MEN! WIPE YOUR PENIS!

[SouLoveReal]

With the sound of your voice, you NEED piss in your mouth.

PS: Just wait until you have to address us uncut guys. We

can't just shake the dickie "dry." We have foreskin to deal

with. Most cut guys can actually let go of their penises while

peeing, and likely hit the spot (toilet, urinal, etc). Not so with

uncircumcised. Try that, and you will likely splatter every-

where and beyond the spot.

[LethalDozePL]

@SouLoveReal foreskin can be easily retracted prior to urinating

[cockwiper]

I was drinking apple juice xP

[journey950]

Instructions from someone that more than likely pisses all over your bathroom.

[dreamer9913]

I couldn't ignore the fact that he was so cute and spaced out to him lol

[TheHAMMER77777]

@Shelz83 no need to wipe

[TheHAMMER77777]

what nonsense...nobody should wipe after pissing

[MrRaven64]

sound faggish

[TheHAMMER77777]

@MrRaven64 ya he's a fucking fag

[TheAvaloth]

Actually men should urinate 1 hour before sex,or masturbation. This gives time for any excess urine to drain away. My personal experience shows that leftover urine often causes pain when coming in contact with semen. 

[justsomekidfromhell]

dab on yur lil dick lmao wen he said that shyt it had me rollin

[mrSumb2]

this guy a funny muthr fucer!



[aslasolos]

Absolutely! In fact, I recommend using a wet toilet paper to wash off at least some of the remainder :P

[smurfboywv]

OMG no wonder christians hate us! WTF???

[mattinks]

@smurfboywv no, they hate us because they are ignorant. There are a lot of straight people who do raunchy sex jokes.... does that also mean everyone hates straight people because of it?

[smurfboywv]

@mattinks Well we shouldn't hate anybody regardless of what they say or do to us.

[SuperMarkRandall]

Yeah just ask the neighbor to blow dry it off with their mouth!!!

[jazzy9mac20]

u sound gay

[TheHAMMER77777]

@jazzy9mac20 ya he's a fuicking faggot

[tattativy]

I like you you're funny. "shaking that shit." ':)

[loveferrero1]

omg thank you for making this video. some guys dont realise this!!!

[TheAstro30]

LOL wtf how the fuck did i end up here?

[bayebe1]

"now i'm not puttin' anyone down that's into that. Cuz i know that there's people out there that wanna have a big ol' gush of piss all over their face, and thats fine and dandy..." ahahahha dude ur my new bestie ur hilarious! lol <3

[lilmissmonkey101]

HAHAHAHAHAHA  tally wacker

[supernobody]

I couldn't even watch the first 20 seconds without cracking a smile that eventually lead to a full out laugh, so I give you props for being able to keep a straight face for over 3 minutes!

[eaglewarrior82]

this guy is too funny gay or not i like it

[betumene]

I've been wiping for years! I hate it when i can't wipe it! Piss in my pants, not good!

[TheHAMMER77777]

@betumene idiot

[slr5500]

I can't get over how funny this guy is.

[danger7x7]

omg it's like we are the same person i do this all time i don't understand why more guys don't do this is there anything that we dont agree on lol

[HectorZertuche]

I can't believe almost 84 thousand views.

[marcosmarinheiro]

Stoopppp asdfhaskdjfhasdjk

[BishBaroniee]

stopppppppppp

[BishBaroniee]

i dont have a little dick :( lolz

[MrSkate4weed]

oh i thought i was the only one who used toilet paper to wipe my dick

[ChaosControl1997]

I agree, men wipe it, and while your at it try to pee in the toilets, nothing is more gross than coming in to go to the bathroom and step in a puddle of piss. Oh and maybe you guys can answer me this one : How do you get pee on that part of the toilet that sticks out at the bottom, where the bolts screw the toilet down? That one still stumps me. I work as a janitor so I know how discusing mens toilets are, please be considerate, clean the toilet off of you pee on it.

[nathanialmunir]

whats the fun in peeing if you not shak it imean common man!.....

[whitesongs73]

thank you for keeping it real baby

[thedeadhalo]

WHAT DID I JUST WATCH? IS THIS WHAT I GET WHEN I SEARCH SUPER MARIO BROS. 2 SPEED RUNNING???

[buccinator1979]

@thedeadhalo hahahahaha...

[Dragon27488]

lol im not the only one woot ahaha

[crossworlds1]

THANK YOU!!! Wow second video I watched of you, I do the same thing with the tissue.

[ed231280]

hi sexy i would suck u x

[hectorg96]

what if you piss in a urinal

[lauramaefaraway]

omG thank u SO MUCH! I am now subscribed... u can b the Emily Post of male hygiene from now on as far as I'm concerned!!! :D **agrees w/ toasterfriends, ASSASSIN778, BrandonTheRemix & Miggygent too--u r frkn HILARIOUS!!!!!**

[toasterfriends]

I'm a girl. I had no ideas guys thought about these kind of things.

[BrandonTheRemix]

I'm straight as hell but fuck i love this guys videos, they fuckin kill me

[ASSASSIN778]

@BrandonTheRemix haha me too im straight and the only reason im subbed to him is becos hes funny as Fuck lol

[Lowgie95]

wtf

[Miggygent]

I love how many different names you were able to use for the penis.

[Ashenfly]

When it comes to piss on your walls.

What you dont know wont hurt you. When you can acualy notice the piss all over your fucking walls thats when you get pissed off and flip a bitch

[w4rrior94]

ANOTHER SOLUTION: shaking it extra hard = Gets more urine out

[jorgiiLovesit]

Hell yeah they shuld wipe that shit! i think the same thing, man i wonder if they fuckin cleaned their fkn penis i'd rather smell it first to see if its clean. lol but ofcourse i wont do it. Again keep up the good tips your awesome, funny and handsome. :) ppl out there are just haters cuz they wont do what you do.

[anibioman]

i think you should wash your hands before you piss not after i dont want germs on my dick

[TheMiniFix]

FUCK YOU i got a BIG dick

[amindr]

true i hate to shake i just wipe it, one if u suck it it doesnt taste like pee, and two it doesnt dirty ur underwear and i hate when that happend, ever since i was 12 ive wiped

[bassisgood6969]

wipe your penis? im not putting it in my mouth...i dont shake either

[brunn2010]

i got it how about i give my penis a toothbrush this way i can get around the edges

[holysnap1234]

lmao! this video is funny!

you seriously used every word that resembles the word penis haha.

[Jessikuuhh]

tally wacker(: too funny. im gunna say tht to my boyfriend now. "WIPE YOUR TALLY WACKER!" hahaha

[JessicaAlbaFluffer]

you eat shit but don't want piss in your mouth?

[lastavius]

Good Advice...I have been during this for year. All it takes is your tissue square.

[howeuth]

can you taste it when dudes don't wipe?

[rmr355]

Dab that little peter. Haha

[ryanrivers24]

LMFAO your hilairious

[misbasketcase]

* but he doesn't know I some times use he's side of the sheet to wipe it if I know he didn't wipe it befor he came out of the bathroom.. Yes kinda gross but I gots to do what I gots to do!

[misbasketcase]

Thank you for posting this.. I hate when I boyfriend thinks I'm gonna suck him off after he just took a mad piss and want some head before bed!!he doesn't know buy so

[meauslin53925]

id come over wipe your penis off. your cute!!

[mokeylova123]

talliewacker...dribbledrabble ahaha ur freakin hilarious!!

[PFplusW]

handdryer :) just ask that neighbor to blow it dry :)

[weirdoslover89]

@PFplusW lol nice

[ferx2001]

FAGOTT!!!

[tastemybutt]

i wipe mine now, thats wierd, but honestly if someone just pees and doesnt wipe it, ill still suck them, its not a big deal, its not like theres a bunch of pee on it, no biggy

[br00talxbrasky]

haha dude your videos are fucking funny.

=]

[Sickshot12]

Yeah next time I'm in the urinal I'll just grab the imaginary fucking toilet paper roll floating in mid-air.

You're a dumbass.

[MrBigdick81]

@Sickshot12 no just bring your own wipes and wipe it off. lol.

[nursetrish]

I have always thought a guy should do that because I hate when I am about to give a guy head and I smell urine or taste salt. So nasty! Good video

[boebender]

I do this too...very good advice since most of us don't wash the dicks we suck.

[Lexii4Teen]

sup man, I just wanna say I have a lot of respect for you.

you've got the balls to post up videos of the topic you like to talk about despite the fact there are many people against homosexuals.

Keep your spirit up! :)

(I'm not gay for all those that think I am for supporting him)

[bulletdeposit]

dude, your videos are hilarious. i'm not gay, but your videos are very funny. the way you talk (tallywhacker!)

[UsedandAbused027]

My b/f has a fetish to pee on me . . . I like him enough to let him do it . . . I'm a faggot btw :D love

[uriel17051993]

hahahahaha!!! ur so f* funny! :P

[myrealnameisleve]

yo i dislike this person not because hes gay. (i am against homosexuals though) i dislike him because of his attitude. nothing personal, just saying.

[TheHAMMER77777]

@myrealnameisleve i hate fags

[gabriellara147]

FAG!!!

[LadyDiamond33]

lolol i love your videos! there are so funny<33 subscripted

[TVFlix]

u should be shot u queer cunt

[BevHillsKid]

i'd love to beat this fairy's ass

[370046Byakuya]

hahaha the air dry crap was fukin funny even though it was gay hhahaha

[mike20079]

dab that lil peter, LOL

[josue10540]

uugghhh ur gay

[kindboy1996]

i really laughed to death..no kidding OMG

[MrSuperduperfart]

hhhhhhhhooooooooooooooooooommm­mmmmmmooooooooooooo

[justjurray1987]

lmmfao!!!!I have dabbed my dick with toilet paper since i was a teen.i just felt more comfortable that way.i never knew anyone else thought about it like i did.i never shake it off.

[dvaboi]

Great advice more guys should adhere too! thanks Matt!

[myloveispuke]

sick faGGOT

[lividsky9]

what a fag tripper, tallywacker? wtf....

[Paskenta09]

love the videos

[matthewmillard]

what a faggit, i shake my shit and i will continue shaking my dick!, there for im not some fag useing a blowdrying in the backroom trying to take or give it up some dude's ass,  love: matt

[TheHAMMER77777]

@matthewmillard i Know! i hate fags

[maruthamarutha]

This is such a misplaced "puritan" advice.

People in the desert save each other's life by drinking urin.

[MrNoucfeanor]

@maruthamarutha This video is more along the lines of sex ed, not survival ed. Besides, most of us don't live in deserts.

[xdunlapx]

Yes I believe men should wipe their dicks with toilet paper or tissues. I wouldn't want urine flying everywhere. Gross.

[josemostwanted098]

Lol gay and funny lol 

[dcsurvivortv]

does he think he's the new Martha Stewart on bathroom ediquette? Guess what dude, if parents out there are any good, they teach this shit to them at an early age. Surprised you didn't go off on uncircumcised pissing(pull that skin back) vs circumcised pissing....

Lame topic......

[cityboy54792]

lol---someone else asked the same question: Are you gay?

[h2oski365]

ARE YOU GAY????

[urlittleskatergurl]

FUCKING HILLARIOUS

[izitbiigd]

but other than that i liked your video

[izitbiigd]

i have been wiping my little peter dry since i saw your video... Thanks sooo much "tally waker" man!!!!!!!!!!!!!

your a fag haha u like to suck big dick lol eat my shit u poopy face i wish u wud steal my virginity u homo ass prick nigger white power all the way to the bank ya jewish fuck eat my shit u piece of nigket(which leads me to the point that a nigger is nothing more than fully grown niglet) ya fukin spick prick dick likin piece of garbage u scottish fuk u prick teason son OF A BITCH FU!

[MaybeYesButNo]

LOL "Did they wipe their little pee pee?"

[Kazilliams2021]

THANK YOU!

[9v8c7x]

Lmfao.....I love this guy. =)

[elohelreh]

cleanliness ftw!

[MrMattgreider]

joto joto joto joto

[killer900123]

lol i dont mind a little piss on mine but it all depends on what my partner likes, but your right, ily

[ceterdem]

thats what my kids do

[bundleHastings]

Good on you!

[ClythiaMystica]

omg ur fuckin awesome!!! LOL

[sxerDude]

can you show us with your penis/dick

[Kamikuru77]

I having my boyfriend lick it off ok? :) thats my fave way to wipe it.

[vivaladanisawsomes]

tallywacker

[EverythingOlson]

Yea. If you pull that shit out and it smell like piss, my lips aint going on it. Wipe it. Its gonna take like 2 seconds more than normal but you have nothing else better to do so just take that time!!

[OvercookedSoul33]

I agree piss flavored dicks are nasty and they smell pretty disgusting too, I sucked this guy off once and his dick smelled worse than my cats piss, let's scrub them dicks

[captainwinkie81]

@OvercookedSoul33 yes ma'am!

[oxXTravisXxo]

i like piss on my walls tho.. after you wipe is it possible to just smear it on the walls still.... and piss on the face aint bad either... but from now ill ill be wiping...

[Peygaagyep]

I always wipe my pride, fully and properly.

And I'd just like to boast, I leave the toilet seat down. Yeah. Noone gonna know a man been here. Just watch this. *CHECKS*

My toilet seat is down, right now.

Oh yes.

[TurboRonin83]

@Peygaagyep ?

[ELMecanicoRacing]

cabron vete a coger por culo

[DragoDracoDude]

OMG!! Way to awsome!! I don't suck dick but heyyyy still gots to be clean right? My bf sits and cleans when he takes himself a peepee. Lol!!

Will you be my best friend???lol

[prettybabycatty1109]

First, I always use tissue. Second, I always sit down, well, not in public toilet =d

[KTE118]

you. are. so. right.

[michaelgadsby]

Damn straight!

Haha you know to a swaggering Brit that's seriously good advice!

x

[PhxVanguard]

you look downright adorable in a ball cap mr. matt in kansas. this is my general rule of thumb too if i'm at somebodies house or if i'm looking to get head. i also carry a sanitary handwipe too in my wallet. you can never be too clean.

[tomtom4863]

u can kiss my tallywacker ill remember 2 leave extra piss on my peter just 4 u!

[KizunaTheFox]

he is gay and he rocks ^_^ xoxox <3

[AkScoochy]

Tttthhhmart.

[drogden]

You suck that piss off that dick and like it you fucking pussy. You know cum has piss in it too.

I bet you guzzling that shit by the gallon.

[TheJordanEllison]

This guy might be gay, but you're a fucking faggot.

[drogden]

I might be a fucking faggot, but you're a pedophile.

[DisturbinglyAmazing]

HAHAHAHAHA!!!

i cant believe i had to hear this from a guy not a girl. either way i will start drying my giant cock cus its not nice to make a girl lick piss

[designRpt]

LOL, thats a good tip xD nice video

[RedCuttie731]

lil cock,,tallywackerrr,,lil pee-pee lolz wubb this dudee!!

[TheNicholasbutler14]

dude, that's to funny, I mean cracked up throughout the whole video, but you know what? Your absolutely right, I agree with what your saying....awesome vid.

[pugghead]

LMAO

seriously this Is the gayest man alive...LOL

He's so promiscuous he makes Mr Slave from south park look like a saint

[Amarie0302]

LMAO

[Azlaier]

I do wish most gay men weren't so promiscuous...I'm gay, and I hate it when another guy expects me to have sex with him when I don't even know him; it's disgusting.

[amberfinnegan11]

rofl rofl rofl rofl hahaha thats a funny vid rofl look rofl its a vag (Y) rofl

[jakssk]

Absolutely correct..

[MrFUKdaPOLICEE]

play with ur little dick hahahahahaha oh shakin ur little tally wacker this guy is funny as fuk

[KirilKulishBILLYE8]

lmao this guy is hilarious this is so tru everyone should do this but hes so so funny about it!! ahah ily<33

[Chitown19881]

lol im usually kinda homophobic but this dude is funny and is right! I should be courteous to my girl!

[cartmann1]

i already do this, and its about time everyone did

[DeeJayyS]

mattink your soo awesome dude!!=)

thanks for the tip

fuck the homo haters!!

[Steed007]

Your So Funny LOL

LOve it X

[OMNOMMOUSE]

My god, this is so true. :\ I made my boyfriend gtfo to the bathroom to clean up when he wanted it. >:U

[ytv122]

i do this every time.

[themiidge]

he the man i dream about ahhhh :))

[LJT93]

dap your little dick. lol

[DarthMalak1000]

I never have sex when I just took a piss.

[suziestew]

....you are adoreable....

and I love the way you address the issue...

suziestew

[kittycatswhiskers]

Fantastic video Mattinks, you are a star!!!

[jaymzo99]

hahahahaha man you're delivery is brilliant

[CaptKillerSF]

I do that every time

[mariobraganza]

In case there are no tissues for dabbing (btw, some tissue remnants on your knob is inevitable if u used paper), then you could form a ring with your thumb and forefinger and and just get those around your knob. With a downward swipe or two, it becomes dry. Then you go over to the basin and wash your hands. Those who are uncut should pull their skin backwards so that, as you pee, the knob is exposed and you pee smoothly. Else, urine tend to accummulate inside the foreskin.

[nonenosme]

if your uncut you do

[crazyabouthalo3]

ur a faggot i hate faggots so much god damn all faggots you should all go have a little faggot orgy with all faggs and then blow yourselves up. YOU MOTHER FUCKING FAGGS ARE FUCKING UP NATURE!

[mattinks]

LOL Thanks for the laugh. Retards seem to amuse me.

[mindfreeeeek]

Are you gay?

[iamjackscolonbitch]

Wow, this the straightest you've ever looked and I got to hand it to you, you're pretty cute!

[babyitsPaige19]

OMFG I watch all his vids.

they are fucking hilarious! haha. ( :

[mitchizhere]

I do! Every guy should be doing this. A dry penis with fresh smelly underwear is probably the best thing ever. When it comes to sucking cock that is lol.. I love these videos!

[tulippppps]

lmao he is so funny but the stuff he says is so true and he knows what he is talking about.. so don't hate.