liner in the show lol

[Neverever808]

Oh God, this cracked me up so hard. <3

[AJoseph0007]

I don't know what that was but i liked it

[OhManTFE]

I do wish to copulate with Seven.

[RaptorClaws24]

It was cool until you sprung that Chakotay/Janeway crap at the end. :P

[xxA13Xxs]

1:41 Why in many videos of seven is her voice SO squeeky?? I've seen the show many times, and am at the middle of the series again. I remember some of the lines but not like that! Was this only in the DVD version? I only watch TV. It's driving me insane.

[sajakram1]

the cataati remind me of the jews being welcomed by palestinians and then they trying to take everything same as the cattati are based

[keshacool101]

whats with all the "Please state the nature of the medical emergency"

[keshacool101]

8:08 to 9:25 WTH !?!

[racheesedorothy10]

@keshacool101 i didnt care for that either

[sourpunchfan74]

You forgot the "Get the cheese to sickbay!" line.

[MrMoorkey]

8-Ball, side pocket...white ball, corner pocket. Paris wins.

[polomarey]

@MrMoorkey LOL 440,000 views and you are the only person to catch that.

Nice job :)

[MrMoorkey]

@polomarey I do try :-D

[MrMoorkey]

@MrMoorkey oops, forgot to put 4:40

[seahawk124]

The only reason Harry screamed was because he is gay, poor man.

[DarkAutumnNight]

... what do you have a crush on the EMH or something?

[alexhan6]

@DarkAutumnNight Please state the nature of the medical emergency.

[DarkAutumnNight]

@alexhan6 lol god I will take that as a resounding yes. 

[bravepercennius]

Robert Picardo's line is by far the most complex.

[bharlan2002]

2:00 "Resistance is futile" oh hell yeah you damn right it's futile

[cherrety]

What episode is 3:30 from?

[StarNova42]

@cherrety season 7 Q2

[RandomTandemTV]

@cherrety Season 7 episode 19 entitled "Q2"

[Tagraff]

@cherrety @3:30 It's "Q2" on the 7th season, 19th episode.

[Doorstop1227]

Oh no... the episode where those guys turned into the weird lizard things... CRAP that episode was weird.

[thousandlegger]

i remember the first time i saw the voyager ship. i came. now i don't care.

[EdBoonSucks]

Oh no, She gave me Borg herpes! 2:14

[TheRhinehart86]

How many people did Voyager have at the begining of the show? I didnt watch it much but it seemed that at least a couple of people died every episode, surely by the end of the 7th season there couldnt have been more than 5 or 6 people left on it :P

[badt4life]

I wish I could have seen these couples on Voyager:

Chakotay and Janeway

Seven and Harry

i`d still have Tom and Torres

[danielk6761]

So Janeway's a homewrecker eh?

And Janeway's a Hollaback girl? :P

[msmarch4]

You forgot "Commander, your stick"

hehe excellent ending..

[In0tuhTR3KKi3]

That was such a WTF? moment ending...

[In0tuhTR3KKi3]

Excellent timing on everything! What ep is 3:37 from?

[alexhan6]

@In0tuhTR3KKi3 VOY S2 E12, The Resistance

[101truthhurts]

Well done.  But rock music would have served the end better.

[thefinalfrontier1701]

0:14, to watch the video.

[mearp69]

LMAO way funny

[IsisLaZingara]

"I think you've altered my greeting protocol." (sheesh, it's about time!) XD I agree!!

[sonic1135]

they should have put the ending to an episode called " The Thaw"

Clown: What will become of us...of me?

Janeway:Well like all fear u eventually vanish.

Clown: Im afraid.

Janeway: (wispers)I know!

Clown: Drat.

ending credits

[buffedanimal359]

@sonic1135 That ep was reeeaaaally weird.

[Qugie]

The end was funny as hell

[BasutoFurea]

@Qugie doc is always hilarious...

[TheGreatAfricanGuru]

Bring Back Star Trek ! Any Star Trek! Just Do a Series Again. We are Bored with all the SHIT on Tv!!!

[awilliams1701]

You missed my favorite line: "It's got me by the hair!!!!". I think it was in season 7.

[m4ck408]

8:27 this my ship, this my ship :D

[Marchant2]

You should've included a couple of the famous "I'm a doctor not a...." lines (I remember once he said "I'm a doctor, not a commando."

[73Stargazer]

Q!!

[Kurbyxo]

398 people are red shirts

[KahliraKah]

Great video, though I was a bit saddened that my absolute favorite line wasn't there. Seven: "You're glowing ensign."

Harry: Whatt...?

Seven: Your epidermis luminescenced.

[ugotpwnzored]

I remember being in tears when Tuvok said, "It appears we have lost our sex appeal captain."

[kalelwannabe]

LMAO I never realized it before but Capt Janeway is doing a superman when she puts her hands on her hips and introduces herself, HA HA HA HA Classic.

[katbates1]

5:56 Is that guy walking into Sauron's eye?!

[KrisMoretti]

@katbates1 Totally what I thought!

[taylorsurfer]

I forgot how horrible the episode where they evolved into fish whales was.

[awilliams1701]

@taylorsurfer how do you forget that. Out of 700+ episodes of star trek its the only one that should have never been made at all. There were others that could have been fixed, but that was flawed 100%.

[taylorsurfer]

@awilliams1701 It has just been so long since I have seen it, you are 100% correct

[Purrplegal98]

"Resitance" *shoves Chakotay agaist wall* "is futile" *starts making out with him*

[In0tuhTR3KKi3]

@Purrplegal98  That was DEFINITELY Harry Kim. B/c he definitely woke up screaming afterward!

[kaltadesmon]

@Purrplegal98 that is harry kim not chakotay

[clokkerfoot]

You know when she kinda walks casual down the corridor, looking edgily at everyone? She's going to go see her boyfriend, Michael Sullivan on the Holodeck :)

[clokkerfoot]

I wish Chakotay would kiss Janeway. Seriously, they never do.

[clokkerfoot]

You never want your dad to say "Isn't it clear? You're dead."

[clokkerfoot]

Tom's face when he says "And remember, you're the queen!"

[clokkerfoot]

Don't you "Aunt Cathy" me! HAHA :D

[ace206]

6:35 if only they continued this into the series :3

[miack84]

Man, I wish Seven and Kim got together...Jeez. An innocent nerd and Icy queen trying to grow a heart sexual tension that culminates into the finale where they have the freakiest sex. But being star trek we will have to hear second hand in a pg comment. Whoever thought to have her get with Chakotay needs to be shot.

[mdma4life]

Damn right I wish to copulate seven

[djab2]

Great video!



[degafreak98]

dont you aunt kathy me hahaha! best line of the whole series!

[xylemphoenix]

Q always had the best one liners!

[Thesterness]

8:25

"Oooo, dis mah ship, dis mah ship".

[brinathehedgehog222]

3:27 your right it is about time and which season and episode is that?

[crono6664]

@brinathehedgehog222 Season 6, Episode 24. Name of the episode is "Life Line"

[AndromedaDrift]

384 people made Janeway angry...

[TheAlterans]

1 tip ALWAYS remember......NEVER piss off janeway or ur dead

[jont43]

Despite the fact that basically none of these lines can be accurately described as "one-liners," I still totally dig this video. :^)

[MD2389]

Aww, you didn't throw in the scene where Janeway first runs into Neelix, cooking up a storm in her private lounge! XD

[jimbopumbapigsticks]

Jeri Ryan is actually a very good actress. Pity they made her wear bimbo suits for 4 years.

[temporaldisplacement]

Harry waking up screaming was histerical. :o)

[FreakyGleeky]

Whats that episode where Kes says "Captain is dead" at 4:52?

[theph33r]

@FreakyGleeky Time and Again, Season 1 Episode 3

[crono6664]

@FreakyGleeky Season 1, Episode 4. Episode is named "Time and Again"

[SCRulerShinoda]

Fuck man... sometimes I wish I was Harry.

[DanFrederiksen]

the premise of voyager had severe mistakes and many were made during the show. only real trek was TNG. it was not as universally defective as DS9 but it was much too close.

Errors: a lost ship, nonsense caretaker, a depressing region of space, kasons, idiot torres (trek is about high minded excellence, not gang trash minds), the maquis, janeway doesn't inspire confidence, nelix was a bit pathetic, a native american first officer, ship is always on the edge of disaster.

each is a massive mistake

[msinvincible2000]

2:57 which episode is that scene?

[theph33r]

@msinvincible2000 Critical Care, Season 7 Episode 5

[msinvincible2000]

@theph33r thankyou very much :)

[randomnessextremez]

I cannot believe there are people that hate this show or people that tell me they used to watch voyager when nothing was on. Those who hate shows like this are the people who have collapsed past civilizations and they will for this civilization too because they don't understand what kind of people make up a peaceful modern civilization.

[HorseFuzzy]

@randomnessextremez You make a strange kind of sense. I think you are right.

[silvergreydragon]

I wonder how many takes 4:44 took XD

[JamesonMary]

On the look for real spiritual guidance?Tired of running endlessly into the same useless information?mind reading powers, intuition, inner peace, it is all true.THE-HIDDEN-SPIRITdotCOM it is time to wake up.

[sionnachy]

Hey what's the name of that episode where janeway and paris are turned into fishy/lizardy/amphibian looking thingeys, and they have babies together?

[SpudsAndKimchi]

@sionnachy Google it for fucks sakes

[sneezyize]

@sionnachy That would be season 2 episode 15: Threshold.

[AnubisEye009]

Please state the nature of the medical emergency...(awkward stare)

[squeezetoy1984]

Janeway to replicator: "Coffee, black!" - Replicator: "Make it yourself."

[illumined1]

00:30 "I have to admit, I'm not sure which one is the captain." "The female, obviously." xD nice one tuvok

[ScientistCat]

There's no way for me to do this video enough justice. So I'm just gonna express my appreciation with one of the most overused comment types ever.

377 people couldn't state the nature of the medical emergency.

[Freddran]

4:20 good part :)

[SpaceAndStarsGalore]

wow that last part was random.

[Victorpughenry]

Harry Kim, you lucky SOB.

[kohstamojahn]

3:31 vintage Janeway

[AstroBear100]

had to do a retake when Gwen Staefani started playing but it was great. laughed till i cried.

[NineCatsz]

LMAO!!! Love it.

[archimedescj]

3.45 ... I came.

[OlafurNeal]

YUP LOVE THE END!!! That needed to happen in the show, well the whole 7/Chakotay thing didn't even need to start...at all.

[koolwalla]

1:25 thumbs down for you jerk

[MsTruNorth]

Polomarey, you're a very good editor. You picked just the right scene (in terms of body language) to insert the "Delete the wife" line. It's the same scene but she's actually saying "Deny Katherine Janeway access to his program." (after she's made all the desired changes, including deleting the wife haha).You've edited so well that the switch is barely noticeable. Another great one-liner --context too complex to include, probably was "I thought that was the theme for this evening."

[tiredmeadow]

OOO that's my ship, that's my ship.

[tberwick1]

Thought there was more one liners in voyager

[MsTruNorth]

One of my favourite Janeway lines is when she responds to the alien inspector who played an elaborate "I want asylum" act with her to try to tric Janeway into revealing the location of the refugees she was hiding and their means of escape. when the Inspector finds out Janeway has seen through his deception and deceived him in return, he protests, "Captain, I believe you've deceived me." Janeway responds, "I thought that was the theme for this evening."

[MsTruNorth]

polomary, could you please find time to do another one of these? I'm sure it's a lot of work, but you know the show well and have a great sense of humour and editing skills to match. Pleeaase? :)

[MsTruNorth]

It took me a while to catch on to some of the jokes--because I was familiar with the episodes. I finally got the hands-on-hips looking like the action had caused the Caretaker's array to blow up. lol And 7 of 9 getting fried at the engineering console as part of the "Janeway clears out the female competition" joke. Funny. I was also slow to catch on to the last bit that follows showing of the credits. lol I think you needed sound effects perhaps a little more salacious for a quick "oh". haha

[pckizationify]

LOL. Hilarious mash up, really brilliant. Gives an "edge" to Captain Janeway, who by the way never really had anything jiggy going on with chakotay.

But awesome epic.

[MsTruNorth]

Really we well done! Thanks. The rap thing at the end with Janeway worked really well. You caught all of the memorable lines. I knew you were going for the "delete the wife" line. haha  Funy stuff. Thanks.

[meinenklinke]

Bahahaha!!!! Janeway is NOT a hollaback girl. But, c'mon, she'd never risk Mark for Chakotay. I mean... really.

[Rendosian01]

This was AWESOME!!!

[iCuMlOuD]

RAPE!

[mahdogzbite]

Only a dweeb like Harry Kim would refuse a fuck-offer from Seven of Nine.

[reveaglestar]

I loved the video except for the rap singing.

[BMWM3GTRLOVER]

which one is 0:30 from?

[dreadnus]

@BMWM3GTRLOVER its called threshold, season 2 episode 15. (fair warning, its not that great)

[jdt3000]

1:25 scared the absolute crap out of me! Volume was up max!

[acklesgirl87]

@jdt3000 Don't you just hate when that happens? lol

[Sei1863]

@jdt3000 LOL 2:14 did that same to me! I jumped a foot, recovered, and was like "FUCK, Harry!!"

[hjarblan]

@jdt3000 oh junk... i made the volume louder, then i read your comment, then i looked at the time line and then BOOM!

[sondano]

Threshold!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!

[animationcaptain]

4:33 janeway hustles the guys of the crew.

[AXIAM79]

best one-liner in my opinion was in "Tinker Tenor Doctor Spy", when the doctor said 'Tuvok activate, THE PHOTONIC CANON'

[scld15]

you forgot the part from "phage(season 1 episode 5)" where the doctor slaps tom.. look at toms face when he tries to slap back lol

[applesweeter]

Dear All,

I have some questions about psychology:

(1) Why do we love space travel?

(2) Why do we want to explore the space?

(3) How does space technolgy benfit us today?

(4) What should be included in a space ship to make our space journey more enjoyable?

(5) Why do we make so many moives and TV program about space travel?

THANK YOU IN ADVANCE for your creative ideas and brainstorm!!!  :)

[R4CH37]

@applesweeter I always thought it was an escapism thing... like soaps, but more creative.

[daggett588525]

I thought I'd see every episode, but what was the episode with Janeway's nephew in it?

[walitiNzapa]

@daggett588525

He isn't really her nephew. She convinced Q to have a baby with another Q to save the Q race but he grew up pretty wild so he made the captain his "godmother" of sorts!

[acerkiwi]

Seven of nine oooo yeah xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

[bobberdude]

Why is "Please state the nature of the medical emergency" in there multiple times?

It isn't even one of the better lines?

[MsTruNorth]

@bobberdude I agree. The Doctor had a lot of better one-liners. I heard Robert Picardo say that when he auditioned for the Doctor's role--a scene where the crew had left his program running for several days--he improvised the line "I'm a Doctor, not a night light." lol

[kljMN2]

"Aunt Kathy!"

"Don't you 'Aunt Kathy' me!"

LOL - love Janeway!

[Tabitha920]

What is 4:12-4:17 from?!!?! That's hilarious!

[BMWM3GTRLOVER]

@Tabitha920 Queen of Chaotica!

[SwissAuraya]

@BMWM3GTRLOVER i'ts bride of chaotica honey ;)

[BMWM3GTRLOVER]

@SwissAuraya oops.. lolz

[SUKKAFREE2323]

please state the nature of the medical emergency

[Leyla92able]

3:32 GREAT!

4:16 Even better

[Leyla92able]

3:32 GREAT!



[katyponyforever]

1:20 - episode?

[Janeway613]

@katyponyforever That's 'Caretaker', the pilot episode, what looks like part one.



[tsunamaisurfer606]

4:04 what episode is that?

[christiankittyluver]

@tsunamaisurfer606

Distant Origin--seas.3 ep.23

[Janeway613]

@tsunamaisurfer606 That's 'Distant Origin' from Season 3.

[Janeway613]

Haha, the ending's hilarious! Love Chakotay and Tuvok's shared looks of 'WTF?!!' when they find the lizard babies :D

[mcentepede]

Harry is stoopid...he should have copulate with Borg Seven. That entire situation made Voyager the stupidest among the Star Treks. It had potential, but they decided to be dumb intstead. Also her outfit was ridulous tight. She was great eye candy, and I would bang her but c'mon. Only the doctor was good.

[xxx6babez6xxx]

Is there anything Janeway can't do? I mean, she even cheats death a couple of times! xD

[mauk4678]

Copulate Harry. COPULATE

[moviegirl68]

Loved it. Thanks. Voyager is a great show. I wish I could find it in reruns.

[LesbianElla]

@moviegirl68 They're all on youtube- BosnianTrekker does a particularly good job with the uploads, many of them are in one installment. =)

[MsTruNorth]

@moviegirl68 It's really worth buying the DVD set.

[CountryHotStuff]

the scene at 9:11 where was that from? it's the one scene i can't place

[Janeway613]

@CountryHotStuff That's 'Bliss' from Season 5.

[CountryHotStuff]

@Janeway613 now i remember thanks :)