Zach Galifianakis Here Comes the Choo Choo!

[chicago6584]

I'm not being a smart ass or a drama whore but can someone please explain to me exactly what a hipster is? I even tried looking it up and still don't understand.

Are they the emo kids? Are they hippies? Seriously any help is appreciated. Thanx

[fzappa007]

I Love you Zach and I FUCKING HATE HIPSTERS !!!!

[DrunkAsFuck2NiteRiky]

His face after the joke:

"Yes. Eat it up. You like that, dont you?"

[jclmedb27]

can't say i've ever grabbed my penis to make my voice higher. maybe i should.

[marcopolo359]

@fatboi to make his voice higher

[NateOB24]

@fatboi.... Because he is acting like a little kid and little kids always grab their dick when they gotta piss

[peeeesh]

@NateOB24

It's not usually about going to the bathroom; boys instinctively hold onto their junk.

[fatboi6238]

Why was he grabbing his dick?

[danielsnelen]

One of the best monologues to date, one of the worst shows to date.

[96Xander69]

this guy is fucking crazy. he literally has to grab his balls to make that voice.

[FooledToaster]

@96Xander69

That's what kids do when they're excited. It was a gesture to sell the childish persona.

[altairPWK]

I wish I could marry him lolololol. 

[Syatek2020]

I like how he grabs his dick while he yells it

[gregpphoto]

I swear im doing this the next time in in NY

[lebac]

Hmmm... I don't find this very much funny. Apart from the obvious is this a reference of some kind or something like that?

[cynopt]

@lebac -- I think the point is he feels like yelling something ridiculously stupid because all of those people take themselves too seriously.

[Thickberger2]

@cynopt Well that, and mostly because they think they're too cool for school, so they don't go to school, so they must be dumb as hell, so he treats them so.

[ponllo007]

if i get 50 likes i will make a vid on my channel of me doing that,

[lilmarine]

he has to literally squeeze his balls to say that....

[tnezzee69]

did he grab his dick to make his voice higher?



[HoltRamsMan]

I say this whenever I see a train now

[starlite025]

Why is he grabbing his crotch as he says this?

[goldwincs]

what is cho cho?

[MsSkateboardP]

@goldwincs like the way little kids say "choo choo train"

[thegorillasnake]

When he's standing still at the end, he looks kinda like a six-year-old with a beard.

[blues970123]

talking about hipsters

[TheAxis456]

I love how he's grabbing his dick when he says that lol.

[YannickvDijk]

@TheAxis456 Please, get some glasses... He's grabbing them Nutz'!

[gracetarabochia]

@TheAxis456 Trains are sexy, I would get excited too.

[12Saintsrow]

I just choked on my own food while watching this. This is damn funny!! Last night was great too

[GearHeadFisher]

I think he had to squeeze his nuts so his voice could get that high

[samtastic333]

haha i like how he has to grab his crotch

[jlberg1225]

Zach going around town and showing up on different shows was great.

[flashite]

that guy is funny but this joke was not funny at all

[shine7on]

@flashite: it is if you live in brooklyn and see the sheep "hipsters".

[badboylll]

I can see him doing that...

[XxGuardian337xX]

next time im at the station, im totally doin this

[34thStreetHoodNigga2]

best snl ever

[cmsule]

I was fucking dying when he yelled that. But aside from his monologue and him as the flute player on what up with that, i didn't think that episode was that funny. Which is insane, because ZG is the funniest person on earth.

[altairPWK]

@cmsule OMFG I HAD THE SAMEE REACTION!!!! XD

[27NastyNas]

@cmsule yeah SNL has a way to take a great host, but still not have a great, funny show...its sad to watch sometimes, and ive been watching SNL for many years

[cmsule]

@27NastyNas yep... hopefully tonight its better.

[buddythecow]

@cmsule What about pageant talk?!

[cmsule]

@buddythecow "i wrote that stuff about the beautiful stars!" yea, pageant talk was one of the best segments they've done in a while. i was soooo pissed they didn't do it ZG's second time around.

[buddythecow]

@cmsule same here but in that season jenny slate wasn't in the cast, which was a bummer

[Thebatterside]

He did absolutely amazing on SNL, I'm so glad they let him do a little bit of his own material at the beginning.