Stories from Berlin

[nannakure]

For some reason i feel slightly creepy for commenting on an old video, but i simply have to :D

1: WHERE did you get that t-shirt?? I want it!

2: Moss is nice. Were they hobbits or something? Moss is something i can imagine that hobbits smell like..

3. This video was awesome :D

[1992Jarhead]

@nannakure It's the catcher in the rye t-shirt, right :)? I found it on a website called outofprintclothing [.] com. It was kind of expensive but worth it! It's one of my favorite shirts now and I'm glad you noticed it :D

[EffectMissButterfly]

So.. actually, i am from berlin...

and its so funny how ur sayin: ''Autobahn'' :D

we don't pronounce it like that^^

we say it more...melodious.

...yeah hard to believe, but our language isn't so rough like everybody thinks:D

[sandrute09]

I can't stop watching your videos! They are so awesome! Thanks!

And 'AUTOBAHN' That was hilarious! ;D

[turnstyletouchbunny]

squeeze my nipple and call me nelly? ...ok!

[RikemagCola]

oh yeah, there are A LOT of creepy people here in Germany,

be happy you didn't take the tube XD

[Veellow101]

Seriously, what the fuck IS Pottermore?! D;

[NoOtherNamesWereLeft]

Wow, I laughed so hard at 2:27-2:32. Brilliant comedic timing/editing!

[thathoopy]

I like your videos so much I think its unhealthy.

[Calithrade]

This video was very amusing!! I bet the other driver just does that to freak people out... I might do this on the motorway in England...!!!

[theonlyadrienne]

wait, alex day's secret channel? i missed something! someone fill me in!

[gregvstheuniverse]

I am totally going to do that to someone now... except I might crash. Okay scratch that plan.

[supanurd416]

nice Catcher shirt :) also, is "squeeze my nipple and call me Nellie" a commonly used saying in Denmark? if so, that's just awkward. i think im going to have to use that in conversation with a complete stranger now, just to see how it feels.

[avlisharas]

Ahhhhh! You saw Bright Eyes!!! JEALOUS.

[misseva15sumners]

why are you so amazing?

[theflyingletters]

I love you hair. Did you grow it yourself?

[cozi450]

I'm so happy you're back! Even though you never really went away but you know what I mean :)

[ceceissoareso]

Nowhere Boy is a brilliant video, isn't it?

[dextrosol11]

Admit it, you cried at the Bright Eyes concert, didn't you? I always cry whenever I listen to Bright Eyes. It's just so very very beautifully sad.

[OMGTHERERNONAMESAAGH]

I love how you were just sliding around for so much of this video.

"You smell of moss"

WHAT?!?!

[1992Jarhead]

@Meggamoo25 Thank you so much ^___^

Your comment is very much appreciated. It makes me happy inside :).

[imphlatround]

PIZZA MUSTACHE!

[jigarbov]

I love the gyrating action 4:17 you make when you talk about rubbing up against nature... It's almost like you're doing it to me...

[1992Jarhead]

@jigarbov To be honest, I was sort of imagining that I was doing it to you.

Oh god, that sounded way less creepy in my head...

[Rosebite12]

I like your shirt, it's not at at phony XD

[1992Jarhead]

@Rosebite12 hahah I'm glad you spotted it ;)

[juliaistrulyawesome]

Oh my gawd! Lucky you! Bright Eyes is an amazing band! I can't wait for them to come to Australia. Nowhere Boy = so so awesome. :D

[1992Jarhead]

@juliaistrulyawesome Bright Eyes is indeed a great band! They're brilliant live :)

[ThatsKayle15]

"Grab my nibble and call me Nelly" Wtf?

Stolen.

[ThatsKayle15]

@ThatsKayle15 In that I'm stealing it, lol.

[1992Jarhead]

@ThatsKayle15 If that becomes a phrase that people say, I will be the happiest person on the planet.

[zandrinamcgowan]

HI FRIEND!! =)

[1992Jarhead]

@zandrinamcgowan Hello friend :D!

[aquapotter]

"What I mean by existential crisis is play Minecraft and listen to the yogpod" You too?

[1992Jarhead]

@aquapotter Yea, me too. 

[ReadingIsForReaders]

Ahhh I want to see that movie so bad!

[1992Jarhead]

@ReadingIsForReaders It's really good :)!

[geniecat6]

:D i LOVE nowhere boy it's brilliant

[1992Jarhead]

@geniecat6 Yes it is :D

[teenagemutantninjana]

Autobahns scare me, especially when you're in a campervan that doesn't go over 90kms/hour. What a traumatic childhood memory. Out german friends used to drive on it smoking, talking, his seat all the way back so he could hardly see and doing other things like eating, so he'd be driving with his knees at ridiculous speeds. My mum never let me go in the car with him haha.

[1992Jarhead]

@teenagemutantninjana Oh dear. I can understand why you mum wouldn't let you do that. That sounds terrifying to be honest xD

[Dvermoet]

hahaha i lol'd so much in this vid :D i'm soo glad i found your channel ^^ definetely subscribing!

[1992Jarhead]

@Dvermoet Thank you so much :D

[elfriedeFranz]

The german AUTOBAHN ...^^

[Rainbowsfailing]

Have you ever slept in a bed of moss? It's splendid. 

[1992Jarhead]

@Rainbowsfailing I could imagine :)

[taylorlikestots]

okay, first of all, bright eyes is one of the greatest bands ever. second of all, nowhere boy is an awesome movie and surprisingly accurate. you have made me love you even more in this video. woooo!!!!

[1992Jarhead]

@taylorlikestots So true! Bright Eyes are creatively superior to most other musicians out there today.

Thank you sooo much for your lovely comment! It made me smile ^__^

[ValerieRiiken]

I lol'd so much in this vid. :D

[1992Jarhead]

@ValerieRiiken I'm glad you liked it :)!

[TheZaraAshley]

I actually had no idea nerimon has a secret channel O.o what even is it?

[1992Jarhead]

@TheZaraAshley Well, it IS a secret channel so no wonder you haven't heard of it :P

It's called nermiearmyhq but don't tell him that I told you that!

[RockyRaccoonsFriend]

Yaaay nowhere boy ;) got a lennon fan there huh? I'll check out bright eyes now, havent heard much of em yet. Youre great ^^

[1992Jarhead]

@RockyRaccoonsFriend Yea both Lennon and Beatles (and Nowhere Boy) are great :). Bright Eyes is a wonderful band! I'm sure you'll like them.

[himynameisnickolas]

Do you write scripts for your videos or is that just off the top of your head? Either way you always makes me laugh.

[1992Jarhead]

@himynameisnickolas It's very different. For this video I had prepared an outline; I knew that I wanted to talk about Berlin and then I sort of just went from there. Sometimes I have prepared several jokes and if it's a skit there'll obviously be a script but never for a vlog :).

[johnetie]

You get crazier by the day. And just love it. Maybe that face that guy made at you was a reflection :)

[1992Jarhead]

@johnetie What a twist! It probably was, to be honest :).

[TopHatKitty]

HOLY CRAP. You like Bright Eyes? I wanted to see them live soooo bad, but I couldn't afford to when they came to Texas.

[1992Jarhead]

@TopHatKitty Well, I'm sure you'll another chance to see them live :). They're a very active band so they'll probably go on tour again in a couple of years!

[123hellllllllllllllo]

Haha :D Try driving in Washington, D.C. Or worse, taking the Metro. There's weird, fucked up people all over the place.

[1992Jarhead]

@123hellllllllllllllo Haha, I can imagine :)

[OneStrangePanda]

2:29 Watching over and over again :DD

[1992Jarhead]

@OneStrangePanda oh dear xD

[thevegetarianSAUSAGE]

Nowhere boy is a great movie!

[1992Jarhead]

@thevegetarianSAUSAGE Yes it is!

[CrunchingCrayons]

yeah, here winter solistice means the sun starts going down at around 4 in the afternoon -.-

[javieraaag]

:D

i didnt know that the midnight sun is also in Denmark! are there auroras as well? :D

my country is not that cool for all that beauty :(

[1992Jarhead]

@javieraaag Nah we're not quite northern enough to have auroras :).

[ks4isu]

My problem is I don't realize the video I'm making isn't worthy of being on YouTube until a few months after I've posted it... :-(

[1992Jarhead]

@ks4isu I feel like that as well.

[cutekitten12]

I play minecraft with fucking satan himself SEAN KIELY!

[1992Jarhead]

@cutekitten12 oh man, that must be something xD

[coolcardboard]

haha, i promise not EVERYONE from Germany is weird like your auto-BAAHHN guy! :)

[1992Jarhead]

@coolcardboard Yea I know :P. Germans are lovely people <3

[1992Jarhead]

@theEllieFace Do I sense another Yognaut :)? I feel like I should do a salute and scream "I AM DAVE! YOGNAUT" just to see what would happen.

[1992Jarhead]

@ItsCaroLINE21 Bright Eyes is an amazing band :D! Glad to hear that you like them as well

[amoclin]

I love bright eyes! I was supposed to be seeing them this summer too, but I'm going to Ghana now instead, which is pretty cool too :) Ahh, this video made me laugh so much -thanks for brightening up a dull day of revision :)

[1992Jarhead]

@amoclin Ghana sounds very interesting :)! And Bright Eyes is a pretty active band so I'm sure you'll get another chance to see them live!

Thank you so much for your lovely comment ^__^

[AntiTacoLegislation]

I LOVE BRIGHT EYES :DDDDDDD.



[1992Jarhead]

@AntiTacoLegislation Yaaaaay another Bright Eyes fan :D! They're absolutely great :)!

[mergirl95]

i keep digging all the way down, and i find obsidian and lava and all that, and then i find diamonds. and you know what i do? EVERY SINGLE TIME?! i decide it'll be a good idea to fall into the lava.

._.

[1992Jarhead]

@mergirl95 Tell me about it. Happens to me all the fucking time.

[mergirl95]

@1992Jarhead minecraft makes my life sad.

[Bealerrr]

thats a good movie :) also my sister walked in to ask me a question so i paused your video at 2.29. We both laughed for about a minute. thank you. Also i hope your exams went well x

[1992Jarhead]

@Bealerrr Oh dear, I can imagine how that most have looked xD.

Thank you!!

[TorinoAndGriffith]

Hahaha you said watch this movie and go to bed as if watching the movie would take ten minutes.

Which movie?

[1992Jarhead]

@TorinoAndGriffith Well, I always watch a movie before going to bed so ... =P

Nowhere Boy is the movie :)

[TorinoAndGriffith]

@1992Jarhead I saw that one before... It's a nice one :)

[sidebysarah]

You saw BRIGHT EYES?! SOOO JEEALOUSSS

[1992Jarhead]

@sidebysarah Yea I'm pretty awesome like that =P . They were absolutely mindblowing on stage!

[MotoMoto1912]

"I just want to say that you smell of moss, both of you"

Absolutely hilarious <3<3

Oh, and Nowhere Boy was filmed in my town, so yay :)

[1992Jarhead]

@MotoMoto1912 Thank you ^__^

No shit? That's amazing :D! It looks so peaceful and idyllic!

[claralongbottom]

IM FROM BERLINNNNN

[1992Jarhead]

@claralongbottom HELLO I LOVE YOUR CITY :D!!! I should meet up with you guys from Berlin next time I'm there ^__^

[AdamUPN0w]

Doesn't the bark scratch?

[1992Jarhead]

@AdamUPN0w Only a little. But I like it. Pain is my drug. paaaaaaaaiiiiiinnnnnnnn

[byebyebell1]

:) you have a knack for creating idoms.

[1992Jarhead]

@byebyebell1 Why thank you ^__^

[mybeautifulrescue21]

Bright Eyes <333

[1992Jarhead]

@mybeautifulrescue21 Such an amazing band :)

[Gaya2001]

Ah! Nowhere Boy, I loved that movie!

[1992Jarhead]

@Gaya2001 Yea me too! It was great :)

[caitlinmrod]

Sounds like ow-chew-BAAAHN. :)

[1992Jarhead]

@caitlinmrod chewbacca? Almost anyways xD

[eerierant]

AutoBAAAAAHN!!!!

[1992Jarhead]

@eerierant That is, without the shadow of doubt, the correct way of spelling that word :P

[MultiJulieL]

fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun!

[1992Jarhead]

@MultiJulieL :D!

[Larab3lla]

Solstice yeah... fucking up my sleep!

I feel you, man. I live in Finland, and every night when I'm trying to sleep it's like "where doesn that light even come from?" :S

[1992Jarhead]

@Larab3lla Yea I know, it's pretty bad.

[EmmaDilemmaable]

you made me laugh soooo much, thank you:)

[1992Jarhead]

@EmmaDilemmaable Aw thank you so much for your lovely comment ^__^

[xxLibs]

Aah Bright Eyes, they're great :)

[1992Jarhead]

@xxLibs I know, right :D? I love them!

[iliveonplanetspace]

"Squeeze my nipple and call me Nelly."

I'm making that into a t-shirt.

[1992Jarhead]

@iliveonplanetspace Yes. Please do. 

[purplepenguins07]

The first time you did the guy's face, I choked on the cookie I was eating. rofl.

[1992Jarhead]

@purplepenguins07 I hope you're okay xD. But thanks :)!

[StephAteYourEars]

I don't believe that's necessarily how you pronouce AUTOBAHN, but I'm going to do so from now on anyways xD

[1992Jarhead]

@StephAteYourEars We're definitely going to have to make that into a thing :)

[TheSofiaO]

My mum came to my room to check if I was okey because I was laughing so hard to this video :D

[1992Jarhead]

@TheSofiaO Oh dear, I hope I didn't cause any embarrasement on your part xD

[EmmyNeander]

Oh. my. god. You went to Berlin and didn't tell me? :O I bloody live here! We could have done something! -.- :P Maaan. But true, there are some weird people in Germany, as indeed anywhere. And I'm glad you enjoyed the concert, Columbiahalle is great! Next time you come over do make sure you let me know! Personally! Haha :P

[1992Jarhead]

@EmmyNeander I promise I'll inform you the next time I visit Berlin! It's a great city :).

[icecreamforeveryone]

I'm sorry you did not meet nice German people. I'm from Berlin and you could have met me :)

[1992Jarhead]

@icecreamforeveryone Next time I'm there I'll be sure to set something up so we can meet :D!

[thejosiexxx]

We also pronounce German words like that in Slovenia. Haha. So we're like: What's for lunch? Wienerscnitzel, JAAAAA. Ah, the German language.

[1992Jarhead]

@thejosiexxx It's just a pleasure to say xD

[jimmymaakthetbont]

you a great man, Uch!

[1992Jarhead]

@jimmymaakthetbont Thank you!

[Shmoyful]

Rub your naked skin against te tree? You mean like...leafs or the trunk ? Cause the latter one must hurt like fuck ;x

Anyways, nice to hear you had a fun time at your concert.

[1992Jarhead]

@Shmoyful I like the pain. I feed on the pain.

[Shmoyful]

@1992Jarhead You know; there's a word for that...

[1992Jarhead]

@Shmoyful Awesome?

[Shmoyful]

@1992Jarhead You keep telling yourself that, love c:

[CocaColaFromageDK]

Nowhere Boy?! :D

I just watched it some weeks ago, and also longer time ago, but there I didn't watched it to the end....eh

it's the one with TIM TIMOTHY TIIIMMMM! aka Thomas Sangster as Paul McCartney :D yay! gosh hey I like the stories and the faces, but what's with the ..Okay couldn't really find anything,..I liked the video pretty much. :D yaaay...okay.

[KarmaKeks]

"German AUTOBAAAAHN" xD nice pronunciation..

greetings from germany :)

[1992Jarhead]

@KarmaKeks lol thank you ^__^

[irrevocablybemused]

Hahaha sitting at the train station and people are looking at me cause I'm laughing at my iPhone. But so be it, that imitation of the driver was just priceless! :D and about the Danes at the concert; I went to see Muse at Wembley stadium in London last year and I ended up standing right next to a couple of Danes as well. Really wierd as the venue capacity is about 90.000.

[1992Jarhead]

@irrevocablybemused Thank you :D!

Chance has a way of fucking with our lives xD

[aquatius5]

What is his secret channel?

[1992Jarhead]

@aquatius5 nermiearmyhq but don't tell anyone that I told you this

[aquatius5]

@1992Jarhead Thanks!

[easrth]

lol, FUCKING UP MY SLEEP!

[1992Jarhead]

@easrth Indeed.

[adolphjlj1]

Yogcast ftw. :3

[1992Jarhead]

@adolphjlj1 Another Yognaut :D?

[adolphjlj1]

@1992Jarhead yus.

[edgehaedjr]

That was creepy...

[1992Jarhead]

@edgehaedjr Just slightly :P

[edgehaedjr]

@1992Jarhead Just slightly?! That's pedo mode stalking! But OK, it didn't happen to me, ahaha.

[fireclan]

it all good, we understand and love you :)

[1992Jarhead]

@fireclan Aww thank you ^__^

love you too!