GLaDOS: *turns back to Chell noticing she's still there* Oh hi, so how are you holding up? Because I am unemployed, so how about you help unscrew me from the cieling and help my pack my things? Just be careful you don't kill me or drop my cores in the incinerator.
The next day Chell found GLaDOS drunk in her basement trying to hit on the weighted companion cube with Wheatley yelling "WHO'S THE BLOODY MORON NOW HUA?!?!" Then GLaDOS hijacked Chells computer and disliked this 12 times with 12 different Youtube accounts, and cried herself to sleep.
The next day Chell found Glados drunk in her basement trying to hit on the weighted companion cube with Wheatley yelling "WHO'S THE BLOODY MORON NOW HUA?!?!"
I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA @%$# YOUR LEMONS!!!
Scout4958 5 days ago
Not lemons, you idiot! Potatoes! XD
Robin280497 1 week ago
troll face 0:24
SilverBond009 1 week ago
RIP headphone users
BreakingNorthampton 2 weeks ago
"I'm the MAN who's gonna FUCK your lemons."
:o
TimtehGlaceon 2 weeks ago
The tags say "lemons are the new lies" Lol
TheReconTree 3 weeks ago
never fuck with a robot that is in charge and capibel of destorying an entire facilty faster than you can hell.
chaosmaster747 3 weeks ago
GLaDOSHUTUP!!!!!!
BreakingNorthampton 3 weeks ago
Burn her house down! :S
antaloliver 3 weeks ago
chells see GLaDOS seried
glados100ify 1 month ago
0:24 F**KING WINDOWS 98!
carlislesinkeri66pt6 1 month ago
*GLaDOS arms nukelear warheads every where*
claymation1nation 1 month ago
when she said No! light turned off/on and a blue mixed with green laser appeared
fuygvfyuguihvuyguuyu 1 month ago
i like thunderstudents comment
TheMASTERCROCODILE 2 months ago
T-pain someone stole your scream
SunsetSweetie09 2 months ago
LOL
Wyatt22928 2 months ago
NO!!!! NOT THE LEMONS!!! ANYTHING BUT THE LEMONS!!!!! :D
Garycolings 2 months ago
please mr. johnson, dont fuck my lemons. just use them to burn down my house.
TheHalo3spartan117 2 months ago
NO! NOT MY LEMONS!!!
25hrspastmidnight 2 months ago
No, not the lemons!!!
Artin95 3 months ago
ha ha ha ha haaaaaaa
thai222010 3 months ago
1. Don't fuck with a robot.
2. Don't fuck a lemon.
AxcelRyrapGAMING 3 months ago
RAGE MODE ACTIVATED. Run. Just run. You won't even come close to making it, but you might as well try.
ReachIsBeast 3 months ago
GlaDOS has Cave Johnson's seal of approval.
SexedUpAtheist 3 months ago
Never happen.
Cave would never fire Caroline.
Eldritchfan 3 months ago
what the fuck?
SunsetSweetie09 3 months ago
oh now i get why on portal 2 she was on the last foor borke and dead and then dom whenty turn her on and glados blame chell for that
papero40 3 months ago
press 4 Box your stuff!
press 3 NO.
eskimodude812 3 months ago
I wish that would work on my teacher...or better yet...JUSTIN BIEBER!!!!!
shelby0508 4 months ago
Cave Johnson is on Lemon Party?
sladikk 4 months ago
*RAGE MODE ACTIVATED* NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*beep*
noobdude12 5 months ago
STOUT SHAKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Masterkillplayer 5 months ago
U mad GlaDos?
RocketRaccoon99 5 months ago
Turret: Whyyy..
MichaelMacrae56 5 months ago
That explains why my lemons arent sour anymore...
Mrsteddyz 5 months ago
TROLLFACE AT THE END!
PlaceboZypresse 5 months ago
YOUR MUM IS A LEMON!!!!
Flankoful 5 months ago
the rage part was hilarios!
777teg 6 months ago
I LAUGHED SO HARD!!! "i'm the man who's gonna F**** your LEMONS!!!"
ReitannaSeishin 6 months ago
Cave Johnson, She's done here.
keah987 6 months ago
GLaDOS: *turns back to Chell noticing she's still there* Oh hi, so how are you holding up? Because I am unemployed, so how about you help unscrew me from the cieling and help my pack my things? Just be careful you don't kill me or drop my cores in the incinerator.
thunderstudent 6 months ago 19
GLaDOS: Why did I leave that program of his voice running?
irishtrash15 6 months ago
GLaDOSh
iuo4z5b734h8579 6 months ago
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yay he fucked my lemons
TheDarktoonlink 6 months ago
Chell: Akward......
Avelineization 6 months ago
dont fuck with a robot that is equipped with Ke$ha autotune
Shakedatmoo 6 months ago 34
ever notice how GlaDOS' center is like an Advisor
LtFalconPawnch 6 months ago
Figures why my lemon's aren't sour anymore...
blendinassassin 6 months ago
companion cube X turret?
Alexdude99887 6 months ago
I'm the man who's gonna f*** ur lemons!
XXkillacocopuffXX 6 months ago
that music
BlockisticStudios 6 months ago
The real ending of Portal 2.
KrazyKacophony 6 months ago
gmod?
johnchandara 6 months ago
12 people have f***ed lemons
tidmouthmilk12 6 months ago
Bad part is she WOULD do this. xD
breaksystembse 6 months ago
That just made my night.
tstarkis 6 months ago
My reaction to TF2 being F2P
orthipox 6 months ago
This guy just earned himself a sub.
ratatatandbooger 6 months ago
RAGE MODE ACTIVATED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
EvstarProductions1 7 months ago
I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA F*** YOUR LEMONS!
oldrunnynose245 7 months ago
rofl! that's great!
Zoy64 7 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
The next day Chell found GLaDOS drunk in her basement trying to hit on the weighted companion cube with Wheatley yelling "WHO'S THE BLOODY MORON NOW HUA?!?!" Then GLaDOS hijacked Chells computer and disliked this 12 times with 12 different Youtube accounts, and cried herself to sleep.
thunderstudent 7 months ago
I'm the man who's going to f*** your lemons!
AnthonyTheHedgehog1 7 months ago
Lol That Rocked
Billybob98Vids 7 months ago
lol rage mode XD
Urnam7 7 months ago
Fools Garden, Lemon tree, Cave Johnson, Parking lot, goodbye.
and all that I can see, is a Combustable Lemon tree!
Slagdar 7 months ago
aaaaaaaAAAaaaAAAAaA a a a bloop
megamanx503 7 months ago
GLaDOS has a car?
HELLOCHEWY 7 months ago
I want to hug cave jonson
Polygon6789 7 months ago
How can Cave fire GLaDOS?! GLaDOS took over from Cave after he died.... XD
Radicaldanny 7 months ago
@Radicaldanny Cave is epic enough to transcend what his body could do if epicness didnt give him uberstrength... A little like chuck norris.
Thisisforvortex 7 months ago
@Thisisforvortex
Epicness cant give you that... :P
And Chuck Norris is just an actor... >:(
Radicaldanny 7 months ago
@Radicaldanny Yep. But if you're epic enough, no matter how strong you are, Internet will make you strong.
Thisisforvortex 7 months ago
@Thisisforvortex
Contrary to popular believe the interwebz does not have control over death... XD
Radicaldanny 7 months ago
@Radicaldanny It does. As long as there is existence of you still here, you'rre not fully dead.
Thisisforvortex 7 months ago
@Thisisforvortex
You're just being remembered... Even if there is an afterlife, you wont be doing anything... :P
Radicaldanny 7 months ago
@Radicaldanny Yes, you're being remembered, thus not dying as a concept.
Thisisforvortex 7 months ago
@Thisisforvortex
*facepalm* sigh...
Radicaldanny 7 months ago
@Thisisforvortex i have to aggre with you on this im a paranormal investegator and i study that kind of stuff
bluemew123 5 months ago
EEEAAAARRRRR RAAAAAAPPPPEEEE!!!!!!!
left2freak 7 months ago
WTF?! -favorite-
LupusFang 7 months ago
CAVE JOHNSON IS A SAVIOR!
SidRulz100 7 months ago
YESS!!! You used neverhood music!!! I LOVE YOU!!
Computerbugs 7 months ago
I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA FUCK YOUR LEMONS!!!
PublicBenemyNum1 7 months ago 3
Combustable Lemons a free mmorpg where you scatter around the world and throw lemons and burn people houses down
TheMentalgen 7 months ago
GLaDOS has a car? XD
randomstuffandus 7 months ago 112
@randomstuffandus Well, according to that pre-recorded message, Caroline had a car at SOME point. lol
takanuva114 6 months ago
@randomstuffandus They break her in pieces and put her pieces in the car. That easy.
RudyGames2 4 months ago
@randomstuffandus Yeah, a Nissan Cube (Get it? Lol)
eskimodude812 3 months ago
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
TheVini222 7 months ago
I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA **** YOUR LEMONS!
Jamaicobs 7 months ago
0:18 lol turret with cube
Ryuzekia 7 months ago
*troll face* at end
rocksandboulders 7 months ago
Cave Johnson just fired GLADOS lol!!!
DaveThePuppetGuy 7 months ago
Can I *bleeep* your lemons? :3
TheTrueChuster 7 months ago
POOT LOOP HERE
RedFoxProductions10 7 months ago
GLaDOS autotune XD at 0:14
resistance2fan10 7 months ago
Now have wheatley get into another GLaDOS body and hand her a card that says gangster and has wheatley's picture on it...
Lets see how she hold's up now.
xweert711 7 months ago
GLaDOS has found lemons &$^! and was automatically shutdown. If this was the first time this happened, please go to your local fruit market now.
Dementio678 7 months ago
outside the enrichment center...
kid: ooh fireworks!
dad: no thats a fucked up unemployed psychopath
tailskid101 7 months ago
0:17 HOLY SHIT! THE TURRET HAS THE CUBE!
FunPika4 7 months ago
LMFAO GLaDOS: AAAAAAAAAH (shaking the whole enrichment center) Turret: Whyyyy?
bwillwall 7 months ago
I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA F*** YOUR LEMONS!!
fuh039 8 months ago 45
**** Your LEMONS. My lemons can catch on fire, AND BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!
TheGLaDOSvideoCore 8 months ago
*scout* go on! ragequit! make us all happy! 0=)
bloxer726 8 months ago
Problem Caroline?
NFSKing 8 months ago
Errr... I think Chell was in suspension for a bit too long.
GR33NTHUNDAH 8 months ago 5
that was hilarious! Poor GLaDOS tho D:
322kittycat 8 months ago
why is there white stuff in chells hair?
rbmadd 8 months ago
@rbmadd
Grey hair.
justcallmeSven 8 months ago
"I'm the man who's gonna (BEEP) your lemons" LOL!
CaptBlackwood 8 months ago
Partylot. Car. Goodbye.
DrHax1015 8 months ago
@DrHax1015 *Parking lot.
DrHax1015 8 months ago
trollzUNITE! btw epic vid
chaoscopyatlas 8 months ago
Wait is this what i heard?
" The only thing you managed to break so far is my- Your mum " ?
lewissmallwoods 8 months ago
@lewissmallwoods caroline
ChipmunkiousD 7 months ago
I'm the man who's gonna f**k your lemons!
SilverFanatic1 8 months ago
oh god i lol'd so hard when listening to Glados Rage. XD
TheNeohax 8 months ago
LOL i had my headphones turned up loud at that scream
mrdoodletoodle 8 months ago
The next day Chell found Glados drunk in her basement trying to hit on the weighted companion cube with Wheatley yelling "WHO'S THE BLOODY MORON NOW HUA?!?!"
thunderstudent 8 months ago 6
Problem g l a d o s?
BonkHazard 8 months ago
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEE QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQUUUUUUUUUUUITTTTTTTTTT MODE NAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAOAoOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH XD
Lomabine527 8 months ago
I DONT WHAT YOUR DAMN LEMONS!!!
111urnotme 8 months ago
9 people had their lemons fucked by Cave Johnson.
infernai 8 months ago 2
DAMN! GlaDOS's yell is louder then that boulder coming towards me speaken of which (runs from the boulder behind him)
RickAdventureSphere 8 months ago
9 people are fired by Cave Johnson ;D
Perse32 8 months ago 2
- RAGE MODE ACTIVATED -
"NOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOO!!!"
Nice combination of Portal and Portal 2 voice clips!
MysteryEzekude 8 months ago
He's the man who's going to **** your lemons
onemariobro 8 months ago
What would happen if you covered a turret in conversion gel?
LilRiiiicoo 8 months ago
@LilRiiiicoo It would be normal.
MarbalTm 8 months ago
I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA **** YOUR LEMONS!
ScythermanOmega 8 months ago
@vinnieSWAT50 Trollface.jpg
WhyDidIJustEatThat 8 months ago
Cave Johnson: Goodbye.
GLaDOS: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
TheBrendanknight 8 months ago
Aperture laboratories are ruins because GLaDOS got fired XD
Ogameize 9 months ago
"IM THE MAN WHOS GANNA **** mYOUR LEAMONS"Leamon man:MAMA MIA MY LEAMONS!
minecraftWHAAA 9 months ago
white haired chell?
ATOMICBOMBCRV 9 months ago
Aperture used to want her dead, but now they only want her gone.
NeoCarbuncle 9 months ago 4
"Why...?"
"AAAaaAAaAAaAAAAAA!!!!
*ERROR SCREEN*
"I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA **** YOUR LEMONS!"
Luxai 9 months ago
...Epic time paradox.
Luxai 9 months ago
troll face
KeroKero598 9 months ago
I don't want my lemons anymore...
CriticalQuit 9 months ago 46
@CriticalQuit YOUR WILL KEEP YO DAMN LEMONS OR DAI
MarbalTm 7 months ago
9 people got fired
ArcticFrenzy 9 months ago
O_o
cadcsa 9 months ago
Rebecca Black is screaming!!
nopihina 9 months ago
Is it wrong if this gave me a boner?
ThumbUpThisComment 9 months ago
@ThumbUpThisComment yes, very much so
TheJorgoman 9 months ago
I wonder what GLaDOS's car looks like.
TehBeanstar 9 months ago 7
Problem, Cave Johnson?
UltimateGamers115 9 months ago
IM THE MAN WHOS GUNNA FUCK UR LEMONS!! XD
nachopickles 9 months ago
let me geuss GLaDOS's scream was from portal 2 right??
TheFallen552 9 months ago
@TheFallen552 yeah *SPOILER ALERT* when you make wheatly in charge and she gets painfully dissconnected by the hand things
bebemoso206 9 months ago
Well...that's one way to beat GLaDOS.
skellington15 9 months ago
44444 views O_O
85552100 9 months ago
lol
LetsPlayGuy12 9 months ago
that was done really cleverly
mrslig100 9 months ago
IM THE MAN WHO'S GONNA *BLEEP* YOUR LEMONS!
starrodkirby1 9 months ago
IM THE MAN WHOSE GUNNA #%€£ YOUR LEMONS
ravenwestmachinima 9 months ago
Holy shit, that was so fucking epic...! XD
HTankGlory 9 months ago
Oh hi! how are you holding up? Because I am unemployed [clap clap clap]
Vector71 9 months ago 182
@Vector71 Poor GLaDOS
ReimuHakureiShrine 9 months ago
Why?
pastafarya 9 months ago
GLaDOS in Portal 1 looks way different than in Portal 2.
ReesesChannel 9 months ago 7
ROFL
Coolman19541 9 months ago
@Coolman19541 We require more then a ROFL copter.
jarrodmaddy 9 months ago
...
[/slow clap processor]
ShootingStarNeo 9 months ago 104
@ShootingStarNeo
*No one else claps, it's just you*
BeRad117 9 months ago
"Im the man whos gonna ***** your lemons"
Emilodelpilo 10 months ago
And from there starts Portal 2 :D
DimitrisHunter25 10 months ago
FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUaaaaaaaaaaUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
PwNeDoScAr 10 months ago
This needs more views and Likes
LazyDog1657 10 months ago
Lemon + Grenade = Lemonade
Mind = Blown.
TeamTurboZero 10 months ago
Indeed... X3
HTankGlory 9 months ago
8 people had their lemons f*cked
pokenintendo 10 months ago
Plus one turret that said "Why..." to Cave Johnson's Epicness. XD
HTankGlory 9 months ago
I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA F*CK YOUR LEMONS!
EpicFunkey 10 months ago 9
@alexpreface Yes.
Coolblue3680 10 months ago