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  • You should be scared, that thing would gladly kill you and piss on your corpse

  • I don't blame you guys. I would probably be pretty freaked out too.

  • maybe he just wants a hug.

  • It's the modern day Jurassic Park scene when they were in the car and the T-rex walked up!

  • Someone once told me that birds were once dinosaurs , is proves it . I think :-/?

  • A terror bird wud hav been far more dangerous dan this wannabe!

  • that looks like one scary fucker

  • EPIC!!!!!!!! LOL

  • Cassowary: basically a shaggy velociraptor who is really bitter about the whole 'mammals inheriting the earth' thing.

  • Enter the modern day Velociraptor.

  • damn they say this shit can ripped open your stomach and can cut off tof your hands.. and this shit looks raptor.. fuck i'll run like hell if i sees bird like this in the wild..

  • don't fuck with a Cassowaries. these bitches really fuck your shit up fast.

  • you guys act like your supposed to leave the animal alone. its a terrotorial animal. once it sees you its prob not even gonna leave u alone. so they might as well stay around. and you guys act like they are foreigners they live around there obviously. so let em do what they want.

    they are ancestors of the raptor. you guys honestly think this is a "leave me and ill leave u" type of animal? no. why do u think its dangerous. they fuck u up once they see u. so you might as well fuck with em back

  • Dont mess wit a cassowary u fucking idiot! u sound like a moron and have no respect for nature.

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  • These animals are seriously creepy before they attack..SO stalker-ish.

    And yes I agree, you sound like an idiot. lol You're in a car, KNOWING you're going to encounter a cassowary and you're acting like you're walking outside and stumbled across it accidentally... For one, if the thing attacked you it would be you're own fault, for two, the do have sharped talons on their feet sharp enough to go through the first layer of metal on your door, but not enough to get through your damn car. LOL Duh.

  • That thing looks like a dinosaur!

  • this is like the jurassic park scene when the kids are in the car and the trex is looking in the car and the people are like "OMG OMG DONT MOVE DONT MAKE A SOUND" lol

  • Awwww I want one!

  • Don't move! He can't see you if you don't move!

  • Sorry misspelled scene

  • lol just like a movie acene

  • that thing is fucking ugly

  • @sexbagelsk8er They are incredible.

  • First of all grow some nuts bitch. Second of all shut up.

  • It looks like a dinosaur !

  • wow i never knew of this kind of bird,its amazing and im watching all that i can find now and LOVE THIS ONE THE MOST,oh,,happy 420 right NOW

  • I would've told that girl to stop her annoying fucking squealing, geezus!

  • Should have ran the little fucker over and ate it

  • jurassic park lol

  • @forgetfulmandude That is some true Jurassic Park material right there.

  • @forgetfulmandude You mean Holocene park

  • LOL!

  • what a cute creature ! ..

  • You're lucky he didn't flop to the ground, start kicking at the underside of your car to disable it, then slice open the car window with his foot-knife, before tying all of your hands and feat up, then kicking all of you to death.

  • @PR0GRAMMING lol settle down

  • americans

  • deadliest bird in the world, u guys are lucky it didnt rip ur door apart

  • I wish that I could have seen one this close (safely).

  • They are scary?

    

  • @timothy1045 no they are the most dangerous birds in the world

  • Are you guys fucking too?

  • @Accisma I'm gonna go ahead and bow out -bows-

  • @Accisma I give in to your wikipedia research! :)

  • @Accisma That's from wikipedia isn't it? :P

  • Holy shit how can you be this much of a pussy? You're in a fucking vehicle. If this were caveman era you would have died so your terrible genes wouldn't be passed on to future generations of weaklings.

  • @TigerMojo87 no she would live and pass on her genes because she'd be hiding in her cave instead of getting eaten by giant carnivores

  • looks like a dinosaur

  • Lol nice.

  • Now THAT reminds me of Jurassic Park scene...

  • "Don't move, their sight is based on movement"

  • Just a big, beautiful inquisitive chicken

  • @saintsaens21 that can kill you.

  • @saintsaens21 that will rip your abdomen open with its talons

  • @katums141 urban legend. People love to pee their pants in irrational fear. I live in Tokyo where people fled thinking they'd be atomized by an atomic cloud :///

  • @saintsaens21 I live in Australia where people have their abdomens ripped open by Cassowarys. There are confirmed cases.

  • @katums141 Bullshit.

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  • omg its so beautiful!!

  • They like Turkeys only bigger and psycho , and have razor sharp claws.

  • He was just inspecting your tires.

  • im surprised cassawary didn't use beak attack and break the car window...

  • u shouldve screamed in it face xD

  • @AkatsukiPR0 and kiss it

  • "WHADUP IN DIS FINE AUTOMOBILE BITCHES?"

  • It can smell your fear.

  • thats like jurassic park

  • Seems no-one told him the Cretaceous ended a long time ago ;-)

  • This is totally the T-Rex scene in Jurassic park.. Wheres Jeff Goldblum when you need him?

  • chips plz?

  • the best shot is when the bird looks at them from the rear window - Hitchcock would have been proud

  • "im so scared right now."--seriously?

  • @brooklynstudio yea, seriously, cuz that thing is known to kill people

  • @BBoyEmanuel pffffffffffffffff... Is my response.

  • @brooklynstudio get out of the house and know the world you live in. not everything is fluffy. goodbye

  • @BBoyEmanuel you are indeed speaking to a well travelled person. Cassowary certainly do have the potntial to kill, but we are top of the food chain.If you can't escape the attack of a cassowary, you shouldn't be near one to begin with. Besides, antagonizing one would be a stupid move. When it comes to being "fluffy", I am not under the illusion that animals like this are cute and harmless. The truth is, they are ugly fuckers, and having them in highly populated areas is the equivalent to

  • @brooklynstudio "If you can't escape the attack of a cassowary, you shouldn't be near one to begin with" - if everything in this world we could plan and foresee, everyone would only die of old age

  • @BBoyEmanuel out of everything I wrote, that's all you're responding too? The main reason cassowary go into city areas is because people feed them, and the cassowary, follow. That being said, a cassowary running wild in a city could wreak a bit of havoc, but going where there is a high population of cassowary isn't recommended unless you can take care of yourself.

  • @brooklynstudio I firstly replied to your comment where you were talking like being scared of this bird isn't something rational. well it is, especially for someone that has no idea what they're facing with

  • @BBoyEmanuel in that respect I will concede to the fact that you are 100% right... But besides all that, I wonder how they taste

  • @BBoyEmanuel (cont) having rats running around the streets of New York. 

  • @AkatsukiPR0 And pet it.

  • @AkatsukiPR0 and say, want some seed?

  • @AkatsukiPR0 chuck norris would be ridding

  • @AkatsukiPR0

    WELL CHUCK NORRIS IS A FUCKING PUSSY!

  • @AkatsukiPR0 and kiss it on the forehead.

  • I'd punch the horn just to see what would happen. :D

  • That is one bizarre looking bird

  • there feet are like switch blade knives an they jump high enough to rip open a humans chest so there organs fall out.

  • Lol the video paused to load right when it looked at the camera...I think I sobbed just a little.

  • Look at that nice little bird :)

  • come out  pikachu!

    go! pikachu! T-wave!

    go! pokeball!

  • Its head looks just like a dinosaur's.

  • honestly? i would of ran the fxcking thing over :D

  • @Connorswonderlaand

    You should cause that bird would kill you if you were outside of the car. They are insane in the brain and move like Stuart from MadTV. One of the scariest birds there are.

  • i dont blame you for your reaction. i would have done the same thing only worse. im afraid of birds and i would have been crying. hahahahaha

  • eat him for thanksgiving :D

  • @ 0:15 "Shit, they're protected from my lethal kicks!" "well.. might as well fuck with their heads!"

  • OMFG! look at the eyes! Jurassic Park style

  • yay cassowaries!

  • Here is what he might be thinking "Hey can you give me a ride I'm trying to catch up to some weird tourist that stole my food"

  • I don't blame you for being freaked out. Cassowaries have killed people in various ways (i.e. piercing someone's throat with their bills, kicking them in the stomach and causing internal bleeding, etc.) I would have been freaked out too. I would love to see one though- they're awesome animals.

  • @duel2dance They've only killed one person on record in 1927.

  • @GriffinNary The one you are citing was in 1926... and an ornithologist, Thomas E. Gilliard wrote that "The inner or second of the three toes is fitted with a long, straight, murderous nail which can sever an arm or eviscerate an abdomen with ease. There are many records of natives being killed by this bird." And although there have not been any documented deaths, Cassowaries have attacked many people, and are perfectly capable of killing them.

  • that would be so scary wow

  • Wow. Like the thing can actually get into the fucking car...

  • @hellomate639 There have been cases of Cassowary's putting gashes into the sides of cars that've wandered into their territory - I wouldn't be surprised if it could smash the window.

  • @xero993 He's sitting in the car and he could just drive off at any moment.

  • @hellomate639 Still, having a door or panel replaced is pretty expensive and injuring them is illegal due to their endangered status.

    Otherwise though the filmer is a bit overreactive.

  • lol i'd wear midevil armor n' give that bird a good slap. xD. Whats that? Cant disembowel me through metal? ha ha!.... no but seriously that would be fuckin scary getting hunted by a pack of cassowarys with no weapons or protection

  • Those things are scary, infact I think they were the only animal Steve Irwin was scared of...

  • @RectangularBird Any documentation proving that? That he was scared of them.

    I'm surprised.

  • @moekind I don't know, a relative of mine works at the Nashville Zoo where they have a Cassowary and I was told that by one of the workers...

  • i would have turned on the car and go away! thtas so fking scaring man!

  • Do they have fur or feathers?

  • @bastrop78418 They have feathers they're birds not mammals.

  • That thing could have torn that car apart, they are like evil death turkeys from hell!!!

  • You had every right to be afraid. They're beautiful, but they have been known to kill humans.

  • It kinda reminds me of the scene from Jurassic Park with the T-rex...(No offense to anyone) I've heard they attack cars too!

  • dude don't move...haven't you ever seen jurassic park?

  • haha you were so scared you decided to film it

  • IT'S A DINOSAUR !

  • ship this motherfucker to pandora where it belongs

  • @melospurs lolololol yur funny

  • 0:40 sounds like an orgasm

  • Your fear was well placed indeed. You're lucky the bastard didn't roundhouse kick your car in half with it's god damned foot dagger things.

  • THROW A POKEBALL!!

  • This looks like some scene from Jurassic Park (with feathers)

  • No I hear you- cassowaries are so scary! They can disembowel a person in one stroke of their claws.

  • @stephaniemcguinn - any proof of that?

  • @CohanDigitmatta Yup. Google it.

  • @stephaniemcguinn I asked if you had any proof... Not if you were capable of googling what you hoped to be true within your sadistic little psychological complex.

    dimwit

  • Well now we know what the Velociraptors evolved into. Damn those birds are scary.

  • :42 sounds like he just put it in her :P

  • WOw, I never thought birds could look mean

  • It looks like a dinosaur, doesn't it?

  • @PissingOnYourMother

    You do realize that that is one of only two birds known to kill people? That that bird can put a 6 inch gash in the side of a car, and has been known to disembowel people? Actually, on second thought, go fight one, do the gene pool a favor.

  • @PtrN1026 DUMB BlTCH EVEN RATS HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO KILL PEOPLE BUT THAT DOESNT MEAN THEY'RE TOUGH SHIT BUT IM SURE A RAT COULD BEAT UR LITTLE ASS THOUGH CAUSE YOU'RE A LITTLE BITCH YOU PROBABLY SUCK GIANT RAT DICK EVERY NIGHT DONT YOU LITTLE BITCH? HAHAHA

  • @PissingOnYourMother

    Somebody already tried that, with a club. He got kicked to the ground and got stabbed in the neck, and died.

  • @PissingOnYourMother Please do this and post the video on youtube for all of us to see. I would even pay to see you do this.

  • @PissingOnYourMother gosh you suck with your caps

  • @PissingOnYourMother you do know that that thing is the guiness book of world records deadliest animal... ever? You know, fuck those bears and sharks and stuff, in a fight, I'm putting all my money on this S.O.B.

    The Cassowary is the reason Velociraptors evolved in to birds.

  • @109Chrome109 lol someone reads cracked.com

  • @109Chrome109 I read the same article dude... "most dangerous species of its entire ZOOLOGICAL CLASS"

  • @PissingOnYourMother And show me one instance of a rat directly murdering the fuck out of a person.

  • @PissingOnYourMother I'd rather face velociraptor than a Cassowary. Especially considering the fact that velociraptor was only three feet long, WITH that tail. Making actual body length only a couple of feet.. At any rate, I pwned you. Feel free to troll my page and thumb my videos down.

  • Reminds me of a scene from Jurassic Park. Their faces look so similar to that of the Velociraptor.

  • @iamnotvaio Except for the beak, the face, the eyes, the feathers, the stance, the wings, the feet, the claws and everything else, yeah really looks like a walking lizard, um not

  • Um, modern birds have very similar features to dinosaurs.

  • OMG u have gotten SO many comments over a Cassowary, its just a bird, it didnt even do anything to u, it was just walking around being a bird.. so i have no idea why u were freaking out.. it wasnt even aggressive! fair enough if it was scratching the car, but it was jsut walking around! BAHAHAHHA

  • i wouldve beat da dog shit out dat dumb ass bird

  • GOD! Evil looking motherfucker! Amazing how a bird can maintain the reputation of a tiger.

  • TenStarsplus !!! What a beautiful closeup video of this magnificent bird!!!! It's a good thing we don't have them here in the USA!!! I think there would be a lot of human fatalaties up here!!! People up here would try to confront them!!! Thanks for this beautiful video!!!!

  • this was on yahoo's list of ten cute animals that can kill you

  • if you were so scared, why didnt you just drive away?

  • @angela123467 : Cause the bird can pretty much tear off a door if it wanted to, thats why they didnt run -_-

  • We are really too stupid to be true. It's amazing how we have survided for all these centuries. Poor bird.

  • I heard that Cassowarys are responsible for a large percentage of automobile theft from Cairns to Cooktown.

  • just look at its face, its terrifying

  • I love cassowaries. They look very exotic, but yes they´re aggressive.

  • You should have been scared, dude. That animal can slice your belly open like a hot knife through butter. Just facts there.

  • Lol

  • I think these are very unique looking birds, sorry they are dangerous and *cough* small-brained. I hope people can help bring this animal out of endangerment, but like you said on your other video CalicoCupcake, they are stupid and attack cars, which means people need to be careful when coming in contact with one. Do they give people that drive through there natural habitat information about the bird? If not they should.

  • are they really as aggresive as they say?

  • Yeah people get complacent around them because they are smaller then a Emu (which is relatively harmless) but they are very, very aggressive and territorial. People have been killed by them. The occasional tourist or backpacker gets hurt pissing one off every year.

  • This is some Jurrasic Park shit.,

  • Looks the cassowary is trying to inspect the car for defects!

  • It's a raptor. o_o

  • u should have honked the horn and then watch it go nuts lol

  • Actualy, it would have broken the window, pulled out the driver, and killed them. Then it'd get a bunch of it's buddies to kick the crap out of the car.

  • lmfao

  • The cassowary is probably saying "Pardon me, would you have any Grey Poupon?"

  • Lol. Gray poop on.

  • @chiquito74 are you a fag?

  • It's probably trying to figure out how it can get in and attack them, right?

  • *click *clack* *BOOM*

  • The rear window of your car looks like the one of a London black cab,

  • as long as you don't annoy these birds they won't bother you even though they are territorial.