@sfstein417 DO I REALLY HAVE TO EXPLAIN THIS? IS YOUR MIND TOO DULL TO COMPREHEND THE IDEA OF A WORD WITH MORE THAN TWO SYLLABLES? IS THAT IT?
FINE, I'LL EXPLAIN A MATRYOSHKA DOLL. WELL, FIRST YOU HAVE THIS SMALL CREEPY WOODEN ABOMINATION INEXPLICABLY DEEMED A "DOLL". THIS "DOLL" IS INSERTED INTO A LARGER, HOLLOW DOLL. SAID DOLL IS INSERTED INTO A LARGER ITERATION. THE CYCLE CONTINUES UNTIL YOU HAVE AN ENORMOUS, HORRIFYING, CANNIBALISTIC DOLL ORGY. MATRYOSKA IS PROBABLY RUSSIAN FOR "DOLL ORGY".
Well, it's kind of complicated... I mean, I speak Russian, and to people who don't it kind of sounds like a bunch of consonants mashed together. Which it is. So you pronounce it mah-tryoh-shka, as opposed to mah-tree-oh-shka. "-tryoh" is one syllable. :T But since it's hard for native English speakers to pronounce it, it's alright. If you don't get what I mean, put it into Google translate (English to Russian) and listen to the pronunciation; it's pretty accurate. :>
@TheWildSeraph Oh no, it's fine! I understand it's hard to pronounce Russian words... like I said, it's complicated. It doesn't deter from the video! I really like the Sufferer's voice. :>
@TheWildSeraph Right now I have answered the questions on my AskJakeEnglish account, but to draw them it will take a few days since I have to leave soon for almost a week. I could send you a link to it and you could screen shot the things I said and voice act it.
Can I like...... Marry your Sufferer?
gunneryuna46 4 days ago
FUCKING ADORABLE.
Smashrandom 1 week ago in playlist Liked videos
holy shit i love it
i cant
i cant djfnsdkfhsdf
PandaBearLuv3r 1 week ago
@muxhlaxdaughter10 Oh, sorry that's mine. I spent the night here.
TheRealPoketime 2 weeks ago
"Aha you guys are like an enraged matryoshka doll! :B"
xXmikichan1562Xx 2 weeks ago 2
Lies, wriggler.
SmartBlonde250 4 weeks ago
Whoa... Wait... How'd this bucket get here? And why is Eridan in my room?!?!
munchlaxdaughter10 1 month ago
Do you have an empty quadrant? -.- Totally not being creepy here -.-
RedsoxVampire 1 month ago
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH :'D
HEADCANNON SUFFERER AND KARKAT?!
Marry Me XD
EpicShadow1221 1 month ago
I love these headcanon voices... -3
umbreon241 1 month ago
ENRAGED Matryoska Doll!
LetheSoda 1 month ago
omGLUB, I bow down to the awesomeness that is your voice!!!
Neonlightify 1 month ago
Sufferer FT-.......where did this bucket come from? O_o.........Holy shit is Eridan in my my room again!?
1Deathgirl 1 month ago
LMAO! I fucking love this.
fionatheotaku 1 month ago
that sufferer HNNGGG...woah hey i dont think i had this bucket here before i watched this video...
kittylunamewmew 1 month ago
Sufferer Do you react to bucket the smae way karkat does.. I love karkat sorry..
PaperWolff148 1 month ago
oh my god that john voice.
headcannon voice forever.
iluvpastry1 1 month ago
My god that voice.
Make love to me.
HylianNobody 1 month ago
Sufferer, come on guys he's the best! I love him!
Sadnessinmymirror 1 month ago
I wish to marry your Sufferer.
cristygirl2009 1 month ago 38
@cristygirl2009 He wishes to marry you too.
TheWildSeraph 1 month ago 29
karkat headcannon
AlchemicReactions 1 month ago
You. I love you. Your voices..I don't even. <3
hebleblew4476 1 month ago
"I WISH"
yes GOOD
AlchemicReactions 1 month ago
Lies Wiggler!!!!
KianaTheWarewolf 1 month ago
This is effing beautiful. All of the headcannons. All of them.
Mossstar8 1 month ago
Perfect John Voice!!!!!!
profskitty 1 month ago
Im in love with the sufferer
furry2221 1 month ago 42
@furry2221 I'm in love with you.
TheWildSeraph 1 month ago 20
@furry2221 Why did I think that said "I'm in love with a stripper"?
chessykit 23 hours ago
cccaaannnnooooonnnn ffffoooooorrrr karkat and john:DDDDDD
Keeromiewheffa 1 month ago 17
@Keeromiewheffa ^_^
TheWildSeraph 1 month ago
Great now I fangirl over the sufferer xD
sinstarinablak 1 month ago 6
@sinstarinablak All in a day's work, fair citizen.
TheWildSeraph 1 month ago 12
Russians dont have orgys karkat they have buckets and lots of them
Hemlock7734 1 month ago
WAZ A MOCHREOSHKA DOLL OR WHAT EVER JOHN SAID >:?
sfstein417 1 month ago
@sfstein417 It Is A German Doll In Which You Open A Large One And A Smaller One Is Inside
This Pattern Continues Until It Is Too Small For There To Be Another One
xXTheNobleKnightXx 1 month ago
@sfstein417 DO I REALLY HAVE TO EXPLAIN THIS? IS YOUR MIND TOO DULL TO COMPREHEND THE IDEA OF A WORD WITH MORE THAN TWO SYLLABLES? IS THAT IT?
FINE, I'LL EXPLAIN A MATRYOSHKA DOLL. WELL, FIRST YOU HAVE THIS SMALL CREEPY WOODEN ABOMINATION INEXPLICABLY DEEMED A "DOLL". THIS "DOLL" IS INSERTED INTO A LARGER, HOLLOW DOLL. SAID DOLL IS INSERTED INTO A LARGER ITERATION. THE CYCLE CONTINUES UNTIL YOU HAVE AN ENORMOUS, HORRIFYING, CANNIBALISTIC DOLL ORGY. MATRYOSKA IS PROBABLY RUSSIAN FOR "DOLL ORGY".
TheWildSeraph 1 month ago 29
HAHA OH GOD THE LAST LINE WAS GENIUS
XLazyPurpleX 1 month ago
what does karkat means by the hatred inexblicably fucks off does he mean he fucks jhon out of hate
TheKobuchi 1 month ago
@TheKobuchi I wish.
He means he stops hating John so much.
The hatred fucks off.
TheWildSeraph 1 month ago 13
headcannon! thank you!
TheKeybladeofheart 1 month ago
enraged matryoshka doll?
oh dear lord <3
osweetie246 1 month ago
THE ENDING
TaneseN99 1 month ago
<3 "your like an enraged matryoshka doll" XD <3
Venicexvee 2 months ago 3
.-.
yes.
imsostupidyay 2 months ago
Your John is so cute! I wanna pinch his cheeks! (gently, of course!)
hypersasuke17 2 months ago
Well shit. I heard this before. Then i talked to you. Small world.
DisfunctionalMisfunc 2 months ago
@DisfunctionalMisfunc ?
TheWildSeraph 2 months ago
@TheWildSeraph does the name kirsten antico sound familiar?
DisfunctionalMisfunc 2 months ago
@DisfunctionalMisfunc Oh.
Yo.
TheWildSeraph 2 months ago
@TheWildSeraph Small world.
DisfunctionalMisfunc 2 months ago
Thanks to this I now know how to pronounce Matryoshka.
PandaBearInASuit 3 months ago 2
@PandaBearInASuit
But that's not how you pronounce it?
luckystarkerorogirl 2 months ago
@luckystarkerorogirl ... oh... How do you pronounce it then?
PandaBearInASuit 2 months ago
@PandaBearInASuit
Well, it's kind of complicated... I mean, I speak Russian, and to people who don't it kind of sounds like a bunch of consonants mashed together. Which it is. So you pronounce it mah-tryoh-shka, as opposed to mah-tree-oh-shka. "-tryoh" is one syllable. :T But since it's hard for native English speakers to pronounce it, it's alright. If you don't get what I mean, put it into Google translate (English to Russian) and listen to the pronunciation; it's pretty accurate. :>
luckystarkerorogirl 2 months ago
@luckystarkerorogirl Yeah, I was aware of this, but... I'm not good with trying to put that many sounds into one syllable.
Sorry.
TheWildSeraph 2 months ago
@TheWildSeraph Oh no, it's fine! I understand it's hard to pronounce Russian words... like I said, it's complicated. It doesn't deter from the video! I really like the Sufferer's voice. :>
luckystarkerorogirl 2 months ago
Yep. YOUR COMIC IS NOW CANON.
NekiiFTW 3 months ago 82
DAMN. I never thought I'd find a Sufferer headcanon voice...
Dude, you just proved me wrong! :D
I love your Sufferer voice as much as I love your Karkat voice. And your John is fucking adorable. >u<
Keep up the amazing voice acting! :D
zombiegurl129 3 months ago 105
@zombiegurl129 Thanks, yo.
TheWildSeraph 3 months ago
MMMMM DAT SUFFERER
wakwakatreeV1 3 months ago 5
JOIHDG;ALGJFL;YHAF
I LOVE YOU
oxxxhinatahyuugaxxxo 3 months ago
@oxxxhinatahyuugaxxxo I love you too, loud Internet creature.
TheWildSeraph 3 months ago 3
This awesome voice act more comics! :'D
kamptonproductions 3 months ago
@kamptonproductions is*
kamptonproductions 3 months ago
@kamptonproductions I'm planning on doing so. If you have any suggestions, then... suggest them! Haha
TheWildSeraph 3 months ago
@TheWildSeraph Right now I have answered the questions on my AskJakeEnglish account, but to draw them it will take a few days since I have to leave soon for almost a week. I could send you a link to it and you could screen shot the things I said and voice act it.
kamptonproductions 3 months ago
@kamptonproductions Sure
TheWildSeraph 3 months ago
Bloop
kakashisfriend 3 months ago
@kakashisfriend Blerp
TheWildSeraph 3 months ago
@TheWildSeraph Derp
kakashisfriend 3 months ago
@kakashisfriend Dqfp
TheWildSeraph 3 months ago
@TheWildSeraph diflhglseirg!
kakashisfriend 3 months ago
@kakashisfriend EYJAFJALLAJOKULL
TheWildSeraph 3 months ago