Great Job - A guy at a wedding I was at recently "best man speech elmo" did a good job too although he fluffed his opening line but he made up for it. Ive just put video up - Worth a look if you get chance.
I'm not bullshitting you. By watching this video, your life is likely to take a new direction. /watch?v=es6U00LMmC4 It's already got over a half of million views and it needs to be viewed by 7 billion people
i toasted my younger brother as the best man this past summer. my advice..... come from the heart. dont forget to thank all parents involved, and say something sweet about the bride. leave out the douche baggery about past conquests. have an even mixture of humor and heartfelt words. i was told i did very well....
the best man speech is all about trying to make the groom feel it's ok to throw his freedom out the door because some chick has decided to fuck him over for the rest of his sad life. Women are awesome. As friends, work colleagues, your mum, sister or whatever. Get involved at your peril otherwise. Unless you marry an asian. They don't seem to be quite so materialistic or otherwise fucked in the head.
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I think the corny lines are weak. I'm giving my best man speech on Thursday and I wrote mine straight from the heart. I believe that is the best way to give the speech.
:-/ I don't want to be mean, but maybe the reason you thought it was so funny is because that dude is your friend. From the standpoint of an objective observer....welll...lets just say I won't be back...
British accents are varied, there are 4 countries that make up the united kingdom of great Britain and Northern Ireland but I suppose you Americans find it hard distinguish the difference. This guy has an English accent. You have been educated!
Yep, that was a speech. He read from a script the entire time. But I thought pretentious people with british accents were supposed to be smart enough to speak from memory.
@chasenative Totally....Prince William's so "yesterday", but his brother, Harry looks like he's way more fun? A bit of "cheek" never goes astray. "Ollie" might start getting too over himself - so I'd better get back to work. I like your vid, mate. Attitude :)
I thought it was good. I mean I think calling it corny is alright because he even has a disclaimer in he beginning stating that these jokes are used often and somewhat predictable. I personally could not do any better.
@VivaLaHamer you stupid motherfucker that lady at 0:39 says NA ZDRAVÍ !...that's in czech language you fuckin' jerk, don't write down shits like this you count !!
He does a reasonably good job combining humour with praise and nostalgia. For a textbook example of how NOT to do a Best Man speech, check out the youtube vid Best Man Speech Sucks
I think it is a pretty decent speech. Would not call it 'funniest', but it's a good one!
I am going to have one shortly myself and I would be very pleased if I performed as well. What I personally do not like is reading from a sheet of paper. Though, I have not yet experienced giving a presentation without any ppt background myself. Will do it totally without though, as I prefer to remain some flexibility.
My dads best man's speech puts this one to shame, and its original. Literially he didnt say one nice thing, just talked about how my dad was a dirty slob of a criminal. It was brilliant
This isn't funny. What twat labelled the video as 'funniest'? Stand up ,speak up and shut up? Oh for god's sake, who the hell thinks that is funny? The crowd would laugh at anything by the looks of it...or they're extremely polite.
I've read every single joke this guy told while Googling for help in writing a Best Man speech. Pretty pathetic that he couldn't even come up with one original joke of his own.
Well, scene is awkward. The jokes are pretty corny. The guy's delivery sucks. Ahahahahaha! The tone of his voice is monotonous. The content is vacant. The punchlines are predictable. Ahahahahaha!!!
i watched this trying to not be judgemental, but after delivering my own best man speech at 15, i was tempted to see how others had done.. i am proud to say this was shit and mine was amazing.
@zcrosby lol! you dont try to make freinds so you never have to make a best man speech, that is the funniest thing i have ever heard! i actually cried laughing when i seen your post
@ollielarkin its good to hear people's delivery, length etc. Crafting a good speech doesn't have to be about inserting stolen jokes and tired cliches...something you should have thought about, hey?
He sounds very posh, the sort of very very fine chap that could easily become a British Army Officer based on the only criteria to become one. The ability to speak well, command zero respect and have the backbone to send his me on operation certain death whilst he sits in his tent.
My Brother committed suicide last year, just before my sister’s wedding, where I had to give a speech.
I couldn’t really be bothered dancing round the topic, so just played it for laughs, with lots of jokes about him ‘hanging around’, being a real ‘swinger’ & ‘at the end of his tether’. Never liked the guy anyway!
To be honest it didn’t go down too well- there was a big row afterwards & my family have barely spoken to me since. But I regard it as their fault for letting me loose.
Great Job - A guy at a wedding I was at recently "best man speech elmo" did a good job too although he fluffed his opening line but he made up for it. Ive just put video up - Worth a look if you get chance.
rennyboy123 3 days ago
This is a amazing speech !! Please check out mine and let me know what you thought !!
astrarallystu 5 days ago
I thought it to be really good actually and it was presented well. Good Job!
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MrSTOPANIMALCRUELTY 1 week ago
i wish my future husband would have a best friend like him :D
DangVuVN 1 week ago
he stole Seinfeld's material.
Juliopod 1 week ago
Nice
Essentialbenjamin10 1 week ago
Cute.
heyyy185 1 week ago
I don't know who you are but if you hole glass for a full 4 minutes will be achingly torturous.
hopelesshumanity1 1 week ago
HAHAHAHA that was Hilarious!
satjitsingh88 1 week ago
"If I'm the best man why is Kim marrying Simon???" LOL!!!
MegaNiloofar 1 week ago 14
@MegaNiloofar stolen from jerry seinfeld
throwingstick 1 week ago
I was dieing laghing watching this!!
MegaNiloofar 1 week ago
funny???? Really???
Motleyiceman1 2 weeks ago
hilarious
1972mgoblue 3 weeks ago
i like their cake (:
lildreamz 3 weeks ago
Considering the speech is already written, he seems pleasant and does a very good job reading it. :)
bestmanadvisor 3 weeks ago
Err...
DownDiggaDeDoo 4 weeks ago
@ wag13b
U mad bro? Haha he's awsome
kaka99ify 1 month ago
he's handsome!
southiecait87 1 month ago
so thank god you married her before she found one. BAHAHAHA.
mjmegafan223 1 month ago
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This guy is a fuckwit... Go back to england and shut the fuck up cunt.
WOG13B 2 months ago
@WOG13B never been invited to a wedding? lol
Nikon05 1 month ago
@WOG13B u mad /b/ro?
AlexH794 3 weeks ago
i toasted my younger brother as the best man this past summer. my advice..... come from the heart. dont forget to thank all parents involved, and say something sweet about the bride. leave out the douche baggery about past conquests. have an even mixture of humor and heartfelt words. i was told i did very well....
kevindamick 2 months ago
quit liking this video guys.... i gotta speech to prepare!
ssal1122 2 months ago
the best man speech is all about trying to make the groom feel it's ok to throw his freedom out the door because some chick has decided to fuck him over for the rest of his sad life. Women are awesome. As friends, work colleagues, your mum, sister or whatever. Get involved at your peril otherwise. Unless you marry an asian. They don't seem to be quite so materialistic or otherwise fucked in the head.
cigbutt1970 2 months ago
@cigbutt1970 What a sad outlook, fuck I'm glad I'm not you.
hirdy6 2 months ago 2
@hirdy6 Haha, you dickhead. Why the fuck would you take that personally? Or even seriously.
cigbutt1970 1 month ago
@cigbutt1970 Yeah right, still fucking rapt I'm not you. Weak as piss.
hirdy6 1 month ago
@hirdy6 At least you didn't say wrapped. Credit for that. Still a dickhead though.
cigbutt1970 1 month ago
@cigbutt1970 Beautifully said my friend, fully agree.
JCaesar11 2 weeks ago
'Nazdrave'-cheers i bulgarian or russian or both
PeppiBle 2 months ago
note to self: make sure i dont have glass in hand for first joke.
MyValise 2 months ago 3
@MyValise hahahahhahaahahaha dude im so doing that to!!
the wedding is this coming saturday in Puerto Rico!
maskedguitarist3 2 months ago
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12341234iamcool 3 months ago
Best man speeches are meant to be corny as hell, we milk the hell out of it in England. Hence why the English bloke is being corny :P
Bobobidodo 3 months ago
I read all of his lines from a wedding speech website today
Bazari81 3 months ago
I think the corny lines are weak. I'm giving my best man speech on Thursday and I wrote mine straight from the heart. I believe that is the best way to give the speech.
ZwienerZ 3 months ago
VERY GOOD!
wow4411 3 months ago
lol
crazynutta62 3 months ago
He is Fiiiinnneee ;D
Jaceytardfan 3 months ago 3
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Pretty good Ollie, but you have nothing on this guy:
2106std 3 months ago
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My speech was better in my opinion. check out my channel to view it!!!
KevinWiesner 3 months ago
nice toast.
masonhope 3 months ago
"she deserves a good husband...so thank God she married him before she found one" hahahha my favorite part XD
authorkaytlan101 3 months ago
Ollie is hot...
michellelinTV 3 months ago 2
ce faine sunt nuntile astora fara manele:X
raduandreyi 3 months ago
@raduandreyi asa ie foarte frumoase
ryanx3barbescu 3 months ago
Wadsworth's Constant applies
Just4Ever 3 months ago
Funny?
paintmeblacknblue 3 months ago
@lightandbeautiful "Bob" has probably just never tried it. Don't worry man it's only a matter of time. --- Lol
DistortedV12 4 months ago
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powerfulsexyprincess 4 months ago
Great video. If you want to view a funnier Best Man Speech click on my link ***TheSemtex1977*** and view ***The Greatest Best Man Speech Ever***
TheSemtex1977 4 months ago
which part of wedding were Czech? :-)
sfinx121 4 months ago
@ untouchable999 Too English wtf muppet, the guy done his best give him a break
bruce1964sum 4 months ago
what a boring speech too english blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand
untouchable999 4 months ago
:-/ I don't want to be mean, but maybe the reason you thought it was so funny is because that dude is your friend. From the standpoint of an objective observer....welll...lets just say I won't be back...
ponybcurtis 4 months ago
oh, now i'll be flaccid foreverrrrrrr
kuntyfucstik 4 months ago
THE CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZIEST BEST MAN SPEECH!!!
TIGDIF 4 months ago 35
British accents are varied, there are 4 countries that make up the united kingdom of great Britain and Northern Ireland but I suppose you Americans find it hard distinguish the difference. This guy has an English accent. You have been educated!
lloydcthompson 4 months ago
Na zdrowie!!
Sisal1990 4 months ago
...
MusiicRoolz 4 months ago
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Bob and Steve are a fictional pair of men who engage in homosexual acts.
Bob enjoys mounting Steve, and Steve enjoys being mounted by Bob.
So was Bob born with a gene that makes him want to mount men instead of women?
Was Steve born with a gene that makes him enjoy the thought of men ejaculating into his rectum?
Their sexual desires are not the same. So how were they both "born that way"?
Not making fun. But science and common sense do not confirm the "born that way" theory.
lightandbeautiful 4 months ago
Geez, so unfunny
CarMoves 4 months ago
I want to fuck that best man.
egocentress 4 months ago
CLASSIC
tubub 4 months ago
Yep, that was a speech. He read from a script the entire time. But I thought pretentious people with british accents were supposed to be smart enough to speak from memory.
USMerchantMarines 4 months ago
Hahaha great funny best man speech
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campbellshaw007 5 months ago
Great speech - For an even funnier speech undertake a search for 'Jim Laura Kent' and view The Greatest Best Man speech ever Trilogy!!!!
TheSemtex1977 5 months ago
Awe haha that was cute
fridaavigilteves 5 months ago
DUDE I HATE BRITISH ACCENTS. So fuck you.
MississaugaMissions 5 months ago
@MississaugaMissions English accents.
DukeofWellington91 4 months ago
i enjoyed you speech.
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campbellshaw007 5 months ago
dude you suck...this wasn't funny at all
1ktwist 5 months ago
@1ktwist there are two possible reason: 1. u r stupid 2. u have no sense of humour
JialiangSun 5 months ago
where was the stolen jokes? i want to see that site lol
junkevin 5 months ago
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English people have a great sense of humour. Love them for it.
waseldo 5 months ago
NA ZDRAVÍÍ!
Nobodynous 5 months ago
I didn't find the speech that outstanding, but the man himself got my attention.
angelique13jones 5 months ago
@angelique13jones hell yeah! i saw his face and thought: DAMN! He's a cutiiiieeeeeee!
chasenative 5 months ago
@chasenative Totally....Prince William's so "yesterday", but his brother, Harry looks like he's way more fun? A bit of "cheek" never goes astray. "Ollie" might start getting too over himself - so I'd better get back to work. I like your vid, mate. Attitude :)
angelique13jones 5 months ago
Just love the accent.
mawel1955 5 months ago
Marriage? Run... like... hell...
JeffersonDinedAlone 5 months ago
English people have a great sense of humour. Love them for it.
DonSnowly 5 months ago
might be better if he memorized it, would not be so obvious he googled every word?
armstrongtessie 5 months ago
awesome speech man! loved it!
purecerebralassasin 6 months ago
na zdravje.....
kimblemar 6 months ago
Crap, i can "borrow" a lot of the material, but how will mine be any good without an English accent?
in0eterminacy 6 months ago 25
You have to at least try and do something new. I gave it a go. See my vid.
martinloego 6 months ago
It was okay.
JuneLeanna 6 months ago
Classic speech Ollie. Very impressed. Check this one out its well funny----------->
watch?v=hMuh0mRHS1s
Modog27 6 months ago
nearly everyone is round the other side of the room
glynners39 6 months ago
have a look at my effort, just type "the boys in america: andy's speech"
MrAndyRowell 6 months ago
If i'm your best man, then why are you marring her?
shemoo1991 6 months ago
oo this is good im going to use a bunch of this.
Pooshooter5k 6 months ago
He Did a great Job..
weddingspeech4u 6 months ago
jerry seinfeld! 1:40-1:43
charissecoal 6 months ago
subtitles please
NaYarB04 6 months ago
I thought it was good. I mean I think calling it corny is alright because he even has a disclaimer in he beginning stating that these jokes are used often and somewhat predictable. I personally could not do any better.
kafutunga 6 months ago
Ah man, the best speech! Thanks, lol I'm going to borrow a few things from it, wedding is coming up July 30th. Lol.
armyboy54b 6 months ago
0:39 someone there are Poilish or Rusian ?:D:D:D za zdrowie!!!!!
VivaLaHamer 6 months ago
@VivaLaHamer you stupid motherfucker that lady at 0:39 says NA ZDRAVÍ !...that's in czech language you fuckin' jerk, don't write down shits like this you count !!
agneovo717 5 months ago
@agneovo717 good for u I don't know who u are u network gangsa and i feel realy sorry for u you'r parrents must be proud
VivaLaHamer 5 months ago
HE.IS.CUTE.
helen745910 7 months ago
Very nice speech.
signevent 7 months ago
worst funniest ever,i hope youre divorced by now.
c4intel 7 months ago
shittest funny ever
tech4156 7 months ago
BRITISH ACCENT!!!! :D <3
XCRunner4Life012 7 months ago
PROMOTE SYNERGY
Wufo88 7 months ago
He does a reasonably good job combining humour with praise and nostalgia. For a textbook example of how NOT to do a Best Man speech, check out the youtube vid Best Man Speech Sucks
FlyUnicornsFly 7 months ago
I think it is a pretty decent speech. Would not call it 'funniest', but it's a good one!
I am going to have one shortly myself and I would be very pleased if I performed as well. What I personally do not like is reading from a sheet of paper. Though, I have not yet experienced giving a presentation without any ppt background myself. Will do it totally without though, as I prefer to remain some flexibility.
So in summary: Thumbs up!
loco01loco01 7 months ago
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heartzzbreaker 7 months ago 7
meh pretty boring.
TheSuperintendant 7 months ago
How long did it take you to write this? There is no insinuation here, just curious.
donkeyfacepunch 8 months ago
seinfeld
POR97212 8 months ago
This is a very funny best man speech! :)
IyabunmiM 8 months ago
why are they doing it on the stairs??
ukcharlieboy08 8 months ago
@ukcharlieboy08 so he can be seen easily, and all eyes can be focused on him.
kettech16 7 months ago
My dads best man's speech puts this one to shame, and its original. Literially he didnt say one nice thing, just talked about how my dad was a dirty slob of a criminal. It was brilliant
harryluvessport 8 months ago
This isn't funny. What twat labelled the video as 'funniest'? Stand up ,speak up and shut up? Oh for god's sake, who the hell thinks that is funny? The crowd would laugh at anything by the looks of it...or they're extremely polite.
timcoe82 8 months ago
@timcoe82 Because they are enjoying themselves? It's a wedding, the best man speech is supposed to be cheesy!
Chris180Z 7 months ago
I've read every single joke this guy told while Googling for help in writing a Best Man speech. Pretty pathetic that he couldn't even come up with one original joke of his own.
cinoclav 8 months ago
why is Kim marrying Simon ? cuz Simon said!
8soccer4life8 8 months ago 43
Why people watch this video , this is really boring and not funny at all......
benkicker 8 months ago
Well, scene is awkward. The jokes are pretty corny. The guy's delivery sucks. Ahahahahaha! The tone of his voice is monotonous. The content is vacant. The punchlines are predictable. Ahahahahaha!!!
TubingWithMyGnomies 8 months ago
Sobriety, and independent thought, would have allowed a genuine speech.
cosg9531 8 months ago
Now THAT! is how a speech is supossed to be done!
otnaim 8 months ago
What a turbo cunt
fudgepaki 8 months ago
this is not funny
PandyPuff 8 months ago
Yeah, lame. He read the whole thing, badly.
deathride2008 8 months ago
"If he's the best man why is she marrying him?" I hope you asked Jerry Seinfeld if you could use that line.
birdmun87 9 months ago 4
@birdmun87 Seinfeld should have asked Henny Youngman, who used it 40 years previous.
cosg9531 8 months ago
@cosg9531 well I'll have to take your word for it if it's true fair call
birdmun87 8 months ago
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obzoosed 9 months ago
total cliche crap
tim916 9 months ago
Good speech.Try watching best best man speech by Ally Ross, thanks
Kobuck84 9 months ago
It's amazing how a title like "best" or "funniest" followed by a niche topic will be guaranteed hundreds of thousands of hits on Youtube.
JonnyMod 9 months ago
this is okay, mine is far better!
madman808state 9 months ago
i watched this trying to not be judgemental, but after delivering my own best man speech at 15, i was tempted to see how others had done.. i am proud to say this was shit and mine was amazing.
Willsr14 9 months ago 3
this is not funny at all
OmegaNova1 9 months ago
This speech is so self-centred, it's all about the bestman himself.
lornski1234 9 months ago
this guy reminds me a bit of tim curry
hjbit 9 months ago 2
good speech but terribly awkward. i would do a way worse job though...that's why i don't try to make friends....
zcrosby 9 months ago
@zcrosby lol! you dont try to make freinds so you never have to make a best man speech, that is the funniest thing i have ever heard! i actually cried laughing when i seen your post
1gadena 9 months ago
great speech is so funny,can you be my best man????????
monica9903 9 months ago
funny!
MANOFROCK1702234 10 months ago
@LunaaaFelipaia53 ...then get friends dumbass
FelipexProductions 10 months ago
its not hebrew, its croatian, NAZDRAVI. idiots
88jabuka 10 months ago
@88jabuka also is CZECH and SLOVAK . :))
p3ob 10 months ago
pour shit out of my grandmothers asshole. sux dix
williamcarpenter 10 months ago
hes soo cuteeeeee
flsimx 10 months ago
It bugs me that everytime I search "best man's speech" this is championed by google and youtube as being the "funniest best man's speech".
If by funniest you mean full of tired cliches and stolen jokes all delivered in a super awkward manner then I guess the description nailed it.
TehWinnerz 10 months ago 87
@TehWinnerz
He DOES say that it doesn't contain any original material at 1:03
HereInMyLife 9 months ago
@TehWinnerz Why are you searching for best mans speeches online if your not after stolen jokes and tired cliches?
ollielarkin 9 months ago 193
@ollielarkin its good to hear people's delivery, length etc. Crafting a good speech doesn't have to be about inserting stolen jokes and tired cliches...something you should have thought about, hey?
TehWinnerz 9 months ago
@ollielarkin because he's looking for entertainment
popomczowzow 6 months ago
@TehWinnerz you're a douche bag
cwgreene11 6 months ago
Search:New Graduation anthem - by (StarrGate feat.Kedash)High School
CARTERBOYZZZ 10 months ago
this was absolute shit
spider112006 10 months ago
He sounds very posh, the sort of very very fine chap that could easily become a British Army Officer based on the only criteria to become one. The ability to speak well, command zero respect and have the backbone to send his me on operation certain death whilst he sits in his tent.
But like the Murphy's, I'm not bitter!
rashkins 10 months ago
@rashkins Hahahaha, That's very funny.
Italblessings 10 months ago
Of course it's the british guy
jabaqueen 10 months ago
douche..full of him
flohthemachine 10 months ago
fuckng hell u read that off the nett u cunt, be a best man and write something orriginal u prick
megafly27 11 months ago
wow, well done Ollie, you successfully combined every single best man's speech cliche into one super awkward lame shitfest
TehWinnerz 11 months ago
My Brother committed suicide last year, just before my sister’s wedding, where I had to give a speech.
I couldn’t really be bothered dancing round the topic, so just played it for laughs, with lots of jokes about him ‘hanging around’, being a real ‘swinger’ & ‘at the end of his tether’. Never liked the guy anyway!
To be honest it didn’t go down too well- there was a big row afterwards & my family have barely spoken to me since. But I regard it as their fault for letting me loose.
SuperTruth77 11 months ago
Garbage speech.
The3Muskabosses 11 months ago
what do they say on 00:42??
NamiraM 11 months ago
@NamiraM nazdrovi is cheers in Polish, I guess
fouadelkh 11 months ago
@fouadelkh
no it's mazel tov and is Hebrew
hannahr77 10 months ago
this is a crap speech, its awkward and unoriginal. everyones a geek so off course they are gonna laugh. embarressing
MrIceberg 11 months ago
Great speech i have 1 to deliver in a week and hope its come across as good as this 1 has
badbay82 11 months ago
thats a perfect speech like
twburr 11 months ago
"I wont sing, and I wont lie"
hahhaha!! best part
sooo funny
tripwire349 11 months ago
Greenwich university ftw
ThatBritishVlogger 1 year ago
hahahha,,nice research,,,
jinx150 1 year ago
Can you be my best man
stealthydude50 1 year ago
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VideosFromPhotos 1 year ago
Na zdravje!!
libed91 1 year ago
He's doing the nervous dance.
tokwok2 1 year ago
He's Hot!
Annalyci 1 year ago