NooBTooB Ep 110 - Spore, Castle Crashers, Mercenaries 2, Tales of Vesperia

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[maxxramman]

God, I miss noobtoob. Your reviews hold up in the way that the games you thumbs-down don't. Regardless of any of the hype surrounding it, or how excited people were for it, Spore was a bad game. The dude abides.

[EriksB]

havent you guys played tales of symphonia

[miiguy1]

Hey guys, every time I try to watch Episode 96, it says "An error occured. Try again later." I bet it's just my laptop, but could you check and see if it works for you?

[tobin00]

@miiguy1 I just tried it, it's broken for sure. But if you watch in 240p, it works!

[iamthemonkeynudist]

i feel as if you two have never played a Tales of game.

[LordRedland]

I had the same problem with Castle Crashers, and now it won't even let me play the game as it says that it has become a trial game. However, if someone else signs in first, I still have my character. However, I stopped caring by the time I realized that.

[miiguy1]

I spent $50 on Spore. D:

[muanddad]

i just noticed in every thumbnail yuzo is looking at tobin....

[Subject790]

I never actually tried Castle Crashers online. Good thing I guess! My girlfriend and I had a total blast playing Castle Crashers, though.

[joeeffect10]

hey yuzo whers the shirt u had to wear?

[thetechdude1]

everbody chastle chrashers got online got fixed

[bassmaster5597]

i played the first one

[sk8erpro10]

spore was easy to beat

[TheDarkkeychain]

First: why is the audio so low? Second: I started playing Bioshock on Wed. and it's amazing, Third: any game with 'Tales' as part of its name, then it's awesome.

[velocityeleven]

what you were sayng at about 11 minutes... where you were saying that you want to learn skill sets and complete challenges, also how you like like customisation IF it makes a difference to the gameplay

I completely agree

[chaos2inferno]

I LOVE pedo-bear!

[cpucpu2]

lol im 13 and i FUCKING LOVE VIVA PINATA!!!!!

-ninsaru

[JonTheHolyDude]

Spore:

Microscopic: YAY

Creature: YAY

Tribal: Fuck

Civilization: Double Fuck

Space: OK

Had fun creating and adding onto my creature xD

[ilovetype1]

chubbie asian guys are hot, they really used a lot of Go Media graphics in their intro.

[Tatorman09]

I played the first Mercenaries game and Merc. 2 seems to have a different tone than the first one. The fact that you can pretty much destroy anything is still there but it just looks a lot brighter. Did you guys ever play the first one?

[Savin97]

Mercenaries 2 Rocks!!!!!!

[mitch13815]

i bought CC the first day it came out i was playing 4 player co-op no trouble at all no lag never disconnected we got in about 12 hours of gameplay beat the game about 2 times

i have to say tho it was pritty shor i was expecting alittle more but meh i still play it to this day and am working to get all characters beaten on insane and have each one lvl 99

not an easy challange

[skatakid27]

Yea the Castle Crashers online is good now.

[gerzie]

Spore is one of the worst games I have ever played. I was so excited to play it and when it came out there was no difference between any of the creatures.

If I gave my creature 4 hands it still behaved like a creature with 2.

You can make the creatures look different but they're all the same when it comes down to their movements and actions.

[oLawlieto]

you should get the Spore Galatic Adventure expansion.

It makes the game ALOT better (though only ig you like RPG style games)

[JonTheHolyDude]

@oLawlieto

Yeah, got me into the intergalactic mood again; LOL

[Noffkro]

Nice shirt Tobin!

[DonMcNabb5]

Haha that Diablo 2 reference to your inventory being full and the items flying in the air brings back memories! Thanks Tobin!

[tobin00]

Heh, glad you liked it :)

[WookhieManJoe]

@tobin00 hey can i ask who did teh intro song?

[Badkye]

Did Castle Crashers get fixed for the online? Cause I am thinking about getting it.

[DonMcNabb5]

yeah it's really good online now. it's even better if you play split screen though with a bunch of friends from the start of the game!

[MrCanadia]

I played it online the other day and it seems really smooth now

[snailnater]

spore is too much memory but good,really laggs

[holyjewel]

oh yeah on castle crashers i got it croupted IT SUCKED

[JdoubleA2]

were can i get a good non usb headset for pc? like the pink plug kind becuse i want one for games but i cant find any anywhere

[TheLastAmericanHero]

Tobins shirt is so fucking awesome

[tobin00]

Thanks!

[TheLastAmericanHero]

You ever seen the edited tv version of lebowski?

"this is what happens when you feed a friend scrambled eggs"

"this is what happens when you find a stranger in the alps"

[sindreforfaen]

yea ofc but i mean MORE gameage wile talking...

[sindreforfaen]

yea would be better with some gameplay footage like the dude under me just mentioned

[tobin00]

Like I responded to him, we show gameplay for every game. You just have to have patience and watch for three whole minutes!

[pyeyoung123]

how come ya never show the actual game play? it's boring watching u guys just talk

[tobin00]

We show gameplay videos for pretty much every game.

[tyme4hell]

3:16 - 4:45, did you go blind during that segment?

[colbertvp]

I think your just jealous of their sexy hot bods

[QualityBiscuit]

lol wtf

[KageOfSand]

PINATAS?

FUCK YOUR MOM!

Just kidding guys, I love Viva Pinata xD

[SlayerExopsGamers]

HOLY SHIT long vids but funny and good

[haruhisuzumiya9]

i had this glitch where i started in creature stage and i was in the water and if i went onto land that monster would eat you from the sand

[paxodeus]

pathetic

[IsThatMyAdobo]

well im glad its just me and my lil sis that plays CC. No online madness.

[deons93]

omg YOUTUBE. nice update- I Love the new Turn Light off and On button. i hate looking at a white background burning my eyes

[chukliddell59]

ive played viva pinata and my friends made fun of me so i just told them 2 fuck off lol...its such a fun game

[jasonx95]

in case you guys have not noticed this vid is from september 22 2008, and yes the multiplayer was buggy, buy they fixed it.

[Xavigun]

Wtf Castle crashers dont have the prob its fine online

[deons93]

Xavigun, no way man. i love castle crashers and all(played the game over like 8times) but there is a bad problem with the online connection. i cant connect to some friends in my city, its sucks :( and i can connect with them on other games but not this game.

so yea castle crashers has a problem online

[ballbag117]

idoits the online is perfect. I play online with three of my friends. You interinet must really suck ass fucks

[tobin00]

You sure are a swell guy.

[KageOfSand]

Agreed.

[kcmasta911]

hey i haven't tried Tales of Vesperia yet, the Tales series are definitely fun for PSP even though Tales of Symphonia has got to be like, the best game i've played. Yeah its for gamecube but I still go back and play it a few times.

[XxDomeRockerxX]

NooBTooB rulez YOW!! not  YOB!!

[paintballerseraph]

what games are most noobtoobers playing id like to play with some of them

[yuzow]

Right now it's balls to the wall with SF4 and DoW2.  I'd imagine Killzone 2 will get a bunch of folks next week.

[ilikecakeido]

i dont know if you already know this but they patched castle crashers now so you can actually play online =)

[shebut]

its not working for me and my friend. we can't play online still

[ilikecakeido]

oh well they said on the devblog that it had been patched. personally i never had the problem as i played the whole campaign through with my friend

[Embraz]

TOBIN AND YUZO! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR FINDING CASTLE CRASHERS FOR ME! ITS SO AWSOME WHEN I PLAY LOCAL WITH MY FRIENDS OMG! GREAT GAME! Always watch your shows!

[tobin00]

Glad you like it!

[swiftdeathz23]

Tobin,

Dont worry about not playing Lost Odyssey or anything else Tales of Vesperia is hands down the best JRPG for the XBOX 360 and I hope you guys pick up Star Ocean: Last Hope because that seems to be another one of those JRPGs that's actually going to be worth playing.

[l2iku]

hahahaha, you guys are fucking funny! :D

can you review free MMORPGs too? that'd be kickass to see. :)

[NoMatter94]

Yeah

[tobin00]

Noobtoobers are all playing Tabula Rasa right now, actually. Come join us!

[ghosty121]

I shat myself for spore when i first watched the 35min video then it came out and its like wtf it looks like it was made for a 5 year old but the on the 35 min one it looked like the bigger you are the stronger you are but now i made the smallest thing ever and it took down a epic....[FAIL]....

[kackarot123]

lol they fixed the online on castle crashers

[tobin00]

You didn't get to the part where we showed explosions and naked women?

[WallClimbersRus]

ROFL this is kl lol

[flyboy10first]

you tell him tobin.

dude this show is awsome!!!

at least watch the first 30min or so if you want the game portion since if you're not in the community you wont like the last 30min.

[hobbesismycat]

You should check out Castle Crashers again, the update awhile ago helped so much. It is seriously the best thing I bought off XBL market place.

[TimeStryker]

Dude i like totally watch the whole movie. Not really actually i only listen to it while doing homework or playing WoW :) But i love this show

[5throth]

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/10

[ddrmaster57]

hour long insane!

[Zell1995]

I don't understand, I play Castle Crashers all the time on Xbox Live with people around the world.

[Electricguitarmast3r]

It was an entertaining review but you guys get off topic way too much.

[toothydip]

umm thats what makes noobtoob fun to watch

[funnyseekerkid10]

long video

[darkclower123456]

wtf?

[asduytasduyt]

Viva Pinata is incredibly fun and time-consuming. I've tried to convince my friends to play it, but it's too much awesomeness for them to handle.

[BladePenguin]

castle crashers... i bought it at the 2nd day it was made... it had the internet issue and getting ur process issue... THEY STILL HAVENT FIXED IT. wtf? any idea y it's taking em so long? i remember i made a big complaint about that on the blog in xboxlive website and ppl were yelling at me going like "stop being a baby" "they're working on a patch so stfu" but wtf? it's been like 3 months and no patch. i wasted my 15 bucks. the game makes my 360 crash a lot

[Brian117WMY]

Viva Pinata is the S-word! :]

[Oceanborn66]

have they made a patch for castle crashers? cos i really liked the demo it's a nice little game kinda reminds me of golden axe, ahh the good old days.

[S1UMLORDpaulo]

you guys are funny.....mercenaries2 really needed the support from lucas arts to make it classic the whole thing in a wetback country isnt strong for a mercenaries title...maybe iraq....

[EO45]

you guys should edit the your video's

for now on with which game your reviewing.

sometimes i would want to scan through the

video trying to find like, your review for mercenaries 2. but i have to scan through the video to find it.

becuase your also reviewing spore, castle crahers and tales of vesperia.

[tobin00]

I don't understand what you want. The timestamps are right in the info on the right hand side.

[NowShepherd]

Hey guys. I've been watching your show for a while and I commend both of you for continuing your interesting opinions. I respect both your opinions and I agree with most of them. Your humor is great no doubt, but cursing isn't helping your podcast. Everyone knows that you two have entertaining humor enough not to resort to cursing. It's only my opinion, but there's so much potential here guys.

[tobin00]

Sorry man, that's just how we talk. :)

[kackarot123]

dont mind that pussy i respect people who say what they want its called freedom of speech

[DailyPain45]

Damn I wish I found you guys before I got spore!

[tenactitans]

WAIT? tobin u guys r programers??? 4 video games??? jw

[Kaydreein]

Spore.. the David Blane of of games -- Lots of distractions to keep the player from noticing what's really going on. Gameplay that is just an illusion.

[thestalkinghead]

im glad you reviewed spore like you did i now trust you as reviewers

[tobin00]

Glad to be trusted!

[jello706]

great job as usual guys

[prozakkk]

i find your brand of presentation gay not exciting.. infact annoying.. goodbye

[tobin00]

Are there different brands of Presentation Gay? Do we have competition?

[yuzow]

Maybe it's a plugin to Powerpoint.

[JosephTheMexicracker]

ha ha, you guys are fucking awesome at responding to these dumbass haters.

[razr1121]

"It's not gay if the jewels don't touch."

LOL

[whostolesnoodle]

Tobin wins for most bad ass shirt of the day on this one. "shut the fuck up Donnie!!!" wow I believe you guys must be so serious just for playing tails of vesperia at all, that must of sucked for you.

[Teenplayer84]

Yeah...Spore it's like Smash Bro: Brawl..

Everyone was looking forward to it...then when it came...Eh....not really what we wanted...but either way..i guess its okay if u have time

[LHGTAIV]

yes mercs 2 was a lot of fun but i didnt feel like it had the polish of say gta 4,plus the texture pop ins and that f'in aussi constantly telling u to go back to HQ if u feel ur lost. And altho i didnt expect much from the story i still wanted more, i dont know if its just me but with the stories in games like MGS4(and yes i did like it for ur info) and gta 4 r huge factors that pull me into the general feel of the game and mercs had none of that. he gets shot in the ass and seeks revenge common

[yauchomifan]

ya mercs is gud but when it cums down 2 it its a little repetitive the missions, blowing up buildings also shows the exact same animation for each so thats a little rubbish, far cry 2 looks better even though its fps so i prob trade i in for far cry 2

[au25]

yes the game was mediocre but so fun, i mean i prefer out some time to mercs 2 or saints row 2 and have fun than bord my as in gta iv!

[thegman5656]

i havnt laughed that hard in a long time when you said piniatas fuke your mom

[omgitserik]

i dont know what you guys are talking about with castle crashers, but mine works online with my friends, and its probably the best arcade game ive ever seen for the xbla.

[Rocklobster933]

wtf? 15 dollars for a game is fucking cheap y is evrybody whining about it

[inconsistanttruth]

yea man here in australia im paying $100 per game, lucky bastards lol

[Rocklobster933]

rly? for me the cheapest it gets 4 recent (by recent i mean within the last fuckin yr) releases 4 PS3 or XBX360 games is $120, $115 PREOWNED!! buy yer they're 2 lucky

[themarc190]

holy fucking shit I'm moving to Sydney are games really fucking expensive? i sure as hell hope not

[xTnT87]

download them for free then or purchase them.

[retroblackjack]

i wish i saw this video before i bought castle crashers like 20 minutes ago. ive been trying to play with my friend for nearly an hour or so and now i see what the problem is newgrounds doesnt back up their shxt well enough.

[joeiznang]

lmao lmao lmao inventory is full inventor is full fuk that made me wet myself lol

[AUB220]

lolling at tobins "i want to die!"

[LastHoserStanding]

Castle crashers is the greatest game of all time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[WolfTehSniper]

Castle Crashers is a great game ive only droped a game once...

[sexdrugsRnR]

cant wait for endwar

[Aelkamal]

C mon!!! there were too few games to talk about!! it was like talking too much for just a few things...

[GamesAddict01]

any of you guys have mercenaries 2 and xbox live? cant find anyone to play with give me ur gamertag

[foxsneeker]

i never had a prob with castle crashers

[SchecterxGuitars]

I actually don't have much faith at all in the Microsoft certification process, but you guys seem like they rushes this game out in a week without even testing it, which no matter how you look at it, is completely false.

Your review on it was garbage, it wasn't even a review.

I'm sorry you two lack the ability to review a game. I could watch an IGN video, copy cat them, and do a better job than you two.

I guess all the alcohol you two have consumed has rotted what you had of a brain.

[tobin00]

So the fact that a game that's only good when you play it multiplayer was completely unplayable online doesn't seem relevant to you?

[leganoth2]

lol i couldnt stop staring at the guy with the mario shirt but anyway whats ur guys gamertags for xbox live lol

[JosephTheMexicracker]

his name is yuzo

[tobin00]

Our review was about online multiplayer, not local multiplayer, and we mentioned that about 10 times. And there's no way the three month delay is on MSFT's part.

[Ghasgon]

suck my balls pussybrain

[salvo711]

34:08

WHAT?

RPGs have some of the greatest storylines known to all of gaming.

[hochrd111]

...not really

[salvo711]

well, its an acquired taste... but i love them. Kingdom Hearts and most of the Final Fantasies are my favorites, though. great characters, and some great plots.

[Videogameland]

I got the spore galactic edition. And now i want my money back so i can get the sims 2 or fallout 3!

[tobin00]

Ep 111 is posted guys, enjoy!

[swordoferagon]

Nice tobin, you're as awesome as hell!

[mrscweem]

I enjoy sir. I mean I enjoyed.

[timross94]

good video :D

[timross94]

yeah i really agree about the castle crashers stuff the single player game gets really tedious but it's great fun to play with friends.

[NeWzxHooDStaR]

can some one please msg me if warhammer is any good i play wow and am board as fuk can some one tell me if its better.

thanks

[Rusty1111264]

how was warhammer? is it as great as everyone is putting it out to be

[olmedo1700]

are you guys going to review nhl 09? hockey is the only sport game i love XD

[tobin00]

Nope, sorry, we don't play hockey. :)

[tobin00]

Ep 111 is uploading right now, should be up in a few hours!

[Rusty1111264]

yay!! cant wait

[dbmoney99]

thanx thunderwolf.... but that sux what a waste.

[olmedo1700]

next episode today or tomrow? =) cant wait

[dbmoney99]

I recently bought warhawk with the blue tooth headset it sounds like shit. It even makes the 360s sound awesome. Anyone have any suggestions.

[thunderwolf3333]

by the logitech headset or wait til the official headset comes out

[dbmoney99]

You guys should check out the new game pure its really sweet but i got it on the ps3 and half the time there isnt enough people to fill a race. Should have stuck with xbox.

[thunderwolf3333]

no dont goto 360.if more people do what u did and DONT go to 360 soon there will be enough ppl to fill a race =]

[ronniepage]

Will you guys be reviewing WipEout HD?

the game is getting excellent reviews i'm about to buy it, look supa fun

[SgtJUD]

Mercanries 2 one of the funnest games i have ever played viva pinata just fucks up kid minds seriously u can make children fuck each other to have a new kid or whateva so basically ur playing a game were u make a giant in inbread family pretty fucked up wont u agree lol

[Mizmo182]

TOBIN ALL OVER MY BODY NOW

[tobin00]

I hope you're not a dude. But, I know you are. Oh, internets.

[Snipinranga]

whens da new ep up

[tobin00]

I should give out prizes for the first person who asks that every week.

[Snipinranga]

alright, ill send you my address :p

[1NiCePaNtS]

51:32

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS!

-MailToad.

[thunderwolf3333]

courtesy of my shoop =] vote for it on the forums =D

[yuzow]

Yeah, I think I'll end up waiting for the patch.

[hotsum0ta]

NOOBTOOB FOR LIFE! YOOOOOOW

[Duffman1111]

holy crap, they are coming out with a Mortal Combat vs. DC Universe game. 11/20/08

[Omega2k3]

WAR is so junky, lol. It's not going to do anything to WoW, seeing as it plays like it was made by a team of super-Korean MMO devs.

[Scarzar]

hey yuzo if you ever try and play W.A.R. ill show you the fun side to it

server: Gorfang

Name: Patriarch

hit me up for opinions or other info

[devon6021]

Wow you guys totally under-rated castle crashers...all you hardally mentioned anything about the game you gave it 2 thumbs down soully because of its online and calling the team lazy was WAY uncalledfor lets see you do a better job...