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  • Helpful hint, Sitch, since comedy is apparently new to you.

    Bragging about how awesome you are ups the ante pretty fast -- only self-depreciation makes that approach work. Otherwise, when you joke doesn't go over, you look like an obnoxious arrogant asswipe.

  • This is just awful. Just awful. He just uninvited himself to several dozen other events as well. What in Carlin's name were they THINKING?

  • What a fucking idiot!!!! Just made an ass out of himself but again thats what he gets for being a Douchebag!!!

  • Who the FUCK thought it was a good idea to let this douchebag be a part of this roast? He is SO stupid that he's not even fazed by this moment. Fuck everyone involved with helping make this turd famous.

  • I actually can't even watch stand up comedy for this exact reason, I just feel so bad seeing people get all nervous and shit.

  • Damn that was awkward, even for me.

  • I wouldn't blame anyone to dislike button this video. I personally want to punch the guy if ever I see him in person, and yes...THAT IS A THREAT, but only in the name of "good entertainment"...one of which has been RAPED courtesy of him & the rest of those queef-eating tools on The Jersey Shore.

    DIE, SITUATION, DIE!!! ><

  • ok...its an effin roast. he wasn't funny cuz his delivery was horrible and he just doesn't have it. but if somebody else was saying it...it would have been hilarious. duh

  • who feels like this was a roast on the situation

  • biggest douchebad ever and worst comedian as well...

  • STAR IS BURNIN OUT AND HES GONNA FALL ON THAT BIG BULBOUS NOSE. CLASSLESS AND I CANT WAIT FOR PAULY D TO DROP THE NO TALENT BUM.

  • REALITY IS, HES AN UGLY MAN W/ ABS AND JEALOUS OF ANYONE...EVEN HIS CLOSEST FRIENDS. VINNY AND PAULY D ARE COOL CATS, HES JUST SAD AND DESPRATE FOR ATTENTION

  • I saw this, couldn't look at the TV cauz was imbarrished by looking at it, he still got his money thou :P

  • Wow! This is a new level of sucking.

  • give him a break, he's not a comedian, he's a reality star.

  • @CrazyCrazy47

    neither is larry king. Hell, even Marley Matlin was hilarious, and she's deaf

  • @hellofaname that is true xD

  • He belongs in a club, not a comedy roast.

  • damn why'd he agree to do this haha fucking idiot

  • He's funny if you are 10 or stupid. Not that 10 year old's are stupid, they just don't know better yet.

  • He just shitted all over comedy....the thing that we all love :(

  • i actually feel pretty sorry for him he was asked to do a roast he did the roast hes not a comedian he is hilarious on jersey shore though but hes just not a stand up comedian haha

  • wow I find it quite funny how over pompous he is and how he's trying to rub it in everyones face how much money he is, HES COMPETING AGAINST DONALD TRUMP, A FUCKING BILLIONARE. fuck

  • Fail!

  • donald trump is NOT your man wtf

  • Everything out of that horrid Jersey show is terrible.

    Still, that Marlee Matlin joke in the description is funny.

  • This is so fuckin embarrassing for him that i feel embarrassed for watching this shit

  • What a fucking joke. (I meen Jersey)

  • @LittleMissSpaz haha me to.. Its like im embarrased for him

  • Ice & Coco, hahahahahaha OMG AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA­A.

  • this video makes me cringe.

  • I'd rather hear Marlee Matlin...

  • fuck i hate these irritating 15 minutes of faem douchebags them and tween/pop culture faggot shit are killing tv so hard i hope this doesnt end up like a decade of this shit like it looks like its going i miss the 90s and early 2000's when shit was cool and not run by dull spoilt kids on late night tv....

  • thank god the audio program on my computer is broken, so i don't have to listen to this jackass.

  • I feel so uncomfortable watching this.

  • @tabenx me too!!

  • EPIC  FAIL

  • What did you expect he's such a tool

  • i shut it off because i cringed.

  • fail

  • Why does he sound retarded like mike tyson?

  • dude......lol

  • who is this asshole!!

  • Awful.

  • epic F A I L

  • Jamie Foxx should've appeared as his conscience like he did for Doug Williams.

  • fuck these fucks $100,000 each an episode fuckin. takes me almost 3 yrs to make that. America must be broken.

  • basically he sounds so ameteurish he'd get booed off a high school talent show.

  • Here's a joke...., The Situation....You're Fired!!!

  • yup, FAIL!!!

  • his jokes were terrible its like saying fuck you.

  • how can you roast THE RICHEST MAN in the world anyway...come on. And it is sad with all the SO CALLED money The SHITUATION makes he couldnt BUY a joke....my god, please some one tell him that if we took the oil off his boddy and hair we could at least get gas back to $3.00 a gallon! FN CLOWN

  • the best roast he gave trump was saying he should run for president. now that is a good joke

  • This is what happens when an idiot tries to do comedy. 

  • Somebody please... shoot that motherfucker and drag him off the stage. What a disgrace to Italians and Americans alike.

  • At minervx, his jokes were offending, thats why no one laughed

  • love how snoops like let me smoke this guys boring lol .guy at the end kinda lighten the mood a bit. oh well atleast we know Donald wont hire him in the first place for him tobe fired. lol

  • i think he was told to go out there and be an ass. we all know tv is scripted

  • Um where's the part where he told that racist joke to snoop? For those that don't know, he said to Snoop, "You and Trump have a lot in common. His ancestors owned property, and your ancestors WERE property." Yeah he said that, check any source. Good job cutting it out and not allowing us to see how REALLY SHITTY he was.

  • @mikesgotniceice that's not true, why do you keep saying it. People hate him enough with out you going around calling him a racist.

  • @mikesgotniceice its not really racist if he's stating a fact, especially since he's just telling a joke.

  • @IVIusicFiend That must be why no one laughed and why he was boo'd off stage right?

  • @IVIusicFiend If I was telling jokes at a bar mitzvah it'd be okay for me to say "I'd love some mustard gas w/ this latka mmm" because it's a FACT that millions of jews were killed by mustard gas and hey it's just a JOKE, right? Idiot.

  • @mikesgotniceice Theres a difference between a bar mitzvah and a ROAST you dumbfuck. What do you think the point of a ROAST is? idiot.

  • @IVIusicFiend Tell that same joke at a roast and see how many laughs you get. Go anywhere anytime and tell jokes about millions of people being killed or tortured. When they boo your ass off stage and throw garbage at you just tell them it was just a joke and you were just stating facts. Go on do it, and report to me about what happens. Throw in an Armenian genocide joke during the roast of Kim Kardashian while your at, I'm sure the crowd would love to hear that.

  • @mikesgotniceice tell about millions of people being killed or tortured? YOU IDIOT DO SOME FUCKIN RESEARCH. all he said was trump and snoop have something in common, his ancestors had property and your ancestors were property. ITS A FUCKIN ROAST, you're supposed to say shit like that. The fact that the situation said it made it not funny because he's doesnt know how to present the joke, I guarantee you if it was jeff ross who said It would've got laughs because everyone knows he's joking, moron.

  • Here's my honest opinion: I think comedy is about status. I concur that the Situation had bad jokes, but if Jeff Ross and Lisa Lampenelli said them, people would have laughed. Larry King, for example, had some bad jokes, but people laughed at them because he was Larry King, and not the Situation.

  • @minervx it's true. that's why amateur nights are so fucking hard

  • @minervx his cadence and diction is all fucked up and off kelter. voice inflection has no confidence ect ect ect

  • The real situation is, his inability to write a good joke, ummmmm USE THE WRITERS, that's why they make the small bucks...

  • ...this was bad... like wtf? he sucks...this was awkward and badly done.

  • What show is this.

  • Watching him get booed wasn't enough for me. I want to see this dude get his ass beat.

  • i did this face :-| when he tried to take down the jezel

  • its good that he atleast played it off in a calm way rather than spazzing at everyone..

  • Why the fuck was he at the roast anyway

  • this is so awkward lol :P

  • wait, how did he get selected to do the roast anyways?

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  • this shit makes me miss greg giraldo so, so, so , so much :(

  • hahaha snoop had to roll a blunt to deal with this shit at 2:30

  • your an illiterate wigger mike that got punked hard by snoop. you and all those punks on jersey shore just prove how low this country has become.

  • Perfect example of t.v. trying to make a star out of a turd. This guy isn't a star, this guy isn't funny, not a shining role model for anyone. It's up to the public to realize you're making jerks like this rich by supporting them and their shows. Do yourself a favor, support yourself work hard and pocket the money that you're giving away to losers like this.

  • @0boardcertified0 one word for that comment ....AMEN!!!

  • @0boardcertified0 smartest comment ever

  • I think it was a setup cause i was laughin when he said donald trump didnt need to fire himself cause he let his self go already i was in tears It was funny

  • This is too painful to watch, once i get to 15secounds i have to shut it off.

  • The only thing "The Situation" (what a fuckin joke of a "nickname" by the way) could every possibly do that would make me roll with laughter would be to swallow a razor blade...come to think of it, the entire cast of Jersey Shore can go ahead and do that.

  • Sooooo BADD >:O

  • Yeah, he tried alright. The beginning wasn't that bad. And those Marlee Matlin jokes in the description were quite good, actually!

  • Stupid stupid stupid man.

  • Ice-T's face at 2:11 defines this entire clip.

  • This is one of the rare times when having more dislikes than likes on your video is a GOOD thing...

  • that made me want to cry

  • @nycbassist76

    I was mirroring your own comment back at you. But you obviously didn't have enough intelligence to understand what I did.

  • this is actally hard to watch

  • This is a painful situation.

  • Now that roast was a situation he bombed big time I literally had to stop it and skip over his part I was so embarrassed for him lol

  • People think the Jersey Shore is a disgrace to italians. Tell them to watch this.

  • ok men thise is just dad

  • God and Greg Giraldo must've been laughing their asses off in heaven like, "Look at this asshole!" R.I.P.

  • R.I.P Greg Giraldo.

    BEST COMEDIAN EVER.

  • @xStopTrying RIP I still listen to his Good Day to Cross a River album.

  • lmao man i had to cover my face watching this...sooo embarrassing....haha

  • i honestly feel uncomfortable watching this.

  • @cosmo4596 lol i said the same thing i was embarrased just seeing this

  • oh my god!!!! so embarrassingly horrible!!!!!! XD i LOVED it

    f.y.i. comedy is NEVER your game

    f.y.i.again. were laughing at you not with you (i dont think he realized it)

  • I could eat alphabet soup and shit out a better comedy routine. Dean Martin must be rolling in his grave. Anyone remember the REAL comedy roasts where everyone got plowed and had a blast?

  • @5ivepdx when i look at all these fuckers its like a class revolution hit hollywood and all the low class fucklers won!!! even trump is a low class boor always bragging about his money like a nigger rich white man!!

  • @1986billyk - totally. It gives the 20somethings of today a bad name. I'm very fortunate that I remember the comedy of yesterday that actually meant something and made people laugh. It's like a reverse version today. In 1977, The Donald would have had an AMAZING roast!

  • @5ivepdx for real ! when you look at all these "stars" and transport them back in time to the real hollywood all of them would either be" parkin cars or pumpin gas!!" rofl. how low as entertainment sunk ? don't take a much to see that!!

  • guido turned wigger ??wtf props to that fat guy who ran up there to try to save his sorry ass . didn't work !!! glad snoop made that wise crack about he can't tell white people that try to act black apart ....cause they all look a like to him. bet you situation was that nerdy drama club geek back in school that got picked on and didn't never play sports. and don't any fags say stop hatin wawawawa i'm just having fun with his no talent ass: end:

  • so let me get this straight; we lose Greg Giraldo and this fagturd gets his seat?

  • @ChrisYoungGunn lol dude you sooooo said it man....greg giraldo was awesome...this fucker doesnt even have a high school diploma...lol

  • @jpersaudcorp lmao, the way he was talking explains it all.

  • what a fucktard

  • Omg he is so stupid..well just let him finish out his 15 minutes of fame.

  • probably the best roast ive ever seen................

    i think im ganna go run my face on a table saw after that one.

  • there are just no words..

  • dude

  • what a stupid unfunny douche

  • his jokes weren't that bad, people are just biased and he delivered them horribly.

  • @eagledynasty81 No... they kinda sucked... like the one about his doing a supermodel in his mansion with money on the floor... made no sense

  • @Brotection rofl that one was him being the ultimate complete fucking prick. wasn't even a joke. agree with you on that one.

  • um pity laugh right

  • so should i hate this or should i like it!! get out of jersey people, theres something in the water there!

  • horrible!!!

  • omg this is actually hurting me watchin this....god damn hes such a f**Kin retard

  • this is.........so hurting...wow. 

  • what a complete fuckhead 

  • It's hard to decide if I want to thumb up or thumb down this video...

  • i couldnt even watch this it was so bad......

  • wow. he sucks....

  • I'd feel sorry for him if it weren't for the fact that he bangs supermodels every night on a pile of money on the floor of his mansion.

  • @TheGiraffe99 He doesn't own a mansion.

  • I thought in general this roast was the least funny of all anyway with Trump just sitting there as tho he had someplace else to be. Several of the roasters were unfunny but this jersey thug was so bad he may have killed the roasts forever.

  • god that woman's fake smile is terrible, why didn't all the people that were getting ripped in this video stand up for themselves and why did trump shake his fucking hand at the end :s

  • @TimGranshaw06 it's a roast you idiot.

  • @TimGranshaw06 its a roast, usually people involved in roasts have to be able to laugh at themselves. The woman (Whitney Cummings (sp?)) only smiled to be nice

  • the jokes are as awful as expected but his delivery is ATROCIOUS! makes it ten time unfunnier

  • ....why even fucken try man...who thought of this magnificent brilliant idea?

    i seriously cant even think of what to fucken say...fuck this. its too much...somebody shoot him in the face...

  • You know Snoop Dog b thinkin' "shizzle drizzle the situation fizzled."

  • Poor guy he had some decent jokes, but he has no delivery skill. He should have had some delivery classes. He needs some work, and definitely needs to do some run through's before getting up their.

  • anybody notice the symbolism ?

  • Thats what you call a GRENADE!!

  • Who invited this dumbass to be a roaster, and who the hell thought he was funny enough to carry something like this? WHY THE FUCK IS HE SO FAMOUS???? PLEASE!

  • I really feel bad watching this. It's so embarrassing...

  • He brags about how much money he has... according to Celebrity Networth, he's only valued at 200k. I wonder what kind of mansion you can buy with that?

  • @666hades666 a guest house in compton?

  • The douchebagness reaches its maximum strength at the model-mansion-money part.

  • He tries so hard to be cool, but he just comes off as a cocky douche

  • snoop dog,(2:28) maybe pot will make this better...(2:47) nope

  • Theyre not laughing with you theyre laughing at you

  • That faggot don't know what he's doin man

  • i prefer snooki up there hahaha

  • Ouch so hard to watch

  • and they are sending this retard to italy?? with those other retards??

  • @everman1979 Hopefully they won't come back.

  • @2Bmommaofthree hopefully their plane crashes

  • epic fail

    

  • What a complete fucking fool.....but not as fucking foolish as the people give him a Job on a stupid show like Jersey Morons

  • Dear Situation. You are a fucking joke. Sweet Abs. That's sarcasm. You suck. Sincerely, America.

  • @mclaxin9 LOVE IT!!!!! Hahaha Sincerely, America. Right on dude. Fucking joke

  • nooooooooooooooob!

  • omg

  • Oh my god.. I couldn't even watch.. He is such an asshole hahaha

  • "This is also your last night!" THANK YOU Jeff Ross!!!

  • there is no TRY!

    there is only DO or DONOT

    fame for this asshole is officially over!!! hahahahaha!!!

    thumbs up if you agree!!!

  • @udaho tell me what the f**k has kim kardashian and paris hilton done?