Dara O'Briain, Talks about ticket numbers

[MrDuckKiller52]

i wish i knew what they were laughing at before...

[jny107]

I absolutely love Dara, the accent makes it so much funnier :)

[01DancingPrincess]

crying with laughter on my own in the kitchen watching this!

[1994liverpoolrule]

This is who i look up to in comedy

[mtneilly221]

@catscanflyhigh please do not slag dara, as he is from ireland nd has alot of proud irish nd northern irish fans who u do nt wanna piss off trust me, jst think about next time u want 2 slag him off, if want 2 slag off some1 slag off some1 we all hate eg justin bieber or rebecca black

[comeoutyeblackandtan]

I love the way he says "P for pneumonia" in a Cork accent!!

[procritic09]

When i think of "V for" the next word that pops into my head is always "Vendetta".

[DannyB2275]

I love dara o'brian but this joke is actually stoled from michael mcintire-

[AngelBiLove]

g for gnome

k for knowledge

w for wrestling

c for czar

p for pneumonia

[catscanflyhigh]

I am literally willing to pay £100000 to have this man killed. HE IS NOT AMUSING

[LizzyJH]

@catscanflyhigh Wow. Just wow. Did you really think that posting a comment like that on one of his videos, videos his fans watch, was going to get you a good reaction? Chill out. Just because you don't like something doesn't mean you should hate it. It's just opinions. There are some people I don't like but I appreciate that they are liked by others, and announcing to their fans that you want them dead won't make you popular. If you don't like, don't watch. Simple. Stop with the unneeded hate.

[catscanflyhigh]

@LizzyJH If i don't like, i DO watch so that i can enjoy the contrast between good and bad comedy. Everything is comparative, without watching the bad you cannot truly enjoy the good. Yes it is just opinions, and i appreciate the fact that some people find him funny, but it is my opinion that it would be worth spending £100000 to have him killed. It is my opinion that he is worth hating. You say stop with the unneeded hate? I say stop with the unneeded advice.

[LizzyJH]

@catscanflyhigh Okay, it's your opinion. Just answer me this: Why did you feel the need to announce to his fans you want him dead? Does it make you feel good about yourself, insulting other people? Or do you just have no concept of decency? People like you really do frustrate me. Do you think that just because you don't like something that it's worthless? I won't give you advice this time, I'll just say it as a statement: His fans do not care about your opinions. So maybe, keep them to yourself?

[dragonkiller58]

@catscanflyhigh God, you have such a lack of argumental variation its amazing. But still, "I say stop with the unneeded advice." back to you my friend, back to you. Comments should be constructive/fun, there is no need for "he should be killed" comments etc. and constant comments on "he is a horrible comedian, I will post this on every video and anyone who responds to me I shall try to make them feel less intelligent than myself"

[catscanflyhigh]

@dragonkiller58 got hit or not because i had nothing to live for. i had devalued everything from morality to romance from achievement and skill to art and literature. the only thing i had left were the carnal pleasures and so i would spend days on end masturbating alone in my room. i slept for fucking hours on end dreaming of a world where i gave a shit. dreaming of a life where i could look at the sky and smile, smell the roses and be grateful for my existance, but these were of course just dre

[dragonkiller58]

@catscanflyhigh IF this is true, then I have been through it before and know how you feel, best of luck for the future and stuff

[jakadict]

i got here by typing 'P is for Pneumonia'.

[catscanflyhigh]

This reminds me of something funny...

[Slaveofamv]

I laughed my ass off. This is one of the funniest thing i have ever heard. I can hardly breath

[yourmum739]

as much as i love dara o briain, it's quite annoying how dane cook got stick for stealing louis ck routine about naming your kids, but dara o briain doesn't get anything for stealing michael mcintyre routine about this very topic

[ExoticFireGirl]

the english "telephone vocabulary" is easier the the dutch one.But thee dutch 1 is funny like hell.

[herrogelo2]

You cut it off too early at the beginning! The bit about how Irish people pronounce the letter 'R' was amazing!

[flyingtoilet1]

V for Vuvuzela (i think thats how its spelt)

[3MiiLYVALiiNTiiN3]

And the H's start with 'Haardvark' Love it! Dara is brilliant :)

[cosmicdustbunnee]

P for pneumonia!

[357Snowball]

Alpha, bravo, Charlie, delta, echo, foxtrot, golf, hotel, igloo, Juliet, kilo, leema, mike, november, Oscar, papa, Quebec, romeo, can't remember, tango, uniform, can't remember , xylophone, can't remember, zulu.

Just in case anyones interested!!!

[dexterccf2]

@357SnowballAlpha, bravo, Charlie, delta, echo, foxtrot, golf, hotel, india, Juliet, kilo, leema, mike, november, Oscar, papa, Quebec, romeo, sierra, tango, uniform, victor x-ray,yankee, zulu.

[ArchNME]

@dexterccf2 You forgot Whiskey

[dexterccf2]

@ArchNME bugger so i did

[Redheadfury]

@357Snowball igllo & xylophone are wrong ;) india & X-Ray :P

[AntUK]

@357Snowball V for fanny!

[kimitachi]

Just BRILLIANT :D Tears in my eyes :D

[blonderomeomills]

Giant neon sign reading "VAGINA! VAGINA! VAGINA!"

Lmfao :D

[giraffefan111]

michael mcintyre stole this joke

[yaifibar]

@giraffefan111 but definitely adapted it

[Szaam]

Michael McIntyre did do pretty much the same routine. But Dara takes a more hilarious spin on it.

[Tracymmo]

The c, b, v, etc., problem is even worse in the US since we pronounce z as zee. Zed would be more practical, but somehow we ended up with zee. Wonder what rude words start with z . . .

[hughes7520]

The reason you ended up with 'zee' is because the US is the only nation to translate English into English and still fuck it up.

:D

[scientificallyunstab]

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(5 stars for you)

[davelee9]

@hughes7520 I say 'zee' and I'm irish, living in Ireland. All my irish friends say 'zee'... And it's the Brits fault that we speak english in the first place, so ye must have fucked it up at some stage, too.

[hughes7520]

@davelee9 So your fault that you say zee its because of us English? Come on, i like you guys, atleast when your wern't bombing shopping centres, so please don't try to blame everything YOU fucked up on the English.

You just end up looking like a cunt when you do. :)

[dafarreller]

@davelee9 yank

[davelee9]

@dafarreller I'm Irish, actually.

[giraffefan111]

@hughes7520 haha lol

[blockheadface]

@hughes7520 "Zee" also makes the alphabet rhyme when you sing it. G, P, V, Z. :)

[yaosio]

@hughes7520 Wrong, deal with it moron.

[hughes7520]

@yaosio Right, fuck off Americunt. :)

[ernesthelp]

@hughes7520 Actually it was after the British settlers left for the new world that the british still in britain changed the spelling. But I'm Irish so I don't give a damn

[Soundgarden8497]

@hughes7520 us english is fucking shit

[DaveRelph001]

@hughes7520 Australia?

[hughes7520]

@DaveRelph001 Ummm, no. I'm English thanks.

[Redheadfury]

@DaveRelph001 There's only three words in Australian - "Barby", "Beer", and "Mate".

[CashForGash]

Delta is D ^^

[smudzi]

*flashing* Vagina! Vagina! Vagina!

[Joshaldinho21]

Then the H's start with Haardvark!!! Genius!!!

[iamadamsusername]

fanny!

[Redheadfury]

alpha bravo Charlie delta echo foxtrot golf hotel India Juliet kilo Lima mike November Oscar papa Quebec Romeo sierra tango Uniform victor Whiskey X ray Yankee Zulu

:)

[Zarrov]

this is sick system. There is no way I would remember THAT.

[afivey]

Arse, Brazillian, Crotch, Dong, Enema, Fart, G-String, Haardvark, Eejit...

[hughes7520]

@Redheadfury Well Done, but do you know WHY those words are used and the originas behind them?

[Redheadfury]

@hughes7520 Seeing as I'm a Soldier, yes. They are used because the Radio's can be a piece of crap sometimes and it's hard to tell letters apart, all of the words starting letters sound like the letter itself, so alpha is a strong A, Zulu is a strong Z etc.

[Redheadfury]

@hughes7520 It's also called the NATO Phonetic Alphabet - and it's main purpose is military.

[hughes7520]

@Redheadfury I know whats it's called, the military is where i i was taught it, Army-9years.

[Redheadfury]

@hughes7520 Then why ask me what it's for? ;)

[hughes7520]

@Redheadfury To find out if you knew, to satisfy my own idle curiosity.

[Yaratoma]

@Redheadfury: ælg, øl, ål

[CptShancus]

Does Micheal Macintyre do a similar routine?

[cjcully]

He does something similar, yeah...same lead in with the being confused by the phonetics, but then he has stuff like

Customer: "S for...slut, slapper, sex, s.."

Operator: "SUPERVISOR!!!"

Customer: "aah, yes, well done, we'll go with yours then"

very funny, both. makes you wonder who came along with it first :p

[ComedyLove28]

Michael McIntyre I think....

[MRSketch09]

@Video

Oh man.. toward the end I was cracking up.

[mountarrat]

h for hardvark

[dancingpaws1]

P Pneumonia.

That smile is soooo cute!!

[MrFisherish]

didnt he steal the basic backbone of this gag form Micheal Mcintyre either that or they are very similiar

[saidaiseeyy]

That's exactly what I thought....

[james9408]

i THINK this was made before michael did his but im not sure

[bersaba]

LOL I was sitting here listening to this thinking "WHAT THE FUCK IS V FOR".... it's Victor.

[mazeldt]

he is a genius

[chris74742]

saw this the other day on that "dave" channel. fuckin hilarious. o comedian is yet to make me laugh more than him. absolutely side-splittin. XDDD

[tingmanjr]

god this is brilliant!

[MrBoredboredbored]

Watched this one yesterday; it was bloody hilarious!

[larinaLOVES]

this is so funny :D

[cr7ka]

da Irish do do it better.....!!!!

[polkapolkapolka68]

FANNY!

[hellonoyesyoko]

micheal mcintyre did a sketch alot like this

[darkfiredrawer]

yeah i remember that, but they're both good!

[telboy1966manu]

Hilarious!!!

[HORATIOFAN]

dara is better he is irish the irish do it better

[HORATIOFAN]

dara is a irish legend go on da irish i love being irish go da tricolour

[charly45]

so funny

[bubaloo945]

michael mcintyre did this tooo

but as much as i love michael mcintrye

dara o briens bit is much funnier

they also both did abit about turndown teams

once again i find dara o briens to be that bit funnier

[madkneazle]

michael mcIntire actually spoke about this bit at our gig. it was really funny.

[grasshopa]

hahahaha that's the funniest thing i've ever seen

[marksamoore]

at the end... could u actually imagine

the woman on the phone's like :) :| :(

[jordwallis]

totally!