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  • Great Job - A guy at a wedding I was at recently "best man speech elmo" did a good job too although he fluffed his opening line but he made up for it. Ive just put video up - Worth a look if you get chance.

  • This is a amazing speech !! Please check out mine and let me know what you thought !!

  • I thought it to be really good actually and it was presented well.  Good Job!

  • i wish my future husband would have a best friend like him :D

  • he stole Seinfeld's material.

  • Nice

  • Cute.

  • I don't know who you are but if you hole glass for a full 4 minutes will be achingly torturous.

  • HAHAHAHA that was Hilarious!

  • "If I'm the best man why is Kim marrying Simon???" LOL!!!

  • @MegaNiloofar stolen from jerry seinfeld

  • I was dieing laghing watching this!!

  • funny???? Really???

  • hilarious

  • i like their cake (:

  • Considering the speech is already written, he seems pleasant and does a very good job reading it. :)

  • Err...

  • @ wag13b

    U mad bro? Haha he's awsome

  • he's handsome!

  • so thank god you married her before she found one. BAHAHAHA.

  • @WOG13B never been invited to a wedding? lol

  • @WOG13B u mad /b/ro?

  • i toasted my younger brother as the best man this past summer. my advice..... come from the heart. dont forget to thank all parents involved, and say something sweet about the bride. leave out the douche baggery about past conquests. have an even mixture of humor and heartfelt words. i was told i did very well....

  • quit liking this video guys.... i gotta speech to prepare!

  • the best man speech is all about trying to make the groom feel it's ok to throw his freedom out the door because some chick has decided to fuck him over for the rest of his sad life. Women are awesome. As friends, work colleagues, your mum, sister or whatever. Get involved at your peril otherwise. Unless you marry an asian. They don't seem to be quite so materialistic or otherwise fucked in the head.

  • @cigbutt1970 What a sad outlook, fuck I'm glad I'm not you.

  • @hirdy6 Haha, you dickhead. Why the fuck would you take that personally? Or even seriously.

  • @cigbutt1970 Yeah right, still fucking rapt I'm not you. Weak as piss.

  • @hirdy6 At least you didn't say wrapped. Credit for that. Still a dickhead though.

  • @cigbutt1970 Beautifully said my friend, fully agree.

  • 'Nazdrave'-cheers i bulgarian or russian or both

  • note to self: make sure i dont have glass in hand for first joke.

  • @MyValise hahahahhahaahahaha dude im so doing that to!!

    the wedding is this coming saturday in Puerto Rico!

  • trying to get tips to prepare your own speech? Get a hand written, personalised speech written to suit your needs.. and the best bit... it's completely free!

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    check it out! tell your friends, this type of thing doesn't come around too often.

  • Best man speeches are meant to be corny as hell, we milk the hell out of it in England. Hence why the English bloke is being corny :P

  • I read all of his lines from a wedding speech website today

  • I think the corny lines are weak. I'm giving my best man speech on Thursday and I wrote mine straight from the heart. I believe that is the best way to give the speech.

  • VERY GOOD!

  • lol

    

  • He is Fiiiinnneee ;D

  • nice toast.

  • "she deserves a good husband...so thank God she married him before she found one" hahahha my favorite part XD

  • Ollie is hot...

  • ce faine sunt nuntile astora fara manele:X

  • @raduandreyi asa ie foarte frumoase

  • Wadsworth's Constant applies

  • Funny?

  • @lightandbeautiful "Bob" has probably just never tried it. Don't worry man it's only a matter of time. --- Lol

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  • Great video. If you want to view a funnier Best Man Speech click on my link ***TheSemtex1977*** and view ***The Greatest Best Man Speech Ever***

  • which part of wedding were Czech? :-)

  • @ untouchable999 Too English wtf muppet, the guy done his best give him a break

  • what a boring speech too english blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand

  • :-/ I don't want to be mean, but maybe the reason you thought it was so funny is because that dude is your friend. From the standpoint of an objective observer....welll...lets just say I won't be back...

  • oh, now i'll be flaccid foreverrrrrrr

  • THE CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZIEST BEST MAN SPEECH!!!

  • British accents are varied, there are 4 countries that make up the united kingdom of great Britain and Northern Ireland but I suppose you Americans find it hard distinguish the difference. This guy has an English accent. You have been educated!

  • Na zdrowie!!

  • ...

  • Geez, so unfunny

  • I want to fuck that best man.

  • CLASSIC

  • Yep, that was a speech. He read from a script the entire time. But I thought pretentious people with british accents were supposed to be smart enough to speak from memory.

  • Hahaha great funny best man speech

    bestmanfunnyspeech.webs.com

  • Great speech - For an even funnier speech undertake a search for 'Jim Laura Kent' and view The Greatest Best Man speech ever Trilogy!!!!

  • Awe haha that was cute

  • DUDE I HATE BRITISH ACCENTS. So fuck you.

  • @MississaugaMissions English accents.

  • i enjoyed you speech.

    bestmanfunnyspeech.webs.com

  • dude you suck...this wasn't funny at all

  • @1ktwist there are two possible reason: 1. u r stupid 2. u have no sense of humour

  • where was the stolen jokes? i want to see that site lol

  • NA ZDRAVÍÍ!

  • I didn't find the speech that outstanding, but the man himself got my attention.

  • @angelique13jones hell yeah! i saw his face and thought: DAMN! He's a cutiiiieeeeeee!

  • @chasenative Totally....Prince William's so "yesterday", but his brother, Harry looks like he's way more fun? A bit of "cheek" never goes astray. "Ollie" might start getting too over himself - so I'd better get back to work. I like your vid, mate. Attitude :)

  • Just love the accent.

  • Marriage?  Run... like... hell...

  • English people have a great sense of humour. Love them for it.

  • might be better if he memorized it, would not be so obvious he googled every word?

  • awesome speech man! loved it!

    

  • na zdravje.....

  • Crap, i can "borrow" a lot of the material, but how will mine be any good without an English accent?

  • You have to at least try and do something new. I gave it a go. See my vid.

  • It was okay.

  • Classic speech Ollie. Very impressed. Check this one out its well funny----------->

    watch?v=hMuh0mRHS1s

  • nearly everyone is round the other side of the room

  • have a look at my effort, just type "the boys in america: andy's speech"

  • If i'm your best man, then why are you marring her?

  • oo this is good im going to use a bunch of this.

  • He Did a great Job..

  • jerry seinfeld! 1:40-1:43

  • subtitles please

  • I thought it was good. I mean I think calling it corny is alright because he even has a disclaimer in he beginning stating that these jokes are used often and somewhat predictable. I personally could not do any better.

  • Ah man, the best speech! Thanks, lol I'm going to borrow a few things from it, wedding is coming up July 30th. Lol.

  • 0:39 someone there are Poilish or Rusian ?:D:D:D za zdrowie!!!!!

  • @VivaLaHamer you stupid motherfucker that lady at 0:39 says NA ZDRAVÍ !...that's in czech language you fuckin' jerk, don't write down shits like this you count !!

  • @agneovo717 good for u I don't know who u are u network gangsa and i feel realy sorry for u you'r parrents must be proud

  • HE.IS.CUTE.

  • Very nice speech.

  • worst funniest ever,i hope youre divorced by now.

  • shittest funny ever

  • BRITISH ACCENT!!!! :D <3

  • PROMOTE SYNERGY

  • He does a reasonably good job combining humour with praise and nostalgia. For a textbook example of how NOT to do a Best Man speech, check out the youtube vid Best Man Speech Sucks

  • I think it is a pretty decent speech. Would not call it 'funniest', but it's a good one!

    I am going to have one shortly myself and I would be very pleased if I performed as well. What I personally do not like is reading from a sheet of paper. Though, I have not yet experienced giving a presentation without any ppt background myself. Will do it totally without though, as I prefer to remain some flexibility.

    So in summary: Thumbs up!

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  • meh pretty boring.

  • How long did it take you to write this? There is no insinuation here, just curious.

  • seinfeld

  • This is a very funny best man speech! :)

  • why are they doing it on the stairs??

  • @ukcharlieboy08 so he can be seen easily, and all eyes can be focused on him.

  • My dads best man's speech puts this one to shame, and its original. Literially he didnt say one nice thing, just talked about how my dad was a dirty slob of a criminal. It was brilliant

  • This isn't funny. What twat labelled the video as 'funniest'? Stand up ,speak up and shut up? Oh for god's sake, who the hell thinks that is funny? The crowd would laugh at anything by the looks of it...or they're extremely polite.

  • @timcoe82 Because they are enjoying themselves? It's a wedding, the best man speech is supposed to be cheesy!

  • I've read every single joke this guy told while Googling for help in writing a Best Man speech. Pretty pathetic that he couldn't even come up with one original joke of his own.

  • why is Kim marrying Simon ? cuz Simon said!

  • Why people watch this video , this is really boring and not funny at all......

  • Well, scene is awkward. The jokes are pretty corny. The guy's delivery sucks. Ahahahahaha! The tone of his voice is monotonous. The content is vacant. The punchlines are predictable. Ahahahahaha!!!

  • Sobriety, and independent thought, would have allowed a genuine speech.

  • Now THAT! is how a speech is supossed to be done!

  • What a turbo cunt

  • this is not funny

  • Yeah, lame. He read the whole thing, badly.

  • "If he's the best man why is she marrying him?" I hope you asked Jerry Seinfeld if you could use that line.

  • @birdmun87 Seinfeld should have asked Henny Youngman, who used it 40 years previous.

  • @cosg9531 well I'll have to take your word for it if it's true fair call

  • total cliche crap

  • Good speech.Try watching best best man speech by Ally Ross, thanks

  • It's amazing how a title like "best" or "funniest" followed by a niche topic will be guaranteed hundreds of thousands of hits on Youtube.

  • this is okay, mine is far better!

  • i watched this trying to not be judgemental, but after delivering my own best man speech at 15, i was tempted to see how others had done.. i am proud to say this was shit and mine was amazing.

  • this is not funny at all

  • This speech is so self-centred, it's all about the bestman himself.

  • this guy reminds me a bit of tim curry

  • good speech but terribly awkward. i would do a way worse job though...that's why i don't try to make friends....

  • @zcrosby lol! you dont try to make freinds so you never have to make a best man speech, that is the funniest thing i have ever heard! i actually cried laughing when i seen your post

  • great speech is so funny,can you be my best man????????

  • funny!

  • @LunaaaFelipaia53 ...then get friends dumbass

  • its not hebrew, its croatian, NAZDRAVI. idiots

  • @88jabuka also is CZECH and SLOVAK . :))

  • pour shit out of my grandmothers asshole. sux dix

  • hes soo cuteeeeee

  • It bugs me that everytime I search "best man's speech" this is championed by google and youtube as being the "funniest best man's speech".

    If by funniest you mean full of tired cliches and stolen jokes all delivered in a super awkward manner then I guess the description nailed it.

  • @TehWinnerz

    He DOES say that it doesn't contain any original material at 1:03

  • @TehWinnerz Why are you searching for best mans speeches online if your not after stolen jokes and tired cliches?

  • @ollielarkin its good to hear people's delivery, length etc. Crafting a good speech doesn't have to be about inserting stolen jokes and tired cliches...something you should have thought about, hey?

  • @ollielarkin because he's looking for entertainment

  • @TehWinnerz you're a douche bag

  • Search:New Graduation anthem - by (StarrGate feat.Kedash)High School

  • this was absolute shit

  • He sounds very posh, the sort of very very fine chap that could easily become a British Army Officer based on the only criteria to become one. The ability to speak well, command zero respect and have the backbone to send his me on operation certain death whilst he sits in his tent.

    But like the Murphy's, I'm not bitter!

  • @rashkins Hahahaha, That's very funny.

  • Of course it's the british guy

  • douche..full of him

  • fuckng hell u read that off the nett u cunt, be a best man and write something orriginal u prick

  • wow, well done Ollie, you successfully combined every single best man's speech cliche into one super awkward lame shitfest

  • My Brother committed suicide last year, just before my sister’s wedding, where I had to give a speech.

    I couldn’t really be bothered dancing round the topic, so just played it for laughs, with lots of jokes about him ‘hanging around’, being a real ‘swinger’ & ‘at the end of his tether’. Never liked the guy anyway!

    To be honest it didn’t go down too well- there was a big row afterwards & my family have barely spoken to me since. But I regard it as their fault for letting me loose.

  • Garbage speech.

  • what do they say on 00:42??

  • @NamiraM nazdrovi is cheers in Polish, I guess 

  • @fouadelkh

    no it's mazel tov and is Hebrew

  • this is a crap speech, its awkward and unoriginal. everyones a geek so off course they are gonna laugh. embarressing

  • Great speech i have 1 to deliver in a week and hope its come across as good as this 1 has

  • thats a perfect speech like

  • "I wont sing, and I wont lie"

    hahhaha!! best part

    sooo funny

  • Greenwich university ftw

  • hahahha,,nice research,,,

  • Can you be my best man

  • We just uploaded what we consider to be some of The best Wedding Songs 2011 & Marriage Quotations.

  • Na zdravje!!

  • He's doing the nervous dance.

  • He's Hot!