A HellfireComms Dramatic Reading [My Immortal] [Chapter 33]

[Heathentribes]

I just had to pause this halfway through. Laughing too much!

[Aza6487]

i like how they fall asleep whn tey get an orgy. darco obvz isnt good at you know what.1111111

[polyxenophile]

I'm going to be watching CSI with my friends or something and I will, at some point, say "That killer is so statistic it's horrible."

This... is my vow.

[ArcticFoxKit]

What? She has an orgasm THEN he gets and erection?

[MyPoisonedApple]

Egogy

That's the worst she's done so far.

[TheHighRoller473]

This story makes me even more pissed off at goffs

[KillJoyRD]

I think the song they put on at the end was supposed to be "Demolition Lovers" by MCR, and I just wanna say...That's not really the kind of song I would expect anybody to have sex to. :/

[ArcticSnoww]

DRACO WAS THERE THREE ONES!

[PureToxicDreams]

Then she had an orgy?

I wouldn't doubt it.

[lonewolf0017]

"why did you get dressed to get UNdressed...?" lol

[planetshakerxx]

"if you haven't then fook you three ones. "

[Tears222]

It's even more inconvenient to take your clothes off if it's a black rubber/leather suit. I mean come on, that was so stupid I had to pause your reading. I was fascinated with how the actress got in to it in Underworld. Then Tara claims her character put it on JUST to take it off?! Lies! Lies I tell you!

[Ashkihyena]

She took some photon torpedoes of them being torked.

[minitacomanofdoom]

" I tok some photons of him and Snap bing torqued."

The physicist in me wants to split this "author's" head open.

[WrinryRockBellFMA]

"Lots of things are not making since here... One of them being my life..." XD

Poor guy.

[WhispersToToast]

Wow this story is quite violent. Lots of shooting at people and rapping.... They're gangsters :D

[Rawkfist]

Damn Snap and his rapping people.

[SinInChaos]

She took off his shit and he had a six pack? xD oh my god this girl doesn't know how to write.

[lameninja]

"Egogy."

[Grrdulance]

'i'm sorry. we frenched'

[PieSpirit]

How do you scream passively? Did this "author" seriously misspell passionately THAT consistently?

[selenehekate75]

I love how they have sex, and then he gets an erection.

[RandomEncounterFilms]

I laughed statistically!

[softcelltainted22]

"next tim you go back in tim"

ahahahahah this is ridiculous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dremeth]

lawl st mango's bich: hospital for magical malidies, injuries, pedophiles and troubled youths

[Nyarkibble]

I am so grateful this man puts his sanity at risk to make these videos. XD

[Drouge87]

The last 2 "paragraphs" that Tom read made me LOSE IT. I had to rewind the story several times to understand over the laughing.

"TAEebory"

[strwrsgirl13]

Ever since I read My Immortal, I've wanted to change my first name. Yep, I share names with this Mary-Sue creator... bleh

[raegoat]

@strwrsgirl13

That's alright, my name is "Raevyn," pronounced "Raven." It annoys me whenever she thanks this Raven girl, I even cheered when she was mad at Raven. XD

[darkfire158]

"I laffed statistically."

I think I just laughed statistically from hearing that as well.

[579862BRADLEY579862]

"ps im nut updating ubtil u giv me fiv god reviewz nd diz tim I men it!111111 U SUK!1111"

I died laughing at the way you read that line, Tom!

[IanCaronia]

This is the BEST fanfic ever, if only because we have a narrator like NTom who gets just as confused as us while reading it. Keep it up, man, and don't let the bad gramerr git 2 yuo!

[sonicxbc]

God! Why did I listen to this to the end....

This is the worst fanfic in the world! *sobs*

[flyingapplesauce22]

So...normally I would post my sarcastic comments on the story here, but today all I can say is that you're my hero, Tom.

[NeoNexudus]

Lol "lots of things dont make sense here, including my life" lol funny stuff Tom !

[krystaldragon17]

She almost wrote her name, Tara, in the last line of the chapter. Now I KNOW this Mary-Sue is a self-insert character.

[deviltrigger555]

in one the chapters she DID put her name one of the teachers called her Tara. man this just gets better and better i mean worst and worst.

[Ashkihyena]

She actually used Tara several times earlier in the fic though.

[overtheflats]

2:34 the way Ntom read that part of the story made me lmao.

"...put his wetness into my you-know-what sexually."

[NishinTheGreat]

Sometimes when I listen to your dramatic reading of my favorite fanfic, I often get the impression that you want to kill yourself afterwords.

I picture a sad man with his head hung low, crying and slowly dying on the inside.

[CyberReality13]

I could hear Tom's voice just gradually decrease in sanity over the course of this

[SinisterHoodedFigure]

Damn...

Why would somebody get dressed to get undressed?

...

On second thought, any reason for that question would make more sense than anything in this fic. Its so much better when somebody reads it. Especially Ntom.

[nofishhere4]

so i guess she kind of just gave up on the shift key when typing '!'

[TheGameTerminator]

You made my fucking day.

[Trusseck]

Thanks Thomas, this was the comedic uplift I needed this evening.

[JinaFoxDemon]

That girls name changes alot..

[pokez117]

FTA needs to guest commentate one of these! lolz. Tom your accent and comments make this story so much more bearable!

[HellfireComms]

FTA's already been in a few, if you haven't seen them already.

Check the HellfireMisc channel.

[pokez117]

No, I mean the My Immortal stuff...

[Icerama108]

PEOPLE!!!! Click the link! It's way better when you're reading along!!!!!! BTW TaEbory11111

[llahsram555]

I swear this is the tenth circle of hell

[xGrensenx]

Wait 0:43 Tom Anderson? When the fuck did Neo fall into this story?

[JacobTails123]

Remind me why I like living?

[Protectorett]

'I laughed statistically' FML.

[PancorRath]

great reading voice, horrafible story, it doesnt balance out! it doesnt balance out T^T, it hurts to hear this crap... why continue?!?!

[JonnotheHedgehog]

Aspleep?

[FlashHedg]

Im sorry for shooting at you. we freinds

[LordLokust]

how the hell can you keep your cool like that while reading such nonsense lol

[DBZfan449]

shit man this is torture DX

you're the bravest man i've ever known

[BTVSBlackIris]

Maths nerd here- "laughed statisticly' :D

[Thewonkandfriends]

Whoever made this video, I'm going to have you arrested for attempted murder. Reason being, I nearly had a heart attack from laughing so much at this. Bravo sir, bravo.

[MeisterFalti]

She is defenitifly using the infinit monkey theroem!

[Blueblur91]

Tom ... why do you do this to yourself? Hahaha

It's bad enough you do it with a voice that makes your throat soar, isn't it?

I think we all respect you for reading this out loud for the sake of entertainment. I salute you and may God consider to be with you.

[rasmus90]

"Next tim you go back in tim"

Nooooo, Tim! What the hell are you doing to him you sickos!?

[VyeBrante]

Ah, poor, poor Tom. I love hearing you read it, and it makes me laugh. But I feel so bad for you! Good luck if you continue!

[kuroiimouto]

How does one scream passively?

[Ashkihyena]

The same way they french passively apparently.

[fara40000]

reading this fan fic makes me happy, cuz it helps me realize that, hey, at least i'm not as bad of a writer as HER.

[Tok169]

What is this SHIT?(lots of ones) Who wrote this piece of crap?

[TheWiseStoner]

She needs to publish this shit, lol.

[danieldb631]

I think she's making up words now. Is the reader actually supposed to feel good about the torture scenes, by the way? That is, aside from the fact that reading this IS a torture device in itself. Any chance you'll be reading the fake ending, Tom?

[hauntingabyss]

Poor Tom... I feel so bad for you when you read this.

[yinyangdragonx]

hyt Tom if you wanna borrow my Club of beating you go back to your senses, feel free. i should point out thats it not as effective as it use to be, lets just say it got overtime after i read all the Twilight books (i only read them all because I started it and i'd feel bad if i didn't finish it)

[bloodrunsclear]

What did you do in a previous life to deserve this entire painful ordeal? O_o

[sonicgo313]

i feel your pain tom,the fucking spelling alone is pissing me off,you need to stop before it kills you

[seanfulldark]

If there is another chapter, please tell me who were the three people that gave her good reviews!

[zxxmarioparodyxx]

WHAT THE CRAP!!!

xDDDD

I thought this was an ACTUAL reading...

I used to hate harry potter, now I want to read it just to know what the derka's going on111

...

!!!*

[flyingapplesauce22]

This is an ACTUAL reading...of a fanfic written about Harry Potter. And I use "about Harry Potter" very loosely here. It's more a bunch of author inserts going to Hogwarts who have similar names to some characters in Harry Potter but completely different personalities. The books will not help. I've read them all several times and I still have no clue what this is about. It's hilariously bad either way.

[TedieJena531]

Do we see the return of the "Wasn't she just dressed?" thing?

[speedy2davey]

This Raven must be the biggest troll that ever lived.

[TheSuperSonic808]

Then... I fell asleep. That's funny as hell. Keep up the fight Tom.

[princesskemo]

0.0 .......are you purposely making his grammer sound ....terrible or is that his or her doing?

[xXDuskofTwilightXx]

It's apart of the fic lol

[geranamo22]

thats how she wrote it haah

[KikioTie]

It's there doing.

[Zephyr7771]

"Lots of things don't make sense here, one of them being my life." LMAO! Tom, I think that's the funniest thing you've said since the Resident Evil thing from the end of the Unleashed playthrough!

[jakebonne]

i don't even know what is going on with the story anymore.

[OptimusGinrai]

WHOSE RESPONSIBLE THIS!?! Also Tom, I feel sorry for you. But at least you can say you had the guts to read "my Immortal".

[TakashiSharino]

I don't know why, but the panamas bit made me crack up.

[supersonicgod17]

uh this is a bad story

[Vormov425]

I don't know if I should laugh or cry.

[lunarheart14]

This is harder to read than 'Their Eyes Were Watching God'

Ugh, that ending! *shivers*

[talesofJr]

the loling made me want to loligag. But overall, I liked it.

[kinghellguy]

what the hell tom i cant beleve you like this

[onepiececool]

he doesnt.

where the hell have you been?

[Heilos2006]

I didn't know you could take photons with a camera.

Brilliant reading as always, I don't know how you can keep a straight voice without laughing or crying.

[MrMetalloidMan]

stupid satanic bitch...

[velocityeleven]

whitemageserenia did a dramatic reading of this

[crazyLOZfan]

lots of xxxxxxx, 666 lots of xxxxxxxxx lols

[Cybaria]

Nothing makes sense any more

[Spirits589]

Nothing made sense from the beginning. :/

[Cybaria]

*cries*

[Speedrald]

I can't believe you read that all with a straight voice.

[MrMetalloidMan]

thats why its called a dramatic reading

[Cook224U]

I've died a little inside.

[sasukuto]

We all did, cook, we all did.

[teababe27]

LMAO.

[primal2020]

tom,PLEASE get someone to join you in on the fun for the last part

[altonjarrod]

LOL wow. you goo NTom64! Though i wish you hadn't canceled the Ocarina of time playthrough, i really needed it XD

[secretserenity44127]

a lot of things don't make sense? how about NOTHING MAKES SENSE!!!!

[CabooseAzul]

wow, i cant believe i can watch this on HD

JK

hilarious like always tom ;)

[altonjarrod]

haha its HQ not HD on this video

[TCUSolidWolf]

I'm gonna get my comment ready for the final chapter. Because I need to think about this.