JeebsTV - Episode 16 (Warheads, Stadiums & Rock Songs)

[MisteryGirlVEVO]

Pause at 0:59 it looks like shes gonna explode!

[calderlee]

Why did tyler go to tyland for because ties were made there.

[drewtheassasinscreed]

at 1:02 he's looking at your grandma thats his face when he see's here

[pamulove]

To mama is so poor that she uses cerios for earings

[pamulove]

Your mama is so Chinese that at the bottom of her ass it said made in China

[pizzaflyable]

yo mamma so ugly when bob the builder saw her he said,"Yikes I can't fix that."

[brennanrocksable]

i put 5 lemon war head in my mouth

[sk815411]

The funniest joke: there were three pepole poop, shut up, and license. they were riding so fast on there motor cycle and poop fell off. License went to go pick him up. The police stped them. He asked shut up wat his name was and he said shut up, the cop said seriously wats ur name? He said shutup! the cop said alright ware is ur licence he said over there . he said relly ware is ur license he said, over there piking up poop!

[rileydilo1012]

stop this video at 0:42 and 1:03

[sportlover4532]

Yo mama so fat wen god sed let there be light he had to ask her to move out of the way

[TheManbearpig1111111]

Man Bear Pig IN BACKROUND!!!!!!

[MrFalconboy67]

1:01 to 1:08 CONSTAPATION

[MrFalconboy67]

NEVER have more then 1 warhead one time i did it and a bitter disturbing taste was there for like 3 days

[brentley104]

I love u and mattyb

[HunterTheSwagest]

whats the funniest thing you ever did

[dassyr1]

I luv the sort of lisp he has its sooooo cute!!!!!!!!!!!! 1-4-3

[ZoeGRaps]

Well there was 3 frogs and they visited a hotel,

There were no rooms left except for the down-stairs bathroom, so they went in there,

1 slept in the bath, 1 in the loo, and 1 in the sink,

In the morning the 1 in the sink asked the one in the loo what was it like down there he replied first it went dark, then it rained, then a log fell on me!

[jchluda]

Check out the Cool Kid Show (episode 1) I have 5 episodes!!!!!

[jennykkinz1234]

that was disturbing...

[itschildishgames]

@1:06 Thats the face when i take a big Shit

[Ishtara1000]

I love this kid, he is so tallented!

[natalienet09]

yo mama jokes...

[natalienet09]

Matty is so funny, he is dancing with the baseball guy

[BrittanyRoseReynolds]

gosh i love ur eyes :D <3

[lilmiscolie]

his laugh is so adorable c:

[Wrestler19546]

i like this video

[grannyandblasthours]

Q.What did the ruler say to the rock?

A. You Rock!

Q.What did the rock say to the ruler?

A. You Rule!

[bieberfiever4ever]

your mamma so fat when she see's a train she yell's stop that twinkie!!!!!!

[bieberfiever4ever]

MattyB doesn't need Twitter he's already following you

[MrLebron2000]

whats the difference between a bench and a mexican a bench can support a family haha don't take this offense of

[Mattybraps11]

What is black,white,and red all over?A zebra with a diper rash!!!!!!!

[MrLebron2000]

a guy walked in to a bar and asked for 13 margaritas the bar tender said whats the occasion my first bj thats a splendid occasion one on the house he said no if 13 doesn't get the taste out nothing will thank u for reading my beast joke send a message for more

bibi

[dancecheergirl123]

how old r u

[ImAwesome349]

what is your real name

[TheKaileyDaily]

when the blond walked past the Y.M.C.A. she said 'Look someone someone spelled Macy's wrong''

[TheGreatFSXFlyer]

Yo mamma's teeth so yellow whwn she smiles traffic slows down and yo mamma so ugly not even goldfish crackers smile back

[Cuddles779277]

Pause at :46

[Cuddles779277]

Two blondes lock thier keys in the car. One of the blondes tries to break into the car while the the other one watches.

Finally the first blonde says "Darn, I can't get in the car!" The other blond replies, "keep trying, it looks like it is going to rain and the top is down".

[Cuddles779277]

Three blondes are in an elevator when the elevator suddenly stops and the lights go out. They try using their cell phones to get help, but have no luck. Even the phones are out.

After a few hours of being stuck with no help in sight, one blonde says to the others "I think the best way to call for help is by yelling together."

The others agree with the first, so they all inhale deeply and begin to yell loudly "Together, together, together."

[5casey4]

why cant women ski? theres no snow in the kitchen

[123AngelsvsDevils]

you guys are entertaining :)

[destinykaiser59yahoo]

What does everyone have on their face?

Tulips (:

[TheDeterminedCow]

why does santa have such a big sack, because he only CUMs once a year

[XxNYYMusefanXx]

when i eat warheads i eat 3 of them in my mouth. am i the only person who dosnt think their sour

[december393]

This my joke Q: Why did a person have a egg foe a head A: Cause he had a headache

[eDiCpLLoAlbo412]

pres 2 3 and 5 relly fast Funny as fuck

[wonnabees]

Magadlela

[Magadlela]

wat are warheads



[jbmanoya]

idk youre name jeebs guy is it james or something

[bulldog4298]

Yo mama is so poor I lit a match in her house and roaches started singing " clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the Lord we got heat" :)) hope I wan!! :))

[tdaouk1]

i have a joke knock knock whose there doctor who doctor who like the charecter on tv get it your cool jeebs

[llhoyle]

what is a cookie awith a fortune is one that made me laugh cause it was sooo dumb

[nenabug52]

the funnist joke i no is y did chicken cross the rode to get to the other side looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooool­l hey jeebs please pick me

[877drybones]

PAUSE AT 1:05 HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAH ;)

[FEETROX1]

one day this man was hunting in the woods and he heard come on!!come out!!!!and he walked in this cabin and their was a skeloton on the toilet using the bathroom !!!LOl ILOVE YOU JEEBSTV!!:)

[ego11pwns]

why does a midgit laugh when he runs through a field? THE GRASS TICKLES HIS BALLS!

[justinbeiberfan73]

@ego11pwns hahahahahahahahahah lol that is halirious if i were u jeebs tv i would pick this person lol that is awesome!!!!1

[ego11pwns]

@justinbeiberfan73 Thank you every much. I feel honered.

[MyLegacyHD1]

i think knock knock whos there fatty fatty who fatty u

[bobbieweber]

if u got in the shower with your dad

[bobbieweber]

at  105 too ha

[bobbieweber]

pase at 44 hahaha

[coomerjr]

PAUSE ATE 1:03

[nicecubanita]

pause at 46

[CDRangers]

why cant zoo animals take tests why too many cheetas



[TheBeastlyboy123]

pause at 53 seconds:)

[SuperCamcool]

The best joke Is wen you did the slow moshin of you and mattyb eating the candies at the time

[redmist4life]

Pussys 0:36 & 0:54

[sanesbitt1]

pause at 32 sec,41 sec,53 sec,1 min 9 sec,1 min 24 sec,1 min 59 sec,2 min 10 sec

[sanesbitt1]

pause at 32 sec,41 sec

[sanesbitt1]

pause at 32 sec,

[TheScarydonut]

i got a joke for y'all yo mamas so fat when she sat on walmart she lowered the prices

[goodtimes2004]

i love your song and i mean love it

[maceyxoxo121]

"You wanna hear a joke about my pencil???"

"Yeah"

"Nevermind It's pointless!!!"

[DeviousZoroark]

QOTD: What is the funniest joke you know???

So two muffins were sitting in an oven. One muffin says, "Man It's Hot In Here..." Another muffin says, "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!"

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If you don't think it's funny, sorry. I just kind of thought of a random one...

[dujeeb]

Yo mama is so ugly Eminem is Now Afraid. Yo mama is so uly when she looks in the mirror it cracks

[Bad5978]

I have no idea

[mperritano]

it is not about anybodys mamma it is just some jokes i found. i know , and what somebody told me

[mperritano]

sarah grace is so special the funniest joke i know is your momma so fat when she sees a bus with kids she says come back twinkie. Next is your mamma so fat when she was in a bad time she asked her friend what to do so her friend said look at the light and then asked your mamma to move over. 3 is your mamma so ugly when you were born you mother said its a treasure and your dad said ya lets go burry it. your mamma so fat when she is sitting around her house she is literly sitting around her house

[12345Robin99]

there were 2 snakes in the cornfeld 1 snake said are we poisonious the other snake said i don't know y are you asking me cause i just bit my tung. they are poisonious and he is asking him cause he don't want to die.

[scout1918]

lol

[cupcakepeeps]

What do you call twin brothers?

A sun set

Thats the funniest joke I know

[briana5778]

haha the funniest joke i know is this 1 :D

there were 2 muffins in an oven and 1 Muffin said pheww its hot in here and the other Muffin said OH MY GOD a talking Muffin! :P

[missilovegreatdanes]

can't think of the funniest but the lamest is knock knock whos there bear bear who bear bum

[badamsgo]

Why did the litttle boy tip toe across the medisen camnet ANWER: cause he didnt want to wake up the sleeping pills

[dannyesser123]

hey im wearing that shirt today!

[booey1231]

How old r u gosh?!?

[hawh14144]

1:01 is funny

[myzaramusic]

the funniest joke i know is what colour is ur burp #anwser burple

[myzaramusic]

so funny and cute

[DirtySouthGoon321]

what year was that

[ClickMadeInChina]

the funniest joke is ask you teacher if she or he would tell you of for somefing you didnt do then they would say no then say i didnt do my homework then

[LEXIANDKOTA16]

The Funniest Joke is "Why did the dog Cross the rode?! BEcause... There were no cars!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

[megamatt722]

Pause at 42 seconds

[Drums381]

Ur hairs turning dirty boomed

[idontknow8102]

is this mattyb plz answer /?

[aod7745]

@idontknow8102 no its his bro

[Lianawu]

@idontknow8102 no he is his big brother

[ledylbry1410]

what is a seagulls favorite bread?

poopernickle!!!

[colton2754]

the blonde ask's the burnett what does idk mean the burnett said i dont know and the blonde says omg nobody knows

[greaserbabe100]

ur endings sound like raywilliamjohnsons

[TheKane1104]

i put all of them in once and i didnt spit them out

[alojayhawk16]

why did the boy drop his ice cream cone......

because he got hit by a bus.

[The01Haji]

HAHAHAHA u look like a rat LOL my bad dont mean to lower ur self esteem

[chipo1ful]

i am walk and i was standing in dog u knoww

[LoverBeadles31]

What Starts With F And Ends With Uck??? FIRETRUCK :D

[LoverBeadles31]

I Like Yur Hats (:

[sassylover1000]

aren't u maddy b

[sexygirl12177]

@sassylover1000 if you were really a fan of mattyb you would know

[jaspercasperboo]

is jeebs and matty b different people?

[rlkcaw]

@jaspercasperboo yeah, lol

[LuvJonz4]

gay ass hoe white people cant rap

[TheFatalGamin]

@LuvJonz4 If ur black ure a NIGGER I LOVE THT WORDDD !!! NIGGER WHITE PEOPLE R BETTER THAN NIGGERS KKK

[bobthebuilderf2345]

the funiest joke i know is : What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you:

you take the pin out and throw it right back

[bobthebuilderf2345]

warheads are suckish compared to toxic waste!!!

[sammygirl1ify]

who is this kid

[jordangabi1]

were did the cow go out to the moooovies

[kaniesha11]

thumbs up if you think his eyes are cute

[omgcoolioperson]

why cant zoo animals take tests? because there to many cheetas! hahahahahahahahahah

[thespillcanvas1313]

joke below read it as is... the first line is there was a priest and three nuns and continues with the priest comes back and call the nuns into his office hop ya'll like it

[thespillcanvas1313]

there was a priest and three nuns

the priest calls the nuns into his office one day

he tells them that he is going on a vaction and he'll be back in one week

he tells them that if they commmit any sins when he comes back he will forgive them

(one week passes)

[thespillcanvas1313]

the priest comes back and calls the nuns into his office

the first nun says "father please forgive me for i have sinned, i stepped in an old lady's garden"

he says "go bless yourself in the holy water"

the second nun says "father please forgive me for i have sinned, i stole candy from a baby"

he says "go bless yourself in holy water"

now this time the third nun is laughing and rolling on the floor

the priest says what did you do

the third nun says "i peed in the holy water"

[lover1234xoxo]

reminds me of diary of a wimpy kid!

[studmufin1997]

will u remember me in 1 minut ? ya.will u remember me in 1 week?ya. will u remember me in 1 month?ya...........knoknok. whos ther??? i thought u said u would remeber me!

[tinystar0112]

u look like this boy his name is chad zemer hahah lol

[Jmangogirl]

LOL tht is funny they look just like each other

[emmagbieber7]

1 guy: what kind of beez make milk?

1 girl" umm idk?

1 guy: boobeez lol!!!! haha

[rachyrach1001]

how does batmans mom call him for dinner (dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner batman)

[haloteen117]

1st wht do midgets laugh when they run

2nd why

3rd cuase the grass tickles their balls

[zackdillabough]

waht do you call cheese that isnt yours siad the dad then the child said i dont no what do u call it ? Nacho cheese lollll !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[zackdillabough]

waht do you call cheese that isnt yours siad the dad then the child said i dont no what do u call it ? Nacho cheese lollll !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[943ilovejustinbieber]

and they have awesome lifes and i wish i had a life like theirs

[943ilovejustinbieber]

MattyB and his bro are soooooooooooooooooooooo cute i wish they were my brothers =D

[XxNikeVansXx]

ok so why did the chicken cross the road it was running..from KFC ![ LAME]

[ThePeacelovedance11]

the funniest joke i know is

there was a 2 blondes

blonde1:is it dark

blonde2:idk i cant see,.lol.short i know.i have alot more blonde jokes too:),im a blonde but hey who cant laugh at blonde jokes!!.lol

[alyssam67]

the funniest joke i know is

person 1: how do u wake up lady gaga

person 2: how

person 1; poker face

[flippertipper1345]

hey this is Justin Bieber yea ik Flippertipper1345 and she left her youtube on so yea i am on her's i love jessica and i broke up wit selena so i am asking her out

[ThePeacelovedance11]

@flippertipper1345 ur so retarted!!

[XxNikeVansXx]

@flippertipper1345 wow :O lmaoicant believe somebody can b as rearded as u OMG !

[flippertipper1345]

so a blonde saw a brunette shouting 88,88,88,88 so the blonde went up to the brunette and said that looks like fun can i try the brunette said yea so the blonde started shouting 88,88,88 the brunette said you know whats even funner(sp) if you say it in the middle of the road so the blonde went to the middle of the road and said 88,88- then a car hit her flat and the brunette shouted 89,89,89

[flippertipper1345]

how old is he

[AlexanderKelly15]

my funniest joke is: lol funny rite...

[mamallama415]

This is a Harry potter joke. If u haven't seen the movies or read the books then don't bother reading this. Ok so Ron runs up to Harry and goes "Harry! Come quick someones hurt!!" and Harry goes "is it serious?" and ron says "no it's snape!!" haha

[jblover14171]

This joke is called fair punishment. Jack:will u punish me for something I didn't do mr. Henderson? Mr.Henderson: of course not! Jack:good cause I didn't do my homework

[simonapelle]

my funniest joke is : STOP MAKEIN STUPID JEEBSTV it annoying GOSH

[BiebTimeSloan]

This is the only English joke i know because i'm Dutch:

Why don't seagulls fly above a bay?

Because then they'd be called baygulls.

[therappingurl]

3 guys, A dumb one A kinda dumb one And a SMART ONE! The smart guy goes hunting. He comes back with a deer the guys ask. How'd you get that? He said. I see deer track I follow deer track I get the deer. The kinda smart guy goes hunting. He comes back with a bunny. They say How did you get that? He said " I see bunny track I follow bunny track I get bunny.

The dumb guy goes hunting he comes back with broken bones. They said what happened? He said I follow train track I shoot train Train no stop.

[mbmvcvdpzp]

person one: hey, dude, you know sugar is the only english word that has "su" sounding like "sh"?

person two: really?

person one: yeah yeah, for sure!

[therappingurl]

There was 3 guys named shutup,poop, and manners. Shut up ran into a cop the cop said hey what's your name. Shut up said "Shut up" the cop said hey where's manner. Shut up said going to pick up poop.

[mirandasoccer11]

Miranda: Whats sticky, purple, has 16 legs, and is covered with thick black hair????

Larry:I don't know what??

Miranda: I don't know either. But they're serving it today in the school cafeteria!!!

[HisqueenB1105]

you are hot



[SuperMeme561]

knock kncok

whos there?

wheel

wheel who?

wheel u be queit and stut up

[jellybelly98ify]

ok this joke is stupid but my little cousin likes it a lot so she told me to post it so here it is A tooth brush was talking to toilet paper and said somtimes i feel like i have the WORST job in the world and the toilet paper said yeah right!

[angeneflournoy]

1st guy/ what will happen if you live in a water bottle full of water

2nd guy/ i don't know what will happen 

1st guy/ you'll get drunk

[angeneflournoy]

three boys are walking home from detention singing a song and they each had to say a part out loud ...wile they were walking they saw a dead body and the cops came by and said who did this to him the first boys did not here him and sang we did it we did it the cop said how and the 2nd sang forks and knive forks and knives and the cop said you guys are going to the electric chair and the last one sang plug it in plug it in

[MrSaraforever]

acho k asco el principio

[justinbieberlove001]

sissy boy death

muerte al niño maricaa!!

Viva españa!! OLÉE! ;)

y Vivaa justin bieber!! <3

[BlackMw2Shotz]

Suckup... 

[PlachettePugh]

GUY 1 : WHY WHAT DID THE DUCK EAT WITH ITZ SOUP

GUY 2 : I DONT KNOW WHAT GUY 1 : QWACKERS

[PlachettePugh]

GUY 1 : WHY WAS THE STRONG MAN AFRIAD OF THE COMPUTER

GUY 2 : WHY

GUY 1 : BECAUSE OF THE MOUSE

[skylerknapp77]

a blond call in and sayes her house is on fire...the firefighter said how to we get there the blond sayes uhh id the big fucking red truck

[shannny127]

you guys look funny

[maddiskye8]

my joke is .................... your mamas so fat when she sank to the bottom of the sea the whales started singing... we are family even your fatter than me!

[joglow10]

Guess what? Chicken butt. Guess why?chicken thy.

[chloeissocoollikable]

YO MOMMA SO FAT DORA COULDNT EVEN EXPLORE HER LOLOLOL

[JzavonEy]

the funniest joke is one i made up; How do u spank a canoe: u paddle it!!!!!!!!

[MeoMiyo]

Hey why dont you go read a book or do some studies to prepare for your future instead of thinking youtube is going to make you famous.

[dailarddolphins]

@MeoMiyo well that wasnt nice atleast he has the guts to follow his dreams ur just another hater

[hpglasses7]

thumbs up if you LOVE Matty B's hair!

[dylanc79923]

whats the diffrence between a gir and cell phones?

answer: you can turn a cell phone on sclient

MY JOKE...

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why?

MONKEY PANTS! :)