How to Feel Like Crap! - Nutrition by Natalie

[RoughRiderElk]

I don'y need todo all that to feel like cr*p i just drink soda and coffee don't sleep spend time on the internet, though avoid TV. Then i just eel like s**t.

[BNLStudios]

Well, who wants to do this to them selves, and that dude in the tunnel was walking right toward the SUN!

[DiversePersona]

This bitch is hot and intelligent. MARRY ME!

[spinemelter2000]

Did the most beautiful woman I've ever seen just tell me to play video games all night long and never sleep? I am so there. I like this dark transformation of Natalie. She's in front of some video game-looking explosions.

I bet some of you jumped 10 feet into the air when she said to go online and watch porn.

[kellinonu]

I agree w/u below. There are people out there who are DEPRESSED-do u know what it is? Well you can't HELP but be isolated hence avoid sunlight. DO U THINK PPL WANT TO FEEL THIS WAY? It's a debilitating disease and being one who goes in and out of it, when i'm IN IT, I CAN'T DO A THING,. when not, I am fine.

[Maewynn2011]

Why'd you make this? Its kinda mean ... 

[derman077]

VEGAN METAL !!! lol

[s40089]

I'm not intentionally doing these.

[2Draco39]

Isnt feeling like crap still in moderation... Its another thing if you say:"IF YOU WANT TO DIE, THEN DRINK ALCOHOL, IT'S COOL, JUST GULP IT DOWN BEFORE YOU CAN FEEL ANYTHING... AND IF YOU FEEL LIKE CRAP DON'T WUSS OUT... (YOU ARE NOT A MAN IF YOU DO=>For men)... LIFE GOES ON WITHOUT YOU SO JUST JUMP INTO THE KNIFE... CARPE DIEM BITCH Way to raise the suicide bar...

[wordsworth727]

any great substitutes for table salt?

[trailfoxbushcraft]

I love this video. It has to be one of the best I have seen. I'm showing this one to my wife when she gets home. I keep telling her the same thing but let's see if hearing it come from some one other than me helps.

[gossipgi]

this is fucking funny i do all that

[SamOfMan]

This video makes me feel like crap :(

[psycofloyd]

Psychotic new agers...

[iwishicouldremember1]

EXTREME!!!!!!!

[Cielocchi]

I avoid sunlight...like a lot. Maybe that's why I feel tired all the time x,D

Awesome video Natalie, you're awesome!

[jazzplayer9]

Bizarro Natalie

[ChocolateBluberry]

HAHA THE MUSIC & FIRE IN THE BACK!!!!!

[TheDeistAngle]

hahaha awesome video.

hillarious :)

[broadcastmyass4u]

"if it's not naked, hurting, or dieing, it's probably not worth watching." I love that line :)

[serumclx]

erm you could flash camera

[heratus007]

heyn i am doing all these things and i still feelo good.i want my money back

[atlantamoon]

This is the best!!!

I want the whole world to see this!

[gregdoh]

Keep it up! spread the love!

[imjustsayin100]

hell yeah! straight to the point...love it!

[luckydog1351]

you really just scared the crap out of me lol. and I do some of these, and guess what, I started feeling.... wait for it...... fatigued and depressed... imagine that, that's why today, I picked up some GNC supplements until I can afford a trip to the store, but I also ate 2 avocados today, and in just a few veggie supplements and two very awesome fruits, I feel like a million bucks again NO WAY right lol

[barrygreene007]

she is turning me on

[prosporter6]

Oh, yeah. All night long without any sleep.

[captainbobmiles]

I want to thank you for your great videos. I wish people didnt post such negitive comments. I think your great. Your videos are very helpful.

[1schwererziehbar1]

another very important thing is to worry and avoid calming down. if you accidently have some free time use it by listening to loud and fast music or playing violent computer games. the activity should always be passive and overstimulating.

remember: even 20 minutes of stillness can significantly reduce your stress levels for the whole day.

[KommenSieSpielster]

lol seriously the hooting owl at the end always catches me off guard...gives me the shivers lol

[xxnadiagirllx]

i thought tea was good for you...

[thelondongirl100]

the owl in the end is soo creepy makes me want to not watch these videos

[sawaugust]

oh ya you forgot dont forget to have unsafe sex so you could have a better chance of haveing a baby or possibly 2 or twins because it might make you very depressed and im shure ittle make you feel like crap im shoure of it because how could it???

[VioletClub]

Nice music...

[soccom8341576]

i'm scared.

[eternallyempty]

indulgence, isolation, malnutrition, and dehydration,

and ultimately,

inactivity both physically and mentally.

. . . yep, sounds like my college years

[checksinthemail]

Natalie - this is very funny and insightful, thanks!

[mentalbird]

#15 Do not watch this video

[xobaabigirl]

Lmao. This is funny.

[gkhjhjh]

i was trying not to feel like crap, not to feel like crap.

[09205479428]

Reverse psychology for stubborn people like me.

Great. It kicks in.

[protectamerica100]

you are great natalie

[dasmaedchen84]

lol she's annoying. did there really NEED to be a video to tell people that those things are unhealthy? really? Thanks for the common sense information and poor attempt at satire, that's a few minutes of my life I'll never get back! awesome.

[unspecifieds]

Did she say if you want to feel like crap, atch youtube videos? Thats a good advert for her videos then

[catfishmudflap]

Ha ha ha... Natalie you are awesome. I always listen to Nutrition by Natalie but she is a little scary in this one.

[laxpopov]

WHAT A SHE DEVIL!

[zeldaofarel]

Hate videos actually crack me up. Especially hate videos of my religion. They are just so funny.

[PhasmataJ]

I love your video and appreciate all the things you point out. I think the isolation thing is a doozy! It works everytime! :)

[bigesurfingonweb]

Great! Great video!!! Very funny. Love the video. Comedy and nutritional health with a psychological twist.

[ArcherJoeJoe]

"Members of hate groups make really good friends!"

lmao

[mike5641]

nice explosion.

[madeofsteeltv]

Hillarious

[hwoarang92]

...I do almost all of those things ._.

[surrealsound]

hey your pretty cute....

[originalcraig]

i feel great, you are a liar.

[Anthony1105]

lol, this is good.

[TheTruth175644]

........yea....one after another.......i feel like crap....happy 4th everybody

[chisane995]

lolol

SO funny xD

[moodyhazel]

if it's not naked, hurt, or dying, it's not worth watching ahahahaha

[financialsolution]

Sponsored by the illuminati (LOL)

[dansterman1980]

I'd like to bone her

[NighSide0017]

"you may have noticed people in your life that have a lot of ongoing problems" ???

No I've never come across people with ongoing problems but if I do I''ll shun them at all costs...thanks for the tip. Oh wait...I have ongoing problems.

You may mean well but choose your words wisely. Peace

[nbrainshutdown]

"Avoid living things" :D

"Don't eat anything that grows in the ground" xD

Thanks for the laughs

Much love

Namaste

[MindFullnessWarrior]

Playing video game alll night long ,yhea !!!

[AnnaKarina2]

Thanks Centurian73!

[Pinchysandcrab]

This is confirmation, I'm living my dream! Thanks Karen for share!

[CharlaCooper]

So I'm supposed to do the opposite of these?

[sadaf25]

couldnt someone potentially sue you for this? maybe you should put at the end "not recommended"

[yogy201]

wow this better than those good nutrition videos LOL.

[purplelover2508]

i think you're too nice to sound evil! lol

[johnbambammorgan]

Hang around Destructive, Self Centered, Conceded and Arrogant People??

Sound like the last band I was in. lol

I was the drummer so it was like surround sound with all those great qualities. lol

[jiGGaWHAAAA]

i'm on it!! 8-D

[vomiskam1]

LOL I LOVE her!!!!

This is so funny!

[Froastwolf]

thanks for the great videos =)

[kitkatchoco2001]

ohhhhhhhh that is not natalie lol .. we want her back :)

[QuieroGuerra]

She looks quite fit. Good muscle tone.

[DHarms07]

Laughing throughout the whole thing...this is great. :D

Much love,

[ebrp68]

Natalie , I am so inspired by this video. I am really going to make an effort. Tonight , I am going to get rip , roaring drunk. lol This is by far teh best video you have ever made. lol

[Christopher711]

Thank you Natalie. This is by far your best video. Fantastic. lol (only kidding ofcourse.)

[SchizophobicBand]

Heh, sounds like an outline of my summer last year

[iamgabrielf]

This was funny. This was just funny. Natalie, you're a dork... the heart goes pitter patter.

[Vikrod212]

this video could also be called "how to be emo"... all of the tips she gave are very emo-like

[HellishKnight]

Hey! What the fuck is wrong with porn? I'd love to see Natalie naked.

[KillKorea]

i second the motion!

[LANSING52]

AWESOME!

[tallhorseman40]

I agree with the previous poster. I want to know where your people reside. I think I would fit in better there than I do in my current reality.

[lilmoma1108]

Please give me directions to your planet!!! I live on Earth, in Louisiana!!! I don't want to live here any more. I want to live on an intelligent planet like yours. I'm not being sarcastic. I love you're Videos. Please do a Video that tells where I can go where I will be surrounded by Intelligent people instead of closed-minded, dull, rednecks!!! I know that's absurd, but I really would like to know your opinion regarding the most enlightened cities in America, or the world.

[Internalthorn]

this video tellin truth. I know the person that did some thing more than this. He did play tv games - he got scoliosis. he got school problems, he didn't know how to fight for him self. but when he took drugs his life became hell. and believe me or not, it seams that there is no turning back to his quite healthy life. :(

[jea740]

that sounds so bad

[bishopmom]

Lol, this video tells the truth and I'm surprised you don't get hunted down by hoardes of people thrusting torches through the air. The "disease" industry (and those whom it feeds excuses and drugs to) have red-hot hatred for you. That's a large percentage of the population!

[pokrplay]

LOL.

[wyattvictor]

It kind of sounds like your saying you can choose to be anorexic. I didn't have a choice. Perhaps I just heard it wrong?

[nomekopokemon]

Agreed. Anorexia is more than what she's saying. :|

[meganmozart]

You are both affected by the "disease model." The disease model has the fundamental assumption that when any kind of behavioral disorder occurs, it is just the same as getting a cold or the flu, or cancer or any physiological problem, in that it is solely physiological and only changing the physical will get rid of the problem. This is simply not true. Though the physical is a component of the problem, anorexics are anorexic because their being values being thin much too highly than is right.

[nomekopokemon]

I became anorexic not to be thin but to take control.

However, I do understand what you're saying.

[crayolasky]

Agreed. It's not a choice and it's also not something to make fun of.

AND it's not necessarily about being thin.

[viewer1112]

i love this video, not cause of the message, but because of how evil it looks, especially the explosion coming out of the darkness behind you, its kind of artistic

good satire too

[DHarms07]

Makes the usually bright and sunny Natalie look kinda scary, actually. :p

Much love,

[changingmydna]

OMG!!!!!!! lol This is awesome! A hot chick tellin' me to be "Bad" ;)Well might as well take it to the extreme and drink lots of booze and snort coke for 7 days straight, eat lots of Twinkies and MacDonald's, all while playing video games. Cheers!

[RavenSkylark]

lmao avoid the evening news.

[AmyDeniseH]

Does she know my x-husband.Laughin my ass off.Amy

[AmyDeniseH]

Your site is so cool.You girls all rule.I definently feel better about being a beauty school drop out.LOL.Something my Sis and Mom wanted me to do.

I am still thinking about your questions like "what are you good at?" and "what is your purpose in life". Hheeeellllppp. Amy And plz add me as a friend.Hugs,and thanks girls!!!!!

[happosai21]

i follow most of her rules but still not feel like crap. what am i doing wrong?

[AmyDeniseH]

LMAO

[CaneArtist]

I started seeing the Nutrition by Natalie videos and was very impressed.  This one however just cracked me up! I could not stop laughing.

Way to go Natalie. Keep up the good work and maybe an old fat guy like me will get fit after all.

[BlueBloodstain24]

LOL!!!!!! sorry, that made me laugh so much =D

[vraddrag]

what the?? bhaahahahahaha!

[ladykisses23]

@TylerDurdenBushido Yeah and you're a loser lol lol

[MrManuelNoriega]

@TylerDurdenBushido

Shit, that was funny. I almost crapped myself.

[DGSxZeRo]

Haha you just described me in this video LOL.

[Kennedy1op]

Why do you have an explosion behind you? THat scares the crap outa me. Are you gunna blow at any minute?

[DaMoose85]

Married With Children? this video was great till she said that. FAIL!

[incognituh]

lol yeah... where did married with children come from? does it even come on anymore? and by the way, if a show makes you laugh, wouldn't it be good to watch it? laughter is the best medicine eh?

[HoGraz]

This is hilarious. I love the menacing music.

[mousiehousie13]

downing one bottle and opening another sounds good to me......a couple others....haha

[chitykat]

This stuff you describe is fun for me!

[buttdread]

too slow...

[xxxhannahxzx]

thats what my brother does every day. cept the spider/snake thing hes to lazy to take care of it. we have a cat instead :)

[solomanisaiah]

Natalie is super, SUPER HOT!!! HOWEVER, I AM SLIGHTLY LESS STOKED ON HER AFTER SEEING THIS MILDY SYNICAL VIDEO. wait... shes got a sense of humor (all be it slightly dry)...  BOMBY!!!

[DarkLightFireDragon]

Married With Children? Really? I'm not surprised.

[slowdownman53]

i did on july 3th  im off drug 4 life.

[dezguitarstar]

lol!

[AcuPuncher]

Love Ya, That Is...

[AcuPuncher]

Jeez Nat... I never knew You where such a Cynic... But I still ya... Keep Up the Good Work!

[xiayuliang]

cannot sleep, dont wanna exercise or go out is caused by bad health. its all about nutrition!

[midyrvette]

I don't like this vid, I know what Natalie is trying to do, and she makes her point, but it's not her ususal thing.

[tomerp84]

dont be so heavy lose up a little and you will see that is a nice video and that all

5/5 stars from me

[dlw3m]

I agree. I usually enjoy her vids a lot. This one left me depressed instead of inspired. Love your other vids Natalie, keep it up!!!! You are making a difference out there.!!

[CatastrophicDisaster]

A pet rock.....! What about a pet tree? Because you can kill a treee!

~DisasCatas

[lambofgod4200]

while watching porn naked isolating myself from all living things. yep who are you to say my life style is bad

[lambofgod4200]

umm

i dont feel like crap whenever i drink alcohol and play video games all night

while smoking cigarettes. shes lying

[cheemooo]

I wonder who this hott womans husband or boyfriend is? If shes single she ought to let me know I am a naturist like her!

[presentiment]

omg, Natalie is a sweet devil in this video

[XSytheticxheartsX]

You're bad at being bad :(

[antoine1138]

Everyone should have pal to encourage him to be bad. Bad things are always fun things.

[zanzaux]

that's hot

[mikeyzFRESH]

sounds like me thx for the video time to wake the fuck up

[744682532]

Natalie, how often do you lift weights? Your shoulders look great.

[RyDawg084]

the sun burns my skin if exposed to it for too long, I get plenty of vitamin d from milk.

[ahda81]

you 'll get heart dieases and cancers along with it

[Casey4765]

Damn Natalie. I'd like to see ya go off just once = ]

[Juggaloserialeater]

I do everything except like the last 4

[randomweirdo25]

sounds like the things my brother does..ouch..

[Fyrstorm180]

hey, hey, hey.... I drink water at least. Aw screw it, I feel like crap and I am still being unproductive.

[eSFasho]

this is The BEST mind control video i've ever seen!!! but no really. great vid. Such a great cause. thanks I GET IT NOW! lol

[AnDaTeSa]

this should have been subtitled an 8 minute emo guide

[dimebeats]

why is this lady so pretty

[juliganp]

beauty is not what u look like. its working with what you got. in other words, confidence in knowin what you have and what to do w/ it.

[dimebeats]

i met that in a nice way.. i met pretty in every way you said. i may not have expressed it but clearly you know waht im saying.\

[peaceandloveletsblow]

cuse shes 'a from Texas. boy howdy!

[744682532]

Blame her parents.

[minstertruth]

"If it's not naked, hurting, or dying, it's not worth looking at." LOL

[Skeptic2006]

I do all these things, really. I do feel like crap so this works.

[modernlifechews]

I agree with everything except for the video game comment. I love playing old school Nintendo games online!

[siscorskiy]

YEAH!

[modernlifechews]

good sarcasm

[skeletorcake]

That was the funniest and scariest thing i have eva seen.

I really used to live like that 100%

I still do like 60% but i am seriously working on it but its to true.

[writertrump]

I still have thrown done 2 boxes of donuts in 3 days, and I work out all the time

[paperbleble]

lol she has a funny side

[whitekid3]

ben stein would be jealous of this video... natalie should get paid for all the work she's putting into these videos or at least have her own nutritional tv show... ay, i'd watch.

[rcarty]

Can I be your boyfriend?

[MirageRC3]

The bad thing is, I still feel like crap when I wake up and I watch what I eat and exercise 4x a week. I'm not sure what to do.

[Knetschkopf]

Smoke weed and get high! Who gives a flying f**k about how long we live, enjoy your life to the fullest and do what feels good!!!

[Mongodelight]

zzz weed sucks, i like more xtc, speed opioids, valium ect. Smoking weed makes me just feel normal.There is a time you re fed up.. when you choose live or death. I ve been waiting for this point about a few years. Hmmm the shit she s tellin is very similar to my live uhhh

[alakazammagics]

wow this video is totally evil compared to your other work...

[PinePowerLI]

Sounds like you described a good amount of Long Island teens...

[LokiV]

omg you need horns :)

[whitekid3]

funny video... big ups!