Jackie Chan vs. Chuck Norris

[schoolissoboring1]

p.s notie how chuck norris threw the first punch. cheater!!! :(

[schoolissoboring1]

rofl your hilarious. "im bruce lee" you: "hell no, you chuck norris" x)

[thecrazyhenchman]

FUCK U

[runescapeplox123]

Chuck norris does dds specs without the dds

[aldovanopdorp]

@rockybalbao usted es un perro de mierda

[masteranger2]

lol would be funny if some guy just came out of no were and raped everyone in their and left lol!

[greenhaloz]

jackie chan all day he dont need stunt doubles

[aldovanopdorp]

haHA jackie chan betrayed hsiself HAha knew chuck norris gonneh win

[RockyBaIboa]

@aldovanopdorp what does hsiself mean? what does gonneh mean? 

[aldovanopdorp]

@RockyBaIboa i knew DERE were DUMP POEPEL in thisTHIS worlT...BUD dumP LAYK JOU?

[RockyBaIboa]

@aldovanopdorp what does dere mean? what does poepel mean? what does worit mean? what does layk mean? are you speaking greek?

[aldovanopdorp]

@RockyBaIboa du bist eine scheizhund!!! ''-@aldovanopdorp what does du mean? what does bist mean? what does eine mean? what does shithound mean? plz stfu u dumb geek''-

[RockyBaIboa]

@aldovanopdorp que pasa?

[meximan676]

well thank you :D

[nimrodicus420]

runescape = gay

great song though!

[bloodeytear]

wtf fuck this i thought it was real faggit

[W00ge]

runescape sucks and what the fuck is with all of the lol shit it means laugh out loud and its what nerds do but what do you expect its runescape full of nerds and this 1 gay stalker named carl i know

[calebinoutlook]

. yea. not to mention the worst graphics EVER. i hate it when people do shit like "lmao, rofl, omg, wtf, ftw, g2g" it fucking pisses me off. the the worst one of all is when people call someone else a "noob" it fucking makes me wanna kill someone.

[JokesterProduction]

CHUCK NORRIS POWNS

[W00ge]

POWNS? WAT THE FUCK

[JokesterProduction]

it means he rules but still cool vids

[calebinoutlook]

Chuck Norris is the lamest "action" star ever. i dotn get why he is even considered good. his action sucks like hell. Jackie Chan though is amazing. so is Tony jaa and Jet Li.

[brandon28900]

dude, the scene where chuck is fighting bruce lee beats all of jackie chans movies together. Get real, Chuck would rape Jackie then eat his wife.

[calebinoutlook]

chuck norris is fucking lame. i hate him. Jackie Chan and Jet Li are way cooler. i've seen a few of Chuck Norris's movies on tv. and they look so fake. like he chokes a guy for 1 second and somehow he dies all fast. unless he snaps his neck he can live for longer than 1 second. Chuck NOrris fuckign sucks. and i dont care what u say. hes patehtic.

[brandon28900]

Chuck Norris's traditional base of martial art is Tang Soo Do. The first style he learned while based in Korea in the Vietnam War. He is a 10TH degree black belt Grand-Master of that style. He also is the first American from the Western part of the United States to achieve 10TH Degree Grand Master Black Belt level in Tae Kwon Do. He has black-belts in several other styles including Jujitsu. He is a "7" Time World Karate Champion. Retired undefeated in 1974. Lets see Jackie Chan beat that.

[calebinoutlook]

u must have no if u have enough time to find taht all out. and a fuckign nerd. i dont give a fucking shit what stupid fucking Chuck Norris did. i hate him. his fighting looks retarded. Jackie Chan is better. i like more cause his fighting style is cooler. ok? thast my opinion. so just stut the fucking hell up. i dont give a damn what u think or what ur opinion is

[brandon28900]

its not my opion its facts. You cant argue with facts. Jackie Chan doesnt even fight really hes fake like a wwe wrestler. He just acts. And you must be like 10 cussing so much. If you dont already know, It only makes you sound like an idiot. I know this about norris because i take Bjj, Brazilian Jiu-jitsu and im in amature mixed martial arts. Im a nerd.. but i bet i could kick your ass. And he is one of the better martial artistes alive. The only person better would be Bruce Lee but hes dead.

[calebinoutlook]

no. its an opinion. i like jackie Chan more. he is great at fighting. and Chuck Norris is fake too on screen. everyone does FAKE fighting on screen. Jackie Chan can fight in real life. but one who beats Jackie CHan even is Tony Jaa. and everything is an opinion dumb fuck. like my opinion on Chuck Norris. hes ugly. sucks at fighting. sucks at acting. has a retarded name. and is just plain fuckign gay.i hate him.

[22bcc]

I like them both but your right Jackie Chan is better. He is a real fighter dont listen to that other dumb bastard.

[beastbrian09]

lol runescape lmao

[Kinaiders]

q troxa bando de nerd ;x

[timetogotosleep]

do you have to be mem to do tht on runescape

[irishidol]

umm mexi when are we gonna make a vid...

[supermagenoob]

this is ryan, that vid is fuckin funny man, i laughed so hard. peace

[imyourmum111]

LMFAO Hilarious you jap fuck LOL

>.>

[meximan676]

ahah thanks :D

[mouseboy500]

rofl$#$^$#&%^$ awesome song! im going to laugh forever! hahaha! the exciting twist at the end z0mg! lol. it was like an episode of all my children! 5/5! roflol

[barrowsqueen]

that was actually funny.

love the song

[Mdkjoe22]

"And the chink fails.....At least i can still make ipods" XD. Totally epic.

First time when u got out ur dds i rofled :P

[meximan676]

lol indeed

[willberry33]

hahahaha we owned wwe's ass