All I Have is a Candy Bar - Kid at the Docks

[jvemPiRe14]

just so everyone knows, someone did do a playthrough with no weapons or items of any kind.

[Impulse9090]

Weird how generous the kid is when you give him a candy bar, but when you don't and talk to him long enough, he threatens to get the NSF to "kick his ass".

[TheRhinehart86]

Wow, I think thats the first video ive seen where someone actually gives the kid something to eat rather than shooting him, dumping his body in the river and then multitooling the vending machine :P

[gringolazlo]

no I dont have any food, but you can have this GEP rocket.

[jjboyo]

Am I a bad person for always killing this kid and taking my damn candy bar back after he gives me the intel?

[PanzerfaustMonk]

@jjboyo Fuck man, it's YOUR candy bar. Fuck the little kid.

[MrCl1nt]

I never tried, but what if you shoot the kid after getting the info, and loot the body? Do you get the candy bar back?

[JCDenton112788]

Door: I do not move out of the way.

JC: You can have this candy bar.

Door: that will be adequate.

*opens*

[gringolazlo]

cant count how many times Ive GEP gunned this kid.

[Lookin4aBoxToLive]

The runt says that if you have candy, but he pretty much flips you off if you offer him soy... picky bastard.

[Lookin4aBoxToLive]

@Lookin4aBoxToLive Oh, wait... maybe it was a mod. Can´t remember.

[educt07]

Nice! The code is 6183, 0:53... wait a minute FFFUUU

[LordvGum]

Why don't you give him a rat carcass from the trash bag? Or a LAM? He did say he'll eat anything...

[droidBasher]

@LordvGum Just be sure to hit him in the stomach so he can fall asleep.

[LamentOfInnocence1]

All I have is a candy bar and an electric prod.

[rovemcanus]

It's cruel when you get to that level and all you want to do is give the poor kid a candy bar, but the fucking vending machine doesn't work!

[CanadianPolybius]

@rovemcanus

Rove McAnus?

[Thechos3n666]

its JC DENTON not tenton.

nice movie tought

[DarkPieman]

@Thechos3n666 That's the joke. He's fat, so he's Ten-ton instead of Denton, geddit?

[Thechos3n666]

@DarkPieman lol

[leslondon]

Sercii00 did you solve it?

[Sercil00]

have you actually managed to finish the game that way? with absolutely no items at all? because I'm almost sure there is SOMETHING you absolutely need a weapon or multitools for.

[pentherapy]

@Sercil00 Nope, not yet. I'm currently at the door to the helipad from the mole people's sewers. There's a nanokey available for the door LEADING to the underpass area (you know, the tunnel with the lasers and turrets) but the door at the other end is indestructable, but can be picked or multitooled - naturally, a problem. The guard in the same room has a nanokey, but I can't kill him. I've tried luring him into the path of a turret as it fires as me, but he wimps out and runs at low HP.

[Koniving]

@pentherapy Unable to use weapons, you may try to get him by somehow dropping something heavy on him. Certain items can kill NPCs with some good inertia, such as metal crates.

[ViceCommando]

@pentherapy Do you know if the Candy Bars actually can hurt people when you throw those at them? I think they do, the just toss those to the guy with the key until he dies. Follow the idea from the "deus ex ultimate run #6" -video from YouTube, or make your own way to toss those bars against that dude. :D

[ramenisgood4u]

@pentherapy It can be done. If you need a hand you might wish to look up ''Deus Ex Ultimate-Run'' on the tubes.

[XxSpawnmasterxX]

@pentherapy lol you culd use biomod which has a pickpoceting ability in it. you can download it at moddb in the deus ex section. hope tht helps out

[R9PAV]

@pentherapy

Try hurling boxes at him, then running away, it will slowly decrease his health until you get the key

[KarasuTakama]

"Thanks for the candy bar--"

"YOU KNOW WHERE DA TERRORISTS ARE?!"

[lasp]

What a shame.

[tyler7196]

" have anything to eat?" "all i have is this grenade" "whats a grenade?" " its a type of candy" " ok" * eats grenade* BOOM

[BeatleBowie1]

clever irish guy in versalife office.

[redwaller66]

Whats funny is when you offer the kid some soy food. ROFL.

[gizmon221]

"hey, all i have is a candy bar, have it"

"Thanks mister!"

"now...wanna come back to my place? i have more candy and a nice bed..."

[0Angel0A]

So how's this candy bar only campaign working out? Did JC have to see a dentist?

[123asas123]

You won't be able to finish the game without any kind of weapon.

There are points in the game (f.e. if you get into the secret MJ12 lab), where you just HAVE to kill or stun somebody.

[ZetaMan117]

Well it would be possible to kill them with candy bars. Would take a lot of them though.

[rushnerd]

should have shot off a rocket at the kid afterwards...

[Shadowkiller013]

unban me on team weeeabo!

[Feedmadcat]

I just realised, JC Denton had to destroy the NSF and recover the Ambrosia with just a couple candy bars. :o

*Leads a trail of Candy Bars outside of Castle Clinton*

[ImperialLady]

Josh: I'm starving. Do you have anything to eat?

JC Denton: All I have is a candy bar.

Josh: It don't matter. I just need something in my stomach so I can fall asleep.

JC Denton: Om nom nom nom nom.

Josh: :-(

[HipHopBrokeMyHeart]

u should add what a shame after the nom nom

[qn5r]

lol

[conchudo12345]

@ImperialLady *trollface* Problem, Josh?

[TheTofuGod]

Clever tree...

[rautaNoRSu]

Haha love these and jc tenton videos. You could have brought a TNT crate to open the code closet ;).

[MattyDienhoff]

Boom solves everything!

[SamSimaX]

Apparently, candy bars don't.

[kaktuszorro]

you good sir, are a genius

[sabrejack2]

Clever girl...

[omgwtfbbqsocks]

IF I THROW CANDY BARS AT THE LOCK IT MIGHT OPEN

Funny, good luck.

[pentherapy]

IT WAS AN ACT OF FRUSTRATION

[PineappleGuy]

CLEVER BOY