Tool -Maynards Wine

[FlipMollc]

does he make the maynard wine gum too? lmao

[brunthroath6912]

LOL

[BlueSpirals]

Douchebags. Maynard makes his money off of them and laughs all the way to the bank.

[billthelandlord]

i hope you guys get electrocuted

[1whitehorse1]

Ha, dude on left is not very supportive of dude on right's wine experience.

[oioi99]

jambi is NOt a wine kinda song..you shoulda listeneed to sober MUAHHAA

[aresvalles]

He loves it when you call him God.

[Haloman777]

as a tool fan i found video quite hilarious

[princessdestinynot]

Nothing like Jambi with wine

i'm not old enough to drink but i would have said "This tastes like stinkfist' lol

[darg697]

Gay

[nathenism]

get rid of that woman's cork screw and get a man's cork screw

[hardon11]

Would you have preferred bottled semen?

[ocidepotro]

minchia gli ammmericcani che fanno gli intenditori di vino aaaaah aaaaah aaaaaah...non distinguereste un lambrusco da un barolo.maynard,vieni a farti un giro nelle langhe e poi mi dici ; )

[inyofacepriklips]

'wine by gaYnard' putrid garbage.....

next they'll be double ending each other with the bottle.

doesn't even know how to taste the wine, he swallows it like it's his bro's cum.lol

[Bonegeras]

there are people who can hold their drink and at the same time not have to get wasted in order to drink.

[megadave29]

his wine is excellent in my opinion

[1488bill]

Does anyone have an idea about what a bottle might cost?

[iforgotmypen]

$20 to $100

[jumeau1]

@1488bill i bought a bottle of the chupacabra and shinola at his shop in jerome, AZ, for about $25 a piece. i think the nagual del judith is the most expensive, right at $100, but supposedly he actually spread his mothers ashes on the land that those particular grapes were grown on(i think i heard that from in in an interview......). not that that affects the taste, but kind of an interesting bit of information.

[1488bill]

@jumeau1 Thanks man....that's awesome. You actually went to his shop! That sounds like a very reasonable price also. At that price you can afford to open it and drink it instead of saving it as a keepsake.

I'm hoping the documentary "Blood into Wine" comes to a theater near me but I'm not holding my breath.Thanks for the info man.

[jumeau1]

@1488bill yeah i actually met him, or should i say got blown off by him. i was on a road trip out west and we stopped through jerome after staying in sedona and happened to be the first customers ever in the shop (this was early last july when it opened). we bought a few things and wandered around the town (great old copper mining town, and the shop for his other pet project, puscifer, is there too). continued.........

[jumeau1]

@1488bill after wandering around for a bit we headed back towards our car parked near his shop and i saw him crossing the street carrying a box to his shop in his usual (as of late) cowboy hat, jeans, and sunglasses. i had a brief, starstruck, prepubescent-girl-meets-the-jo­nas-brothers moment and decided to ask him for a picture. without even making eye contact he walked by me and said "no sir" as he passed. made my day though. ha.

[1488bill]

@jumeau1 Wow,that is a wonderful story you can tell to your grandchildren one day.

I hope you weren't disillusioned by his reaction,I've herd he is a very private person and guards his solitude.Apparently he can be standoffish even during the meet and greets when he is charging people to meet him.His genius is so rare,I'm sure he is practically an eccentric hermit by now.

[gooman989898]

do you guys get pissed and hook up every weekend?

[stabadeer]

hes obvously joking when he sais gods wine. hes just exagerating maynards reputation/point of view at life. they probly just have a little obsession with tool/maynard just like the majority of tool fans. (witch isnt a bad thing, theres a good philosofy and reson to love them)

[RosettaStoned1986]

Gah. How many bullshits.

[Anawaygo]

lol god's wine, the wine of transcendence, imma chug that shit

[KingAttle]

gods wine? fucking fool

[arisechicken82]

This video has a fruity aftertaste.

[M3GTR]

you guys are so fucking lame and gay..i stopped listening to tool just cuz of you homos jerking off to maynard makes me sick

[ProjectRejects204]

jerking off?

[nolanbossert]

i fuckin hate your life for puttin this up

[Tool78Maynard]

These 2 guys should get married

[Aplestialito]

seriously. gay. before i even read anybody's comments... "God's wine"? really? and putting on the music to set the mood? lol.

ps. i want to try maynard's wine. the bottle looks sick too.

[trashits]

Even though Im a fan of Tool I'd never post myself like this knowing that every toolfan is an elitist smartass that would post gay comments about my gayness. So here is one more. The atmospheric music to enjoy God's wine with his male companion totally gave me a boner.

[schmidz]

lololol

[Vonstonian]

2 fucking idiots

[sickboyduke]

let it breath , in union bitches

[americannapalm]

you guys thought you were original and cool at the same time....

the addition of the music shot the cheese level through the roof....

[wrush2011]

You two are so gay...lol.

"God's wine..."

[Nogg00]

if you dare to blasphemy again you will be smite..."wrush2011 you are so gay"

[wrush2011]

Man...if only you didn't sound like a complete homo I might believe you.

Pfftt fag.

[shylomike]

you guys are tools. HA!

[Mayznor86]

video wrapup: "GOD'S WINE...." He put on some atmospheric music to enjoy wine with his male companion...After a quick gulp, his companion then fills the glass generously, as the first male turns off the camera....Did you guys get the message of ur video across to the viewers? Was it that you enjoy a good wine? Or your just as willing for each other as you appear to be for MJK? ha ha ha...just playin, not really, ok i'm done, not really, i'm done

[fromaworldcorrupted]

hahahaha, i read your comment three times over. ^^

"atmospheric music to enjoy wine with his male companion". LOl!

this vid is so easy to laugh at.

[eureka396]

that woudl be funny if maynard put lsd in his wine, thats why people love it so much.

[themachinegunn]

whats the point of this?

[mysteriousperson69]

I love this. Knowing Maynard's awesome sense of humor, though. . . I wouldn't be surprised if the secret ingredient was piss. XOXOX. Nothin' but love, guys!

[SRM30]

this is stupid

[ThatGvy99]

this is gods wine lol

[colinchapman16]

man wow some people give these guys a break, id be as stoked as they were to taste there faveorite bands wine? chill the fuck right out people

[anhedonia47]

Fucking amateurs, they didn't even examine the appearance or scent before tasting.

[TOOL3rdEyeDmt]

Dude chill the fuck out, like you know anything? Ya stfu

[jiujames]

HP ftw

[gamory2]

you guys are all being douche bags, im sure they are very sorry that they are wine connoisseurs like the people below me. However they seem like nice guys so everyone else can stop being pompous pretentious jerks.

[Dimebag420xxx]

Yeah...I didnt think the title was "Professional tasting of maynards wine"

[christiantir]

Jesus....some people......

[califnative65]

If you are sniffing the cork, you obviously dont have a clue about wine tasting..... tool, indeed....

[Dynamik5]

How about you educate these tools in the proper ways of wine tasting oh wise one. ha..ha..

[teeku666]

i wish i was 19 so i could legally buy some, i rilly wanna try it

[OurTVproductions]

For a more interesting wine review come see our review here at OurTVproductions.

We even talk about meeting maynard and such...

-OurTV

[themarzvolta2112]

Some tool fans are fuckin idiots.

[ridethespiral23]

Tool's audience is so diverse that there are bound to be idiots........its expected

[Shtevisacorpse]

Some Pink fans are idiots. Some Britney fans are idiots. Hell, even some Led Zep fans are idiots. Weight of percentages. Nothing more. nothing less. But these guys haven't done anything to deserve your judgement. Lay off them. Not everyone's perfect like you.

[Mevi814]

They're just typical... They're as lost as everyone else.

[Maynard0504]

tasting wine out of a champagne glass ^^

[SherrieLeaLaird]

I love the sexy nerd boy, but you guys have the dopest & funniest commenters around...many chuckles

[SherrieLeaLaird]

I'm in love. That guy on the right is hot as hell!!!

[blackvolgan]

i need to buy a bottle. for great justice

[GhostWatcher70]

fucking tools...

"fruity after taste"?...you're fruity

[darthfisto33]

drink it strait from the bottle like a man!

[arduosTrabalhadores]

ROFL

[Arfme]

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaa

[itzxj]

What's a decanter?

[Prymer55]

i was goin to leave a comment about how gay this looked then i realized i do the same to imported beer. so, w/e. alcohol is alcohol. at least its not apple martini's or some shit.

[rorekel]

whats wrong with wine?

[AmHiProductions]

should leave any quality wine out in a decanter to "breathe" for about an hour or two before drinking.

i can't wait to try this blend!

[blotchy67]

This wine is fucking awful! I stood in line to by the chupacabra and it's horrible.

[peter1114222]

Hope you liked that wine, Maynard takes a shit in every barrel thats what that liqourice smell was maynard eats alot of liqourice.

[HypnoticSquirrel]

lol omg

[woodadrienne]

your a fag if you knew shit about wine you would not sniff the cork duche bag

[rorekel]

Dude chill serioulsy

[AlanAyazyam]

you are a couple of goofy bastards

[dpimpjedi]

hahah you guys are gay as hell

[Lazerflip]

as if maynard would create a wine that you couldn't "survive?"

[rawritzsam]

Lol, I love how they even put on Tool.

[cyanic11]

holy shit, dude......................

[XFattMonsterX]

you dudes r way to excited for this

[axe187187]

creepy nerds

[barackshutdown]

smells like licorice...

and then 1 minute later,

this is gods wine!!!!

its so multidimensional... lol

wow

[6mini6ulrich6]

Who the hell cares about two dorks opinions on wine. Granted it's Maynard's wine. but still

[BellJH]

Quite possibly the most cringy video ive ever seen. I mean if you want to do this fucked up shit in private, be my guest. But why on earth would you put this on youtube??

[scrubbycritter]

Why are there so many assholes on Youtube?

[TheGamerr]

....it's youtube

[cyanic11]

|HAHAHAHAHA|!

[cyanic11]

DUDE... Honestly, and I mean it, that comment MADE MY FUCKING DAY! Thank you! hahaha

[ianharm]

Wow, I just woke up in a pool of puke after watching this video. I can only hope that others avoid watching this crap. Don't watch it!

[purplejoeflash]

how cleverly uninteresting

[joomanburning]

ok....i sit here blazed, and then watch this. never before have I felt the slightest shame at being a tool fan, but knowing these guys call themselves fans is kind of demoralizing. I just returned from jamaica and i suppose i'll remember one of the locals favorite sayings, "embrace the diversity."

disgustedly yours,

joo

[tenaciousdave123]

these guys are assholes. I wish I could get my 3 minutes back. I could have done something a lot better with my time.......like drinking gasoline or setting my hair on fire.

[cornerstone111]

Losers lol. Mayanrd loves fuckheads like this, they are buying his wine lol

[Lockdotz]

so this is what jesus turned water into thats what I got from this video. Why didnt you wear your tool t-shirt to listen to the tool music to drink maynard's wine? IMO would of made the video better. Just a heads up for your next hit.

[sarahbaby28]

Maynard is not God and from what I know of him, I'm sure he wouldn't appreciate being associated to God or being a god. It's not his bag.

[Uentil]

Agreed. Maynard is god.

I just ordered his wine, cant wait to try it!

[leishallama]

I'm very interested in trying it as well. From where and how do you order it?

[TOOL2001]

lol this is reatarded

[787anti]

wow.. a couple of fucking dickheads

[dolamike584]

St. Ides is WAY BETTER and takes little or no time to make and get fucked up off of!! LOSERS

[ovonijemojeime]

Look at you fu(king monkeys ranting about your fu(king cuntries.

[sinikalsin]

WOW! Here are the kind of retards that jack off to pictures of musicians and then shoot themselves while the artists music is playing in the background. Much like the obsessed Bjork fan who shot himself on video during a Bjork song. I am willing to bet these two fucked each other once they were drunk enough. "Ok I'll suck you off but ONLY if I get to be Maynard. You can be Adam". ITS OVER PRICED GRAPE JUICE DOUCHE DICK! You should have stuck with playing D&D, you would have looked less pathetic.

[surrealmadd]

maynard is not god, he is a singer who puts words together to make you feel something, GREAT BAND AND FRONTMAN,PROBABLY THE BEST FRONTMAN EVER.i HAVE MUCH MUCH RESPECT FOR TOOL, LOVE THEM!!!! THEY MAKE ME FEEL BETTER. AS FOR THESE TWO ASSCLOWNS WELL GO FIGURE, A WANNABE GOLF PRO AND COMPUTER GEEK GIVING THERE OPINIONS ON SOMETHING THEY DON'T DO FOR A LIVING.

[marijuanis]

i guess both guys never been on a wineyard or worked on it, beside americanwine sux, chilean wine is the best.

[dhurley05]

Hmm first time you guys have tried wine? Ha fat guy doesn't know shit.

[c30go]

anybody that uses the term "fruity" for the palate would be killed in my course, especially for reds. I would love to try this wine, from what I have read he's going for a more european style (thank god), hopefully leaving only residual sugars.

I cannot stand americans shovelling sugars into their wines, save it for the candy guys.

[OneHandHigh]

To me, the only thing worse than an ignorant americans, is egotistical and arrogant europeans who know no other method of speaking than through ego.

Just like mine, your oppinion is a dime-a-dozen, so please stop speaking as if you know it all...it just sounds cocky, arrogant, and down right immature.

[c30go]

dime-a-dozen? Well I'm guessing you are a patriotic american. The afformentioned term was mentioned for a reason, america (generally) makes terrible wine, I mean you brought phylloxera to our vines and use Vitis. lambrusca in areas such as NY state.

Im not an arrogant european, I'm a viticulture/oenelology student, merely stating fruity as a term is ridiculous.

wheres my ego, I have knowledge, If thats ego for you guys maybe thats why you are a haven of reality television and drivel.

[c30go]

Oh, and so you know, there is NOTHING worse than an ignorant american.

that opinion is a little more than dime a dozen, my friend. You disgust us.

[OneHandHigh]

c30go

1st, Im not a patriotic american. Evil, ignorant countries do not gain my respect, nor do you. You honestly sound so immature and insecure it's amusing.

I cant stand americans in general, but listen to yourself. You act like its "cool" to bash on other countries to give you more pride for yours..Silly kid, grow up a little?

How am I ignorant again? And who is "us"? If you dont want to sound like your 15, try making a claim and SUPPORTING it. You insult others to boost your ego..Grow up

[c30go]

guy, your just ranting now, how in the world do I sound insecure, you can surmise that with a paragraph can you?

where is your education in this field? I'm not bashing on other countries, european wines are held in the highest regard, with all good new world viticulturists learning from ancient techniques.

The aussies and new zealanders make by far the best wine as a whole...oh no, I'm not supporting europe...shit, I hold a fair critique.

so far you have made NO intelligent wine based remark

[OneHandHigh]

"so far you have made NO intelligent wine based remark"

Since you haven't noticed yet, I wasn't responding to your knowledge of wine, simply your method of speaking.

However, if I'm wrong, and your not arrogant and full of yourself like all your remarks suggest, then I'm sorry. MUCH LOVE.

FYI, I'm HUMAN....not American.

[EarlMcCrackin]

Agreed on the wine comments. But you're being a pompous ass. "You disgust us". Common, we all know the UK has their share of less than inspiring folk...

[c30go]

just to up the pompous, you have terrible grammar, a full stop misused.

If you just review G8 summits it shows the U.S' true colours and you don't need to hear about an unjust war again, its cliche but its also the truth.

[EarlMcCrackin]

Thank you, I'm well aware of my terrible grammar. So since you choose to equate me with the U.S. governments choice of foreign policy, I have to ask. Do you feel Union Jack is represented by the enslavement of an entire sub-continent, and more recently the overthrowing of Mossadeq and joining the U.S. in Iraq? Don't throw stones from a Glass house my friend...Take care.

[cutloose]

haha nice vocab i might have to use that line myself sometime

[davi420]

THE ESSENCE OF MAYNARD!

That's not the fruit you're tasting in the aftertaste, what you taste is the VERY FEET OF MAYNARD! I spent way too long on the site trying to finda picture of maynard stomping grapes. After a day I finally did...

Wow why are people being so critical it's just some Tool fans drinking some fucking wine and loving it!

[stubby420]

"This is god's wine"  ....ROFL

Seriously though, i totoally agree.

TOOL OWNS

[Gman3thousand]

Referring to Maynard as 'God', even not entirely seriously, is so indescribably lame I can almost smell it.

Unless of course I was unable to detect sarcasm.

[OneHandHigh]

Nope, no sarcasm. Just lame people worshiping artists.

Maynard is an incredible person, and Tool is by far my favorite group, but worshiping in general is counter-productive.

I say, if you respect Tool or any of the band members, try using it an inspiration to do something creative and unique in your own world, instead of focusing on the external and "worshiping" it.

YOU decide your world. If Maynard is a "GOD", then you could be as well, if you allow it. It's only a choice.

[mjkrules]

You guys are clueless when it comes to drinking wine. What a waste. :(

[NapkinMurderer]

im not even of age to drink, and i can already tell you guys are faking like u guys kno wut ur talking about. and the champagne glasses, wtf. you guys are tools, just no, never do this again, kay?

[hhagoort]

Yeah wright, these guys really look like they know what their talking about, tasting wine using a champagneglass...

[hhagoort]

sorry, cannot edit my post; I meant they're

[chaatra]

right on! i want a taste :)

[KnowUrEnemy88]

I PROMISE, when I turn 21 in May 09' I WILL buy some of Maynards Wine..

[iamatotaljackass93]

Wow. Its like you worship Maynard. XD

[BellJH]

Lol, this is hilarious,playing jambi in the background hahaha

[jjames05]

you're using the wrong type of glass for that wine.

[Shtevisacorpse]

Yeah! You made it taste all bad because of your choice of glass! Don't dare use the wrong glasses otherwise you'll have the "wine connoisseurs" (who somehow have the time to watch boring YouTube videos) pointing out your bad mistakes!!! Tsk tsk.

[ChrisPlugged]

So gay

[sworm3491]

You guys do know that this is Maynard's best prank yet right? He actually is filling those bottles with Boons Farm finest and selling it to see how many dumbshits buy it and say the love it because his name is on it... You failed miserably! Kick yourself in the nuts for punishment...

[Emerican321]

are u serious, hahaha, thatz fucking hee heelarious. he never ceases to amaze me. if this is true though im not sure i believe yet.

[hayatotajiri]

I saw a video where he gave a brief tour of his vinyard. I really, truly don't think he would pretend to make wine and I'll tell you why.

If you say Maynard isn't a vintner, then so be it, but what is his actual job then? A musician, of course. He makes music, sells it, and lives a comfortable life as a result. Ask any vintner, and they'll tell you that wine-making is an art in itself; is it so unreasonable to assume that Maynard is trying a new (gasp!) art form?

Believe what you want.

[sworm3491]

Guys...cool your jets! Maynard does in fact own a vinyard and make wine... I was just pullin your chain.. grow a sense of humor ... jesus... you would have thought I called your Mom a bad name or something...

[hayatotajiri]

hahaha the internet is where it is today because of people calling out each others' moms via posts/forums etc. I wouldn't take any offence at all.

Good of you to man up though, I was waiting for it :D

[SirLoin1987]

so jealous. i cant get it in ohio. or order it online from the site. been wanting to try it. :)